Hi Russia anons quick question,
I have an Uzbek girlfriend and normally I fuck with her all the time when we have sex, like usually when I'm coming I'll start screaming 'ALLAHU AHKBAR! ALLAHU AHKBAR!', when I grab her ass she'll swat my hand and I'll say 'Inshallah, Uzbechka', you know, normal shit. She normally gets a bit pissed but she calms down after ~15 minutes of cuddling.
Anyway I was asking you guys a few days ago about what I should say to her next time we fucked. Long story short, I was ramming her from behind and I slapped her ass and called her a 'chertova churka sobaka' like you instructed.
She got really pissed, got dressed, left, and for the past two days she hasn't been answering her phone.
How do I unfuck this?
>>57346240
Does she look mongoloid or Caucasian?
Or a mix of both?
>>57346240
>'chertova churka sobaka
You must be a retard if you really said so.
>>57346240
>>57346240
>when I'm coming I'll start screaming 'ALLAHU AHKBAR! ALLAHU AHKBAR!'
BAIT
>>57346240
1. How did you get Uzbek girlfriend?
2.What does chertova churka sobaka mean?
>>57346474
You tell me
She's a qt though
>>57346629
1. Was studying abroad in Guangzhou, it's legitimately packed with central Asians. Like half the fucking campus is central Asians + Russkis.
2. No clue.
>>57346749
Sobaka means dog. The rest I can't guess.
>>57346629
Maybe this will shed some light.
>>57347276
Black and white terrorist dog.
Brutal.
>>57346700
she's hot, post boobs
>>57346629
damn churka dog
>>57347622
No nudes, unfortunately :(
I do have to say though, central asians in general just have a really good look about them. It's not really Asian and it's not really Europeans, it's just uniquely them. Their women are total cuties :3
Unfortunately their men are a bunch of gangbangers.
>>57347917
hello, friend! :o)
did someone beat you?
dont tell me stories about your 2 meters height
>>57348034
No, they're the kind of guys who wear leather jackets and walk around in groups, leer at women, try to stare down non-central Asians, etc. They're really tight-knit and like to start shit.
If there was someone that got beaten or something that got stolen in the dormitories, 90% of the time it was an Uzbek or a Kyrgyz guy.
>>57347917
They are mongoloids with some Caucasian genes
>>57347622
Is this your girl OP?
She looks Mongoloid
>>57348574
uzbeks and kirgizs both are beast nations
be happy that uzbeks didnt commence raping everyone
karimov is doing good job by oppressing them
without him uzbekistans raping would be at the same degree as indian, egypt, germany
>>57348807
Kazakhstan is actually surprisingly based. I went to Astana to celebrate a friend's wedding and it was seriously a 10/10 city, I was/am considering moving there at some point.
How did Kazakhstan not turn into a shitty Islamist run dictatorship?
>>57348776
>Is this your girl OP?
Yes.
But at the same time though, she's not. Her eyes are different and her bone structure is different, especially her nose. Hair's also different. It's like a mix of Arab/Persian/Indigenous/Mongoloids/Caucasian
>>57348916
why are you talking to him?
he is together with that mongoloid ukrainian immigrant in germany are the most autist posters on the whole 4chan.
try to ask him to prove his whiteness, ask him to post his face with timestamp
and bear in mind whiteness among moorish negroe countried are detected by their social status not actual whiteness
>>57348916
>Hair's also different. It's like a mix of Arab/Persian/Indigenous/Mongoloids/Caucasian
No
She looks mongoloid with Arab genes
Are you white?
>>57349051
>Are you white?
I'm Hitler's wet dream.
>>57349036
what?
>>57349141
he is that famous autist negroe obsessed with "white persians" though he have never been there
he is himself also half nigg and half spic
>>57349248
Ok mongoloid
I'm not obsessed with white persians or anything like that
Iran people are Arabs and mixed and central Asians are all Mongols
It's simple stupid mongoloid
>>57349459
you forgot to put commas
>>57346240
>I fuck with her all the time when we have sex
>fuck her
>sex
So there's sex without fucking? I smell you're full of shit.
>>57349502
你好华侨,因为你不会明白这么简单的句子,很明显你的母语并不是英语,你再去复习复习,后来回到4CHAN试一试说话好吧?
>>57349502
Virgin detected
>>57349483
I'm on my phone mongoloid
>>57349502
Wow man you're fucking baked.
>nigger bullies and offends his gf like a total unmannered asshole
>still get regular sex everyday
>be nice to women
>only have my hand to fuck
HHAHAAHHAHAHA YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT SHIT UP
How you managed to fuck her if it's known fact that central asian girls has sideways vagina? I need proofs
>>57349579
>>57349580
>>57349584
Holy shit I just realized what a mistake I made lol... I'm actually drunk
>>57349581
ye see, my friend
it looks like you are trying to say that i am an ok mongoloid,not "ok, mongolid"
also here " its simple stupid mongoloid" it gives different meaning without comma "its simple, stupid mongoloid!"
>>57349619
>He thinks that the way to get women is to be polite and hold doors open
Protip: Want to know why Aussies are Certified Pussy Smashers™? It's because of the bants, not their faggy accents or their squat-less physiques. Women LOVE the bants. Hell, I straight up called a female friend of mine a whore to her face, she got pissed and so I ran and she chased after me. I threw my shoe at her when she got too close.
We were fucking two days later.
am i banned?
why janny is deleting my post?
>>57349619
>>57349829
>>57349829
>>57349829
WHY ARE YOUR WOMEN SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL KAZAKHANON?!
I have never seen such high quality qts before going to Astana, holy fuck. There were so many 10/10s walking around.
They're all waifu-tier and they have husbands who I actually respect.
>>57349680
Ok, mongoloid
You shouldn't exist
>>57349960
You are a weabbo
Fucking ugly mongoloid shouldn't exist
>>57349818
casual talk is considered sexual harassment now, I don't think I can pull that shit.
Why are there so many threads about Russian girls??
>>57350025
That's why you're never going to fuck any French girls, anon. Though desu you're not missing too much.
The only French girl I ever dated was about as exciting as a tranquilized sloth when it came to fucking her. She was also into anal which was gross.
>mfw this was already 5 years ago
>>57350056
Because they're beautiful yet deadly - which is why most guys like them and thus gravitate towards them. Not far removed from the concept of the apple in Garden of Eden tbqh.
>>57349968
>>57350021
Fuck off nigger
What have niggers from some shitty jungle island done for the world?
Nothing because you're a 70 IQ nigger who couldn't invent a ship
>>57350056
When I visited Moscow my cock was like a goddamn meer cat in a dangerous part of the serengetti
I'm legitimately surprised that I didn't rip my jeans in half given the diamond rod I was porting around.
Your women are fucking gorgeous. The only problem is that they have huge tits but usually don't have an ass to match.
>>57350158
>That's why you're never going to fuck any girl ever
ftfy :^)
I don't have the charisma to be rude in an arousing manner anyway
>>57350431
i am pretty sure that you are rude with your mom and sister
be the same with your girls
>>57348776
They are turkic people with mongol genes
>>57346240
seems legit
>>57346240
>chertova churka sobaka
>Inshallah, Uzbechka
what does this mean?
>>57350496
>i am pretty sure that you are rude with your mom and sister
so this is why my brother is a fucking machine...
On second tought.... fuck that shit, bitches are crazy.
>>57350799
>>57350799
You know that stereotype that the asshole always gets the girl? Well he does, except he's not an asshole, he's just into rough humor, and if you're on the outside looking in only then does he look like an asshole.
Treat women like you would your guy friends, except also do some gentlemanly stuff for them like pulling out chairs, holding hands, opening doors, etc. and you're golden.
>>57350770
"Black and white terrorist dog"
"Allah wills it, you little Uzbeki girl".
>>57350900
He used to be the most asshole dude i've ever known, borderline narcist psychopath. Then he was the only guy i legit hated on this planet.
Guess that made him change a bit.
>>57350900
>>57351088
Women like the worst men. Not the one with the "attitude" or "assertiveness" or any of that shit. The like the worst men. The worst, biggest pieces of shit. This is why psychopaths are called "seductive" and "manipulative". They're not, they're just giant fucking shitbags, which makes women do anything they want out of pure reproductive instinct. The worse, the better, because bad men can get whatever they want, and women like power.
The less civilized a man is, the more attractive he is. If you really want to be golden, spend some time in the slammer, use violence to solve disagreements and behave as rudely as possible to women. But also do some asshole things like pushing her out of the way, slapping her ass whenever you feel like it, swiping her wallet, etc. Men will (rightfully) hate you, women will love you.
>>57351015
>Black and white terrorist dog
Lol what.
It means "fucking shitskin bitch".
>>57351872
R-really? :O
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