HOLY
O
L
Y
LEL
E
L
LITTLE
>>57396283
what do you hope to accomplish?
>>57396283
>take a bike ride in Moldova
>end up in Portugal in 3 minutes
>the European """"union""""
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Quality over quantity
>be yuro
>be cramped
>>57396283
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""world"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" War 2
>>57396344
AMERICAN BENIS
>>57396283
>Not only are we bigger than their whole fucking continent, we are bigger than their seas and gulfs
>>57396599
>99% of his ""country"" is a barren wasteland
>q-quality over quantity!
Hey pick on someone your own size!
Like us.
wait....no plz no bully
>Europe is so relevant that both wars over here were called "world" wars
lmoa
>>57396599
>Leaf
>Most of his cuntrymen live near our border
>>57396734
More like 80% tBh.
The Prairies have a lot good land that extends pretty far north
>>57396786
>trip and fall in germany
>end up in Croatia
>>57396612
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH/!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>European """""""""Roads""""""""
>>57396920
tBh this is better.
I hate driving in cities. Shit would be so much better if everyone just biked everywhere
>United States
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""UNITED"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Don't forget you're Europeans in an Amerindian country
>>57396989
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT MISTER LITHUTINY
EVERY ONE STAND
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG. OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
>>57397011
Don't forget you're Algerian living in a European country
>>57397065
AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS
>>57397065
We got your back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHSaHRd4Q48
>>57396443
>you can take a bike ride in Kentucky and end up in SoCal in 3 minutes
retard
>>57396734
That's a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY cute image.
>Amerilards need that big of a country to house 320 million people
>>57396443
>expecting to get out of Moldova alive
>>57397065
FOR WHICH IT STANDS. ONE NATION. UNDER GOD. INDIVISIBLE
>>57397211
>Kentucky to California on bike is 2,413 miles, and would take 203 Hours
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA STAY PROXY MAD GERMENY
>>57396989
WHAT THE FUCK I LOOKED IT UP AND IT'S A REAL """"""""""COUNTRY""""""""""""" AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
>go for a sunday bike ride in spain
>make a wrong turn and end up in the czech republic
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57397237
WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL [spoiler](except the niggers)[/spoiler]
>American discovers what a map is: The Thread
>>57397305
>Moldova to Portugal
>41 Hours
HOLY FUCKING LEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>57397361
>Spainiard realizes he takes four steps and ends up in Estonia: the thread
>Hitler conquered an area the size of Texas and Montana
>Trip and fall on a mountain in Norway
>land in a trash pile in Albania
>Europeepeepoopoos send their tiniest countries to defend them
>conveniently forget about russia
>>57397879
The European part of Russia is tiny.
UK is small but stronk
>>57398397
>inb4 labour ruins us
>>57398425
Labour is fucked
>>57396283
>Thinks large, empty countries are superior
>Hates Russia and China
Why even try
>>57398506
we all hope
>>57398397
>We will pass these countries only because their population will plummet
Nice and stronk bruddah
>EUROTINIES
>>57396283
>>57399183
We're winning because of our superior and improving GDP per capita. On this measure we've already passed Germany and Japan. Our sights should be set on the USA - we should be better than them per capita but we're not. Not yet.
Our population is not expected to pass Germany's until 2050-60 yet our economy is expected to pass Germany's in 2020-30. Do the maths, as they say.
>>57396283
I get the feeling Alaska is like Greenland and Canada
Never accurately portrayed sizewise on a map
>>57399353
Alright Sayyid, whatever you say ;^Ä)
australian women belong with American men.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane
>>57399368
Correct. It's huge, but not nearly as massive as the mercator projection would suggest.
>Wake up in Greece
>Take two steps outside of your front door
>You're now in Finland
>>57399507
We're gonna send more of these over to breed your women and your just gonna have to deal with that
>>57399353
>We're winning because of our superior GDP per capita
Not according to the IMF, World Bank or CIA
>>57399738
That's just PPP apparently
>Miss bus stop in Bulgaria
>End up in Damascus
>>57399738
Erm you might want to check your figures. We're not talking about purchasing power parity here.
>>57396283
Crosses penetrated US's ass.
What will you do about it?
>>57397146
I'm not an a*ab (and I'm not black)
>>57396362
your mom
>take a plane from Scotland to Ukraine
>5 minutes TOPS
>blitzkrieg France and win
>back up the panzer and accidentally attack Russia
>americans that don't think they are european
What part of Africa did your grand-parents come from?
>>57402232
Oh... so the MUH HERITAGE maymay is totally ok now?
>>57402293
>4chan is one person with one opinion
>>57396283
delet this
>live in switzerland
>walk across street to neighbor's house
>have to show passport to border guard, because schengen ends at belarus
>sit down to have some coffee in France
>waitress accidentally bumps into the coffee and shatters the cup all over Belgium, then floods Netherlands
Earth on suicide watch
>>57396283
Now compare this with Russia, moron. Russia is also Europe.
>eurocramped
>>57402640
BLOWN THE
>>57402663
FUCK OUT
>watch porn in england
>british micropenis gets boner
>tip of penis in albania
>sleep in Germany
>roll over in bed
>wake up in Serbia
>>57402663
Most of Russia is not part of Europe
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>Kazakhstan
FUCKING KAZAKHSTAN
>>57402862
holy kek yuros on suicide watch
>>57402862
FUCKING
KHAN'D
Looks like Europe could use some elbow room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfoQBTPY7gk
>>57396283
>>57402862
lmao 1 ex-soviet state is bigger than entire Yurop.
>>57402128
Alright, this one made me chuckle.
>>57402862
BTFO
>>57402663
>Russia is Europe
>>57402862
>>57402663
>Russia is Europe
>>57404237
>be Brit
>get out of bed
>get blown up by terrorist attack in Greece
>>57404387
>>57404226
World map says western part of Russia is Europe.
YUUUUUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
AHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
>>57396734
That's pretty cute
>>57396283
ITTY
BITTY
EURO
KEKS
>>57404237
>TINY
>EUROPEAN
>BORDERS
>BIG
>AFRICAN
>BORDERS
>>57396283
>be Hitler
>take 2 steps
>in poland
>take 3 steps
>in france
>Conquering Europe
>Hard
>>57396283
Yea, yea. Now add Russia to it.
BIG
>>57406335
AMERICAN
BLACK
>>57406370
CONTINENT
>>57406147
>RUSSIA
> European
>>57406409
We conquered Paris and Beril and most of relevan european countries)))) It makes us Euro)))))))))))))))
>>57406458
> BE SOVIET
> COLLAPSE
i really really like this thread
decent banter i let out a small amount of air out of my mouth at high velocity which gave a "hmpph" sound
nice
>Be Norwegian
>Trip over shoelaces
>Fall into Tunisia
A FINE COLLECTION OF AMERICAN BANTER
UK - UNDERSIZED KINGDOM
>>57406709
EU - EVER-SMALL UNION
>>57406740
USA - UNITED STATES OF ASTONISHMENT
TINY
LITTLE
COUNTRIES
>LIVE IN EUROPE
>FLY LANDS ON IT
>USA WINS WWII
YOU CANNOT FABRICATE THIS ARTICLE OF IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE
>>57396283
All these small countries have their unique culture, unique languages, unique history.
>United States of Arrogance
>>57406142
>>57406653
This is good banter
>>57406846
This is not even banter
>>57406890
SMALLWAY
>>57402545
feels good to be american
holy shit
>he's from a country the size of 1 state
you can't make this shit up hahahahahhaa
>>57406890
>>57406979
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57407033
BIG
>>57407069
SOMALI
>>57407086
DONG
How will tiny ever recover
America needs to get bigger.
>>57407415
I know where we should start
LITTLE BRITISH ISLES
AHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT
>>57407033
>Not including Somaliland as a part of Somalia
Good lad
>>57407736
give me this website
>>57408181
thetruesize.com
>this is funny in ameribubbles
>fall asleep
>get beheaded by migrant
>head lands in switzerland
>>57407736
LIDDLE
>>57399353
>SUPER POWER 2020
>>57396734
>living in a country where there's so little space its LITERALLY impossible to go camping
>>57396920
b-b-but muh culture
>>57396283
Type USA - it autocorrects to Cuba.
AMERIKEKS
>be french
>jump to england
>mfw retards actually pay for train tickets
>All the new worlders being obsessed itt
Silly new worlders
>the UK has 64% of the land area of my state
>has 62x the population
world btfo
>>57397552
>Trip and fall on a mountain in Norway
>Land in the trash pile that is Albania
>be America
>only great because of European immigrants
>>57410093
>be """"''"""german"""""""""
>>57410112
>be yank
>be less then half the size of russia
>be canadian
>be less then a third the size of russia
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
>>57410550
>america is bigger than canada
>>57396443
>expecting roads in Moldova
![12a22bd6ba2d3b7d9c0997a407723918[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CKnvzxN.jpg "12a22bd6ba2d3b7d9c0997a407723918[1].jpg")
>>57396283
>90% of Your country (and mine for that matter) is worthless emptiness both in geographically, culturally and intellectually.
>>57399353
RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
BRITAIN NEVER EVER EVER SHALL BE (economic) SLAVES
>>57409427
>people in Europe LITERALLY P A Y for transportation
>every country is less than 60 seconds apart
>>57410630
we have more landmass, don't be deceived by what you read, Canada just has a lot more surface water than us
>>57406874
MUH
>>57396920
This is actually better fatass.
>>57399353
>Our population is not expected to pass Germany's until 2050-60
by which time Europe will represent 5% of the world population and muslims will be the majority in both your countries
>""""""""""""""""""""GREAT"""""""""""""" Britain
>>57410992
the colonizer..... becomes the colonized
>>57397381
?
>>57411256
>not by bike
>>57411295
But Moldova to Portugal is 41h by car not by bike.
>>57411317
>LITERALLY 7 HOURS LONGER
>>57411350
I cannot follow
>>57411371
>GERMANDUMBS
>>57411407
>amerifats running out of discussion ammo
>>57411349
>be russia
>conquer bazillions of square miles of barren cold shithole that no one wants
>w-we da biggest!!
>>57396691
I'm still bigger than you though, if you know wheat I mean.
But your mum is the biggest though.
>>57397548
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LELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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AHA
HHAH
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AHAH
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AHAH
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>>57411437
literally america desu
>Be Europe
>Get JIGSAW'D
>>57411609
uh no lol
>>57411609
it's not even close
>>57411437
This is why the Russians love global warming
>>57411663
I can play that game too.
>>57400546
Who wouldnt like a 5 min plain trip to Slovakia?
who /USA USA USA/ here?
>>57396283
Looks wrong
Sweden is roughly the size of California, but according to that map it would be larger than 2/3s of the entire US west coast
>>57396283
I don't get it, why american are so proud of being big country? They make such treads every day... What do you want to prove?
>>57411787
A plain trip is so boring, you want a colourful and memorable trip.
>>57396920
That's because European cities were built before the automobile was invented.
>>57411866
>Europeans see this as a positive
o my transverse abdominis
>>57411838
We are insecure about our penis sizes
>>57411838
wow we are big country full of non Spanish.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jun/29/us-second-biggest-spanish-speaking-country
wow we are big country full of non whites.
Diego in February 2015. Photograph: Gregory Bull/AP
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The United States is now the world’s second largest Spanish-speaking country after Mexico, according to a new study published by the prestigious Instituto Cervantes.
The report says there are 41 million native Spanish speakers in the US plus a further 11.6 million who are bilingual, mainly the children of Spanish-speaking immigrants. This puts the US ahead of Colombia (48 million) and Spain (46 million) and second only to Mexico (121 million).
Among the sources cited in the report is the US Census Office which estimates that the US will have 138 million Spanish speakers by 2050, making it the biggest Spanish-speaking nation on Earth, with Spanish the mother tongue of almost a third of its citizens.
>>57412201
Our country belongs to big negroes and many hispanics haha it belongs to everyone.
>>57411866
ger""""""""""""""MANY""""""""""""
THERE'S ONLY JUST A FEW OF YOU
AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHAAHHHHH
aHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAAAAAA!!!!
SUCH AN OCCURRENCE CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE FABRICATED HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA HOW CAN GERMANY EVER RECOVER?
>>57396283
>piss-spangled banner
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>57412283
You are 100% Finnish, America is a world republic owned by they who can't be named.
America is a shit hole it's already killed by those you can't be named, I will write it down.
there's more culture in a meter in europe then there is in a mile in america
>>57412344
America doesn't exist because Americans don't exist, there's only corporate owners and bankers that's it, they are America.
![La_fallera_de_l'oncle_Sam[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m70FY0Z.jpg "La_fallera_de_l'oncle_Sam[1].jpg")
>>57408706
>>57399353
You'll have a large population of muslims, yeah.
>>57412175
wow, that looks like it would have been a huge hassle to manage with out the panama canal
>>57396734
Saved
>be serb
>go on shooting range
>accidentaly kill bosnians over border
>der ewigen kolonie des ewigen anglosaxens geplänkel ist gurkig
malt mich überrascht
Not so fast eurochucks
>be in USA
>attempt to drive to another state
>get lost in huge desert
>die from dehydration or wild Mexicans
>>57419108
> be Sweden
> be the size of Utah
> go to store
> get bombed and raped and then stabbed
>>57419232
>get bombed and raped and then stabbed
except that literaly never happens unless you live in Rosengård or something
USA on the other hand is overrun by millions of niggers and mexican cartels. If you look outside your window you'll see it's basicaly a warzone
>be murifat
>live in tiny little country
>>57419920
That's a big scooter
>>57396283
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
ONLY BIG GUYS ALLOWED TO BANTER ITT
INVITED:
>RUSSIA
>CHINA
>BRAZIL
>CANADA
>AUSTRALIA
>UNITED STATES
>INDIA
>ARGENTINA
>KAZAKHSTAN
>ALGERIA
OTHER """""""COUNTRIES""""""" NEED NOT APPLY
>>57419920
AUSTINYA
>>57421351
>Europe is 1.04 times as big as the united states
lmao
>>57421471
If Europe was only one country, then that would be impressive.
But instead, an entire CONTINENT is just barely larger than the entire United States
>>57421565
you realise, you burger loving fuck trumpet, that the USA is a continent for all intents and purposes
>>57412402
Eres catalán?
>>57423054
In what way?
Demographically?
The demographics of the US are a continuum that shift from highly Hispanic in the south, near mexico, to largely white and of French/British descent, near Canada.
There's no clear border in the demographics on either national border as a result.
Maybe you meant geologically?
There's no clear physical divide on either border of the U.S. Rivers aren't plate boundaries, so the Rio Grande doesn't count.
Or is it just because our country is so large that it dwarfs all but Canada and Russia, the latter of which is larger than Antarctica?
>>57410992
>UK getting cucked the potato capital of the world
Ohh the irony
