I never went to sleep.

I'm not dead

Hay que crear un hilo español.

>>57364388
No serví en el ejercito, tío, estoy bajo de peso.

inertia

>>57364323
i thought you died. hello :D

so many spaniards lately, go back to forocoches

>tfw thought working out was going to improve my love "life"
>work out for a year and half
>now i can lift a lot
>still don't have any pussy

>>57364848
>wake up
>realize that I woke up instead of sleeping for the rest of eternity

What do you think happens after death?

Killing myself doesnt feel quite right yet

>>57364957
Eternal tea and biscuits that can be infinity dunked.

>>57364957
Hopefully nothing

my loving gf is keeping alive
if not for that I would be your average lazy neet-leech

>>57365077
BRO you are an arab muslim!