>you will never be a Japanese
>you will always be a leaf
>the best you can hope for is to become an amerifat
Who else knows this feel?
>>57427441
>be korean
> military duty making you slave for 2 years
> porn banned
> world class suicide rate
> deadly competition
> world class working hours
> no welfare
leaf is happy :)
Fucking Weeb
Life in Japan is not how you think it is
>lives in one of the best countries in the world
>b-but japaaaannnnnn
>>57427441
>you will always be cyka blyat
>enjoy african tier corruption
>dictatorship is awesome
>freedom of speech is not needed
>best ecology ever
>awesome roads
>1 year of military slavery
>be fucking poor
Leaf, you serious?
>>57427441
Your waifu is not waiting for you in Glorious Nippon. Your waifu doesn't exist.
>be russian
>be arab
>>57428182
Don't forget
>colours do not exist, everything is gray
>shit weather year round
>>57427849
>be hue
>shit educational system
>shit health care
>shit public transportation
>economy is fucked up for at least 5 years
>politicians corrupt as shit
>afraid to get out of my house because of crime rates
>police shoots first, ask later
>bolivians, peruvians, niggers everywhere
>everyone is dumb and shallow as fuck
>at least i have plenty of soccer to watch on tv ;^)
>>57428146
The enlightened one
>>57427441
if you are so naive, you will jump in front of an oncoming train soon after you arrive here
>>57428182
>>57428294
>>57428449
but your nation have a nuke , be proud
