dreaming edition
>>57353630
is she like *too* pure, lads?
Maisie
Had a dream about Lucy last night
>>57353654
She's a whoore
Nothing else
cat has been vomiting for 2 days now and looks very depressed
quite worried
lads
>>57353630
helo rato
BUANE!
>>57353705
Nah it's 2cb, 5x 20mg capsules and 100mg powder in a baggy
Obvs wouldn't do it all in one go, probably just do 20mg
>not in work till 5 oclock tomorrow
People keep telling me to watch archer, currently onto season 2 and still not finding it funny. Does it get better or is it just shit?
>>57353837
Its one of "Reddit: the tv show"s, along with rick and morty, adventure time and probably others
>People keep telling me to watch archer, currently onto season 2 and still not finding it funny. Does it get better or is it just shit?
>>57353837
Reddit show
>>57353837
If you don't find it funny then you're too retarded to get it
>>57353837
>Does it get better
No
If my cat dies, I will kill myself
maisie
karen
hannah
>>57353658
>>57353658
She's not though. I've been out with other girls I could have got with but all I think about is her
>>57353837
it does grow on you but it gets full reddit tier around season 4
>>57353837
idk, ive seen like 8-9 episodes. i didnt hate it but didnt like it, some episodes were "almost funny," but i dropped it.
>>57353864
>not liking rick and morty
>>57353735
Reminder that in 2013 Farage said we should have taken more Syrian refugees
wew lads
Thoughts?
>>57353895
dont, your cat would like you to live on
if she gets any worse take her to a cat doctor
Thinking of starting my own small little contractor/reno company doing simple shit like drywall, framing and demo at first. Could easily get all the tools i really need for under a grand and my father is a plumber and so is my brother. Dad has some tools laying around he doesn't use that i could borrow. Couple drills, drywall knifes etc.
Seeing as i am pretty unskilled at the trades though, only experience is being a labourer for a contractor for about 4-5 months. Learned quite a bit though. Might just get some pre-owned tools and go work for a guy doing simple framing for a bit i guess.
>>57353968
fatty boom boom haha
>>57353974
vets are expensive as fuck
>>57353837
Seasons 1-3 are the peak. If you don't like it now you'll hate it later.
What do you hate anyway? I mean, the real humour comes from the subtle jokes and lines that you need to pay attention to. The action and sex and such just come with the territory of a cheesy spy story.
What's all this panama papers shit then lads
one of the worst parts of drugs is that whenever i think about them i get hyped up as fuck which i don't particularly want at this hour
>>57353999
could always pay some free spirited hippie g irl with a small bag of weed to have a look at the cat, hippies are cat experts
>rick and morty is shit
>>57353968
they should unironically put photos of what obesity does to your organs on bottles of coke and bags of chips like they do for cigarettes. bullying is used to describe any sort of criticism these days.
>The UK government has no plans to accept Syrian refugees, saying it is better to offer financial help.
>There is a responsibility on all of us in the free West to try and help some of those people fleeing Syria, literally in fear of their lives
>Mr Farage said: "I think refugees are a very different thing to economic migration and I think this country should honour the 1951 declaration on refugee status that was agreed.
>"It was agreed with the UN and even through the European Court, which sadly has changed its role.
>"But the original ideas of defining what a refugee is were good ones and I think, actually, there is a responsibility on all of us in the free West to try and help some of those people fleeing Syria, literally in fear of their lives."
>He said it was time for "a proper debate" about "the difference between a refugee - who fears for his or her life - or somebody moving simply for economic benefit".
>While Mr Farage did not put a figure on the estimated nine million Syrians displaced by war who should be allowed into the UK, Labour wants to accept 400 to 500.
kek hes changed his tune since then
That zinger stacker burger is ruining my arsehole on the way out
Fucking hell
Never again
>Reddit: the TV show
What does this mean?
>>57354038
Dunno lol x
Just writing a Rick and morty script
Rick :Fart bacon. Burp
Morty : kittens ninjas Fart burp
Rick : 90s references
Morty : burp reddit
lads i have to find a way of moving to madrid. if you hear anything let me know
>>57354085
the colours are really nice though
>>57354089
Go to uni there
>>57354085
kek
>>57354079
Thanks
>>57353950
To be honest I see nothing wrong with taking in genuine refugees. Most of them are normal middle-class people with some education. They are usually genuinely grateful and once settled in they make good citizens.
The trouble is separating them from the hordes of gutter migrants who are generally uneducated smelly plebs who bring nothing but crime and rape and undermine local jobs
>>57354059
>400 to 500
oh my sweet summer children, how could it all go so wrong
>>57354038
leaked documents about offshore accounts that lots of very rich, famous, and powerful people have
people like messi, putin, the argentine president, etc. have been implicated
>>57354004
I get the jokes, I just don't find them funny, it just seems to be the same couple of jokes flogged to death until they are a greasy smear on the pavement
>>57353837
It's meh not really haha funny.
>>57353864
Rick and morty is pretty good
Post fat dogs
>>57354118
i feel the same way
only issue is that since trudeau has pledged to take in a tonne of refugees, he can do whatever the fuck he likes and still be popular
>>57354089
get a rich gf in madrid and she'll sort it out
>>57354131
Didnt we all already know rich people avoided tax with offshore shit?
there was literally a few planet money episodes about it recently
and messi has been done for tax avoidance in the past
>>57354141
sleep tight harry
>>57354118
this tbqh
>>57354089
Can't you just go over there because we're in the EU (at the moment)
>>57354141
Eh, different strokes I guess. What do you think of Arrested Development, since that's another popular show and Archer is openly influenced by it?
>>57354171
Have a (you) for remembering his name
>>57354118
t. Schlomo Shekelberg
>>57354118
Yeah but their kids can easily to end up growing disassociated with your country's culture as their seen as an outsider
>>57354118
How exactly do you define a refugee?
The Taliban still occupy parts of northern pakistan and there are 200 million+ people there
Turkey has taken in like 3 million refugees, should we do similar?
I also seriously doubt most people in the middle east effected by war would be "middle class" by western standards
>>57354105
too late already did uni
>>57354162
muh dream ;_;
>>57354183
need like a job and stuff
>>57354059
I think we should accept around 100,000 religious minorities from refugee camps in Lebanon and Turkey desu. They're totally fucked in any end-game syria that isn't securely Assad's, and that really doesn't seem likely
>>57354246
Go over there and find a job then
Start with bar work or something
>>57354269
>Start with bar work
is this a meme?
>>57354246
Go do masters
>>57354089
You can move freely within the EU, so your best bet would be to find a house/apartment and just move there?
>>57354198
I watched and enjoyed the first couple of seasons but then forgot about it, it worth picking back up?
>>57354059
>Liberals don't realise the problem is the west not backing the rebels when they were on the verge of winning, then not instituting a no-fly zone over Syria and then letting Russia bomb the fuck out of said rebels and then getting mislead by ISIS and then making a fuss when the west finally decides to sort it out, making ill informed if not borderline racist comparisons to the Iraq war
>>57354246
Spain is the last place to be looking for a job, for a jobs sake
lads i got pissed up every night for like 3 months straight and now i've felt weird for like 3 days in a row even when i'm fully sober. have i fucked my body up?
>>57354253
Fuck that.
The gulf states need pressure from the west to accept some
>>57354294
>isis
>russian intervention
>2013
>nigel farage
>liberal
>>57354292
Season 3 is still good but avoid the 4th that was made after the show got cancelled. People say it was taken before its time but I think the timing was basically perfect. You can see them running out of steam by season 3.
watching mandramamania for the bants
>>57354314
>implying the gulf states aren't human scum
>implying middle-eastern religious minorities aren't normally chill as fuck
Who gives a fuck what the gulf states are doing?
>>57354246
>trying to find a job in spain as a graduate
currently one of the worst countries in the world for graduate employment
>tfw no anglo saxon britbong gf
hold me lads.
>tfw no anglo-chinese gf
hold me lads
Wish I had a girlfriend lads
thoughts on this total immigrant population list?
>>57354438
horrifying
>>57354461
everyone in america is an immigrant :^)
>>57354438
i fucking despise east asians. they're literally just ugly clones of each other
Very disappointed in tonight's beer trial
This is the WORST excuse for a beer I've ever tasted. I'd rather be drinking malt liquor. I'd almost rather just not be drinking. For all of it's overdone lime scent it has almost no flavor of any kind, let alone beer. It's just water with lime scent and a slight plastic taste, with some alcohol.
rise up white man
if my cat dies then I will actually fucking kill myself
>See Paul Mason touting all this 'post-capitalism' bollocks
>Assume he's actually got an economics background since he's trying to become a talking head on the subject and he's C4 News' Economics correspondent
>turns out he's a hard lefty with a music degree who's never studied econ in his life
>His book was panned as vague nonsense
>He's still constantly on the telly as if he know what he's talking about
Ahh yes, very impressive...
>>57354493
Don't buy faggot beer.
>>57354508
you mean when, how old is s/he now?
>>57354508
pictures of cat :3
>>57354461
The international Jewry will be recognised as it's entire demonic threat.
>>57354493
Well that's what you get for trusting a random american microbrew.
80% of them are shit.
Thinking about going into a trade m8s, what your guys opinions. My dad and my brother are both plumbers worked with them as a labourer for a bit. Don't really like the plumbing side of things, like carpentry better but apparently it's the lowest paying.
>>57354493
I got a 6er of that for my dad for his birthday
There's still one left and its been almost 2 years
>>57354304
you probably built up a moderate physical addiction to alcohol, its surprisingly easy to do this
are you a bit paranoid, on edge, generally feeling off, maybe having lots of strange dreams, getting headaches, hearing weird sounds?
>>57354537
she's ill
>>57354542
*Jerry
>>57354554
>There's still one left and its been almost 2 years
kek
>>57354547
>80% of them are shit.
So which are the best since you've imported and sampled them all lad?
>>57354523
I wanted to try something new tonight and I regret it.
>>57354547
I disagree. Most of them (that I've tried at least) have at least a couple decent options. A lot of them have GOOD options. This one is just complete shit, do not buy.
>>57354554
Yea I don't doubt it. I bought 2 25oz cans and I'm 1/3rd of the way through one debating going back to the store for something different.
Honestly don't understand how people actually become so hard left, it just seems so fucking insane, I mean it's not rational at all
>>57354559
im feeling very off but no headaches. im not hearing sounds that aren't there, but i am super sensitive to loud sounds. bright light really hurts my eyes too.
had an argument with my mate over communism again
>>57354522
>tfw you realise george osborne has a history degree
>>57354548
from the info you've shared, it just makes sense. couldn't hurt to try it out for awhile.
>>57354610
He was into tequila at the time so I figured it might make a good gift or at least a funny joke if it came out shit
If you go back what's on the list?
wish when you click the little arrow and theres a report post and hide post option that there was also a fedora post button
>>57354623
Sounds like a migraine.
>wish when you click the little arrow and theres a report post and hide post option that there was also a fedora post button
>>57354639
Yeah but I already knew he was economically illiterate, and that piece of propaganda had the full weight of the Conservative party behind it. Paul Mason's just some Mancunian bloke
How do irrelevant boards like alternative sports stay alive?
>>57354623
well whatever it is it should clear up pretty soon.
but drinking for 3 months straight can do weird shit to you so this isn't too surprising. just take care of yourself and try not to drink too much
>>57354608
Mississippi mud Black and tan, Anything from the sweetwater dank tank series, and red brick laughing skull.
I'm biased towards Georgia beers though.
americans so dumb and uncool just dont post you fucker shit
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm leftists????????????
>>57354522
>with a degree in music and politics
think you left the second part out on purpose
>>57354659
Some Hardywood Raspberry Stout if I can find it.
The can looked interesting and I've had a lot of good bourbon barrel brews so I figured I'd try it for the tequila factor, only out $5.50-ish so I'm not really worried about it.
feel very angry
can't sleep now
nobody will reply to this anyway
I don't belong anywhere, not even on /brit/
my life is useless
>>57354805
i mean ill reply to your post but i dont think itl make you feel any better 2bh
just end it all already
>>57354805
feel the the same 2bh
>>57354653
Just scared of not gaining anything socially, most people in the trades are 30+ from my experience. A lot of the young guys are complete skids too, not all of them though. I honestly have no friends right now and am scared of getting even more isolated.
>>57354735
>muh Mississippi muuud
Shits dope for a jug that costs $2.50 at TJs
>>57354799
That looks tasty
>>57354805
night lad
did a cum earlier
will do a cum later
>>57354770
>implying that's any better
Guineas west Indies porter vest craft beer
>>57354770
>politics degree
>anything but rubbish
Might get a degree in tuba economics
made te
>>57354805
Go for a good long drive m8
Always clears my head up when I can't sleep
>>57354839
It is tasty
Give it a try if you get the chance
if you can't beat em, join em
going to be a leftist corbyn supporter from tomorrow
>>57354863
>>57354845
engineers
>>57354836
Might have to focus on other hobbies then to meet people
But desu I get what you mean, most of my friends now I met through work as a few from uni
Just fuckin me mate on the hood of the car
I wake up everyday feeling anxious.
>>57354880
Bit late innit?
>>57354891
Where are they out of?
iphone6 feels quite fragile when not in its case
>>57354905
History m8 but you're lying to yourself if you think politics is a serious degree
It definitely doesn't qualify him as an economist
>>57354836
if you're going into peoples homes every day as part of your job you're bound to make some social gains and maybe make some relationships too.
>people invite you into their home seeking your expertise on a problem
>if they like you they'd call you again for another problem, maybe even recommend you to a friend who is having a similar problem
or
>visit home improvement store for supplies on the regular
>get to interact with store managers and regular employees a lot
>talk to them and get into their social circles
if its a job where you're dealing with people daily, even if its just to negotiate a price and to have a simple chat, you can get a lot from it. a lot of people in trades are complete fuckups but the people who do it right are very good socially and very good at business stuff.
>>57354905
Nah i actually am economics.
A fucking economics degree itself barely qualifies you to chat at length about econ, politics definitely doesn't
>>57354910
thought that was a girl and it gave me a semi am i gay now?
>>57354916
Richmond, VA
Supposedly their taproom isn't a bad spot to have a drink either, haven't been yet though.
probably just pounded back like 100-200 grams of sugar in the last hour
not going to feel well later haha
>>57354982
>i actually am economics
WEW
Post your favourite make out songs. I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHRFZFmEq9o
>>57354995
Are you the lad that asked about getting Old Rasputin (Fort Bragg, CA) in VA?
>i actually am economics
Sometimes I think it's a sin
When I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing down
>>57354998
>American diets
>>57354993
>now
>>57355046
Yea that's me
>>57355094
Did you ever find it?
>Headache at 3 am
>need to eat paracetamol
>only paracetamol I have has caffeine
How fucked am I?
can't sleep because my roommate is having a wrestlemania party with his mandrama buddies reeeeeeeeeeeeee
wahey some dickhead had dropped one of those 4 packs of punk ipa cans today and i got it for £2.99
>>57355083
source?
i like that thing when you drink quite a bit of alcohol and its makes you feel weird
>>57355108
Nah completely slipped my mind haha
Haven't even been to one of the big beer stores lately, just been putting long islands away at the local redneck dive (can still smoke in there which is nice and the bartender is alright on the eyes) and picking up whatever I could find nearby.
Need to make a point of going out looking for it.
really should sleep
Suicidal thoughts are getting stronger. I got prescribed anti depressants but I never took them because I'm scared of turning into a zombie. I'm not sure what to do.
>>57355144
the gayest thing is this thread
>>57355122
you dont need that shit for a headache, just let your body get over it naturally
>>57354966
>>57354909
Thanks m8s, hard to make any decisions or think about things when you literally know no one. Bought a nice toolbelt and a tape yesterday at Lowes, going to try and scavenge some shit from my dad and brother for tools and then look for second hand tools to fill the rest for the most part.
I don't want to get cucked and by everything new. Got about 11 grand right now saved to work with. 20 years old and almost 21 so the clock is ticking on finding something to do.
Wish this gay cunt would fuck off
So apparently Hamburger Helper (yes, the food) put out a mixtape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCFZChs51zI
me at gregs desu
>>57355234
funny way to talk about yourself
>>57355193
>long islands in a dive that let's you smoke
Fuck me
There was a place like that when I was in Uni, I absolutely hated it
The fact that someone got shanked in front didn't help but $8/pint for a long Island isn't bad...
>>57355296
>>57355296
sure it wasn't are Jen?
Just want to give up on life
>>57355318
horrendously unfunny
>>57355296
The fuck is hamburger helper?
An anti-diarrhea pill?
amber's love was like a marble
>>57355319
Yea this one is in a pretty shit area, MS graffiti around the corner, whores everywhere, all that bullshit.
Mostly just country boys and a couple county officers in there though I did see a couple guys with Pagan vests in there once. The drinks are dirt cheap though, $20 will get you drunk and cover a tip.
>>57355378
already have
>>57355380
haha!
gotcha friendo!!
i actually knew there was more than one australian poster and that only one of them was gay!!!
but you fell for it!!!!
rekt!!!!!
literally my favourite song of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3g5-8yYJSE
>>57355386
its a food company that sells like dehydrated "food" in boxes that are easily prepared by people who dont know how to cook
If I were rich I would literally fund the means to dissolute Antifa
Absolute scourge on Australia
>>57355296
>You will never hear the actual Young Thug rapping about making burgers
>>57355525
Care to explain?
want a rustlers
back up in your arse with the resurrection
Love watching porn where cum drips from the back of a woman's thighs and arse,
I'm a failure lads
Fuark how do I deal with cheeky mice?
>>57355666
good lad
>>57355575
I don't like Antifa - they're glorified wrestlemania fanatics who shield their want for violence with political rhetoric, completely detrimental to democracy, completely contradictory to their own standpoint, I saw them at a rally harassing older men and women at a Reclaim Australia rally and have no doubt that they'd have attacked them like they have elsewhere
new hamburger helper joint is duh shit
What is the most relevant degree in the humanities?
>>57355672
what cheeky things are they doing lad?
Why is life so hard lads
All this trying to get a good sleep schedule, eat well, exercise regularly, study, work, socialise with people etc
I just can't handle it all
>>57355688
Is it a political party?
>>57355782
wasterunt
>>57355666
I won't pity you Satan.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
>>57355753
dance
>>57355782
dunno
i want to give up, but i can't know what comes next.
Are you applying?
>tfw your 60 year old mother asks how to share her picture of some decorative candles that she bought with her friends on facebook
fuck 2016 desu
>>57355852
Why did you screenshot something that we can all see at top of the page
>>57355852
I hear the pay's good, but I don't like the hours
Business idea: gauge a girl's interest in you by giving her some comic let's-run-away-together scenario (e.g., let's rob a bank and then go to Carribean) and see how she responds
>>57355796
no, google it
>>57355852
>for free
nah
>>57355753
why do you want me to do humanities lad?
>>57355922
autism
>>57355782
It's not that hard except for work and socialising.
There should be a special NEET program or something
>>57355934
Naw
Imagine how different the world would be if Russia never went communist
>>57355922
it works because she'll know exactly what you're getting at too
a relationship is the subtext between all male to female interactions
>>57355967
No. You plant the seed of you two being together but in an ironic and non-threatening way. And you don't phrase it as a question but as something you ought to do.
>>57355852
what's the pay like?
Business idea: buy a Ferrari, hide it and declare bankruptcy
Business idea: pretend to be or actually be autistic and beg girls for pity sex
>>57356004
Would have been a lot better
The west wouldn't have needed to back various militias and dictatorships to oppose communism
Business idea: yank extermination
>>57355947
Janitors are faggots anyway
>>57356011
>>57355996
>>57356007
don't post on 4chan anymore
Business idea: find a bf that loves you and allows you to kick him
Business idea: set fire to buildings, collect insurance money
>>57356059
Naw
king fedora repents his sins
Holy shit this Microsoft caption bot is fucking amazing
How do they do it
>>57356059
ok, smell ya later
we wont need to post here anymore because we'll have gfs and we'll be getting laid and we'll have social lives
and you won't, you'll just be some sad australian fuck with his dick in his hand heh heh heh
Business idea: genetically engineered gfs to be tailored to your every need
>>57356100
Link
>>57356044
What do you think Russia itself would be like though? If the empire continued
>tfw noel gallagher is over 25 years older than me and has thicker hair and a better hairline
>>57356100
fuckin huge database of cataloged bing images to compare yours with
>>57356126
www.captionbot.ai
>>57356131
A shit hole
>>57356106
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with having your dick in your hand
>>57356131
Similar to us I imagine
just woke up
*says penis out loud*
*laughs*
>>57356106
considering that idea you just posted I am absolutely certain I get more girls than you
you're genuinely autistic, get yourself checked out if you haven't already
>>57356153
indeed
>>57356153
>>57356156
It would've had nicer, traditional European architecture and a whole wealth of culture but it would still lag behind economically quite seriously tbH
>>57356156
agreed but its not as good as having your dick in a qt girls hand
>when girls talk about pooing around you
Brits can't play Hold'Em
>>57356196
Why did you quote the lad talking about having his dick in his hand?
Reminder.
>>57356262
Well that's me out then
*closes eyes*
*pulls trigger*
weeee
>>57356262
Bucklyites are good lads in my books
>>57356262
>>57356238
could probs beat you desu haha xx
>>57356262
/pol/ is such an awful board
bunches of spastics who are convinced the world is out to get them and constantly rage about it
Alright late night /brit/
Can you really change your
>religion
>wife
>job
But not your football club?
Watching power rangers
