there is nothing wrong with drinking monday nights edition
first for /balt/
>>57410596
Yes there is, stop being an alcoholic
EATTA DA POO POO
>not cuum
Y
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKERS GET OUT OF THE WAY I'M DELIVERING HOT SOCIALISM
>>57410634
you should've reminded me
don't blow up on me, bro
>>57410657
I dont blow up
why would I blow up
/cum/? More like /horse cum/
>>57410643
GOTTA GO FAST
>>57410678
pls go
>>57410608
good one
>>57410608
ohoho epic ftw
>>57410641
Love me some short hair.
>>57410643
damn. talk about being with the people lol
can one of you foreigners record a clip on vocaroo
hi where is the cum :DD?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjMsw09MTQ
>Typical American woman
>this is a 10/10 in America
>solid 8/10 in Leafland
>>57410689
>me: I'm alone
>Bernie: Im busy campaignin
>Im not getting enough free money
>>57410730
tell me what to say
>>57410691
ill go in ur mum lmoa
>>57410748
we are going to teach you to rise above the memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5dYxX-PNno
When you roll with us, you roll as an equal. Not a cuck
>>57410608
RIP /CUM/
>>57410752
"
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
"
btw you're becoming my favorite poster
>>57410750
>implying you wouldn't for those lego sets
>>57410752
How can i make a bomb?
*slowly stares at you*
>>57410782
Johnny cash is so cash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4
>>57410826
*forces meme*
*slowly beheads you*
>>57410764
Nice lmao
>>57410835
you are now officially my favorite
>>57410750
american is fat and dumb lmoa
>>57410782
favorite one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq344ks1ieg
Going to go smoke some cannabis and then lay in bed and play pokemon until I fall asleep.
Goodnight buds
>>57410864
saved
>>57410782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OVHnWyDmdw
Night /cum/padres and /balt/quaintances.
Hallo wer r da burgerz? :DDDDDD
We get TLC (the "learning" channel) on sky over here
I learned that americans are fat or midgets or really love saving money by never using electricity lmoa
>>57410596
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>>57410906
FORIENGERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF /bantz/ NAOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Also check these dubs.
>>57410923
Why you gotta be such an Aushole.
Hihihihihihihihihihihihi
>>57410916
dude those midget shows are great, i like the "little women of LA" one cause they actually get into fights
nothing greater than watching midgets fight
>Yes sir I'm indeed from /bantz/
Hohohohohohohohohoho
>>57410868
>>57410902
>>57410835
Solid picks boiz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VpnBm15OlE
>>57410934
Its okay kļavas lapa
>>57410906
Goodnight kļavas lapa
>Why of COURSE, I do hail from the lovely land of Mexico!
>>57410934
>leaf
POO PEELAND
/LAT/VIA
>Yes sir I'm indeed in a cartel
>tfw Kiwis post without Straya's permission
>>57410988
LMOA nice also checked
>>57411019
Also nice lMAOA
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
>>57410945
the one where they go adopt chinese babies is fucking weird
like you are ripped out of your home country and raised by some whaito midgets, imagine how confused those babies are lmoa
>/cum/ thinks they know Johnny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Roug4qG7qCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mynzbmrtp9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T7sU3A2m18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0
and while not written by him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
el latviANO seniores ajskajkaj
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
/bantz/ imma let you finish but /lat/ had the best /cum/ raid of all time, of all time
>>57411045
I couldn't believe he recorded hundreds of song. I'm going through the American albums now. Incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x0HCqVEQT8
hi I am here for the cum :DD
>>57411045
>you will never be a highway man
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>57411095
This isn't a raid of /cum/. This is /bantz/. We own this thread since we got the first post. Thems the rules, ask janny.
>>57410806
Oh my god my pronunciation is absolute trash
shit mic too, but fuck it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zYEkBJ0Q8o
>>57411045
thanks, out of them I only know god's gonna cut you down
Hyhyhyhyhyhyhyhyhyhyhyhyhyhyhyhh
>be americans
>survive shotting
>become media star
el australiANO seniores jajaja
>>57411114
Of course you are, Sweden
>>57411125
>I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below
>They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound
>But I am still around
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmaooo
>>57411171
x-DDDDDD where is dhe cum
Who /mommy issues/ here
>tfw sheep fuckers, abos and irrelevant faggots think they own this thread
BINKAS
>now you don't seem so proud
>about having to be scrounging for your next meal
>how does it feel?
>to be without a home?
>like a complete unknown?
>like a rolling stone?
>>57411142
I actually like your pronunciation, I used to talk frequently with an Egyptian and honestly he just sounded American when he talked most of the time
He said I have a qt accent in arabic though
anyways, thank you for recording, you da realist
>>57411211
What happened to you?
>>57411253
thanks
>Egyptian
>sounding American
W H A T
was he raised in an English speaking country? Cause Egyptians are known for having the shittiest/comical English accent.
>>57411211
show us on the doll where the bad lady touched you
>tfw crack whores, niggers and leafs think they own this thread
>>57411240
Feed your dog.
where is dhe cum guys :DDDDD
>>57411142
I understood 80%
needs more defined annunciation but the pronunciation and pitch is good
>>57411319
He's probably an Ameriboo who knows mate.
Steak senpai reporting
Reading the newspaper was a mistake. I'm feeling mad right now, because it's always the same shit.
There was an article about violence in chicago, where they said that cops wouldn't intervene anymore as they fear to get shot or filmed arresting people.
They printed a picture of some negros holdin a transparent "saying murdered by police" and than the author complained why the police doesn't do anything.
Are these people retarded? How come that they don't see the relations and that they are part of the problem.
>>57411324
you had your cum now go back to /fagz/
>>57411319
nope, he was born and raised there and like the mexibro said he was a bit of an Ameriboo
He had a nice boisterous laugh and was funny as hell. I miss talking with him.
>>57411374
>waaaah no more bully
>>57411354
Shouldn't the German newspapers be primarily focused on German issues? I mean, I appreciate the concern, but you shouldn't ditch reading the newspaper.
Blacks in America have a fuckTON of issues they have to have a deep and honest intra-community discussion about. UNFORTUNATELY, they are poisoned with the black vs. white media storm and follow suit. Blaming whites for all of their problems and getting shit done because of it. They cry out against police (who are too militarized, but it's a tough situation in Chicago), the police leave, and they start killing each other in droves. I know some good African Americans in my life, but as a whole they're in a shitty spot and refuse to budge from it
>>57411414
>look at me everyone give me (you)s
>>57411414
>a fucking icecream
It just hit me that I'm literally a virgin with zero friends. Usually I can avoid thinking about this but now I can;t and I can't sleep because of it. Is this what you all go through every day?
>>57411414
i bullied your mothers vagina
>>57411487
see pic
>>57411528
You will eventually fuck a girl and make friends if you get a job, just be patient.
Hey Amerifats what are your cuts biggest problems?
>>57411528
kind of except with more extreme thoughts
>>57411528
then make friends and lose your virginity
>>57411487
I fucking lol'd when I saw what flag he was posting that to.
>>57411528
no because im not a virgin and I have online """"friends""""
also this>>57411555
>>57411576
ikr
got me gud
his flag is a fucking ICE CREAM SANDWICH
>>57411528
I haven't had a girlfriend in 6 years mate.
I haven't had sex since November last year.
I haven't had a proper friend since high school.
We aren't all that different, /cum/.
>>57411449
It's mainly focusing on german and local problems, but some sites are about foreign topics. They also had an article saying how Trump is over and how 70% of the women wouldn't vote for him.
The problem I see is that you can't complain about "police brutality" andere then demand that there police uses its full force against gun and gang related crimes. That doesn't work.
It's the same way the people here always cry about the US using dronestrikes and bitch about how many people died in the war. You can't have both and that's what people don't seem to understand somehow.
>>57411598
>he's had a girlfriend
r-reeeeee
>>57411638
She was radiant and beautiful and kind to a fault and I broke up with her.
Worst mistake of my life. Now every girl I have a chance with I unfavorably compare to her.
>>57411487
>a fucking bomb
>>57411671
you're looking at it with rose colored glasses
you will find somebody that fits all that and more, just trust me on this
one day when you're ready to let somebody in and you're not lonely, you'll remember that it wasn't all that great and you probably broke up with her for a very good reason
>>57411704
dude he got you good, there's no recovering from that
>>57411617
You're right, it's a very conflicted issue. Certain parts of America look like blasted 3rd world hellholes that sometimes need heavily armed police. The problem is when police start implementing this warzone mentality on better-off areas, and you have unjustified police oppression. Both sides are right, and that's why people ask for both ways. It's a complex issue and you can't fault the generalized "American people" for being hypocritical, as both sides are very valid. Police don't see how oppressive and frightening they can be, and the people don't see just how dangerous some areas in the country are.
America has always been a nation divided by two or more major socio-cultural ideas, whether that be Loyalists vs Separatists, Union vs Confederates, Democrats vs Republicans, etc. That's why America can say one thing and do another. There's a great south park skit on it somewhere
As for the election, all personal political alignments aside, I think Hilary is going to win.
>>57411724
>he got you good
But my airport isnt in flames
>>57411671
I love you alex you meme the world to me
>>57411781
no but your comebacks are
>>57411786
Alex never had a girlfriend.
>>57411818
Visu cieņu, Aleks.
>>57411781
>But my airport isnt in flames
NOICE
But don't Latvians have to drive to Lithuania to reach the nearest airport?
it's good to know that your memes are as shit as ours
>>57411842
No we have 3 airports
Asshole
>>57411861
How many of those three are technically in Estonian territory though?
In New Zealand, not counting military airports, we have over 40.
>>57411861
Correction
6 airports
>>57411884
None
>>57411884
>40
we have 1 intl airport that goes anywhere besides aus tho
are you autists actually talking about how many fucking airports you have?
>>57411958
This is /int/, we are all roleplaying giant masses of soil.
>>57411757
Yeah, I believe Hilary will win, eventhough I don't like her at all.
I get what you want to say. Of course the easy black and white scheme doesn't work. Stuff like the Rodney King thing isn't right, but I feel like the media is once again trying to turn the criminals into saints and the police into some overly aggressiv gang of thugs and of course guns are as always the problem behind this all.
Don't get me wrong, a gun in the wrong hands is dangerous, but a gun is more like a tool to me, as you have to opperate it in order to kill or hurt somebody. The media uses chicago as something to push their lefty believes once again, as /pol/ and tinfoil this might sound.
>>57411938
That's wrong retard
>>57411887
>tfw your state has more than 5 times as many airports as the entire country of Latvia
pretty much a non-country lmao
>>57411958
sometimes Americans spend an entire /cum/ thread talking about airplanes and shit.
>>57411938
off yourself
basedchurch flies to Singapore and south china
>>57412008
>my city has more history than the entire usa
Pretty much a meme country
>>57412008
fucking ohio ;_;
>>57411983
No I fully agree. If anything, Chicago should be an example of failed gun laws (not that suddenly allowing legal guns would fix that much).
It's all a fucking mess and I have no solutions... only a vague idea of the kind of area I want to live in. People choose what level of the world they focus on (individual, community, nation, etc.), and it's great that you've found yours-- focusing on the troubles of the nation. For me, I just have passing opinions on the nation. I tend to get stuck at the community and individual level. The nation is sort of a vague concept to me. I just know I'm in my area, with my laws, and my people.
I'm starting to rabble tired nonsense. Good night Germania... stop by /cum/ again sometime. Many Americans will be here, and many will have very passionate opinions you can have deeper discussions with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HefU2nREP_c
PS - Get the extra flags add on to keep better track of users (by their local flags)
>>57412012
i'm glad i'm not there for those threads then
reheated thai food is p good
>>57412270
Good night.
>>57412324
which german are you?
>>57412323
>reheated chiuauas are p good
>>57412410
The Nevadaboo, I guess. Not the shitposter and not the one that posts 50s stuff, eventhough he's a cool guy.
>>57412429
i mean, i would eat chihuahua so that doesn't bother me much
>>57412498
ah okay, you're the cool one
wish the other two would fuck off so I wouldn't have to ask
>>57412608
Thanks. I really enjoy this thread because it's less cancerous than /deutsch/ so I try to fit in, or at least avoid causing trouble.
>>57412608
Will americans really eat anything?
>>57412675
yeah, i even eat your mom's pussy
>>57412663
you do a good job of it imo
you've always been a very good poster
nevada is underrated
>>57412012
>>57412278
there is literally nothing wrong with spending an entire thread talking about airplanes
>>57412776
Oh yeah there are many different aspects of the state that I like that create some special feeling. I can't really describe it. I'm glad that you have such a good opinion of me.
>>57412912
There isn't.
Planes are cool, but I like ships too.
Anyone feel like going into TJ tomorrow night, eating street tacos, doing some sports betting, and relaxing in Hong Kong and watching the Padres/Dodgers game?
My buddy just texted that he's bailing on me. Could even be a Mexican guy if he's a bro.
Anyone?
>>57412933
ships can be pretty cool
>>57412965
Yeah lad I'll come.
>>57412776
>using ur mum
Thata cultural apropriation, bigot
>>57412979
You better get to swimming if you're going to be here in time. Love to have you
>>57412912
I concur
might go learn how to swim desu
>>57412976
Carriers and destroyers are cool as fuck
>>57413145
wtf
swimming is fun, do it
HI WHERE ARE THE BINKAS :DDD
>>57410596
>tfw im such a neet i needed op to let me know it was monday
apparently it's not even monday anymore
Been reading Wikipedia articles about Operation Barbarossa and the Siege of the Stalingrad for the last two hours because a pole's post reminded me of the invasion of Poland
>>57413575
K U R Z E M E S
A
T
L
S
the absolute madmen
>>57413622
I wish /cum/ could kill some tourist sunsabitches too
Dunno guys, I don't think this semen slurping general is for me aye.
>>57414188
not enough sheep?
Will the director's cut salvage it lads?
How much do bartenders make (with tips) in North America lads? Here in bongland I make the equivalent of ~$10USD/$13.50CAD per hour and don't get any tips, wondering if I should trade in my services elsewhere.
Haha I am blowing the little amount of NEET money I have on Toshinou Kyoko merchandise at 7:13 a.m.
>>57417465
nendo?
>>57419276
I already have that. I'm going to get two prize figs and the Beach Queens scale.
good morning /cum/bois
>>57420512
Good morning bud.
>>57417465
I just bought two things from Barnes and Noble as a guest and I don't even know how I'm going to track it now.
I'm awake now.
>>57421007
Fuck me I'm becoming insane. I thought this picture would show a mosque at first sight.
>>57421163
Is it that bad Germany?
>>57421229
It's not as bad as in Sweden, but I guess I just saw a mosque because I saw some salafists in the city center trying to convert people once again. Spending too much time with all that fucks with your head after some time.
>>57421357
Jesus
One day closer to death, lads.
>short people
At least they can compensate by being loud and obnoxious
>>57422145
>>57422174
Minnesota is ours
My cat caught its first mouse this morning.
>>57423106
>American officer chimps out and assaults three people
>They "Assault" him but he can't charge them because it would become public and he'd get in trouble
>>57422202
kys
>>57424191
nobody cares about some shit irrelevant state
You can have mn just quit being an obnoxious faggot
>>57424430
>You can have mn
Thank you.
Whats the best automatic weapon for short and mid range, m8s?
>>57424574
Not sure, but I think you should be looking for a weapon for suicide instead.
>>57424616
I already have a photo of your mum naked, m8.
>>57424667
weak bants
While I support the Armenian side I don't hate Azeris (despite me telling you to kill yourself).
>>57424574
The knife
>>57424736
Seriously advice me some good wpn.
They may call to arms soon and I don't want some ak or other shit.
>>57424828
Americans would help you more m8, they know guns
>>57424828
Why not go to /k/?
Just had a banana for breakfast
>>57426815
Bananas are delicious and based
My favourite fruit by far
>>57426815
Now suck my dick for lunch.
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /cum/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
Who /white/ here?
>>57427308
Is that what you usually have? A hearty helping of cock midday
>>57427531
not me :^)
>>57427477
Yeah but we have guns
>>57427208
Amen, also based with pb or chocolate or even both
>>57427630
Wall when?
>>57427531
>>57427742
but we're all American :^)
Post embarassing boners you've had
>>57427919
I unironically want to be a janny so i can delete all the posts I disagree with
>>57427868
>Doctors put me under anesthesia when I had a chest problem they needed to look into
>Wake up with massive boner and I'm still fucked up from it asking the nurse to get pancakes with me after not making any sense
>I though she was into it but apparently not
>My family walks in to see how I'm doing
Shit.
>>57421007
Good morning, want to talk about minnesota now with me?
>>57427919
>they
>do
>it
>for
>FREE
>>57427630
>Is that what you usually have? A hearty helping of cock midday
No, I've stopped taking diet tips from your mother.
>>57428087
So you're taking your father's tip instead
>>57428087
>>57428141
>So you're taking your father's tip instead
No, I don't listen to your sister either.
>>57427958
Yes, why do Minnesotans like Sriracha sauce so much? Is that how we bribe them into becoming leafs?
>>57428482
I actually don't really like Sriracha, I've never had it. So I'm not sure that would bribe me, ahah.
Willing to die for the great war of Minnesota.
>>57428532
Bullshit. I'd have you eating it out of my hand M*nnesotan.
>>57428610
Same.
>>57428610
Thank you for being willing to die for me.
>>57428655
Isn't that spicy? I don't really like spicy things.
>its another "autistic betas orbiting an attention whore" thread
>>57428834
What do you even mean by this?
>>57428696
Not fooling anyone Minnesotan
>>57428907
are you retarded?
Completely forgot about Weezer and their new album desu
>>57429026
WE
WUZ
VOLLEY BALL PLAYERS
?
>>57429048
>listening to Weezer
>current year
>>57429018
>are you retarded?
I guess?
What are you on about?>>57429018
>>57429092
>>57429094
Gonna be the album of the summer, nerdo.
>there are nonwhites reading your posts RIGHT NOW
>>57429094
>not going back and listening to bands you listened to in the past
wow
>>57429103
learn to read, faggot
>>57429018
No, he's probably just not a flagfaggot and you're just as bad as they are for acknowledging them.
>>57429103
Redditflag celebrity worship
>>57429210
Not in minnesota
>>57429210
My posts are too sophisticated for any unclean to even comprehend, so I don't have to worry.
>>57429240
>>57429240
How do I learn to read?
>>57429251
hard to ignore when they've shit up every thread lately
>>57429333
Use www.reddit.web
>>57429290
They're not in cursive aka cracker runes though
autistic white kids that are too scared to order food on the phone thinking they're master race
>>57429399
Link isn't working 4 me.
I want to make friends but at the same time boy I absolutely do not
Reminder that Kanada is rightful Icelandic clay
>>57428913
what is actually going on
Lmao
>>57429382
Just sayin, if you're tired of the circlejerk maybe don't be a dick to posters who obviously just don't monitor this thread 24/7 and recognize the regulars immediately
How do you take your coffee, /cum/?
>>57429603
YOU DELET THIS REEEEEEEEEEEE. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF. YOU'RE OURS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
>>57429697
TINY
>>57429603
ICELAND IS RIGHTFUL CANADIAN SNOW
>>57429710
fuck off
>>57429542
You mad?
>>57429661
Minnesota is ours
>>57429712
Black but I dont drink it now cause it gives me bad headaches desu
>>57429712
Black just like my men
>>57429712
Black, just like my wife's son.
>>57429712
black
if i'm in a rush i'll put a little bit of milk in just to cool it down to i can drink it sooner
>>57429847
I want to see the pictures of her sucking a dick though....
