Why do Americans have such smelly anuses?
Don't smell strangers' anuses, bud
no bidets
Because they shit from their fucking ass
t. the subway sniffer
Why are you smelling anus? are you gay?
>>57401830
Let him have his fun, he won't be able to once the wall goes up
>>57401779
You make it sound like you smelled lots of American anuses my friend
>>57401779
because poop comes from them rather than secreting onto their skin, Jose
Who doesn't?
You can't fool /int/ Pajeet, you are clearly from India
>>57401945
Porn stars
>>57402003
But that's because they go through strenous cleaning. Enemas and such. And they also control what they eat very well.
>>57401830
>>57401894
>>57401916
>Not having your own personal illegal Mexican anus sniffer
Why does everywhere in Mexico smell like smelly anuses?
>>57401945
first worlders
>>57402034
> And they also control what they eat very well.
Like americans, obviously :^)
>>57402199
>>57402212
No guys. I mean it. They have to control very very well what they eat, to make sure that the poop comes out in its entirety. They cut down a lot on the carbohydrates.
>>57402316
dude its not hard. if you wipe your ass thoroughly, it doesn't smell
>>57402496
I fucking know that. But porn actors need to step it up.
>>57401779
Do you know this because you scrub their toilets for a living ?
>>57402510
step what up?
>>57402605
their poop game
>>57402605
>>57402655
THEY NEED TO EAT PROPERLY
>>57402630
yay
probably because of our shit tier fried food and coke diets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNLhGPtc_ZU&ebc=ANyPxKo2K0D43CDPgX1M2x_Q2ohncUEInLWLa8Lu1XcYn7gJZ02qzA5xpMNo8Cv88WNJ2kgfvv3mFC463u77TIBXzdwEOpHRQA
>>57402730
how is that? what do you call to eat properly?
>>57403218
They have to avoid foods that are fermented by gut bacteria. They have to eat insoluble fibers. These things make sure that the poop comes out intact, and that you don't have to wipe too much.
Let me ask you guys this: How many wipes do you have to make until you are clean?
>>57402630
>water shoots into anus
>tickles me bum, all poo comes out at once
>that much poop coming out at such a fast rate causes enough anal stimulation to cum
>>57403453
that's fucked up
>>57403453
>american fantasies, everyone
>>57401779
NO BIDET
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Eww americans
Delete this now
>>57403338
sometimes literally zero but after a night of drinking beer i probably need about 30 solid wipes.
>>57404268
There you have it.
Tell me about your diet.
>>57404293
full organic vegan. i try to only eat artisinal craft-made foods.
>>57404408
Aha! See? Great job, mate. That's a great diet, specially if you like pleasuring yourself through anal stimulation.
>>57404268
>need about 30 solid wipes
>>57404825
Well, it's normal.
>>57404825
you would too if you had mexicans trying to smell your butthole everytime you leave the house.
>>57401779
What do mexicans' assholes smell like?
>>57404848
>>57404938
you're doing something wrong if you need that much
being vegan and american might be
>>57404268
>i probably need about 30 solid wipes
>>57404961
The guy is chugging beer. Of course he will have to wipe it a lot.
