/a/sean edition
/balt/
Hol up
>>57425766
>go to /asean/
>erp like a fucking loser.
>>57425766
pertamax
>>57425766
dubs checked
Haram list:
Politics
Homosexuals
Porn
>>57425766
>Shingapore is white
Nice. Where were you Singapore Armed Forces invaded animu to kill faggots?
>>57426113
>>57426200
>SAF
>>57426113
Don't forgot Philippines slum.
>>57426326
RIP
>>57425766
I love you guys
>>57426326
Dog bless.
Do people call you ate? :3
>>57426399
Assalamulaicum
>>57426474
Its teh
>>57426474
In dota2, because of female profile picture.
>>57426399
Saddam did nuthing wong!
>>57426474
Why would people call me when I eat?
>>57426399
U.S. invasion was a mistake
>>57425766
why can china not post here?
Was this a brand new level of fame whoring?
>muh little girl loved Star wars I swear
God damn it, stuck at scaling in autoCAD. I really need to cure my autism.
>>57427169
I'll probably run my own fucking campaign by now
>Please let me binge watch all of the JoJo part 4 anime before I die of severe depression
>>57427070
okay kuya
>>57427162
ausschink BTFO.
>Asian grill sleeping in my bed
Might go poke her with my dick soon
>>57428497
post pic
>>57428497
Prozzies doesn't count, Blake.
awakku kesel nemen tapi mripat tak merem-meremke awet mau ora bisa turu
help
>tfw wagecucks won't be able to watch the CL games
>>57428930
anime
>tfw bored out of my skull and want to sleep
>tfw can't sleep and stuck in this shitty imageboard
>>57429435
It's all going to be okay.
>>57429435
Do you need a head
>>57429435
be yourself
>>57429435
Just go to sleep/
>>57429631
Umm...
Yes...
>>57427169
If she dies I'm certain they can just make another baby and this time will be a boy and would watch Star Wars for real.
>>57429774
>just b urself xddddd
>>57429886
A calm head makes you sleep tight.
>>57429932
Don't be yourself, be someone else.
>>57429960
C-can you hold me, please?
It's just a while...
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>57430083
I want to hold your hands and kiss your head.
>>57430243
Which head?
>>57425766
How true is this /ASEAN/ ?
>>57430243
Ok...
Pls don't be rough on me...
>>57430361
so truuu lmao 100 100 100
>>57430361
back to plebbit with you
literally just the same jokes every time
>>57430361
kek 10/10
Late night music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUI_wNUlf8g
>TFW got a strong 2:1 for one of my assignments which I did last minute
>>57431471
Congratulations
>>57430470
Don't worry, I won't.
>>57431683
W-well, if that's the case...
Then, Hold m-my hand...
>>57431604
Arigato Malaysia-San. This is the third time I got a 2:1 in an assignments. I usually get around 55 marks
>>57431927
Turnitin was such a shit to use, apparently I plagiarized my own work.
>>57432001
It can even link papers that you never mention or cite in your essay. That's how shit it is.
>>57431868
>>57426200
>anime haters
>posts on the largest english anime discussion site
Gas yourself
>>57426200
>>57432561
>>57432454
I wish I had a cute ading to call me kuya
good night asean
i love you all
not so fast filipin
no i don't like you
>>57433001
It's ok, I love Filipine :3
>>57432960
;__;
>>57433056
>>57433285
You seem so cute. I hope you are really cute IRL
Shoulder i sacrifice my sleep for money sake?
>>57433488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvrdin0S5aM
>57433102
here's a (You)
>>57433656
Celaka
>>57433734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE0tko6xK3s
roll to get your 3d American criminal qt
roll!
>>57433656
INSPEKTOR HASANI
>>57433854
>52
>aggravated raep and incest
>>57433656
why're you still up?
>tfw no Thai bf
>>57434291
>thai
>bf
>bf
>bf
>>57434291
Is this (You)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVXj-XQcpeY
We need sharia police ASAP
>>57434819
Islamic Religious Officer or Morality Police represent!
>>57434934
Translate that shit in the image.
>>57435060
I've converted to Islam because I love Allah's dick.
>Call me your Darling Darling 溶けそうなの
>Sugar Pop my Lollypop You’re my Sweet heart >Call you my Darling Darling 甘い声で
>温め溶かして Only you Only you Only you my Only you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3g2xTYlXbU
I have a genuine question. I have noticed Muslim women wearing full Burqa mode in clothing stores here in the UK looking at dresses. Why do they do this? Isn't it haram to wear them anyway?
>>57435254
Why don't you just ask them?
>>57435149
Good man Mashallah
Don't forget that it's obligatory to have four goats as wives ;)
>>57435254
It's for her husband's lust.
t. Blake
>>57435333
>333
noice
I don't want to, their husbands or brothers might think they're committing adultery (haram) and beat her on the street.
>>57435060
"We read every day without laze, I allocate/need one hour to read a page"
I'm assuming he's talking about reading the Quran
>>57435535
How the fuck do you that noodles language?
Do you learn arabic at school?
>>57435596
I can read but I didn't understand. I typed that in Google translate.
>>57435596
>not going to Islamic boarding school
>>57435714
>going to Islamic Boarding School
At least go to Al-Azhar, the girls are alim at school but slut outside school.
>>57435675
Di sana Al-Qur'annya arab gundul?
>>57435836
>Al-Azhar
Lmao lad
>>57435836
not rly
>>57435967
>>57435897
Nah, I mean Al-Azhar at Jakarta. It's open secret that the girls are like that.
Tell me about the 90s in ASEAN countries.
>>57436250
Playing game tape all day.
>>57436250
Anime, and best Drama period.
>>57436250
Eheads,Parokya ni edgar,super sentai,isang daang porsyento,sailor moon,sineskwela
>>57436000
If you got a scholarship to some shitty uni in Egypt. Would you take it?
And what's your general opinion on Indonesians traveling all the way here to study other subjects?
>>57436250
TORRES
>>57436250
The Asian financial crisis
>>57433854
79-81 get pls
Also, do /asean/ like cockroachistan?
>>57436889
we don't care,the only thing that matters here is how much money you make
>>57436250
'92 first gold olympic medal
'98 riots
don't remember much
>>57436794
If it's free, I'll take it. But it depends on the major though.
There are stereotypes for that, and IIRC Egypt is for taking religion major. It's rarely other MENA, when you say "I get scholarship to outside Indonesia to study Islam" people will automatically think that she's got scholarship in Egypt.
The others are Aussie for business major; Japan, Taiwan, and German for engineer major; Dutch for law major; etc.
Vietnam the best sexy girl
>>57436250
Most of us being born. Sailor Moon in tv that I don't remember.
>>57437532
>being a millennial.
>>57438559
wow,you must think you're really fucking special
>>57438559
what are you doing on 4chan grandpa?
>>57438559
congrats for being old
>>57436250
Death of Imperialism
>RIP British Empire 1603-1997
>RIP Poortuguese Empire 1415-1999
>>57437470
Vietnam is meh desu
Thailand is God-tier
>>57439383
If you ain't Viet, you ain't shit.
Sakurahime?
Need a Thai cutie to soothe my overactive brain.
>>57441074
Don't.
>>57441074
Wad ?__?
>>57442134
>>57442951
How are you my friend?
>>57443192
I'm good, I've been to the gym and did essay today, very tiring
How are you?
>>57433854
>be american girl
>become qt
>do criminal act
wew
also rolling for yandere stalker
>>57443579
Wtf...that's like what my housemate does throughout Easter break and weekends.
>>57425766
Original pic, please?
>>57443908
What if it's me?
>>57444701
My housemate knows the name of this cat
>>57445027
Nice trick, but only you and your landlady live in that house. So that means, I am landlady and your imaginary housemate doesn't know the name of that cat.
>>57445273
It's a trick, like the one Brunei is playing on you right now.
>>57445626
r-rude! S-she's not like that! Her bf actually broke up with her and now I need to handle this gently, I come, I see, I conquer!
Also, Brunei qt's church is really strict, if they're not pure other male holy church members will avoid them, they can also marry inside the church. The impure members can't even have holy communion
>>57445936
I have an idea about Brunei's church. Next time you go, ask the pastor whether he thinks everyone eats the flesh and blood of Jesus at Holy Communion. Also, time to show some affection.
>>57446708
Are you going back to Malaysia during the summer?
selamat pagi
>>57447028
stingray looks sad
>>57447057
its in captive ;_;
>>57446879
Yes. I'll still stick around for a while after exams since I might go on a trip with a few friends to Euro and try to meetup with one of my collegem8s. After that, I'll return to Malaysia and convert to Islam
paolo dutdut is supporting chiz
thoughts?
![china_map_of_shame[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PF1f6Oa.jpg "china_map_of_shame[1].jpg")
>wut
http://www.aspistrategist.org.au/chinas-six-wars-in-the-next-50-years/
>>57449067
>Xi Jinping's EU4 playthrough
>>57447271
>convert to Islam
Inshallah brotha, peace be with you man! Come around Abdullah Grove sometyme mang
>>57447219
;__; It's like Philippine Eagle (symbol of freedom) in captivity
>>57425766
>Indonesia
>hueg tits
good
>>57436250
suharto gets cucked
major economic crisis
great cars
>>57449711
Ya Allah. I'll come when the time is right. To kill apostates and make boom boom
>>57436250
Ramos almost made the Philippines great again, but then the financial crisis happened, although it didn't really affect the country as much as other ASEAN countries and the only reason why it felt so bad was because at that time the Philippines was already lagging behind its neighbors. The progress was restarted to some extent by GMA.
>>57449067
Never understood why they insist on their nine-dash line anyway.
>>57450837
to distract chinks from local problems. What's the best way to divert hatred and discontent from society? Start conflicts with other countries to create them vs us situation where chinks can divert attention to.
Mornin', mates!
>>57451025
>mates
pls check your sunni privilege next time, it's lasses.
>>57450837
Gloria regressed our military while making deals with china
>>57451097
>sunni privilege
>>57451218
I was referring to economic progress. Ther ewas some growth under Gloria, but this came with lots of debt, much of which is still being paid. Then again, so did Ramos.
Also, it's kind of disappointing how the militants appear to be against any kind of strengthening of the military. They have some points about more money needing to be put into social services, but given the current circumstances, the Philippines is kind of a sitting duck and needs improvement, and either they can't see that or refuse to see that.
>>57451273
awoo
Salamat Pogi
>>57451384
Of course they will complain. That's their life objective. They got tunnel vision and they tend to focus more on what they want disregarding other factors the government is considering when it comes to money allocation. If it's not about them then it's wrong.
What's up with CCP-NPA anyway? Are they civilians openly supporting the commies?
>>57434819
lontene bosok-bosok raine
Do Commies still exist in Indonesia and Malaysia?
>>57451610
The CPP-NPA *are* the commies. You're probably thinking of the NDF which is part of their two-pronged strategy: the NPA does the "protracted people's war", while the NDF focuses on less violent means to attain their goals.
>>57451666
officialy, no. since communism is a forbidden ideology. supporters are rare and usually voices their opinion on the internet
but maybe there are some full blown indonesian commies living overseas as student
>>57450837
>>57451384
>>57451666
you look like a fucking idiot with your politic opinion, especially the time you've declared voting for poe yourself. unless you've saw the situation everywhere in the philippines, you should shut the fuck up and talk about anime instead
now who's up for some anime
>>57452712
you sounds like the Cotabato-flip. Is that you?
>>57451666
Oh crap. It's larger than I thought. Pic related.
>>57451781
>Communist parties are illegal in Estonia, Indonesia until 31 December 2017
What?
>>57452820
>Davao is a commie hotspots
So much for "safest city in the Philippines"
>>57452790
are you the "are you the guy who..." poster from the philippines?
well, yes i am! you should watch gma news tv right now. my posts yesterday about kidapawan's farmers being inside church and school should be the proof enough that i'm legit
well, enough politics and more anime. i hate know-it-all pinoy pr#1de politc posting
>>57452957
you work for GMA? I'm so sorry. My condolences to you.
>>57453050
you know what's worse? i never manage to find sluts here in davao
>>57453161
Are you now in the city center? I wonder if the buildings are Makati-tier. Are they?
>>57452820
Based gommie
Pinay girls were made for white cock
WE DID IT LADS
>>57453286
How is /pol/ reacting?
NY is coming up soon so Trump will likely bounce back.
>>57452820
alot of those are separatist.
they are becoming more of a threat than npa
>>57432454
Qt post?
>>57452712
why because you disagree with him?
>>57453349
that looks like an asean version of the gremlin from GoT
>>57453312
>consumer tax 10%
>insurance tax 15%
>payroll tax 5%
>boss overworks you until you pass out
>jeepneys try to take 1-2 peso off from your change
>everyone is trying to rip you off
t. wagecucks
/asean/ have you seen him? >>57452683
>>57453391
no
i just want anime
1st for anime. kaede is the philippines of idolm@ster
>>57453636
vote for Binay he will lower those taxes :^)
>>57453842
your taxes are lower if your wage is lower. :^)
>>57453908
No, I will actually have 8-10k addition form my salary "^)
>>57453978
So it's 10k now?! Congrats!
>>57454039
it will add 10k more to it :)
I can finally have an autism hobby colletion
>>57453978
>>57453908
>>57453842
we're pango, shouldn't we use :>) instead?
>>57454119
:-8)
that's memenose btw
http://www.abc.net.au/4corners/stories/2016/03/28/4431284.htm
watch to learn about the 1MDB scandal
>>57454175
8==D
that's your face
>>57454265
>| (
>go back to work!
-Wai Chong
>you will never be that Japanese boy who assasinated gommie leader then suicide with pride.
>>57454711
I might kill a commie leader here, just see how life goes in the next two years
>>57454778
Be an hero lads
>>57454778
t. Wai Chong
>>57454939
t. Gommie
Do ASEANs have magical powers?
>>57455277
t. Wai Chong
你好
>>57455783
t. Abdullah Wahi siong Tunku
>>57455849
Christian "Junjun" de la Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm5RvmeWJXc&feature=share
>>57456409
t. Bentong "Asiong" Maasim
>>57452790
>31 December 2017
wot da shit?
communist party have deemed illegal organization since 1965
>>57453349
you pedro
>having presentation for my research paper
>drank a bit of alcohol beforehand
>it's my turn
>feel real fucking confident, able to elaborate my statements when I'm unable to otherwise without the effect of alcohol
>make it more casual, speak a little casual, class laughs
>I'm a bit of a quiet person, so I believe they thought this is a new sight
>finish it, feeling satisfied
Did I do a pretty good job, or did they just think I'm more of a loser than I initially am, considering I bought out my "real character" (I'm a bit of a joker, deadpan, and it works for my close friends, it's just this class that I'm not so associated with so I'm quiet)? And I believe I did not do a fedora-worthy act, either. Just being awfully casual, being it a presentation for my quasi-thesis.
For the record, I'm still feeling the beer confidence effects right now, typing this. What do you think, /asean/? Anong masasabe nyo sa kagaguhan ko? Dala na rin ng espirito ng Red Horse.
pls respond
GOOD AFTERNOON, /ASEAN/
>>57457369
you're still drunk. Be sober then ask this question again.
>>57457369
Don't drink Alcohol if you want to be hype then just drink red bull or extra joss
>>57457579
>extra joss
you guys have that too?
>>57457369
You sound needy
Just earned $0.12 today lads.
HHAAHHAHA NUKE JOKE
>>57457369
who cares what other people think, you tried your best and whoever doesnt like it can go fuck themselves
>9 Am job interview
>car suddenly broke down
>panic ensued
>Uber out of it
My wage slavery future is saved
>>57457714
What is Uber like? I've always wanted to try it.
>>57457702
>encouraging someone to be alcohol dependent
>>57453286
>being a Rato shill
Kill yourself
>>57457702
ikr who cares what people think just bee yourself i mean come on bruh
>>57457746
like a car
>>57457369
Just be someone else.
>>57457369
who cares
disregard peer pressure, acquire good grades
>>57457714
Thanks Jokowi
>cryptography class that i didn't need to take 'cause enuff credit
>shitposting while listening the lecture about basic network security
>>57457369
Just be yourself.
>>57457841
cheeki
>>57457561
not drunk, just you know. confident. alcohol does that to me every time.
>>57457579
>caffeine
that does not make me confident, padre. quite the opposite.
>>57457634
I just need a second opinion. my head being the first one. and I do not really consider myself as a public speaking prodigy.
>>57457702
yeah I tried that one too. obviously, "beeing urself :)" does not work for me.
I don't understand why people tell you to be yourself when being somebody else is clearly the superior option.
>>57458005
Just be yourself.
>>57458005
i want to be zyklon ben garrison, but it's impossible to best him on fighting international jewry
so i choose to be myself
>>57458005
Agree, fake it till you make it.
>>57458005
that mentality is the reason you don't have a gf
>>57457369
i did weed before doing a presentation once
everyone looked like donuts and pockys
>>57458133
Don't you mean,
Ben 'Stick a Pike into a Kike" Garrison?
>>57458159
he didn't need gf
he can date himself
>>57458005
it's easier to be yourself than be someone else's
it works for me bro
>>57458005
>I don't understand why people tell you to be yourself when being somebody else is clearly the superior option.
>that somebody is being themselves
>superior option
>>57458186
t. jones
>>57458179
ben "drown the browns garrison
ben "pembasmi ibrani" garrison
ben "SS Superstar" garrison
>>57457841
>he doesn't take cryptography class very seriously
>he doesn't want an internship at Langley, Virginia
>he doesn't want to train in the Farm
>he doesn't want to be a big guy
>>57458269
>basic network security, like how wpa and wep works.
>you have to be murican citizen to join CIA
>i don't want to get caught in the master plan
>>57458235
Ben "Turn the boat around, or I'll shoot a round" Garrison
Ben "Flipping out on the Filipino" Garrison
Ben "Satay the Malays" Garrison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hly6svZg_iE
>>57458363
Ben "indian impaler" Garrison
Ben "everything''s gonna be all white" Garrison
Ben "aboriginal abdicator" Garrison
>>57457746
Like having your own chauffeur
>>57457840
Thanks Mr. Ahok
Where can I get an order of fried rice in here.
>>57430361
post more
>>57458379
hehehe
