>Meet girl on /int/
>She never responds to your emails
I really shouldn't be surprised anymore.
"girl"
>>57405646
really? what grill anon?
maybe she's here
fuk u, gril
>meeting girls on 4chan
they have 10000000 desperate virgins to choose from
>>57405646
femanon here
maybe you should have been more interesting :)
>leaf """""""""""""""""men"""""""""""""""""
>>57405658
>>57405673
>>57405681
>>57405683
>>57405701
EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE GOES FUCKING WRONG REEEEEEEEEE
THEY ALWAYS TRY TO BUILD ME UP AND THEN DONT EVEN LET ME DOWN GENTLY
>>57405646
Have you tried being yourself?
I've been e-dating a girl from Finland on here for nearly 3 years. we write texts and emails daily- i hope to actually meet her in person soon!
don't give up hope op, theres someone on here for everyone.
>an anon asks for your e-mail
>immediately close tab
>>57405733
is this real?, from what country is ''she''?
>>57405646
Oh fuck it's you
>>57405646
>we share the same nationality
OP why are you such an autistic fuckboy? How do you live with yourself?
gril I stare at in class talked to me today. Well I was discussing a test with some people from class and she joined in, but it still counts
thats what you get for trying to talk with girls you fucking loser
>>57405646
Are you the guy from last night?
>>57405772
United States
>>57405798
>He's in highschool
Fuck off normie, get off this website before you become like us
REEEEEE
>>57405795
>>>57405646 (OP) (You)
>>we share the same nationality
More like same citizenship, you gook fuck.
I'm not anything like you
>he expected better results
fuck off you failed normalfag
>>57405861
>He's in highschool
But I'm not
>>57405939
If you're the guy of the other night, I already told you that this site isn't for dates.
>>57405973
>Discussing tests in class
Nice try
>>57405939
>gook
i live on the east coast mate i cant be asian
>>57406001
I'm not, probably a lot of lonely beta men like me tho
>>57405861
>United States
there's your problem.
>>57406015
Not even him but
>what is college
no wonder this chick won't talk to you lmao
>>57406055
>He's trying to claim he began discussing a test in a lecture hall of people
>>57405646
What's the best way to commit suicide?
>>57406046
this.
>>57405751
>>57405968
Silly cunt
>>57406099
Fuck if I know
If yiy survive with most methods you'll be a vegetable lmao
Maybe jumping off bridge with cinderblocks tied to you
But seems scary af desu, no chance of survival tho
I met a girl on r9k but she stopped talking to me after a few months. Didn't even mean for it to be a female, was just incredibly depressed and wanted to communicate with a human.
I have no friends.
>>57406155
>scary af
Yeah, instincts kick in. I guess I will have to find another way.
>>57406208
Tell me about your day, anon. Just keep in mind that I will judge you
>>57406155
>>57406223
if you hang yourself make sure whatever the rope material is attached to is sturdy and can hold your bodyweight
not that I'd know or anything
>>57406265
woke up to get ready for class, found out my mom's car(which I use) needs inspected so I couldn't go, sat in my room on 4chan all day
>>57406208
>I met a girl on r9k but she stopped talking to me after a few months. Didn't even mean for it to be a female, was just incredibly depressed and wanted to communicate with a human.
>I have no friends.
Exact same here.
Wanna chat bro? What are your interests?
>>57406208
poor soul :(
>>57406129
But seriously speaking if girls in the real world don't like you, whats the chance a chick you meet on the internet is going to
OP's fault for thinking he'd get anywhere trying to meet up with muh qt internet gf
>>57406292
>What are your interests?
video games, programming, politics
>Wanna chat bro?
sure
>>57406377
I had sex with a woman I met on world of warcraft about 9 years ago.
>>57406377
I just wanted someone to talk to, man.
I'm not trying to get a gf. I just wanted to feel like I had one. If only just for a little while
>TFW when was teenager played some videogayme with a qt gurl much older than me and she kept saying lewd things to me
I-ill never forget those times.
>>57406280
What are you studying?
>>57406552
computer science, I have a year left at least
I've never held a job in my life and I have no idea how to conduct an interview so I'm absolutely terrified of graduating
>>57406626
It'll be alright la
>>57406486
Well then, how long did you speak for. I had an online girlfriend a while ago, but since the summer we havent spoken
>>57406726
I left and never spoke to her again one day.
I really regret it
WHY.
>>57406726
Why?
>>57406853
Damn, little mistake
>>57406857
Besides classes dont reallly know, besides the obvious of her getting bored
>>57405733
Fuck women, man. They are terrible terrible people. You need to switch to the ping side. If you meet a gay guy here on /int/, he will never let you down
>>57407234
I've considered it.
A lot of men look great, same with traps.
But the thing that always was the deal breaker is all there is a man's asshole and a dick. Kinda gross to have sex with desu.
>>57407352
>On 4chan
>Wanting to have sex
wew lads
For real now. The anus is not that disgusting. Women have it, and men can penetrate it.
what kind of last name is crnogorac?
>>57407422
I know but it's weird desu. I can't really get my head around it, or in it desu.
>>57407468
a serbian one
>>57407468
Montenegrin apparently. Are montenegri girls nice?
>follow girl from /anzac/ on social media
>cry when her boyfriend pops up on snapchat with her when they went and watched deadpool together
how the fuck do people keep meeting girls on 4chan of all places
>>57405646
Why are you using /int/ to meet people? It just sounds like a terrible idea.
>>57407559
women go to some pretty serious lengths to get attention
and 4chan has some of the most depraved socially inept people on the internet
>>57407553
Been there done that.
>Be 13
>Meet cute girl in runescape from my school
>Literally spend whole day at school thinking about how we're going to do fun things
>She deleted me from friends and never spoke to me at school
I-i-i-i...
>>57407489
Try having anal sex with a girl first. A prostitute if you must.
>>57407675
Anuses aren't designed for sex. Gross AF.
Feces comes out of there. It's not self lubricating.
>WITH A PROSTITUTE
Any prostitute that let's customers fuck her ass is "enjoy ur sti's"-tier
>>57407739
>>57407675
literally only good reason to have anal sex is because it hurts her if she doesn't submit and relax her body
>tfw only fat girls like me
what the fuck? I'm anorexic tier
>>57405646
I'm not her but I basically never check my email. Who even does that really in 2016 srsly smdh
>>57407739
>Anuses aren't designed for sex. Gross AF.
What is prostate?
>Feces comes out of there. It's not self lubricating.
So fucking what? You can clean your insides thoroughly and use KY.
>Any prostitute that let's customers fuck her ass is "enjoy ur sti's"-tier
Go for a premium prostite. Also, wear a fucking condom.
>>57407799
Well, you can actually get lots of pleasure if you are a recepting male and if your partner knows what he is doing.
>>57407848
>tfw I'm 6'4/210lbs
>tfw short women like me
went on a date with a 4'11 girl and the size difference was awkward
>>57407909
Prostate orgasms are good yeah, but anal sex is not healthy.
Anal tissue is not really designed to get plowed and stretched repeatedly
>>57407963
this
enjoy your microfissures and inability to hold feces in so you have to require a diaper, lads
btw, fuck the new captchas. I have to answer them 2-3 times and they never fucking work.
>>57407930
4'11? How the hell can you be that short?
>>57407963
who cares? it isn't as if you are having sex with a horse or something. also, you don't have to bottom if you don't want to.
>>57407997
>inability to hold feces in so you have to require a diaper
When will this meme end?
>>57408011
that's short but not midget short for a female, m8
we're not all gay
>>57408036
Go listen to interviews from pornstars who did anal for years.
Let them tell you how they shit themselves and have had 15 anal prolapses.
>>57408138
It's fucking porn stars. They get fisted, man. And again, you don't need to bottom. You can top.
>>57408138
Fuckin' hell, you got me worried. I'll have to check it out of the folks at /cuteboys/
>>57408125
That is literally midget short. I don't think I have ever seen somebody older than 12 who was that short and not a midget.
>>57408259
average female height in Spain is 5'2 m8
UK/Australia - 5'3
>>57408201
>>>57408138 (You)
>It's fucking porn stars. They get fisted, man. And again, you don't need to bottom. You can top.
Not all of them.
Besides my point is that if pornstars get fucked occasionally in the ass for a few years and they get SO fucked up, what will happen to Eduardo who's gotten fucked for 2 decades?
>>57408350
Stop scaring me! Fucking hell. Stick to oral or intercrural, like the greeks.
>>57408444
>intercrural
u wot
>>57408350
>occasionally in the ass for a few years
>they get SO fucked up
Odds are, if they are fucked up, they did fucked up shit.
>>57408456
Put your penis between the legs of your partner and thrust.
>>57408464
More like it speaks volumes about getting fucked in the butt regularly.
Has anyone ever ate ass?
>>57408750
Yea, ate out my wife, it wasn't that bad.
>>57408852
can i eat out your wife?
>>57406423
>no response
>>57408852
So you ate your wife's butt, but you're still complaining about anal? Fuck you, dude.
>>57408903
(you)
>>57407625
Hahaha great story friend!
>>57408903
Go outside and make some friends lmao
>>57408903
Do you want to become gay?
>>57409275
n-no thanks señor
>>57405733
That's what you get for being Canadian. :')
>this thread
>>57409352
Silly cunt
>>57406077
Confirmed for an undergrad or never have gone to uni.
The more advanced your courses get, the less people they have. It's not uncommon to have less than 10 people attend the lectures on some courses here.
