>mfw Jesus was the most /r9k/ humanbean to ever exist
>mfw Jesus died for the sins of Chads
>mfw Jesus died a kissless virgin
You just can't make this shit up
>>57398975
Jesus' third eye was completely opened and uncalcified. He did not desire to be a normie.
>>57398975
>>mfw Jesus died a kissless virgin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57398975
>mfw Jesus died a kissless virgin
Thats not true. Women loved Jesus and he was kissed all the time.
He kissed women all the time; each blessing he would give and often received kisses.
t; Chad.
he probably banged some jewish qts in his teens
>>57398975
>mfw Jesus was a Jew
>mfw Christians worship a Jew
>mfw Christians hate Jews
>>57399157
>jesus dies for people who hate jews
>does jesus hate jews?
>>57399027
Jesus took the purple pill.
>mfw Jesus died a kissless virgin
lol
>>57399157
Well, you did sell him out to the Romans and whipped the shit out of him, you deserve everything you get
>>57399249
Leave him alone, he died for your sins.
>>57398975
>mfw Jesus died a kissless virgin
Better than raping a 6-year-old girl
>>57399157
>>mfw Jesus was a Jew
That is the point, he was betrayed by his own people
>>57399106
Merovingian line m8, he fucked and had kids
>>57399157
>mfw jews helped crucify Christ
>>57399157
Fuck off kike.
The holocaust was god's punishment for you killing his son. Too bad he didn't kill even more
>>57399157
You haven't met our Republicans.
>>57399337
Jesus literally did nothing wrong.
Jesus did not die btw.
peace
>>57399249
Fuck you Boris. Jesus is human Russian not
>>57399157
It's ok Schlomo I still love kys
>>57399337
>Muh Underaged wife
Putting Raping a 6 yearold a side Mohamed had four other wives.
Get kek'd fggt
>>57399435
Inshallah.
>>57399450
>Mohamed had 4 other kidnap victims
Fix'd
>>57399450
>*love you
>>57399435
>actually believing the fan fiction of an illiterate warlord who lived 1500 years after the events took place
kek
>>57399450
>4 other wives
Not something to aspire to 2bhl
>>57399481
He still fugged :3
>>57399506
*600
>>57399518
*raped
>>57399513
Mohammed seems like a shitty guy.
>>57399157
He was a Jew and you rejected him
>>57399506
>muh religion is just
Worshiping a virgin cuck, you just can't get any lower.
>>57399405
If he's God's son, how can he die?
Also Hitler killed 6 million of God's chosen children and many more millions of his less favorite children. Why are you so hypocrite?
>>57399450
I love you too Ahmed.
>>57399560
Whatever helps you sleep @ night senpai
>>57399596
>Worshipping a pedophile
Hi Thaddeus
>>57399660
Mohamed's first wife was a Milf, how can Jesus even compete
>>57399698
By actually following a good example
>>57399715
Die for Chads so they can fuck all the Stacy's
Truly a good example to follow Mashallah ;)
>>57399635
>If he's God's son, how can he die?
He resurrected m8
>>57399755
>literally taking your world view and values from /r9k/.
When are you going to cut off your balls? The beta uprising demands it
>religious people
lmao
>2016
>People believing in religion
>>57399826
>norwegian flag posts a monkey
>>57399951
>monkey replies
>they share the same opinion
>>57398975
>Implying
Mary Magdalen
Do you know jesus was korean?
>>57399776
>>57399813
>>57399998
>ywn save the misguided fools from the meme religion that they've been living
I hope you open your eyes Mario, Jesus isn't son of God, he's not some miracle and there's no such thing as a God ;_;
>>57400157
>meme religion
You mean Islam?
>>57400264
*Abrahmic religions
FTFY
>>57400157
I don't blame you so much for being an atheist because I would doubt the existence of God too if I were born and grew up in a muslim shithole.
God exists though, and Christianity is true.
>>57398975
rooble, I thought you were an atheist?
Why do you care so much about religion then?
Just let the religious people be religious, wtf..
>>57400361
>Gods exists though, and Christianity is true
You've literally been tricked by a kike whore called Maria that she was a virgin, like that cuck kike josef was. Kill yourself.
Anyone who believes in these kike religions should end themselves.
>You've literally been tricked by a kike whore called Maria that she was a virgin, like that cuck kike josef was. Kill yourself.
>Anyone who believes in these kike religions should end themselves.
Jesus is just taking pity on all the betas by living as one and dying as one before showing that no one can own him. Did I mention that Jesus is so rad, he offers his own flesh and blood for consumption. So how about you bend your boipucci over as I go full on Deus Vult on you my qt trap :3
>be jesus
>preach crap for some years
>that's it we're gonna kill you
>don't worry guiz I'm gonna come back
>actually comes back just to say
>haha going to heaven now, anyways have fun with carrying on my message and everything haha
>be muhammad
>preach crap for some years
>that's it we're gonna kill you
>fights and succeeds in the name of his beliefs
>goes to heaven and comes back to continue his work
>dies at a ripe old age having fulfilled his duty
In conclusion, just be (encompass that which is) yourself.
>>57400513
>argument from incredulity
>insults
truly an enlightened mind filled with superior humanist secular values
>>57398975
Jesus should be feel guy in that image then
>>57400653
islam is literally just extensive imperialistic Arabic paganism reborn with judeo-christian roots in the 6th century
I'm always puzzled as to how non-Arabs ever come to adopt Islam.
>>57400109
Yes. He was also the first emperor of the Hwan Guk empire.
>>57400506
It's just lighthearted bantz famalam
>>57400361
>God exists though, and Christianity is true.
keep fapping to crucified Jesus pics Mario
>>57400723
I am puzzled as well, but I am not sure why you would direct such a comment towards me.
>Arabic paganism reborn
This is retarded. It has some pagan influence but far more influence from Persia and Semitic religions, largely Abrahamic. Laughable summary of the religion to be quite honest with you.
>>57399068
yeah I kiss girls in the cheeks all the time being an italian that's the why I greet them that doesn't make me Chad
>>57398975
>Jesus
>died a virgin
>died at all
He moved to Japan with Mary Magdalene and had many children. All accounts of him are as a handsome, tall, deep-voiced alpha. Sounds chad to me.
Show me solid historical proof that Jesus existence other than """""""holy"""""" books
