any day now you could wake up dead
>I WILL get off this wild ride
eeeeeeeeeeeeeh no actually if you're dead you won't wake up
t. has been dead before
>>57392159
Only 1 in 8 Americans deaths occur in their sleep.
The other 7 were awake during class.
>>57392159
But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!
That'd be fine.
It's not like I want to die, but i'll be okay if one day I wake up dead.
>I could read but I'm wasting my time on a thai imageboard
>One day I will never wake up
>>57393103
You can't wake up dead.
>>57393419
I know you cant you dummie!
>you will be reborn as a pajeet
>pajeet was right all along
>>57392352
10/10
>>57393549
>reborn
godless heathen
>>57392159
>not knowing that on death you are resppewr[01i34t5298367u8-
>>57392159
Well, you've had a good run of 83 years or so, right? Goodnite, grandpa.
>>57392159
How you gonna eake up dead?
>>57394198
Very carefully
>>57394198
carefully, by not surprising death, who might kill you for good
>>57392159
>tfw you wake up dead but then you wake up alive and die and then actually wake up and be still alive
>>57394566
http://youtu.be/pK369aT-_zQ
>>57394648
The LAST decent parody movie.
I'm really confused how Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are allowed to make movies.
