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tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF9hg53urWc
quote: Whenever and wherever there is a decline in /desi/ threads, O descendants of Bharat, and a predominant rise of undesi threads, at that time I descend Myself. In order to rescue the south asian posters and to annihilate the p*kistani shitposters, as well as to reestablish the principles of /desi/, I advent /desi/ threads age after age. - t. me
invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans (if they want) + Diaspora + People with desi blood+ Gypsies
welcome: everyone but bullies
not invited: bullies
desi tl;dr: my religion/language/ethnicity/caste/favourite food/taste in music/hairstyle/political preference/country/mode of transport/job/subject/clothes/country/interests/hobbies/region/preferred memes > your religion/language/ethnicity/caste/favourite food/taste in music/hairstyle/political preference/country/mode of transport/job/subject/clothes/country/interests/hobbies/region/preferred memes
>>57422415
>desi already
takes time to recharge my desi style banter batteries tbqh
>>57422415
Reminder:
>Arab writing systems discussion on /desi/
Please discuss Brahmic scripts or leave
>>57422701
g-gujju isn't an arab writing system
i-its just like devangari without the top line and with curlier letters
>>57422874
Gujju is a Brahmic script. You're all right.
And Gujju script is too similar to Devanagari. Literally took me 10 days to figure it out when I visited Baroda as a 10 year old kid.
>>57422415
>learn gujju
Will I be accepted into the gujjew freemasonry if I do so?
>>57422991
yea besides a few letters its essentially the same but easier to write
>>57423503
kek
KEK
K E K
sup bitches
>>57424311
alri lad
>>57424662
kem cho kaka
>>57424711
alri chhe wit you paaji?
>>57423503
topkek
>>5742124
Did your financial condition further improve after your ancestors came to Delhi?
>>57424311
Fine paji. hbu?
>>57424805
theek taak yaara, tu suna, kya khabar hai
>>57422415
fuckig mod archived last thread.
>>57425057
bas janab aish kar raha hoon. kya programme hai kal ka
>>57425073
just procrastinating
>>57425157
on what? i'm just about to bust out the chinese books and practice a bit
Still learning about my family history from my dada.
Apparently there's some baba in Haridwar who has archives dating back to the 1700's about my family history.
>>57425111
Subah uth ke cycling karunga. Uske baad I have to drop the car off for servicing. Rest of the day apne awara doston ke saath thoda football khelunga aur rum peeunga.
>>57425616
Must be interesting. You should come to Uttarakhand atleast once. This state is heavenly as fuck desu
>>57425616
yes.. haridwar is the place where hindu geonology records were kept traditionally.
mfw, Utah microfilmed them all and kept it in lockers.
>>57425210
statistics
>>57425679
>tfw waiting to do a round trip of india
are you Hinduist?
>>57425798
>Hinduist
wtf is that? practitioners of Hinduism are called Hindu.
>>57425798
Is the pasta ready? If yes, then start making the pizza.
>>57425860
>implying the terms 'hindu' and 'hinduism' aren't false to begin with
>>57425891
Is the designated street ready? If yes,then start pooping
>>57425637
what kind of car?
>>57425768
nice. i never bothered with going to university.
>>57425956
>i never bothered with going to university.
wtf? am i talking to a gawar?
>>57425798
>being a devotee of shiva
can someone explain this meme to me?
>>57425956
>i never bothered with going to university.
fair doos, i went on the cheap by going to holland and then discovered i have an aptitude for it, so i'm doing a masters and considering a phd.
>>57425925
let's humor the lady.
HELL-O GUY
I BACK
>>57425999
>>>57425798
>>being a devotee of shiva
>can someone explain this meme to me?
>>>57425956
>>i never bothered with going to university.
>fair doos, i went on the cheap by going to holland and then discovered i have an aptitude for it, so i'm doing a masters and considering a phd.
HOLLAND WOW FUN, VERY COOL. HAHA
>>57425951
Is the spicy meatball ready? If yes, then shove it up your ass.
>>57425983
>being this condescending
>>57425679
I went to Uttrakhand a few years ago. Some hill station I think.
>>57425756
Yeah, that'll be my next destination when I go. Apparently they're super greedy and you have to pay them a lot for them to show you the records.
>>57426093
>being this sentimental
>>57426027
hello zhao on proxy
>>57426093
>>>57425951
>Is the spicy meatball ready? If yes, then shove it up your ass.
>>>57425983
>>being this condescending
Haha meatball looks like poo
Haha
>>57426135
>>>57426093
>>being this sentimental
>Being Emotions
>>57426118
>>>57425679
>I went to Uttrakhand a few years ago. Some hill station I think.
>>>57425756
>Yeah, that'll be my next destination when I go. Apparently they're super greedy and you have to pay them a lot for them to show you the records.
Very cool and funny story
>>57426093
Why so passive-aggressive? Go have a bath in a river full of shit and corpses to relax yourself
>>57425983
doing family business and learning shit in my free time without paying for it like a fuck tard
am i talking to a madarasi?
>>57425999
may as well. get the degree then make the dosh. and of course there's always the hotel/restaurant business
>>57426161
>>>57426027 (You)
>hello zhao on proxy
HI POONAM
>>57426190
>>>57426093
>Why so passive-aggressive? Go have a bath in a river full of shit and corpses to relax yourself
C00L AND ANSWER.
>>57426210
>>>57425983
>doing family business and learning shit in my free time without paying for it like a fuck tard
>am i talking to a madarasi?
>>>57425999
>may as well. get the degree then make the dosh. and of course there's always the hotel/restaurant business
HOTEL VERY HOT
>>57426210
>am i talking to a madarasi?
yes you are!
>>57426118
Mussoorie?Lansdowne/Ranikhet/Chamba/Mukteshwar/Tehri/Garhwal
Nainital aaye ho kabhi?
>>57426291
POO POO TO YOU TOO
>>57426282
>>>57426210
>>am i talking to a madarasi?
>yes you are!
Mud-rasi
Haha
>>57426282
sup subramaniam?
how's the desi food scene there in switz
>>57426363
>>>57426282
>sup subramaniam?
>how's the desi food scene there in switz
Bi-HARI
HAHA BIG BIHARI LUNDS
>>57426363
fuckign expensive.
Im' cooking my own food.
>>57426402
's what i usually do. if i eat out it's cheap ass chinese take out.
what you making? probably gonna do up some haleem tonight
>>57426190
>My being passive-aggressive rustles his lasagna.
Shoo, lasagna-cook, shoo. Wallow in your tumbling economy and your bunga bunga politics.
>>57426467
You seem pretty experienced in cooking paji. How old are you?
Also, haleem se hyderabadi khaana yaad aa gaya yaar. Nothing beats it, desu.
>>57426507
>>>57426190
>>My being passive-aggressive rustles his lasagna.
>Shoo, lasagna-cook, shoo. Wallow in your tumbling economy and your bunga bunga politics.
*GRABS YOU BY THE THROAT*
BACK THE FUCK OFF!
>>57426584
tatti khaa le choot ke kide
>>57426687
>>>57426584 (You)
>tatti khaa le choot ke kide
POO POO 2 U2 POONAM
POO POO
>>57426507
go worship a dick street pooper
>superpower by 2050
yeah,if shit was gold
>>57426578
26. you?
yeah i love this kind of food. some tandoori naan with seekh kebabs is dope as well.
>it's another "desi gone haywire" episode
>>57426812
SCUZI, MY SPIKED HAIR FRIEND.
INSHALLAH, INDIA WILL RULE THE WORLD AND MAKE YOU PERFOM ANALINGUS
REPENT AND CLAIM MODI SARKKEKAR AS YOUR CHAI WALA OR BE PREPARED.
>>57426687
you ever eat those paratha/naan rolls? like kathi roll types? my cousin was going on about how great they are in delhi
>>57426868
23. I am pretty good at vegetaraian stuff. But non neg mere se nahi ban pata. For some strange reason, I always fuck it up.
>>57426881
>>it's another "desi gone haywire" episode
WOWZAH. RIGHT PAJEEEET
>>57426942
>>>57426868
>23. I am pretty good at vegetaraian stuff. But non neg mere se nahi ban pata. For some strange reason, I always fuck it up.
SAAG HAHA
SAAG SOUNDS LIKE SAG
HAHA
>>57426915
>>>57426687
>you ever eat those paratha/naan rolls? like kathi roll types? my cousin was going on about how great they are in delhi
VERY BITTER AND SPICY YUNMY
>>57426915
I had them in Kolkata. Tried the same in Bangalore but t wasn't the same level as the Kolkata ones.
>>57427019
>>>57426915
>I had them in Kolkata. Tried the same in Bangalore but t wasn't the same level as the Kolkata ones.
Calcutta is cool and big. Haha
>>57426812
>http://www.lazyhiker.com/photos/2008_indochina/thailand/bangkok/lingam_shrine/20081025140624_mr_and_mrs_penis.htm
>Italian banter
>>57426942
i find non veg easier to make. need to learn the veg shit. sala chole bhature, idli sambhar, dose, dal chawal, rajma
>>57427051
Nobody wants to be Mr and Mrs. Vedic Poo
>>57426291
Mussoorie I think. I've probably been to Nainital when I was young but I don't remember.
>>57427019
that's the main place to have em i think. same with indo chinese food.
>>57427217
>indo-chink food
FRIED DOG POO
>>57427132
>paki banter
give back our marò street poopers
>>57427313
>>>57427132 (You)
>>paki banter
>The city of Indian Banter
IT LITERALLY DOESN'T EXIST
>>57427333
>give back our marò street poopers
MARIO
>>57426915
>paratha/naan rolls
In holland the only indian food you could get was some 'roti-rolls'
which was like some weak sauce potato and chicken curry, wrapped in these rotis, but the rotis had like some layer of spices and semolina or someting in it. Besides that you could have these vada with apple and chilli chutney.
I managed to find this old aunty and uncle who were selling other stuff like bhaingan, chana + those flour-ball things (gujjus also eat).
>>57427539
>flour
besan flour*
>>57427539
unfortunate. usually if i can't find desi food when abroad, i stick to chinese joints. follow the chinks to where they eat and just stick to that place
>>57425076
It had reached bump limit.
>>57425983
>wasting money on university education
>not working in papaji's bijnes
lmaoing at you life
>>57427854
this guy gets it
>>57427217
Indo-chinese food is the best in NE and Uttarakhand as well
>>57427181
Have been to mussoorie twice this month. Its getting way too commercialized :(
>>57428374
we got a chef from calcutta in our restaurant in bangalore. guy is great
then got a guy from NE who only does momos.
>>57428374
What do you in Nanital?
>>57428860
Are you sure he's from the NE and not Nepal?
>>57428860
What's the name of your restaurant. I stayed in Bangalore for almost 3 years, so I know the main restaurants.
>>57429274
Waiting to join a premier MBA college
>>57429367
Are you originally from Nainital or just there to chill out?
>>57429274
pretty sure he's from NE. the staff is all nepali though
>>57429367
xian, in front of alsoor lake, near the gurudwara and the photo place
>>57429700
from Nainital itself
>>57429848
you mean 'ulsoor' lake, right?
>>57429848
paji, i remember having ginger fried rice there in 2014
>>57430270
yeah. same thing. that's the one
>>57430359
what'd you think? got a second takeout branch by smallies in sindhi colony
>>57429848
>Chicken Fried Rice for ₹190
Loot macha rakhi hai bhenchod
What's with British Indians calling Indians from India freshie.
Don't they realise that they insulting their own grandparents or parents by saying this.
>>57430722
looool. buy it goy
>>57430887
If I go there and give your reference, will I get a discount?
>>57430270
Kya scene hai Nainital ka. What do guys do over there in the evenings/night?
>>57431402
dunno. maybe ask one of the sardars who own it. say their american cousin sent you
>>57431509
>implying I'll go through all the trouble to get a 20rs discount on a plate of chilly potatoes
Agar koi bar ya brewery hoti to baat bhi banti. Har roz jake daaru peeta and payment ke time staff quota chalata.
>>57431402
Quit my job last year and came back to nainital to prepare for CAT. So no wandering around till november. Uske baad toh I meet up with the squad every alternate day, football/drinking/birdwatching in the evenings, after which I come back home and start reading quora/some book which catches my fancy.
>>57431698
If you head over, go to the main one across from ulroor. We serve pork there. Also do punjabi food. Got a chef from ghaziabad who does that awesome butter chicken. Think they also do stuff like chicken do pyaz, rogan josh, lachedar parathas
Tandoor guy makes hariyali and reshmi kebabs as well
>>57431966
>quit job
Kya kaam karte the janaab?
>So no wandering around till november. Uske baad toh I meet up with the squad every alternate day, football/drinking/birdwatching in the evenings
Living the dream.
>after which I come back home and start reading quora/some book which catches my fancy.
>reading quora
Is this a thing?
>>57432092
>If you head over
I live in Delhi, but if I ever visit Bangalore I'll go there definitely. And just for fun if I see a sardar I'll tell him that his American moochwala cousin is gay.
>>57432218
Fashion ki field mein tha. Can't disclose more here.
Yeah, Quora's surprisingly addictive. Though the quality if content has plummeted with so many q/a on love and dating. I have become more of a nihilist since the past 2 years.
>>57432428
>Fashion ki field mein tha
Did you get to fuck many boipussies? Wait, do you have a nice boipussy?
>I have become more of a nihilist since the past 2 years.
>Nihilisti doing MBA and entering the corporate field
Why?
>>57432666
Nice trips, satan.
Societal pressure, the relatives alluding to my IIM graduate cousin's vulgar displays of wealth. Also, I am broke AF to start some entrepreneurial shit of my own.
Who /singlechild/ here? Feels to know that you'll be the sole inheritor of your parent's property.
>>57433299
Feels good*
>>57433299
Will you poison them to get inheritance faster?
>>57433682
I love my parents. Why would I poison them? I'd wait for them to die of natural causes.
>>57433299
no inhertance, so doesnt matter!
>>57434084
Khandaani log nahi lagte aap log.
>>57434225
iitna bat gaya... iitna bat gaya ki kuch nahi bacha..
>>57432428
>Quora's surprisingly addictive.
Kuch bhi
>>57435887
Teri maa aaj chinese sipahiyon ko de rahi hai na?
Also, being kashmiri, you won't find quora addictive. Simply because they don't discuss 101 ways to build a bomb.
>>57425798
kind of
>>57436301
Is this some kind of album cover?
@57436300
Nikal yahan Bihari
Tujhe reply karne ko kisne allow kiya. Apni aukat pe reh aur quota/Facebook chala
>>57433299
T b h I'm not sure I'd want to inherent my parents property. I think they rent, and their personal things are all kind of for old people. There are a few reminders of them and I suppose money, but other than that not much I'd want.
Who else is /tired/
>>57436408
bhag be kashmiri. Bakri chala apne pahadon mein aur apni maa-behen ka dalla bane reh.
Aur chutiye spell karna seekh le. yahaan '@' nahi chalta.
@57436540
Tu fir se reply kiya? Agar tujhe lagta hai tere paas rights hai to woh teri galat fehmi hai. Isiliye reply karna band Kar aur Facebook chala
>>57436347
she does find her way onto the albums of quite a few metal bands
>>57436711
haan black metal has quite a lot of kali influences.
>tfw I have listened to this complete album
:D
>>57436821
/r/metalporn has some good stuff though i'm not partial to metal. i tend to like them more than the 'classical' murtis
No time for desi posting because TORRES TORRES TORRES
>>57436347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbbP3w1qXTo
>>57436821
The first two albums were the best.
>quora and reddit users in desi
What's happening lads?
>>57437179
Biharis
Let's go boys
>>57437367
Where
>>57437435
>Police beating non-kashmiris
I'd this bizzaro world?
>>57437215
this would be the answer to why your mum's pregnant.
>>57437490
>>57437435
The most nihilistic normie meme I've ever seen
>>57437108
Do you like Mayhem/Venom/Deicide?
>>57437108
track for the extra ambience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y0DjKi-Rs0
>>57437561
http://www.kashmirawareness.org/Article/View/71573/nit-row-non-local-students-attempt-murder-courier-boy-they-beat-and-abused-when-refused-chant-bharat-mata-jai
still can't get over the el clasico defeat :'( :'( :'( :'(
>>57437980
apne skewed websites and hate mongering sub standard propanga apne paas hi rakh. Yahaan gandh mat faila bhenchod
>>57437722
>Mayhem
Deathcrush and DMDS
>Venom
First two albums
>Deicide
First two albums
>>57437876
Ugh
>>57438111
chalo catch you later, match dekh raha hun
>>57438111
This is literally the first time I ever read Deicide as Deicide and not as Decide. Much better name tb h
@57438076
Firse reply kiya? Hindi samajh nahi aati ? Tu Bihari hai, tere paas rights nahi. Chupkarke quora/Reddit pe wapas ja. Yahan Gandadi mat felaa
>>57437980
Ye le second source bihari
http://m.ibnlive.com/news/india/student-groups-clash-at-nit-srinagar-following-indias-t20-world-cup-loss-1224163.html
