Why are Europeans still awake?
>>57352594
Sexting your mom right now
>>57352594
cant sleep until its 6am something
>>57352618
HAHAHA I'M ZOU FANNI INSALTIN YIS MOTHERR XDXDXD LOL 111!!!!!!!111 I'M DA BIJEST TROLL EVER !!11!
>>57352687
t. Jamal Barbossini
Argentinians are easily some of the worst posters.
>>57352594
Because the sweet release of death eludes me every day and night.
also fuck these fucking captchas they get longer every day.
>>57352720
CHI
modafinal hasnt worn off
Argentinians are easily some of the worst posters.
>>57352687
are you allright
>>57352687
off yourself nigger
>>57352594
Why don't americans celebrate easter?
>>57352740
BUILD THE WALL
>>57352594
Someone's gotta keep all the murican shitposters at bay
Living the NEET life
>>57352877
what's caf fr?
latinos are easily some of the worst posters.
thank god i'm chilean
>>57352901
Probably the government benefits agency
>>57352901
CAF stands for "Caisse d'allocations familiales", basically the french institution distributing neetbux
>>57352594
I have no fucking clue.
>europe
>>57352951
I still don't get this whole neetbux thing. WHY? Why would anyone pay considerable amounts of money to people who do absolutely nothing? What's the point? How do you get it? Explain yerselves!
>>57352973
vittu saatana perkele
Because she fucking left me and I've been drinking day keeping myself from ending it
God dammit I love her
>>57353029
>>57353029
Oh, anon! How old are you? If you're young enough, I'll let you hug me.
>>57353018
Because people would go apeshit and do crime and shit.
Just like in brazil.
>>57353101
I'm 23 and she has been my gf since we were 16
Why the fuck doesn't she love me anymore what did I do wrong
>>57353122
Would it really, tho? I mean, if you guys were not getting your neetbux, would you go apeshit?
>>57353159
Calm down. 7 years. That's a lot! Maybe she just wants some time, and later on she will come back.
>>57353029
drinking to ease the pain, but actually you are just delaying the pain... And trust me, this kind of pain will never kill you, and it has an end. alcohol will kill you, and slowly. your body and your mind can take it without, believe me.
viel Mut mein Freund !
>>57353159
Muslim cock somewhere in the mix probably.
because i'm not a fucking wagecuckold?
>>57353226
That's fucked up, man.
>>57353159
What were the circumstances of the break up?
If she didn't give a lot of reasoning and there was no fighting....
She's gone.
You try getting some sleep with suicide bombings nearby and constant calls to prayer during the night you fucking American, have some respect.
>>57353195
poor people start doing desperate shit and stop caring
>>57353309
calm down
>>57353312
Sure, but... You guys are educated. You could get a job and get on with your life, and you choose not to. That's immoral.
>>57353018
To help them getting back on track, or raise kids. There are people working but not earning enough to care for their children.
>>57353029
>she fucking left me
Normie reeee etc.
>>57353159
To be fair, she did the right thing. You're a fucking weak mess.
>>57353303
nothing fucking cold. I thought she was joking at first but she was serious. She straight up told me she doesn't love me anymore. I begged her, fucking hell I was planning to marry her. Fucking 7 years and she left me
I'm just up to pray to allah senpai
>>57353396
stop being like this. what the hell.
>>57353415
i don't get women.
>>57353396
Well I'm a weak fucking mess now, never did I feel like this. Literally never in my life do I feel as shitty and pathetic as I do now
>>57353379
It's not like anything you do on this ride matters
Might as well not do anything
>>57353379
>You could get a job
there are no jobs m8, when you're in the system too long you wont even get a fucking slave tier job.
>>57353415
I'm not trying to hurt you when I say this, but she's gone, and that's fucked up.
But fuck her, right? With someone like that, the next guy will probably choke her out in an argument and as she loses consciousness, she'll think of you, and for a moment, realize she fucked up.
>>57353504
But she left you for a reason.
>>57353379
Plus if you're idle, the neetbux stops at some point. Permanent neetbux is only for special cases, such as disabled persons.
Couldn't sleep, decided to shitpost. It's 3:25 in the morning and I naively set my alarm to 7.
I'm a 24 years old NEET university dropout with a helium tank in his basement and a rope under his bed
>>57353504
Stop this. Get out of 4chan. It's only going to make you feel worse, man. Text some friends.
>>57353505
The neetbux will end one day.
>>57353510
Of course there are jobs. What the hell? Have you finished your studies? College and all of that?
>>57353522
how do you know she's gone? explain women to me.
>>57353576
you're not helping.
>>57353578
oh, okay. that makes sense.
>>57353608
22:25 03/04/2016
>>57353645
don't do it.
>>57353645
You should inhale a little bit of helium and make a funny vocaroo recording
>>57353645
>americans only get to interact with fucked up EU citizens like us
>they'll end up believing all of EU is fucked up
kek t.bh
>>57353741
EU fuckups are still more normal than Americans. Americans are pure cancer.
>>57353522
I know lad, this is why I've been drinking so much
>>57353688
How am I supposed to explain this. We had smaller arguments before but there was always this feeling,I knew she still loved me. But when I saw her today I knew something was off. I knew it. You can feel it when you've been together long enough. I could genuinely feel that she stopped loving me, because I felt it. This weird thing at the back of my head, its a weird feeling I can't describe
>>57352618
AHAHAAAJAHAJAJA
>>57352594
My dilemma is :- eat stilton and crackers
Or
Sweets
I'm not hungry at all but i fancy stuffing my face with one or the other. I'm swaying more towards the cheese, but I hear that if you eat cheese before bed you can have a bad sleep.
What's the score with sugar before bed? Can't be doing myself any favours...
>>57353762
Did someone piss in your eye when you woke up?
>>57353787
oh, man. i hope you get better. but don't drink too much. it isn't good for you.
>>57353829
that's just how finnish people are.
jamal is keeping me up for real nigga hours
>>57353645
I bet this is the Pole starts those autistic "banter" threads
>>57353829
Nice shitpost yank
>>57353688
>Of course there are jobs. What the hell? Have you finished your studies? College and all of that?
They tell me i need experience, so it's kinda pointless to even apply when you dont have experience. But how will i get that experience when i cant get work?
thats the ride lol
lmoa @ the crybaby german cuck
>>57352594
procrastination
>>57353741
You're assuming we aren't the American fuckups?
>>57353858
nice internet addiction pekka
>>57353862
You have got to want it then chase it down with a passion desu. Employers like that kind of attitude.
>>57353852
blanda upp!
>>57353862
You need to start small. These things take time. You can't be a neet for ever.
>>57353907
Well with time zones and shit, you probably still have more normies shitposting right now. Plus 4ch is relatively popular in the US, over here it's unknown, so you probably have more normies overall.
Stopped doing drugs, now i cant sleep
>>57353995
4chan is infamous for being a cesspool of child predators and internet nerds.
Americans who post here typically started coming entirely because of it's negative connotations.
>>57353937
I'm on the internet 16 hours every day, problem?
>>57354061
Yes, you sound just like me.
>>57353856
>*shouting angrily at his computer with a mickey mouse voice*
Long hard kek
>>57353688
>The neetbux will end one day.
And that's the day I kill myself. Problem solved
Mad painful diarrhea shits after eating KFC zinger burger
>>57354189
>KFC
Fuck off Jamal
because my life is neverending spiral of darkness and apathy
>>57354182
Don't do it. Please. Why are you guys like this?
>>57354217
Are you new here brazil bro?
>>57353963
>You can't be a neet for ever.
My spleen and liver are fucked, so we'll see about that.
>>57354238
No, I'm not. Well, a little bit. I here in 2014.
>>57354277
Don't worry lad its just banter most of the time to ease the pain
>>57354217
I have no passions nor ambitions, why is a life like that worth the struggle of survival?
>>57354357
you'll find something!
>>57354217
All i want in this life is to own a house where i can be at peace.
>>57354437
So get on that! Find a job, save some money and get on with your dream.
>>57354459
Your positiveness is rustling my jimmies tbqh
>>57354555
Why tho?
>>57354580
He's finnish, depression is in their blood
>>57354580
Being poor has perks, you crave for things that would improve your life. When you have nearly everything, it's easy to give up.
>>57354674
so... he is rich?
>>57354749
Living the NEET life in a developed country is a bit like being rich.
>>57354802
>Living the NEET life in a developed country is a bit like being rich.
FUCKING WHY?
>>57354819
No need to wake up and go to work.
No insecurity.
You can shitpost all day long and stay comfy.
Why do I care about nothing?
>>57354907
Same here. I think this means our minds are ready for sudoku.
>>57354907
What is there to care about? Just look at this shit world man :DDD World of lies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mowu8AP2owA
Everyone is just grabbing what they get and moving to another country to leech if theirs is shit.
>>57354991
I fuckin' love ensiferum. I'll record a vocaroo for you in a second, hold up.
>My gf left me wahhh wahhhhh
>i'm sad
Grow up and grow some balls.
>>57355034
No bullying allowed.
>>57354414
Once upon a time I thought there might be something that I was interested enough in, turns out I can't be attached to anything. I've had jobs in different fields and I've gotten bored out of my mind in each one. I had a beautiful and smart gf whom I dumped because a relationship and someone relying on you is too much. I went to therapy because I thought I was clinically depressed and I stopped going after a month because it didn't change anything
Now I've dulled my brain with drugs and alcohol for years and been waiting for lighting to strike on me and it's too late to never be anything
I'm in bed on my tablet, tried to sleep, but I've fucked up my sleping rhythm too bad... In a few hours construction work will start outside too, and i'll go nuts
>>57355066
Sorry
>>57354991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H17WNdgCRc
Here. r8 pls.
>>57355096
>I was clinically depressed and I stopped going after a month because it didn't change anything
After a month? A fucking month? What the hell, dude? These things take time! Did you take antidepressants? They take a lot of time to work, and you need to find the right AD, man.
>Now I've dulled my brain with drugs and alcohol for years and been waiting for lighting to strike on me and it's too late to never be anything
Stop doings drugs and stop drinking. These things will only make you worse. I mean, you had a gf. You had jobs. You are in a better situation then most people here. I bet you are young. How old are you?
>>57355131
If I cuddle with you, would you fall asleep faster?
>>57355166
It's okay. People here are pretty sad, and it's not nice to drag them down.
>>57352747
CHI
>>57355248
My life's gone to shit as well, hopefully my next trip will make things better.
I spent the night watching anime and I'll go to the gym in 3 hours, I don't feel like sleeping now.
>>57355248
Pretty good, It's easily understandable, better than some long time foreigners spell here. Some double letters and few ä sounded a bit off but it's understandable.
If you haven't yet, i suggest you listen to the new Moonsorrow album. It came out few days ago.
>>57355248
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H17WNdgCRc
Sounds like a fucking Arab song.
>>57355248
I never really yearned for cuddles, but i think if i did experience it it would make me vulnerable, maybe its why i avoid physical contact. But youre a faggot anyway fuck off
>>57355385
Where are you planing to go?
>>57355413
Thanks, bro. I'll check it out.
>>57355417
It's called Tumman Virran Taa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu8D9GaQwIs
>>57355487
>but i think if i did experience it it would make me vulnerable
No, it wouldn't. I'd be gentle.
>But youre a faggot anyway fuck off
Rude tbqh famalam
>>57354991
>>57355022
>people listen to this
>>57355600
Why so mean?
>>57355615
it's 6AM, i am awake
i got issues
>>57355600
Thats the intro tho.
Let us in on your superior musical buds m8.
You better not post SHIT
>>57355248
I was on antidepressants even before the therapy and I told them that I need to stop taking them or at least take less because they make me suicidal which I wasn't before. Their solution was more antidepressants and breathing exercises. Of course after that I thought that they're full of shit and stopped going.
>I mean, you had a gf. You had jobs. You are in a better situation then most people here.
Well yeah, I've had them. All that it taught me is that they don't guarantee happiness and that in my opinion makes things worse than not experiencing any of it.
>I bet you are young. How old are you?
25. It's old enough for all of my former pals to have their lives on track, almost half have kids and wives/engagements and if I see them now, I realize we have nothing in common.
>>57355543
No idea, I was going to go overseas but I don't have the urge to go anywhere anymore, so I might just drive across Canada to get away from work and home.
>>57355413
Noice, Moonsorrow is good shit, thanks for the reminder.
>>57355655
I kinda understand his point though, understanding the lyrics must make it feel weird.
>>57355665
I know this feel all too well my Mongolian friend
Fug
>>57355653
Holy shit, Funland! I wish it was 6 AM here. Hold me.
>>57355665
I've never been suicidal while on ADs. How long were you on them? SSRIs?
>Well yeah, I've had them. All that it taught me is that they don't guarantee happiness and that in my opinion makes things worse than not experiencing any of it.
You need another partner. Someone who isn't very clingey. It will help!
>25. It's old enough for all of my former pals to have their lives on track, almost half have kids and wives/engagements and if I see them now, I realize we have nothing in common.
Fuckin' 25? That's like the 1/4th of your life. There's much more ground to cover, man. Geez!
>>57355780
Go to finland and meet some of the anons. They need some friends.
Where the strayans at? Isn't this the time of the day they come and share their wonderful perspective of world affairs with us?
>>57355815
>understanding the lyrics must make it feel weird.
I used to think like this when i was younger but now i dont. It's just a poem they sing in the intro of a song.
>>57355826
SSRIs, yeah. I started taking them when I was 20, went to therapy at 23. So it's been a bit over 5 years.
I don't really feel like I would know what to do with a gf now, I'm so broken that it would be a very one-sided relationship and I would have to be honest about my life and I really can't do it outside of an anonymous Kazakhstani cosplay board.
>That's like the 1/4th of your life.
More like 3/4th's taking into consideration my way of life since forever
>>57355824
The loser feels are universal, my crooked-tooth'd inbred island friendo
>>57355826
>Finland
It's pretty expensive m8, and I doubt they'd care haha.
>>57355655
currently listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62ckXALWn1M
>>57356136
>I don't really feel like I would know what to do with a gf now, I'm so broken that it would be a very one-sided relationship and I would have to be honest about my life and I really can't do it outside of an anonymous Kazakhstani cosplay board.
H-how about a boyfriend? O-or at least a friend?
>More like 3/4th's taking into consideration my way of life since forever
Nah, man. You're going to live until you're 100. Promise me.
>>57356168
Well... Come to brazil! I want to meet you.
>>57356202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw3aoIIKPps
I love this.
>>57356227
I actually wanted to come there, I have a penpal from Sao Vicente, but getting a Visa is a problem, along with police permission, they really make it hard to come there. Too bad...
>>57356202
>tfw got the same feels you did>>57355600
>>57356288
That fucking sucks, man. What a shitty country i live in.
>>57356227
I wish I was gay to be honest, I feel like relationships would be simpler but one does not simply choose what he's attracted to. I do have friends aka people I play vidya with and from now on, I will think of that one random Brazilian anon a friend too.
This fucking thread, so much feels. Thinking about this shit has never made anything any better.
>>57356491
Nah man, I mean some real life friends. People who you can visit, go out to drink and party, you know? You're young, it can't be that hard.
>>57356491
The world's your oyster m8
>>57353309
>suicide bombings nearby
What's happening?
>>57356658
it's just bantz
Can we all agree that late night/early morning Finns are better than afternoon Finns?
>all this BR positiveness
>meanwhile yuros are on the brink of killing themselves
I think the sun really has its perks desu.
feeling down lads, i'll go to bed
>>57356747
Are you the 25 yo guy?
Anyway, good night, friend. Sleep well.
>>57356658
he's memeing
btw i'm awake because i inverted my sleep cycle, also i have uni in 3 hours
>>57353018
>considerable
It's not
>>57353415
>>57353415
this was me 2 years ago, now i am engaged to a qt russian girl and i have never been happier. 2bh you're gonna feel like shit for a while, then you'll look back and realize this is probably one of the best things that could have happened
>>57357347
>All these normies with gfs on 4chan
get. out. of . my. board.
reeee
>>57357421
Normies?
It's 6:50. 20 minutes past wake up time and an hour to work work, yes boss :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6OaVnbqaY
>>57357496
what do you do, buddy?
>>57357844
Software/hardware for industrial sector.
>>57357884
jesus christ. sounds complicated.
>>57357892
Well, yeah, but the pay is good and I'm gifted.
>>57357906
> I'm gifted
Yeah? You sound a bit arrogant tbqh famalam
>>57357924
That's true. I'm quite arrogant in real life.
>>57357944
Is that so? Are you young? These things usually change later on.
>>57357970
No. In relative terms I am not young anymore. When I was younger I was timid, but the further I get in life the more I realize how fucking retarded people actually are.
>>57358033
>In relative terms I am not young anymore
Are you over 25?
>>57358061
Yep!
What about you?
>>57358082
I'm only 20 :-(
btw
>>57357844
>>57357884
>>57357892
>>57357906
>>57357924
>>57357944
>>57357970
>>57358033
>>57358061
>>57358082
these are all me
>>57358127
No, they're not. Fuck off.
>>57358157
this post is me too
>>57358106
Why so sad? Can't wait to enjoy the life of a pensioner?
>>57358127
why u lying?
>>57358172
I'm just sad because I'm too young to date you :'(
My dream is to date a cute 4channer.
>>57358210
No you're not. When I was 20 I was dating a 30 years old woman... and recently I was dating a 19 year old girl.
>>57358210
I'm 18
Pls be my gf
>>57358263
How old are you, exactly?
>>57358181
whatever you say buddy
>>57358322
>25 && <30
>>57352726
why not buy a pass? it's literally less than a cup of coffee
>>57358303
I-I'm a boy :3
>>57358331
no bully
>>57358359
Oh, you're young.
>>57358396
Are you really from Seychelles?
>>57358396
does it last forever?
