>Head has been hurting for the last 2-3 weeks
>Has never felt like this before in my life
>When I lie down to sleep it's usually very severe
I-im not going to make it... A-am I?
Help please int.
Am I dying?
Go to the doctor you absolute retard.
go to doctor dumb mongol
>>57373235
go to the doctor and threaten to kill yourself from pain, immediate relief will follow along with a short comfy incarceration for treatment
unsubsribed
don't be such a pussy
>>57373273
>>57373312
What the fuck do I say tho
Doctors in Canada kind of lazy
I'm scared guys what if it's a tumor and my last days were spent fucking posting "TFW no gf" on /int/
Nigger you are Canadian, go use your healthcare you guys always brag about.
>>57373400
tell them this
>Head has been hurting for the last 2-3 weeks
>Has never felt like this before in my life
>When I lie down to sleep it's usually very severe
>>57373400
Don't look up symptoms online, I fell into that before.It is easy to assume it is always the worst. It very, VERY likely isn't cancer, and even if it is you would likely survive it.
>>57373400
>>57373324
I'm not kidding friend. Make it clear you're an emergency.
>>57373400
>What the fuck do I say tho
Say what you said in the OP.
Jesus, how hard can it be
>>57372923
>I-im not going to make it... A-am I?
No. If you have had severe headaches for several weeks and all you do about it is shitpost on /int/ you literally have no chance of survival.
>>57373437
True
>>57373446
Thanks bro.
I was scared it's meningitis or some shit for a while and that I'd become retarded(more so than I am already I mean) because I didn't go to doctor in time
>>57373453
>>57373485
Thanks bros.
If it's cancer I'll tell u all, you were my last friends.
I'll miss all of you. I hope you guys get gfs and become happy. It's too late for me.
>>57372923
sounds like you've got very mild stroke, my friend had same symptoms, nothing they dould do for him, he died.
RIP anon, at least you got redpilled before leaving this gay earth
>>57373651
Can't tell if sarcasm
>>57373400
Even if you don't have a rel sickness you will still be shitposting till the end of your days.
just see a fucking doctor
>>57373746
It is. The best advice now is just to leave your own thread, make an appointment, and smoke some weed to kill the pain.
>>57373746
do you do any drugs? oh wait youre canadian OF COURSE YOU DO!
what type?
>>57373645
stop being a drama queen and see a doctor.
it's probably nothing
>>57372923
migranes
>>57373864
there's a reasons you feel pain in certain parts of your body.
and youre body is telling you THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG HERE!!!!
>see a shitty thread
>check flag
>a fucking leaf
Every time
>>57373800
>>57373827
>>57373864
It takes fucking forever to make an appointment and I got jewed because of easter
I'm going today tho, I really hope it's not that bad.
Tbqh I feel kind of dumber, hard to remember things and such but might just be all in my head
I'm just worried it's been like this for weeks, guys. That seriously can't be good.
>>57373838
I haven't done drugs in a while desu.
>>57373979
>I haven't done drugs in a while desu.
yes but when you used to, what did you take, also it will be very important to let the doctor know
>>57374024
Le weed and oxy
>>57374081
reported to canadian authorites, sucka
>>57374125
I have a brain tumor anyway, not much worse can fucking happen to me desu
>>57373979
Just go to the emergency room you retard
>>57374231
>"Hello what is your emergency"
>Yes my head kind of hurts for a few weeks
. . .
Probably need an MRI or some shit senpai
>>57372923
sounds like you myasthenia gravis. immediately take an icebath and schedule a phlebotomy with your doctor
>>57374439
*have
sorry, the brain tumor is fucking with my concentration
>>57374439
oh loosen your anus, hans, you dont have to be a freakin perfectionist about everything
T-thst doesn't sound so good....
>>57374608
More like Ahmed these days. Amirite?
>>57374418
Is that not enough reason to go?
Here if I walked in and said "I've been in constant pain for two weeks to the point where I can't sleep" they'd at the very least prescribe me some pain meds until I could get a doctor's visit
>>57374704
Dude it takes 5+ hours usually of waiting in the ER if you aren't bleeding to death.
Really sucks desu.
>>57372923
take some ibuprofen
>>57374418
>Probably need an MRI
had that a couple of weeks ago, very unpleasant experience, feels like they inject you with some kind of nasty toxin, the shit burns your veins as you can feel it spread across your body, then they put you on a table and roll you into a giant mechanical vagina, where you begin to feel even a greater burn as the chemical shot reacts with the vagina and it burns even more.
feels like it's giving birth to you into hell.
>>57375205
Tbh it's not suppose to hurt tho
The fuck? They inject you with like this ink to better see shit tho, unless you have an allergic reaction
>Be Canadian
>Get bantered so hard by Australia on /int/ that you get a brain tumor and die
>>57375419
the fuck idt dont hurt
I felt like a meat pie in a microwave.
I was close to panicking and hopping out of that contraption
>>57375463
Feels bad desu
This happened to my sister.
She died a week later. Turns out a brain aneurysm was leaking blood, which is common before a rupture.
>>57375720
Uh.....
>>57375521
Probably allergy to this shit, they dont test you for allergic reaction.
>>57375769
whatever it was , it was unpleasant
and I will refuse to take one next time
I just hope my sperm count is OK after that ordeal
>>57375817
An MRI is safer than a CT scan.
>>57375817
You mean sterile?
In our pretty fucking crazy and non perspective world the only sperm count ok is no sperm at all.
There is no reason to bring children to this hellhole.
>>57375886
Fuck you
I want to leave children to wreck this world even more.
Thats why Im here in the first place
>>57375720
Please tell me you're just memeing.
I'm scared anon.
>>57375943
It happened. Unlikely to happen to you but I would feel remiss if I didn't mention the possibility.
>>57375943
He's not memeing, thats probably what my friend had as well, >>57373651
a micro vein is leaking blood into your brain.
also causes memory loss as you've mentioned
recall though.
>>57375983
>>57376037
FUCK
I'm too young to die guys. I've never had sex.
If I get it checked out asap will I survive?
>>57376093
It's extremely unlikely that you have a brain aneurysm.
>>57373651
No joke but that actually happened to my uncle too
He said he had a really bad headache, the worst he's ever had so he went to take a nap and never woke up.
Massive anyuerism.
>>57376126
will he die if they remove the brain?
>>57375929
>I want to leave children to wreck this world even more.
No need, our multicultural friends and tolerant masses will do it just fine.
Your kid could spend life wrecking the world an yet, there is a chance he would created even more than multicultural crowd.
Watch first 5m of the most redpilled show on the yt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzTb5FqZ5B4
>>57376190
It will be extremely painful
>>57376154
yep, 1 minute youre making "TFW no gf" thread.
the next your having an out of body experience.
>>57376154
>he went to take a nap and never woke up.
Is it me or is that does sound somewhat appealing.
I mean apart from headache, just for a sleep and never wake up.
Sound like something I could wish for every time there is a falling star.
>>57376154
I'm scared guys.
There's no fuckinh way this isn't serious.
Well... Maybe the afterlife will be better.
>>57376360
God has an anime harem waiting for all of us faithful.
You've been keeping Sabbath, right bro? You'll be fine.
>>57376360
Let's shitpost together in the afterlife leafbro
>>57376406
I-i masturbated to boipussy on numerous occasions
>>57376360
Dont worry anon, you're finally getting off this ride.
and hoping into a new one
wew
>>57372923
Having a headache for that long is a sign of something serious, you need a doctor.
>>57376360
At least you are living in the leafstan, maybe they will make you drink maple syrup and its all go away.
First world medicine must be amazing.
>One chance at life
>Get brain tumor at 20 and die
CANT MAKE MY FUCKING LIFE UP.
Can I avoid /int/uerysm if I eat an aspirin every day?
Replies from premed students only thanks
>>57376530
that's a good way to give yourself a stomach ulcer and bleed out internally
>>57376530
IIRC
Aspirin is thinning your blood and could save you from thrombosis or heart attack or a stroke caused by blocked artery.
But you still bleed out to death because of paper-cut.
rip in peace op remember to blame anime for giving you a brain tumor/aneurysm
>>57376517
Also you're probably british correct?
How fucked up are your teeth?
Sometimes your nerve root could be hurting but it feels like your head is, also seems to feel worse when you lay down.
>>57376241
>that show
Holy shit
>>57372923
This girl in my class lost her 10 year old sister that way, just absolutely awful. She started having headaches, but the queue to the doctors was so long they wouldn't put her on emergency list because she only had headaches. Finally they got an appointment and she had a fucking tumour. Take care Anon, and get to the hospital asap.
medicine thread ? i hope there are actual doctors itt
so like one year ago or so i jerked off so much i came blood everywhere
it was fine the next day
but quite recently i jerked off so much the skin on my dick became all thick and watery-like, really weird feel
it was also fine like 2 days after
i didn't really bother going to the doctor since i'm not dead or dying so far
the thing is now i'm scared of jerking off like something bad will happen again, can you tell me if it's safe ?
![ant[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yfb2yB7.jpg "ant[1].jpg")
>>57376953
I have bad news for you bro.
I heard a man describing the exact same symptoms once then, he cum ants.
>>57376556
>>57376683
Primary prevention via aspirin is only indicated in certain thrombophilic condition and after certain cardiovascular events, don't dispense medical advice without a proper assessment and knowledge of the local guidelines.
Also aspirin could precipitate an even if that headache is due to an underlying vascular condition (aneuryms or AV malformation or cavernous angioma or sinus thrombosis with haemorrhage).
Go to the ER OP for a proper evaluation, it could be anything from a simple recurring headache or migraine or mild infection to a benign growth that could easily be removed.
>>57376953
>doctors on 4chan
maybe the type that dissect and cremate corpses after they're done touching their cold privates.
>>57377077
>don't dispense medical advice without a proper assessment and knowledge of the local guidelines.
It wasnt an advice, I just said "IIRC aspiring just thinning your blood"
Not an advice, just stating a fact, because it does thinning your blood.
>>57376953
We only get scared in men over 40 and in persistent hematospermia.
You could've masturbated excessively or forcefully and that sometimes leads to little blood when you 'shear' a small vessel. Nothing to worry about.
Did you feel any deep, aching pain around the bladder? Was there any discharge from the penis? Were there any disturbances in the flow and amount of your urine?
>>57376953
Not seeing a doctor is pure idiocy. If you're looking for a bunch of neets to reassure you that you're fine just because you're embarassed to go to a doc you deserve to die from complications. Respect your body faget.
>>57376953
you're fine, happens to all of us.
>>57377336
cut it out Abdul, we know you're only pretending to be interested in him so you can behead that kuffar
>>57377336
>You could've masturbated excessively or forcefully
definitely
>Did you feel any deep, aching pain around the bladder?
no
>Was there any discharge from the penis?
no
>Were there any disturbances in the flow and amount of your urine?
no
>>57377148
Sorry for being a bit too presumptuous but saying anything about anything to a distressed patient could be the equivalent of handing them a gun.
Aspirin is OTC and readily available in the medicine cabinet and people consider it a light drug. It also percipiates asthmatic episodes in a minority, increases the risk of ulceration, affects renal elimination of other drugs, so be careful medbro before telling a patient what it does.
Go see a doctor. Sure with your free Healthcare system the first avaliable slot is 6 months away but best to get on the list now
>>57377442
That guy is probably British or something. I can smell the cunt from here.
>>57377538
no, he is certified sudanese poster and really good in addition tbqh
>>57376796
Holy shit literally my fear.
I'm at the doctors office right now guys.
Waiting in line desu
>>57372923
Got the same thing some years ago.
Turned out one of my sinuses was too narrow and was basically cluttered with mucus.
Shit was excruciatingly painful. I thought I was dying.
>>57377148
Sorry for being a bit too presumptuous but providing information on aspirin to distressed patient is like handing him a gun.
>percipiates asthmatic episodes in a minority
>alters renal elimination potentially leading to adverse effects or drug interaction
>gastric or especially duodenal ulceration in the elderly or predisposed
>interferes with methotrexate metabolism
>...
>>57377580
that was fast
>TFW probably dying from tumor
>Wait is so long I will likely die
>>57377654
just tell that mongol in simple forms
if it aint broken
dont fix it.
>>57377654
I think the only real risk that any doctor would consider relevant is the ulcer.
>>57377662
It's just for my GP
So I'll probably have to wait for MRI or whatever and then its results
Ffs guys this is the worst. I've had bad pain before but at least I knew I wasn't dying. This is scary AF
>>57377449
>>57377654
>saying anything about anything to a distressed patient could be the equivalent of handing them a gun.
Doc, we are on 4chins, the place where an acceptable sexual advice involves rubbing your dig with bengay and sticking it in a plastic bottle.
And again, not an advice and not even a medbro, I though this shit is like common knowledge.
>>57377580
Wish you all the best bro and if you gonna die I wish you to die in your sleep.
>>57377448
Then the forceful masturbation or possibly kinky prostatic play would be the culprit.
Some people develop microscopic bleeding in the urine from simple aerobic exercise that stretches their groin.
It is absolutely nothing to worry about. If you experience any new symptoms just consult a competent or experienced urologist to help calm yourself about it.
>>57377805
Thank you.
At least I could speak to you guys.
>>57377788
Death is nothing but a sweet release.
no more bills to pay
no more slave wage job
No more worrying about gf
No jews (unless youre going to hell)
in the after life, there is no need for a penis
>>57377911
I'm not ready to die though.
I still have plans of living.
>>57377754
You should study every single major reaction and modern studies if you intend to ace the USMLE or MRCP.
Everything from the acetylation of COX-1/2 to reduction of the filtration fraction in the kidney from reduced afferent glomerular dilatation.
They're becoming increasingly common questions.
>>57377569
Thank you Norvegebro. I feel hostility towards me here so its nice to have an affirming post.
>>57377958
>I'm not ready to die though.
Thats really not for you to decide, pumpkin
>>57378004
I don't see how that's relevant.
>>57377806
thanks doc
>>57378004
Sudanbro please help
>>57378018
Just give me 10 more years of life. I'm only 20. After 10 then take me away swiftly.
>>57377911
>no more bills to pay
Yeah
>no more slave wage job
Awesome
>No more worrying about gf
Fuck yeah, love this designated 72 virgin concepts
>No jews (unless youre going to hell)
Ashes to ashes.
>in the after life, there is no need for a penis
Hold one a minute...
On second thought, I dont like it very much.
>canadian education
>>57378059
>Just give me 10 more years of life. I'm only 20. After 10 then take me away swiftly.
why you asking me for this?
have you ever prayed?
>>57377788
Calm down bro, a competent doctor wouldn't consider an MRI/CT without suspicion of intracranial pathology, and that means something scarier than a headache, like loss of sensation or paralysis in your cranial or body nerves.
If he does a full [competent] neurological examination and it's clean he reduces the chances massively, and if he requests an MRI that means he wants to eliminate what's left.
>>57378193
>a competent doctor wouldn't consider an MRI/CT without suspicion of intracranial pathology
Untrue.
Source: Went to several actual good American doctors for similar reasons. They're careful.
>>57378059
>Just give me 10 more years of life
Ok but it will be 10 years that will make you wonder whether you actually died and now reside in hell.
Deal?
>>57378143
Bargaining stage, first stage of dying.
>>57378193
Dude you speak a lot and you might be a good doctor but where I come they often give you two bottle of pills that you shouldnt mix.
In my experience no doctor care about details so much and the only ones that do are either wannabe doctors or just actors in a hospital themed show (Dr House for example)
>>57378193
Dude I'm just terrified AF and our healthcare is so slow it takes forever for anything.
>>57378038
Not relevant to what? Ulceration isn't the only concern when administering aspirin, and even then there are specific risk factors for ulceration, and after that there are differences in reactions between low (75) and high dose (300) aspirin.
I was just saying that you should know this drug inside out before an exam or administering it.
>>57378345
Dont forget to tell the doctor about the drugs you took, even though it's been a while since then, they have be the culprit
>>57378288
I just want to live man
I've had so many good plans
Jesus Christ.
I just want to experience life before I die. I never got to enjoy anything, ALL IVE DONE IS POST ON 4CHAN
>>57378363
Statistically insignificant possibilities aren't clinically relevant.
>>57372923
go to the doctor. i had a similar experience years ago. you now might have a fear to accept the diagnostic result but should go there anyway. all you do there is get through an MRI and such easy shit.
>>57378423
some people dont even get 20 seconds after theyre born, you got 20 years out of it.
You must have fucked up big time in your past life.
>>57378256
Thats not how the Brits operate. American doctors aren't too careful, they're milking your insurance and feeding the radiology dept.
Requesting an MRI for a headache, depending on its presentation clinically, is still a contentious issue even in developed countries.
>>57378505
So you are British, then? An arab expat?
>American doctors aren't too careful, they're milking your insurance and feeding the radiology dept.
The average person isn't out to scam you in the first world. They're just being careful.
>>57378451
Thanks nip-senpai.
What happened with you?
>>57378486
I can't believe I took life for granted.
If I knew I'd die now is have taken more chances in life. God damn it man
So this is how it ends...
>hello anon you have a tumor
>>57378423
you're going to love this, just love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X48RiKQmFQ
>>57378423
I feel you dude, I genuinely wish you all the best, maybe it is those sinuses the otehr anon speak about, maybe its a fucking migraine, its been known to be a fucking horrible and long term experience for some people.
Try not to get a stroke by worrying too much beforetime.
>>57378656
Breh I'm at the doctors office I can't watch it.
Transcribe it to me.
BTW I'm up next I think
>>57372923
I have had this since October of last year. I keep going for scans and blood tests that keep coming up negative.
I had a scan last week where they injected me with a dye and am waiting for the results.
They just keep prescribing me pain killers like Gabapentin.
>>57378697
AAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA
>>57378660
Man it feels serious.
There's no way this isn't some life changing shit
IVE NEVER EVEN HAD A GF
WHY ME?
>>57372923
Don't you guys have free medical care??? Just go to a doctor instead of shitposting
>>57378345
Don't worry about it, just be prepared to convey all your concerns rationally and calmly to your physician. There is nothing to be worried about at this stage and with that singular headache symptom (especially if it's innocuous in its presentation).
>>57378442
M8, nearly 10% of adult asthmatics could have an episode with aspirin. Drug interactions aren't laughing matters.
Are you a premed or nurse?
>>57378746
It's the worst
I wish I just broke my back or something. At least the symptoms and shit would be obvious
>>57378785
Maybe shitposting is all the medicine he needs?
>>57378612
there was nothing wrong with me. you will end up the same. dont worry about it that much.
>>57376439
So you're a fag? I hope you die then
>>57378830
Dude...
>Headache for 2-3 weeks, even longer but with slight break
>Top and front of head hurts
>Kinda feels like pressure in my head most of the time
>Eyes kind of hurt
>Can't think/remember/read very well
>No energy
>Hurts when lying down to sleep especially
>Kind of dizzy
THIS CANT BE GOOD. There's no fuxkimh way it's just a headache
>>57378603
I am a native Sudanese. Our exams are primarily British, and blurting out MRI as the first investigation in the evaluation of headache as the lone symptom would be a guaranteed 0 in the MRCP PACES exam.
French and British doctors have exemplary clinical technique but the Americans have a lower threshold for requesting impertinent and expensive investigations.
>>57378912
>giving this dead man walking false hope
It's easier to let him down easy now so it won't hit him as hard later.
>>57378912
stop giving the poor kid false hope Takeshi
He's just going to crash harder.
>>57378956
Do your gums/teeth hurt?
>>57378956
If it is something bad maybe it would be sort of liberating
>>57375720
doubt it desu, brain can't feel pain, and you'd be dead long time ago if you could feel pressure in your head
>>57379048
>brain can't feel pain
ahahahahah wooooow lad
>canadian education
>>57379048
the increased pressure is very painful
I went to the dentist today and now my mouth is numb and hurts
>>57372923
just smoke some weed nigger its good
>>57379048
meant to reply to OP but too lazy
>>57379048
>brain can't feel pain
BS, someone I know had a stroke and she said it was the worst pain she ever felt.
She later walked like half a year with half of her head missing (they removed the part of the scull to relieve the pressure or something) now she is perfectly fine, found a husband and even had a child.
Just go to a doc OP, good docs been known to pull people from the other side.
>>57379013
No
>>57379030
I-it doesn't feel very liberating
>>57378956
That's the classical orbitotemporofrontal headache of a possible headache syndrome, unilateral sinusitis or possibly something else.
In that case I would request imaging. But let your physician make an evaluation and come back within this thread or a new one.
>>57379194
>mfw people next to me have been waiting over 2 hours to see doctor
I'm not gonna make it
>>57379233
Is it terminal?
What are my chances of survival?
>>57379264
I bet you just have migraines. What kind of pain is it? Is it a pulsating pain from thinned blood vessels in your head?
>>57379264
start moaning , as if youre in pain, it'll get their attention
come on cannucklehead, Just Jew It!!
>>57379335
Fuck if I know
Feels kind of like that desu, it's kind of hard to describe. But yeah pulsating I guess
>>57379264
Stab them, make so it is them who are not gonna make it.
>inb4 saying anything about anything to a distressed patient could be the equivalent of handing them a gun.
>>57379322
>Is it terminal?
Dude, your life is terminal.
>>57379402
Dude if I have a fuckimg tumor I'm going FULL /BETA UPRISING/ mode
If I can't enjoy life neither should anyone reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>57379390
That happened to me at one point of my life, never came back again. The pain is mostly at your temples right?
>>57379459
thats the sailor's way!
>>57379462
Top of head and front
>>57379459
That's what I said about it being liberating
>>57379507
I take that's a temple [spoiler]depending on the shape of your head[/spoiler]
t-the doctor was Jewish. Fuck, I panicked and ran away, and now my head is throbbing even harder.
>>57379666
Nice try.
THIS ISNT ME DONT BELIEVE THIS SLANDEROUS IMPOSTER
>>57379666
>666
It means, your soul belongs to Satan and he will have it in his collection soon.
>>57379459
If it's a tumor youre going to be dying long and painfully.
the headaches will get worse, eventually up to a point so bad you'll be losing consciousness.
If they put you on chemo, youre in a world of misery either way.
>>57379322
It's impossible to make an accurate prognosis before a full clinical and lab/radiological evaluation.
You'll be fine based on the differential or probability alone. The physician will probably tell us what's up.
Not OP but I have something weird too. Sometimes when I eat large chunks of food, the food gets stuck in the lower half of my esophagus, and I have to wash it down with a drink or something. I suspect a tumor 2bh. What do you think?
>>57379666
Oy wey anon
>>57379666
>666
shit get out of there now!!!
DO IT!!
>>57379666
Jewish docs are the best, especially in Neuro. Ya blew it.
>>57379766
I do believe the underlying cause for this condition is that you've been gulping down maple syrup as if it was beer
>>57379812
Are you telling it to anon or satan inside him?
>>57379757
Pls don't play with my heart like that
>>57379758
But dude... It can't be anything mild based on those symptoms, can it?
>>57379666
Stop posting on 4chan you dipshit. There are fucking trolls everywhere on the internet. If you think your case is acute/an emergency walk into the nearest ER.
>>57379840
delet this. I want doctor sudan to answer
>>57379837
>>57379861
It's not me you fucking clowns
>mfw probably a chink mapleguzzlee hijacked my thread
>>57379758
Absolutelly serious question doc.
Been havin daily heartburns for the past 10 years.
I am talking some pills to kill it but you know.
What do you figure is inside my fucking throat, am I having a cancer after all those years or about to?
>>57379666
This is not the best time to succumb to your prejudices goyim. Be honest to yourself and take the rational course of action. 1. stop browsing 4chan
>>57379861
Ching Chong Ping Ponk Puddi Puddi Desu Ding Dong!!!!
>>57379965
Hey I understood that!
>tfw STILL WAITING IN LINE
IM THE ONLY ONE IN YHE WAITING ROOM WHST YHE FUCK REEEEEEE
>>57379927
>>57379965
Stop soliciting anon for medical advice. Go see a real doctor toilet cleaner
>>57379666
shall die
>>57379858
Those are very non-specific symptoms.
It can be anything from a simple headache to a mild infection to a migraine to low test. Brain tumour is the lowest on the list of probability.
If he opts for an MRI, he'll probably do it to be careful and eliminate that possibility.
Even before med school I experienced the exact same symptoms, went to many doctors, did my research, turned out it was - apnea from poor posture, and low test. Exercise eliminated it.
>>57380083
>Even before med school I experienced the exact same symptoms
Wtf, this happens to everyone.
>>57380083
I get that if it's mild tho
But it's pretty fucking severe
Like when I'm focusing on something the front of my head hurts
>>57380145
>Like when I'm focusing on something the front of my head hurts
Tell the doctor you need a lobotomy
>>57380196
Fuck you POOland
>>57379927
Like >>57380049 said, a doctor seeing you in person is always the best.
>Been havin daily heartburns for the past 10 years.
Do you have poor posture (have you spent those ten years lurched over the computer)? Do you have this concerning periodic chest pain that disappears and a physician said was nothing? Do you have recurring abdominal pain and did you undergo endoscopy?
>I am talking some pills to kill it but you know.
I hate symptomatic treatment of the problem. We should strive to fix it completely.
>What do you figure is inside my fucking throat,
Do you have this periodic sensation of a lump in the throat that won't go down with swallowing? Are you overweight and do you have a lot of fat around your belly? Do you cough frequently after a meal?
>am I having a cancer after all those years or about to
Highly unlikely, but an endoscopic evaluation for the long-term effects of acid reflux would be a good precautionary measure.
>>57380288
Sudan is pretty based desu
Why are Arabs so chill?
>>57380288
since when did you become a doctor
POOdan
>>57380329
I don't think Sudan is Arabs
Also Arabs are anything but chill. Your brain thing is fucking with you.
>>57380329
>1 cool guy/100 million
>arabs are chill
>>57380370
>>57380389
I smoked weed and played PlayStation with an Egyptian guy in his condo once
Was chill desu
>>57380049
Doctors here are not the best specialists desu senpai.
I obviously need to do that at some point but where I live they dont really give a shit about anything.
A good example would be.
>Be me
>Go to give a blood for a test
>For reason unknown got panic attack and almost fainted
>Doc put fucking syringe with an open needle on the fucking journal on a table (she was about to take blood) and told me to pull myself together
>Then she took same fucking syringe, no gloves (she said gloves are to protect her and not me anyway) took my fucking blood when I was half conscious and I went out.
>Sit 20 minutes outside wanting to vomit and with needles all over my body, limp and in cold sweat.
>only after this I realised that the needle my blood been taken with was lying on a fucking journal she take with her dirty hands and go around the hospitals writing shit in it.
The other doctor told me that pulling my teeth out will hurt no matter what because there is puss and even though I asked for different meds (The ones I got first didnt work very well) he said nothing can be done.
Every single shot was done with no gloves and all my concerns were ridiculed or pushed on "nerves"
I dont trust doctors here too much senpai.
>>57380288
Bad posture, overweight, no lump I think, sometimes weird and very strong chest pains, I though it feels like a heart attack would but they seem to go away when I change position
>>57380387
why does japan try to prevent good samaritans from helping other people
are you that evil japan?
>>57380342
What did you think I studied before becoming a NEET? Asstralia?
Solving medical problems if they're tough is fun.
But going to a proper ER/doctor is paramount. I wouldn't solicit medical advice anywhere on the internet (even those shady medical consult enterprises), let alone 4chan.
>>57380464
They are already liberated.
>>57380464
man theres a bunch of gaijin expats posters with the flag. /int/ doesnt have them so much so far but over 90% of jp posters on/ pol/ are just them. no wonder theyve moved into here
>>57380640
>everyone who makes Japan look bad is part of the gaijin conspiracy
lmoa
>>57380523
I'd visit you, Dr sudan-senpai.
>>57380464
We sided with the Nazis, yes we're fucking evil.
>>57380719
wtf I hate japan now
>>57380719
>nazis
>"evil"
He fell for a jew meme!
>>57380454
Classical heartburn case.
>Bad posture
You're placing a large amount of pressure on your stomach, especially if you take large bites (like I used to do), pushing the food upwards.
>overweight
The excessive abdominal fat also adds some impingement, and the mild insulin resistance and excess sugar will affect gastric motility
>sometimes weird and very strong chest pains
Thats how the esophagus responds when it contacts acid, it 'spasm's, producing pain that can mimic the hearts.
>no lump I think
some spasmodic contractions can happen for a few hours in the throat
>but they seem to go away when I change position
Sitting up relieves it.
Nothing but
>increased frequency and reduced portions of meals
>reduced carbs/saturated fats and healthier diet
>increased aerobic exercise and posture correction
>reduced dependency on Antacids/PPIs/H2-antagonists
>consultation of a gastroenterologists for follow up and an endoscopic review if it is required, an old x-ray could give us clues of a possible underlying condition (internal hernia).
>>57380698
Thank you familia, I like to equip patients with information BEFORE they see the doctor, because I know how dismissive or overworked we are and we can be complacent sometimes.
>inb4 but you're a fucking NEET, gobshite
>>57380690
then look into /pol/. im just telling the truth. seeing their english it sounds too good as japanese.
and i can see the difference because im japanese and know much about japanese english and their mistakes.
>>57380690
former gayjin expat spotted
Have you seen the sunlight thi winter? Maybe your vitamin D is extremely low and your body starts to break due to that
>>57380719
And dumb, you fucking went to war with murica and instead of bullets used your own pilots.
US:
Pew, pew, pew, BOOM
JP
Sai, Sho, ume, Uta, BONSAI!
>>57380886
>we
but you're a fucking NEET, gobshite
>>57380886
I'm in the doc's office rn.
Waiting for her to come in and fix my shit
I'll tell u how it goes
>>57376241
Draugr should not rock dreads
>>57380915
>and i can see the difference because im japanese and know much about japanese english and their mistakes.
God forbid they be intellectually gifted. We have some of the finest minds on /int/ and /pol/, it's no wonder that their English is impeccable.
>>57380886
Also, often I have heartburn even when I am hungry, cant go to sleep without a pill or risk getting woken up with a feeling in my throat I imagine is exactly how getting deepthroadfucked by thousand ducks is feels like.
Does it change anything?
>>57381112
Holy kek this was me
Worst heartburn ever but then it went away one day
>>57381112
h2 agonists and ppis create dependency and withdrawal symptoms.
>TFW feelin like an AIDS patient who knows he finna die
Smfhhhhh
>>57379766
pls give me a diagnosis sudanlad
>>57381149
10 years here.
I dont think is going away anytime soon.
>>57372923
Most head pain got little to do with your head. Probably muscular.
>>57380886
Oh yeah, taking smaller bites and prolonging chewing can help as well.
Gastro's and Dentists golden rule, "a minimum of 18 'chews' or bites'"
>>57380954
Yes I am. If only there was remote 'medical' assistance because I don't want to leave my house.
I am considering writing an android/iOS diagnostic assistance application, especially after Apple's Carekit was announced.
Enough bank to live the rest of my life as a programming NEET, maintaining the codebase.
>>57380978
I am here anon, even if you post a new thread.
Here's the email if you don't make it in time or want to contact me anytime later (even after months)
[email protected]
>>57381112
Heartburn when hungry? Could be completely insignificant, but doctors only dig deeper when you still have symptoms after several forms of acid-lowering therapy (PPIs/H2-RAs).
Waking up after night means you're sleeping on a flat surface. No fix for that besides raising the upper portion of the bed or adding 2-3 more pillows.
I'd see a gastroenterologist with some experience and time, most ER doctors are dismissive towards these case.
>>57379766
dont swallow so much dick, faggot
laying medical advice down like a champ
>>57381314
don't think dick goes down that deep tbqhwy polfam
>>57381274
Well, if u have esophagus cancer maybe we can email eaxhother and talk about our cancers from the cancer wing of the hospital
>>57381304
>That long ass email
Ok I'll hit u up.
I need people to talk to on my deathbed anyways.
>>57381275
A sign of a true cuck.
What she says:
>Honey not today my head hurts
What she means:
That muscular dude sure did a number on my cuchicoo
>Cant show him this smoking crater of a smashed cherry muffin covered in hot glue.
>>57381419
I kekked hard audibly lmao
>>57381304
>ta3miyyasandwich
nice email perv
>>57379766
Sorry, had to move from mobile to PC/install 4chanX, etc.
A tumour would develop far faster with lot's of weight loss, and that suggests some [benign] obstruction in the lower esophagus, functional or mechanical.
Could be anything from a benign stricture to the heartburn to achalasia to benign stricture to a simple oesophageal problem.
None are serious. Go to the ER and talk to them, a simple chest X-ray or a Barium swallow would give us LOTS OF INFORMATION.
If you could visit a proper gastroenterologist it would save you lot's of time.
>>57381503
ta3miyya is the other Arabic word for flaffel. I thought of making a custom stock Android alternative in Arabic for ICS, lel.
>>57381408
We're in this together, but I don't think you should be alarmed, bro.
>>57381607
I'll email when I'm home desu
[email protected]
>>57381408
Russian, I wish I had a deathbed, at least I still have heroin.
Polfag, cant deathbed right now, all those toilets need cleaning or master will fire me and living in poland is worse than death
Indiafag, >designated deathstreet
Canuck, I need people to talk to on my deathbed anyways.
Man, every country is different approach to dying.
>>57381607
will do, thanks m8. I'll update you when I get around to it
>>57381921
Kek
Anyway email me... Or dont
Please....I have no friends
>>57381915
Wait a minute, Are you trying to trick me?
>>57381985
I love studying variations in simple cases. I'll even perform an independent assessment of all the lab investigations if you ever want to. The email is genuine.
OP it's going to be okay man.
Come to America, we have the best doctors in the world.
Just run into the emergency room yelling until you pass out. You'll wake up feeling 100% better.
Don't bring any ID or money otherwise they'll try to bill you 6 trillion dollars. Just pretend to be sick and then run out of the hospital and back to Canada. This is what I do any time I get sick.
>>57382109
Neither do I but I literally cant imagine mail as being anything but awkward.
Anyway fellow moose, dont make my mistake and spend next 10 years as a neet hiki, trust me, you will regret it.
>>57382201
No it's my email
>>57382220
I'd do this unironically if I was any closer to the border.
>>57382109
>2016
>needing "friends"
>>57382266
It's not awkward at all.
I talk to people and it's awesome online because I can say embarrassing shit and they think I'm trolling or being ironic when I'm 100% serious
>you will never get to diagnose rare eponymous syndromes in western specialist centres
Such is life in the fifth world
>>57382277
Roighty m8
>>57382374
Come 2 Canada we waiting u
>>57373400
brain tumors dont hurt
t. almost a doctor
also maybe it's a case of Cluster headache or migraine , stay away form the fucking computer for some days
>>57382363
>I talk to people and it's awesome online because I can say embarrassing shit and they think I'm trolling or being ironic when I'm 100% serious
Do that on 4chan, if I would told my life story to anyone outside the 4chan I would get locked away in a room without doorknobs and only one window trough the roof leading back to the same room.
>>57382517
>Mexican doctors
Is this a continuation of the Mexican intellectuals meme?
>>57382534
Same but I like 1 on 1 chats.
It's nice sometimes to talk my heart out with people just as subhuman as me :^)
>>57382623
Me asking for advice.
>>>/adv/16994909
get back to me when you end reading then we can argue who reached new depths of subhumanity.
>>57382512
I nearly have the British specialty in the bag, next up is the American licensing examination and hopefully a residency in a place like Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Just kidding, I wouldn't probably immigrate unless for training and to come back and make sure my successors don't need to immigrate for training.
>>57382623
He's spot on in his suspicion with the available information.
>>57382623
i'm trying to help you faggot but ok
>>57382797
Prescribe me Pharma Test bro
Link me up with those pharma roids
>>57382623
>Is this a continuation of the Mexican intellectuals meme?
wew
>>57382721
Whatever happened I'm sure it was equal or better than my life
>>57382929
Nope, I am pretty sure your life was better.
For starters you are only 20 when I suffered for 12 years longer.
Check mate moosediddler.
>>57376190
It would be extremely painful
I'm back senpaitachi
Doctor said it seems not severe but told me to get CT scan just 2 make sure and we'll discuss results
>inb4 undiagnosed tumor and my worst nightmare happens
We beta uprising
>>57384573
Good to know anon. That's the standard precautionary CT. By the looks of it, things will be fine mi familia.
Did he ask any specific questions you considered unusual?
>>57384573
Keep us posted
