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すべてアメリカのために
アメリカsux
>>57358140
otu
First for Barack Obama
LITTLE
JAP
ECONOMY
すまん
貧乳派だった俺が巨乳派に
もう破門状を待つしかない
>>57358186
America's the best at everything. Even sucking.
What is the different between janitor and administrator?
We call both of them 管理人 in Japanese
>>57357619
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>57358321
That's extremely cool
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜おっぱい!おっぱい!
>>57358341
A janitor cleans up people's mess
He's basically a toilet cleaner
and he does it for FREE
do japanese believe they're superior?
>>57358341
Janitors can delete posts and submit ban requests.
There's only one administrator, Hiroyuki
And moderators can do pretty much anything the administrator can do, it seems. They can ban people, change the layout of the site to cause trouble, etc.
>>57358368
>( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜おっぱい!おっぱい!
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜おっぱい!おっぱい!
>>57358341
IRLのjanitor = 清掃員・用務員
administrator = 運営者
>>57358381
>>57358386
Okay, I get it.
They are the people called as 削除人 in Japanese
Thank you!
>>57358368
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜おっぱい!おっぱい!
>>57358383
>they're superior?
Anything to say about what?
>>57358461
He is only a cocksucker
Just ignore him
でっけーの落としたと思って便器を覗いてみたら小さかったw
>>57358517
alright
>>57358603
post the pic
>>57358603
aruaru
>>57358623
I don't have one :(
He's gone bro
>>57358642
Don't make me laugh I'm on the train now
stop making this 糞スレ, lads
>>57358704
Took me a sec.
>>57358517
fuck you uppity english teacher
>>57358704
No problem, 糞 was flushed out now
>>57357172
bluffのニュアンスがあるかどうかは、英語でも日本語でも、場面のよるだけなんじゃないかと思う
ところで、「なんか」と「なんて」の意味は同じだろうか
あと、「なんぞ」というのも読んだ事があるけど、これも同じ意味なのかな
>とりあえず、日豪米の三角同盟は必要。さもないと、豪州春は中国の属領。
50年後はアメリカになんぞ依存しない大豪帝國があるといいなと思いながらも、今は自尊心を抑えなければならないね
did japanese watch batman vs superman?
曲を作ってる、名前は「物の哀れ」です
ピアノのアルペジオはちょっと変なで、これはまたWIP/仕掛品だよ
https://clyp.it/ql2oq43e
>>57358140
おちゅかれでちゅ
お(^3^)/
>>57358319
前期は彼女だな
今季のBest titisは?
I just wake up.
おはようございます
Okay, I'm cumming.
昼ニ飲ムビイルハ普通ゟモオヰシヒト想ヒマス。
その目だれの目?
>>57358869
ohayo-
you really woke up early
>>57358799
Did anyone watch that?
>>57358895
>オヰシヒト
not オヰシヒ but オイシイ even in 歴史的仮名遣い
>>57358799
Nope, Christopher Nolan's batman series is the best batman film.
>>57358913
An incubus has awakened me. It happens frequently to me.
>>57358796
>ところで、「なんか」と「なんて」の意味は同じだろうかあと、「なんぞ」というのも読んだ事があるけど、これも同じ意味なのかな
例文ちょうだい
>>57358900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyfALJtVNlI
たこ焼きで
「この具のアレンジは超絶にイケる!」
ての教えろください。
>>57358971
ソノ他ニモ誤リガ有ルノカ
深ク考エズニ勝手ニ書イタノデ、ルウルガ有レバ是非トモ教エテ頂キタヒト思フ
>>57358603?
Your nuts?
Why/how did you drop those?
>>57359151
元々どこで読んだかは覚えていないが、例文としては以下の文で良かろう
>私なんぞの要らない差出口は御迷惑でしょうから、もう何にも申しますまい。
>>57359264
タコを入れないなら、ウズラの卵。あとクリームチーズも美味い。
Looking for pictures of Japanese cats.
Any submission will be appreciated.
What is this place supposed to be?
>>57359732
grapefruit temple
>>57359732
It's a nice shrine. There are also some rather pleasant gardens, as well as interesting statues and the like. There's a museum there, too.
>>57359732
for peace and freedom
today's word is: おたんこなす
>>57359655
go to google or yahoo
type (or copy and paste) "ねこ"
hit enter key
削除人……聞きたくない言葉だわ
>>57360114
削除事故
Can いったい mean something similar to "What the fuck"?
>>57359418
>頂キタヒ
頂キタイ
You should learn 音便
頂きたし→頂きたい
>>57360146
いぇす
but you need to put in feeling
男なら戰ふ時が來る
あらあら、うふふ。
>>57360146
Yeah. Use it with the appropriate interrogative word to get the desired meaning:
>いったい何...
What the fuck...?
>いったい誰...
Who the fuck...?
>いったいどこ...
Where the fuck...?
etc.
>>57360177
Will do; cheers for the advice.
>>57360146
Why so vulgar?
What on Earth is wrong with "what on Earth?"
>>57360334
いったい地球に何…?!!
>>57360203
>>57360334
>>57360294
ありがとう!
Holy shit! I'm getting horny even though I'm a modest and shy girl, goddamnit!
>>57360390
i would legally stick my penis inside if you know what i mean
>>57360144
accident?
>>57360538
>>57360390
You can also say, "What in God's/Christ's name _?" or "What in the name of God/Christ _? or "What the devil _?" or "What the dickens _?" or any number of other things, too.
>>57360628
sry idk what you saying lol
>>57360708
What are some good art museums in Tokyo?
Might be a bit contradictory but I would really like to visit a museum with a lot of European fine art
I also would love to visit some sort of museum exhibiting sculptures
Iirc there is a good one in Roppongi is there not?
>>57360701
No one says that shit nerd
Everyone says "what the fuck"
>>57360755
>Might be a bit contradictory but I would really like to visit a museum with a lot of European fine art
I don't see why that is
I remember visiting a good International art Museum when I was in Japan but it was probably temporary.
>>57360755
http://www.ueno-mori.org/
>>57360805
>Kiwi education
>>57360755
Not sure how well these satisfy your conditions (or if they're so obvious that you don't need to be told about them) but:
http://www.momat.go.jp/english/
http://www.tobikan.jp/en/index.html
http://www.mot-art-museum.jp/eng/
http://www.mingeikan.or.jp/english/
ん?
>>57360753
yep, me too…
we should learn to esperanto
六本木って美術系のものあったっけ?上野の国立ならそこそこ行くけどあそこは日本の国宝メインだからなぁ…
迎賓館とかどうよ?
>>57360824
ありがとう
>>57360934
I will check those out, thanks
Really would love to look at some plain good old sculpting which is not contemporary art
>>57360985
>esperanto
>>57360942
お願いします、許してください
何でもするから
>>57359777
Is it open for the public again? I've heard they closed off most of it because of you know who.
Anime rules.
>>57361129
>>57361129
Stop remembering such dirty memes
imagine Japanese who study English is remembering only 4chan memes
>>57361164
>imagine Japanese who study English is remembering only 4chan memes
ビビるわぁ!
>>57361139
Last time I visited was over a year ago, and the museums and much of the gardens were inaccessible due to work being done. There's nothing about closure on the website but who knows?
>>57358796
>>57359151
まず、
「何か(なんか)」は、代名詞「なに」に副助詞「か」が音便化したものでsometing likeと訳をつけたがWeblioにもアルクにもない訳をつけるなら、
such kind of ~の類いということ。
意味は列挙して
「このパンティなんかどうです。」
相手に軽蔑の意味を込めて
「パンティなんか穿かないわ。」
何故(なせ)と同様に文頭でwhyのように
「なんかいやらしいit's lewd.」
次に
「なんで」は「なに+にて」の音便
だからwhat kind of reasonが原義でwhyと同じ意味になるが。
主として反語表現に使う。
「なんで、パンティ穿かなきゃいれないの?」
最後に
「なんぞ」は「なに+ぞ」の音便
「ぞ」は上代から使われる助詞で、漢文の読み下しにも使う。
特に「ぞ」+連体形の係り結びは、古典文法の必須だ。
「なんぞ」は、現代語では、強い反語表現で使うのが主流。
「なんぞ、 パンティに恨みでもあるのかい。」
「いやよ、パンツなんぞ穿いてはたまらないわ!」
「まあ、白いのなんぞ飲んで落ち着いて。」
文脈の中でしか、違いはわからないよ。
例文はパンツ屋での出来事ね。
遅レス、スマソ。仕事の合間にしか見られないのよ
>>57361129
野球やろうか
>>57361194
日本最高!の反応翻訳ブログからもだな
ここ以外でmeme使ってる人見るとewwwwwですよ
>>57359574
その場合は「なんか」と同じ意味
such person like me
>>57361290
>ewwwww
女子ですか
>>57361209
typo
なんで、パンティ穿かなきゃいけないの?
>>57361417
何かの拍子にうっかりちんちんが入っちゃったら大変だから保護してるんだよ
>>57361548
banだな
>>57361548
よつばとってまだ続いてんの?
淫魔の乱舞がなんだって?
Both anime and anime fans are not gross.
>>57361846
こ、これが日本人の建前なのか!?
>>57361771
序ノ口先生!って呼ばれたらどんな反応すんだろ
why do gaijins like yotubato so much
>>57361907
It's funny, it's easy to read, and Yotsuba was used as a mascot for this site.
>>57361907
4chan site mascot
>>57361948
>Yotsuba
Who?
>>57361907
pretty much this >>57361948
her expressions are priceless
いつか、知性のある人工生命が発明されると思う?
だとしたら、その生命体に「人間のように意識やクオリアがあるよ」と言われたら、信じる?
>>57361948
>>57361950
>>57361999
then teach me something like Yotubato in English
I would use it for learning English in the same way you study Japanese with Youtubato
>>57362037
yotsubato translated into english
>>57362037
Cory in The House
>>57362037
You could read English graphic novels like The Watchmen.
>>57362037
Generally, with English media, if it's cute and easy to read, then it's only for little children. I can't think of anything equivalent to Yotsubato! in English. I suppose some newspaper comics would be the closest thing, but they're usually not funny or interesting.
The only real study benefit I got would be practice reading generally, and some basic vocabulary. I don't read primarily for study but just for fun.
>>57362037
this, maybe.
電車の向かいに座ってる白人のねーちゃんのTシャツに「さむくない」ってすげーダサい書体で書いてあって気になる
>>57362254
アメリカの場合、そういう時は「ナイスTシャツ」って言ってあげるのが礼儀だよ。
>>57362254
写真はよ
>>57362254
彼女の思うつぼだ。気づかれるためにわざと妙なデザインを選んだに違いない
>>57362014
まず、sex用のandroidが欲しいね。
>>57362254
いや、まず俺が暖めてやると言ってみよう。
>>57361548
I think this is a good use for the flag.
>>57362254
これ?
>>57362405
>まず、sex用のandroidが欲しいね。
時間の問題だ
>>57362449
ダッサッww
I saw this today also
>this is the average Chinese male in Auckland
新年度なのに無職
>>57362483
Here is the more Australian internet friendly version
>>57362533
Good for him! He's secure enough to enjoy what he likes in public sight. It takes a lot of maturity to do that.
>>57362516
Are there anime/hentai/doujin/JAV that are wonderful enough to change your life?
If there are, what are they?
>>57362533
Is that Akarin?
>>57362449
いや、黒地に白い文字だった
下も黒いやつ履いてたから真っ黒な服装でさむくないだけが煌煌として見えた
>>57362583
I enjoy masturbating
Should I step it up like he has?
>>57362624
It's actually the older sister
>>57362622
This is for everyone.
>>57362634
Please do not masturbate in public, that's not sugoi.
>>57362743
tell me sugoi masturbation
>>57362634
Wait is he masturbating? I missed that
If he isn't, I don't think watching cartoons on the bus makes someone a degenerate
Jerking off on the bus probably does though
>>57362758
At home, alone, with the curtains drawn and to cute, legal-age girls cuddling each other via anonymous browsing.
>>57362634
When I was in high school a girl told me about a kid in a wheelchair who would watch porn in class. Nobody would tell him anything because he was in a wheelchair.
>>57362785
He was jerking off in his mind
>>57362818
OH. GROSS
>>57362854
I stick my dick in a jar of mayonnaise before I jerk off.
>>57362803
>Nobody would tell him anything because he was in a wheelchair.
Also here is a picture of a cat and mouse I saw.
The cat broke the mouse's back legs and was watching it try to crawl away on two legs.
>>57362881
That's not gross that's just delicious
>>57362789
that is a normal masturbation, not sugoi
>>57362881
>stick my dick in a jar of mayonnaise before I jerk off.
You don't feel massive emptiness after you cummed?
>>57362982
No, I save the jar of mayonnaise for later use.
P.S I was just trying to gross >>57362854 out
>>57363029
If you thought covering a dick in some sauce or dressing would gross me out, you don't know me at all. I've sucked at least 3 different types of sauce off of penises in my life.
>>57362886
yes, the sad thing is he would probably never experience sex.
ｶｻｶｻｶｻｯ
>>57362980
I suppose you could also try hanging a rope around your neck and choking yourself while you fap too.
>>57363066
>I've sucked at least 3 different types of sauce off of penises in my life.
>>57363103
Peach flavored syrup, chocolate sauce, and strawberry sundae topping.
It makes them tasty
>>57363128
but would you go as far as doing mayonnaise?
>>57363086
ccccccc-cockroachhhh
>>57363086
COCKROACH!!!!!
>>57363066
>oral sex
If you ever have children, will you kiss them with that mouth?
>>57363066
>I've sucked at least 3 different types of sauce off of penises in my life.
That's kinda gay, dude.
>>57363179
I would rather my parents do weird sex things than fight all the time.
>>57363179
You should ask your mother
>>57363155
If I didn't have anything sweet, then maybe
![3287D19F00000578-0-image-a-95_1458857226801[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A9Eq05n.jpg "3287D19F00000578-0-image-a-95_1458857226801[1].jpg")
>>57363071
Disability is a pussy magnet doe
>>57363066
i guess this was the wrong time to temporarily disable my filter
よつばちゃん、公開おなぬー
>>57362916
eww
自分のチンチンも舐めたくない
俺にはgayの気持ちが分からない
>>57363208
How about neither?
>>57363215
>You should ask your mother
Who says I haven't?
>>57363235
Why do you always want me to know when you've seen my posts?
Turn it back on then lol
How is your spring?
桜が綺麗な清水寺
周りから中国語ばっかり聞こえて、日本語が聞こえねぇ…
中国人多すぎ
>>57363227
that guy looks more alpha than the average Japanese though.
>>57363240
>自分のチンチンも舐めたくない
おい、自己フェラやろうとしたことのない男なんて誰もいないぞ。
>>57363071
no, the true sad thing is, i've never had sex by this age even though i'm not disabled.
>>57363227
Being rich and famous is a pussy magnet*
Although I suppose he can't escape, which some people might find kinda hot.
>tfw sandnigger
>tfw will never be nihonjin
Why fucking live??
>>57363314
You will meet someone, just keep looking. Never stop and always keep an open heart. You will never know when or where you will meet someone so be ready.
>>57363103
それより三種のチンチンの解説が欲しいね。
>>57363086
Are you a roach?
>>57363128
Russian PORNOで、そんなの見たけど
>>57363301
そうか?
俺、中房の時から彼女いたし。
I got the great word "pussy magnet" ITT
may I use this from now?
>>57363404
You have my permission
>>57363400
>sweden
>not white
the memes are true
>>57363404
It's all yours, chap
>>57362622
not really change my life, but
>doujin
i listen to 桃色CODE every night when i can't sleep. more specifically this one (headphones/earphones required):
https://youtu.be/pVwuMDNdLWQ
>>57363357
>I suppose he can't escape
he can
>>57363404
Yes, but you may want to refrain from using it in polite society.
Hello Nihon(´・ω・`)
I am very sad today. Can u cheer me up?
(´・ω・`)
>>57363442
Asimo can jump though.
>>57363514
why sad, bro
>>57363442
NIMBLE
>>57363514
>>57363514
>>57363514
>>57363514
>>57363514
>>57363514
Depression? OK. I prescribe you two episodes of Kill Me Baby per day. Come back a week later and then let's talk about it.
>>57363514
>>57363514
>>57363514
何故ラーメンを食べないのか
>>57363514
>>57363514
>>57363755
That's pretty cool desu. It's trying to show the person what it wants. It's brilliant
ヌクモリティ溢れるスレ
Animal thread?
>>57363782
Cute animals only please.
>>57363514
hello America!!
>>57363514
I'm sad that I woke up this morning
>>57363872
>>57363872
So am I, I dreamed that I won the lottery and four luxury cars just to wake up to poor student life in my tiny apartment.
>>57363918
t-thanks kiwi bro
>>57363944
That's rough, I'm in the same situation.
>>57363944
I dreamt that I was in a cinema, and the guy in front of me pulled out tripe-flavoured dog food and started eating it out of a can. Then I left the cinema, but none of my friends would follow me, so I went to the basement of a cathedral.
>>57363514
My cat will cheer you up
>>57364018
your hands look very caucasian
>>57364018
こら!
猫の秘孔を突くな!
>>57364018
David-kun?
>>57364027
I'm Japanese desuyo
>>57363750
this angle is suck :(
>>57363725
After he finishes all the episodes he realizes that there will never be an S2, and gets into a worse depression.
>>57364181
そうですね
うんこラーメンに見える
なんでアメリカ人てやたらFUCKをいいたがるん?
読みにくくて仕方がない。
>>57363782
Animal thread
fuckを言わないアメリカ人って日本で言うネタのない寿司みたいなもんだな
>>57364386
Could I have sauce please
>>57364454
しかし、その酢飯が大事
how do I become Japanese
>>57364474
You can't. Westerners watching anime is cultural appropriation and you know it's wrong.
>>57364454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0dTG1_x-K8
>>57364517
I'm not a westerner I'm a Japanese stuck in kiwi land
>>57364522
その動画を待っていた。
>>57364493
at first you never ever see japanese anime.
>>57364608
why
>>57364565
Okay, I believe you.
>>>/a/139557027
>tfw no qt Ai Shinozaki gf
>>57364493
first, you have to search new fetish or grow up to new masterbate
you can do it
>>57364681
Thank you but it doesn't look that interesting I'll pass
>>57364707
these are my fetishes (only 2D and sometimes JAV, 3DPD)
underwater, breast expansion, time stop, futanari on female, futanari on male, straight shota, leggings, power stances, and femdom
I'm pretty vanilla
>>57364780
>breast expansion
>futanari on male
>femdom
Gross
>>57364827
stay pleb
>>57364734
Can you answer this? No hints will be given.
吾輩は猫である。諸君は今日もお元気ですか?
>>57364944
吾輩はニートである。今日もお元気です。
>>57364944
吾輩はタチである
>>57364780
omg nice fetism lol
but are you american? wheres the zoofilia? i heard many american thinking about ponies ass
>>57364933
I think even gaijin can answer this
The answer is バナナ
>>57364983
ようやくニート同士が見つかった。貴方はもお母さんと一緒に住んでいる?
>>57365165
はい。両親と祖父母もいます。
ひきこもりではないので、よく遊びに出かけています。
お好み焼きを下手に作った
うまかった
>>57364933
パスモ
というか「りんゴー」にすればよかったのにな
>>57365470
引きこもりじゃないならニート抜け出すのも割りと簡単そう
おやすみ
>>57365470
狭苦しくない?いいね、あたしも。お散歩とか、ゴミを捨てていくとか、お店によく出かける。
>>57365735
良い夢を。
>>57365611
マヨネーズはかけた?
Did I do good, /int/?
This is a script designed to generate random japanese sentences, and it's set to run in my .bashrc file 5 times everytime I open up a new terminal window. I'll slowly add to it as I learn more words and verbs.
https://u.pomf.is/ndfgsb.py
>>57366000
普通はかけるじゃん
>>57365735
寝るの早くない?
