>"Oh wow, Anon look! It must have been snowing like this for an hour at least. It's lucky we didn't go out after all. Hey. I have an idea. I mean, if you want to. How about we dress up as warm as we can and go for a nice walk, and then we get back we can take a hot bath and I'll cook us something warm? How does that sound? Ok, come on! Ah I get so excited when it snows. It always reminds makes me feel like a little girl again!"
fuck off, pedojew
>"Please don't push me away Anon. I want to be with you. Why won't you accept that? I know you find it hard to believe that people want to be around you but I'm not willing to allow you to spend your whole life trapped and isolated because you see so little value in who you are as a person. I wish more than anything that you could just for a second see yourself through my eyes, because then you'd realize how much there is to love about you and how much I love you for that reason."
>"Hey, I had a great time today Anon. It was nice to finally get to know you, I still can't believe how long we've been talking. It feels like we haven't stopped all day! Oh. Why are you waiting at the gate? I thought you were going to walk me to my door? I mean I'd like to say goodbye properly if you wouldn't mind."
>>57389454
Get out of my house, treacherous succubus, there isn't snow in Spain!
>"But it's raining! Oh Anon, don't pressure me like this you know I'll give in! Okay okay, I'm coming. But we're going to get soaked, you know that right? If I wasn't so hungry I'd tell you to take a hike, you know that right! Wait. Before we go outside. When we get back we are running the bath all the way to the top and sitting in there until the water gets cold, alright mister!"
The russian pedo returns.
This only works on /r9k/, Canadians and Americans.
>>57389521
>>57389637
>>57389454
>>57389760
You do know girls don't talk like this right? All of these kind words are made up in your head.
>>57389852
recently lost my virginity but the world is still just as grey as before
>>57389937
A L L I N Y O U R H E A D
>>57390019
Did he go in too rough?
