depression edition
crayon pop
Business idea: buy low, sell high
>>57375652
>highlights
>an hour and a half
>>57375524
>>57375600
Thank God that video didn't mention stuff like Jews or cultural marxism
He's really teetering on the edge
One false move and he's fucked
you have done this
>tfweed
Owen
Daily reminder that Trump's team have been on eight chan for at least several months
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm leftists???
Business idea: buy high, sell low
>>57375814
best poster on /brit/ in years
>>57375814
Absolute faggots.
Anyone who associates with any 'antifa' groups will be the first to hang on the Day of the Rope.
Business idea: eradicate my opposition
Canadian feminist cunt Nicole Arbour and British historian (((Simon Schama))) get completely BTFO by Mark Steyn and Nigel Farage in a debate about the "refugee crisis":
Some of the highlights of the debate can be seen here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeGTeFT8AHY&t=13m16s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeGTeFT8AHY&t=37m8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeGTeFT8AHY&t=1h1m20s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeGTeFT8AHY&t=1h1m58s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeGTeFT8AHY&t=1h4m36s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeGTeFT8AHY&t=1h8m37s
>>57375809
>906 views
There's no way they could have found that without having a semi-permanent presence on /pol/
Asuka.
>Day of the Rope
>>57375652
>those hook noses
Post more Trump propaganda. It's fucking GOAT
>first to hang on the Day of the Rope.
Business idea: sell goods or services at a higher price than it costs me to supply them
Poleaboo cut his nails and bought new bedsheets and razor blades
Almost feels like a human again
Will Shave tomorrow
>>57375939
Why, if you're jut going to kill yourself
>on the cross
http://pastebin.com/NHXvkFPf
give this a read, would you lads?
it's re: antifa
>>57375888
>>57375927
pakis
>>57375961
CULTural MARXist
>>57375937
people will see right through you
>>57375910
just go over to the trump general on /pol/ you twat
maisie
>No one cares
>Piss off you fucking racist
Just been to the new Sainsburys superstore in my town. I have to say its very nice inside, huge place, a lot of space and wide isles. A lot nicer than the Asda I usually use.
>>57376003
looks better blonde 2bh
business plan: trademark "pepe the frog" and sue anyone that posts it without usage rights
>>57375937
racist
>pakis
>>27628143
That's still just over a year away, might as well live in comfort until then
>>57376029
needs to comments to go with it desu
>>57376047
How are the prices? I never go to my sainsburys
Just realised that /brit/ is basically twitter
>>57375961
Business idea: buy junk cars like this for $2-300 a piece, trailer them, haul them directly to the scrap yard and sell them for ~$450 each
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/5520260353.html
desu
>>57376107
*retweets this post*
tfw nans on both sides of the family are going into hospital for operations for heart related issues
>>57376128
*sues you*
Life is going nowhere, might move to London for an adventure.
>>57376101
A little bit more expensive 2bh, but this new Sainsburys is closer, also the staff at Asda are uglier and more stupid. Plus its always cramped as fuck in there.
business idea: deport every single non white from europe, remove jews from all key financial/governmental positions and ship them to israel, hang all cultural marxist leftists for treason
just found out marxism has nothing to do with jews
>>57376156
fucking try it
>>57376186
>remove jews from all key financial/governmental positions and ship them to israel, hang all cultural marxist leftists for treason
Muslims would do this
anime
I created marxism
>>57376229
*sues you again*
you can't win
>>57376107
>>57376231
go away JIDF
Look here's another one
There are loads of this sitting around and I wouldn't even have to turn a wrench
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/5520176119.html
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/5484230663.html
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/5517255716.html
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/717003103871115267
Meme magic is real.
>>57376268
all your profit will go to paying for fuel and transportation
Should anyone involved in SU ''politics'' be permanently banned from entering real politics?
matey at work just asked me how to convert minutes into hours in Excel
>>57376186
We should burn shitskins as a new form of energy
>>57376268
how are any of these cars still allowed on the road
>>57376292
delet this
test
>>57376268
honestly couldn't give a rat's arse mate
>>57376292
OUR YEAR
U
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Y
E
A
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David Cameron has called for greater transparency in tax havens and a clampdown on aggressive tax avoidance and evasion. But documents leaked from one of the world's biggest offshore specialists, Mossack Fonseca, reveal that his late father used one of the most secretive tools of the offshore trade after he helped set up a fund for investors.
>>57376320
did you tell him how?
why would jews (who allegedly control everything) flood their own countries with muslims who dislike jews.
>>57376370
yeah
>>57376364
>BRITISH
There is literally nothing wrong with America having free university
>Officials were left baffled by an Afghan Taliban commander who gave himself up - and then tried to claim the $100 reward for his capture.
>According to reports, he walked up to a police checkpoint in 2012, pointed to a wanted poster featuring his face, and asked for the $100 finder's fee.
>The authorities were at a loss to explain his actions, although one US official reportedly told journalists: "Clearly, this man is an imbecile."
There's no shade in the shadow of the cross lads
reminder
wait 1 hour after eating before you let a girl slob on your knob
>>57376316
Already have a truck and trailer, if I drive a total of 1hr to get the car and deliver it to the scrapyard there's no way it would cost anywhere near $150. Gas is $1.85-ish a gallon here.
>>57376330
Any of them that can pass a yearly safety inspection (probably none of these) BUT if I'm just hauling them to a scrapyard it doesn't matter anyway.
>>57376412
why
>>57375871
>that stalling and beating around the bush by arbour and schama
Just get to the point fuckers.
>>57376437
you'll get cramp otherwise
>>57376412
why
>>57376447
How?
>>57376412
expand your argument
>>57376448
>495 upboats
wew
>>57376457
don't risk cramps
don't be a madman
>>57376448
>I'm shit, please be shit like me
>>57376448
>>57376448
>women
>>57376513
me in the middle
>>57376489
expand this
*unzips dick*
oh wait, just eaten something
*zips dick back up*
:V
>>57376513
That really is a big, beautiful willy.
let's get em out then lads
>>57376448
>I'm not trying to sound like some butthurt overweight girl
hmm
just letting you know, you all should be better than this
>leftists
>>57376513
get a new desk, povvo cunt
>>57376513
I hate it when the coating starts to come off cheap desks like that, irritates the fuck out of your wrist, get that thing taped down lad.
>>57376574
LITTLE
>tfw OHP has progressed from 42.5 to 50 kg 5x5 since January
>try to eat a piece of leftover pizza for lunch
>all the pepperoni slides off when I pick it up
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57376594
dont think its metaphysically possible for there to be that much cuckoldry in a single room
I've had a callus on my knob for over 2 years what do I do? I've tried Cutting it out with a knife but I cant get all of it and it keeps coming back. I'm not circumcised so I've no idea how it happened.
>>57376609
or just a cheap solid wood desk from Ikea.
>>57376594
literally who and literally why
don't wanna post my benis guys
much too veiny
like disgustingly veiny
LEFISTS?!
Can't get a message back from any qts
Time to curl up into the fetal position and cry
Poleaboo watches soaps, better than most american shite, the acting is amazing at its best an you won't find similar hardhitting real storylines anywhere else
Eastenders at its best > average Hollyoaks > average Eastenders >>>>>>>>>> corrie
>>57376652
where is the callus?
>>57376652
See a specialist. I hear your mum is quite knowledgeable about dicks ayyy
>Americans have their penis mutilated without their consent or knowledge from birth as part of a Jewish tradition whether they are Jewish or not
only fools and horses is god tier
>>57376652
too much wanking
My penis is only 6 inches but its very asthetic, if it was slightly bigger I could be a penis model or something i reckon
>>57376721
outrageously good post
just opened a help to buy isa lads
new tax year in 2 days so i can transfer in the maximum again haha
>>57376705
i got one today. no idea where to go next 2bh. i didnt expect my opening line to get a response.
>>57376721
oh fuck off
>>57376708
Its actually on my foreskin right where it folds.
>>57376774
Proofs
Reckon my willy would look very nice if I didn't have phimosis
>Be a white European
>Want to move to America
>Need to earn £50,000, have a PhD, pay thousands of pounds in Visas and wait several years for Visas to go through
>Be a Mexican
>Jump the border
>Obama gives you citizenship
>>57376790
My god, you've cracked the system.
>>57376786
Don't listen to him, I'm sure it's beautiful
benis
>>57376721
he tried to warn us
>>57376774
Feels good though, right?
>>57376804
me:
>congrats. you have the honour of being the first person i've matched with since I installed Tinder 2 days ago. This is a special moment for both of us.
her:
>well that does make me feel special.
>>57376860
best post
Poleaboo has started thinking about the times his dad hit him and has begun masturbating to the thought
I'm going to do it lads, I can feel it, the moment is right
>>57376813
You realize phimosis is when you cant roll down your foreskin right? Having your skin over your head is normal.
>>57376790
no not really
the whole entire point is we shouldnt see the breakdown of the family in the first place
>>57376837
>Be Aryan Christian Middle Easterner
>want to move to Europe
>need to earn £35,000, pass checks, and apply for citizenship
>be smelly mudshit
>jump the med
>merkel gives you free pass to all the rides in the eu
>>57376870
i guess. been alone for so long i dont feel anything any more.
hi lads
>>57376848
posted it here >>57376574
>>57376882
Give her some banter
Then put it in her bum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao0mij7EHUA
Fucking diamonds desu lads
When is the bubble going to burst? Boomers have fucked up the housing market so badly no-one here will ever be able to afford a village for their family.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35958871
>>57376925
are you neet?
>>57376943
yeah because of the jews
>>57376954
nope
right someone keeps shilling these Help To Buy ISAs in these threads
so I've just flogged my nan's old flats and have got a tidy 40k out of it. Used the calculator on the site and it says the government will top it up 3k
is that it?
I may as well just put 12k in there and get the 3k bonus and save the rest elsewhere surely?
>>57376882
very shit line my friend
>>57376925
I feel this feel.
>>57376574
I'd play with it
>>57376976
then you're not truly alone, you interact with people on daily basis
*banter hand*
>>57377008
cheers x
>>57376941
Corbyn will use the pensioners as a substitute for coal and the north will be a powerhouse once again
>>57376941
>Boomers
not a fan of this Yank phrase Tbh
>>57377027
i was referring to romantic relationships
>>57376988
>I may as well just put 12k in there and get the 3k bonus and save the rest elsewhere surely?
That is exactly what you should do, nobody suggested anything different.
If you already have the money saved, just do a standing order each month. If you go in for three months that's 1600 in the account, which is basically a free £400, which might cover the survey o moving expenses. Leave it in longer and you get a bigger freebie.
>>57375799
Good post
>>57377018
nowhere near on the scale we see it today friendo
Wife's son just told me his mum only likes dark meat
stucking your nuts in one of those magic dyson hand dryer things must feel heavenly
Listening to Hacktivist. Don't believe the government's lies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKwjriGvxZ8&list=PLDFmVRBLMM-7j46fKU7CwzS--qZhVU7lS&index=2
>>57377085
I'm not really sure how it works
so every month I deposit 400 quid (is that the maximum?) and the government gives me what?
best mate's a yank
>>57377111
now you're getting it
>>57377158
it does mate trust me
Need to call autist support group
Don't really want to
*third eye opens*
Dad just bet £10 on Trump to win the presidential election. Odds are 5/1
rural folk were preferred for the roman legions
>They are nurtured under the open sky in a life of work, enduring the sun, careless of shade, unacquainted with bathhouses, simple-souled, content with a little, with limbs toughened to endure every kind of toil, and for whom wielding iron, digging a ditch, and carrying a burden is what they are used to from the country.
>>57377111
>>57377200
just fuck off you absolute mong
>>57377231
so gimme some swiss
>>57377161
You deposit 1200 your first month, then 200 max each month after that. When you close the account to use the money to buy a house, the government give you an amount equal to 25% of your savings as a top up on your deposit essentially (you have to take out a mortgage to claim it). Minimum is £400 (1600 in bank), maximum is £3000 (12k+ in bank).
It's not designed to pay for your first house, just as a little helper so you either have a slightly bigger deposit or you can use that in your deposit and keep the equivalent amount for other stuff.
>>57376988
>>57377161
just opened one desu
you can transfer £1200 maximum when you open it
then £200 a month after that
then the governemnt will give you a 25% bonus on top of whatever you've got in there when you buy something
LEFT
>>57377231
>tfw third eye is so open this is how every Tory politician appears to me all the time
>>57377244
all me
>>57377231
why so serious
>>57377284
>>57377299
oh okay. So if I have this 40k from my nan's flat I just keep depositing until I hit 12k then stop and receive 3k when I use it to buy a gaff?
Got paid today lads
Feels good
anyone else's second eye starting to shut slightly after you start using your 3rd eye regularly?
>try to meditate
>can't even count my breaths to ten without losing concentration
>>57377351
Pretty much. Standing order then forget about it until you actually buy something, then save the rest somewhere else.
>>57377351
yeah
and look out for this in 2017, you could put the rest in there
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/savings/lifetime-ISAs
*doing a ponder*
So, when are you cunts leaving the EU ?
Can't wait.
>tfw foreskin's too tight that when I roll it back it looks like my dicks wearing a corset
>tfw frenlum is too short and cant roll back foreskin fully
>>57377389
>>57377392
cushty, ta lads
>>57377392
Do I open it today or wait until the 6th and the new tax year? Will I lose out if the rules ae changing?
>phimosis
lmao, just end it
tru shit tbqh my nigga
Am actually not a fan of the CoDs set in the future though
They need to make a new one set in WW2 or something
>>57377424
i did it just now, should be ok i think
NEED a Chinese cat gf
Business idea: sell everything I own and travel the world
>The peasants are getting worked up again, Dave
>Again? Fucks sake. Just chuck em the change in your pocket. That'll calm em down a bit
>A whole 50p, Dave?
>Aye, fuck it
>>57377447
>not this
>>57377410
>tfw struggle to roll my foreskin back when fully erect and it swells and gets stuck when rolled behind the head
>>57377481
what is this rorke shit
>>57377435
there are surgical procedures to cure phimosis that aren't full blown circumcisation
>>57377447
Word on the street is Dice is setting the next Battlefield in WW1
>>57377509
looks like cod2
>>57377509
call of duty united offensive on mp_harbor
>>57377492
COD4 and MW2 were way better than COD5 + Blops you mong
Just shagged a towel AMA
>>57377532
>>57377543
where are the zombies?
WoW was the best CoD game
>>57377525
no chance
>>57377550
How suicidal are you right now out of ten?
>>57377550
good lad
>>57377550
Did you need to make it that big?
>this idiot on the chase thought cryophobic was fear of cring
>>57377284
>>57377351
ahh yes.. be at the whim of the property market is which is overinflated as it is
>>57377550
why not use your own arse?
>>57377550
what's the air humidity like
>>57377563
zombie mod in uo was where one player would randomly be picked as a zombie and would have to infect the others which was fun as fuck
Are you lads tuning in to Farage's speech tonight?
Starts in about 5 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X86Qe86snX8
>>57377636
I don't like how grandad it looks.
>>57376721
Trump must be so proud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQRox3WBThw
>>57377644
>netherlands caring about uk politics
could you get any more cuck?
Business idea: quit my shit job and become a trucker
>>57377671
kev edit when
![deactivated-mauser-gew.98-german-infantry-rifle-1915-dated-spandau-made-sold-[5]-495-p.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rDFxeu6.jpg "deactivated-mauser-gew.98-german-infantry-rifle-1915-dated-spandau-made-sold-[5]-495-p.jpg")
>>57377525
Hope this is true
Want to pwn noobs with bolt-action rifles desu
>>57377550
After wanking into a towel do you look at the towel and find it less attractive than when you started
>>57377697
>Starting a job that won't exist in 10 years' yime
Ah yes, excellent choice
>>57377707
I want to shoot the rest of my team for cowardice with a webley
>>57377550
i'm thinking of getting my haircut cos it's the middle point where it's not long but it's not short either
looks kinda funny
should i wait for it to grow out or just cut it now and be done with it?
what do you think?
Business idea: buy detroit
Took a loan to play with stocks and paid it off in 5 days, feels good desu.
>>57377683
>UK politics
Farage was invited to speech at a rally in Volendam for a referendum about the trade association with the Ukraine.
Think before you post, Yank.
>Hope this is true
>Want to pwn noobs with bolt-action rifles desu
>>57377525
just play verdun
>>57377609
yeah you're right mate I'll just live on the pavement then shall I?
>>57377669
>zombies
utter shit Tbh
>unlock system
unlock system was fine you mong
>dire maps
the maps were GOAT, everyone remembers them because they were fun, COD5 maps were brown+grey, Blops maps I can't even remember, apart from nuketown and one with a rocket
>god awful setting
mate, it was set in the present day, fucking great setting - also had MW2 tying into it, GOAT story
>fonts were terrible
autist
>>57377762
I'll shoot you, you fucking cultural marxist
>>57377550
what did you lubricate it with
>>57377709
kek
lel
Hello /brit/, my name is Ibrahim, I am from Pakistan and I'm going to blow this thread up haha
just back from work ladoodles
what i miss?
>134453088212.jpg
>>57377810
*has a force-field*
>>57377773
really, what shares?
>>57377745
doubt that m8
drones can only handle very light loads and you're out of your damn mind if you think self-driving big rigs will be deemed safe for public roads without a human to control them.
>>57377587
4/10
Mostly unrelated to towel
>>57377604
Yes
>>57377611
Bit gay
>>57377615
Decent
>>57377766
Get it cut, gotta look fresh if you wanna pull a towel
>>57377811
Vaseline intensive care dry skin moisturiser
>>57377868
$APRI
>>57377770
Business idea: hunt its citizens for sport
>>57377847
sent thispost to the bobby
back from work lads
still can't open my fucking attic
getting clothes ready anyway
