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desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/: let's go boys edition
tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5V2tmd0KGA
quote: Whenever and wherever there is a decline in /desi/ threads, O descendants of Bharat, and a predominant rise of undesi threads, at that time I descend Myself. In order to rescue the south asian posters and to annihilate the p*kistani shitposters, as well as to reestablish the principles of /desi/, I advent /desi/ threads age after age. - t. me
invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans (if they want) + Diaspora + People with desi blood+ Gypsies
welcome: everyone but bullies
not invited: bullies
desi tl;dr: my religion/language/ethnicity/caste/favourite food/taste in music/hairstyle/political preference/country/mode of transport/job/subject/clothes/country/interests/hobbies/region/preferred memes > your religion/language/ethnicity/caste/favourite food/taste in music/hairstyle/political preference/country/mode of transport/job/subject/clothes/country/interests/hobbies/region/preferred memes
DESIGNATED
>>57345473
thanks for the bump, i doubt anyone else will post in this thread, but in the vague hope they do you've helped.
>this ISIS autist used to be Hindu
How the hell does this happen?
>>57347010
>these muslim autists used to be Hindu
How the hell does this happen?
as for Siddhartha "Abu Rumaisa" Dhar, who knows, he probably just personally went muslim for whatever personal reason.
Alright lads, it's 5am here. Nini time. Shub ratri bhaiyo.
Does anyone have a full pack of Velamma comics? It's hot.
>>57350226
I have Savita bhabhi's collection on one of my HDDs.
>>57350269
Could you drop it on some file sharing site, meharbani?
>>57350409
Sure, but see >>57350225
Will hook you up in the next /desi/ (or this one if it manages to stay up)
>>57350585
Oh fine. Shub ratri, bhai.
>>57350658
nvm, found it.
https://kat.cr/kirtu-savita-bhabhi-episode-1-to-57-pdf-dmca-reupload-adult-comics-almerias-t12320114.html
thread theme:
https://youtu.be/hMFL1ilcGlU
>>57350980
>you're back
hi :)
>>57351066
>>57350943
Shukriya!
>>57349828
>>these muslim autists used to be Hindu
No they weren't. They were Arab, Iranian, and Central Asian invaders that gifted Islam to the Kuffar of south Asia.
I found out about Siddhartha him through this documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DsG9yQrdD4
Sad to see all these autistic Desi folk.
>>57351066
>hurr i only come here to shitpost
>i hate desi so much i just want to make it go away
>posts in every single thread
its cute how tsun you are 2bh
>>57351163
>They were Arab, Iranian, and Central Asian invaders that gifted Islam to the Kuffar of south Asia
ah yes.
>jihadi next door
good documentary
are you pakistani?
Hey Indian friends, how popular is chess among the average everyday Indian? Does the average Indian know about Vishy Anand? There seems to be a fuckton of Indians online who play chess but I'm wondering if that's only because of India's huge population, or if chess really is popular there.
alright i'm going to bed, keep up the good work and keep the thread bumping till tomorrow paki-chan,
thanks for keeping us alive.
which indian language is closest to sanskrit?
*glomp*
>>57352105
sanskrit is pronunciation, not really a system of words or grammar
Should Urdu start using Devanagari?
>>57351518
Rising popularity. It's picking up.
>>57352693
Nah, Devanagari is a meme script.
Afghans are not Desi
>>57355441
Neither are Bhutanese
>>57350658
Raskhar ka desi?
Kaha se?
Are North Indians niggers?
Or are South Indian niggers?
What about west and east?
>Post wrong map
>Indians get so mad
>They are actually going to call their government to get this page blocked
top kek why are indians so buttmad
>>57355441
Technically South Indians aren't Desi either
Desi usually means North Indians and Pakistanis
>>57355627
We are all Africans, therefore we are all niggers.
t. nigger
>>57355719
Disputed territory
>>57355582
he isn't desi he's a history student of moscow uni. , he's just interested in Indian and Arab culture predominantly an Araboo though.
>>57355750
What about Bengali's then?
>>57355719
the political climate these days is pretty hot with debate about patriotism and national insignia.
How much do Indians hate blacks, considering Gandhi viewed them as closer to animals?
>>57355750
Desi encompasses Bangladesh, Bhutan, India, Maldives, Nepal, Pakistan and Sri Lanka.
>>57356001
we are very racist against blacks especially in goa and delhi because the africans there sell drugs and operate prostitution rackets.
shitloads of incidents happen almost every month where they get beat up by indians.
google around you'll find some news here and there.
>>57351204
100% pure Iranian blood I see
Certainly not just untouchable caste Hindus who converted to improve their social standing
gib chicken tandoori pls
>>57352337
What? Sanskrit is absolutely a language.
>>57352105
The closest Indian language is Hindi since it's essentially Sanskrit words retrofitted into a Prakrit dialect.
>>57355719
delet this
Which desi country is best and why is it Bhutan?
>>57356519
No corruption.
Never colonized.
>>57356513
The poor ones maybe. I dated a Bengali girl for almost four years and she had lighter skin than me in summer time and huge eyes.
>>57345146
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STREETS
Hey lads, how's everyone doing?
<<57356907
(you)
>>57357550
everything is alright, how are you?
>>57357550
Bad, because I have no beautiful Desi girl to be sweet on anymore.
Fuck yes, desi thread.
where my diaspora bros at?
>>57357569
I'm good, still in shock after that final over last night.
>>57357613
>anymore
What happened lad?
>>57357647
Does expat count as diaspora?
>>57357698
Went to different universities and we'd been together for all of high school so we decided it was time to get out and expierence more.. It was mutual, but I haven't found anyone as good as her yet and I regret letting it slip away.
I am glad that all my girlfriends don't have psychotic racist parents I have to hide from though. That's a plus of not dating Desi girls.
>>57357750
Ah that sucks, which university?
I'm coming to Canada this year for uni.
>tfw stupid and doing meme major in uni
Feels bad man
>>57357862
It's ok Canadabro, I feel the same way.
>>57357832
She went to Ryerson. I did a victory lap of high school because I needed better grades for the program I wanted.
At least because I live in Toronto there are more brown girls than I could ever need.
>>57357862
>>57358067
>tfw quit doing pre-med
>tfw all the kids of my family friends are still doing it
>tfw they ask me what medical school I want to apply too
>>57357862
>tfw unironcially getting a degree in memeology
wew, in my defence I initially planned to go into law school afterwards
>>57358154
Toronto seems like a chill place but I really want to go to Vancouver despite all the chinks there.
>>57358194
What are you doing now?
>>57358470
>What are you doing now?
I don't know yet. Thinking of doing public health, not too sure but, I'll keep getting judged by other Bangladeshis for what they see as a career of people who failed to be a doctor.
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>>57359065
>Bangladeshis
kek they're fucking bangladeshis, that's bad enough in the first place, and secondly they can go fuck themselves as you'll have a better job than them in all probability
every single doctor or med student I know says the same shit "don't be a doctor unless you really, REALLY want to save lives", a lot of them also regret going into medicine but tolerate it now.
>>57359260
Yeah, all my advisors kept telling me that. I'm just glad my parents accepted it without any struggle, I was really depressed at the time.
>>57359429
that's good, I'm sort of in the same boat, I can't get into any canadian med schools but I have a pretty good chance at DO/MD schools in the US but again, I don't want to be a doctor
>>57359481
At least you didn't quit halfway through. What other career options you have?
>>57359586
going to do a masters in epidemiology
>>57359632
>masters in epidemiology
So am I.
>>57359691
>tfw its a female dominated field, something like 70% women and 30% men
>>57359776
then again, so is medicine (55% women 45% men)
>>57359776
>>57359805
Yeah I noticed that, it's mostly girls in my Epidemiology class.
>>57359831
the good thing is most girls are p retarded, and men get paid more
>>57359889
Typical, not that I'm complaining.
>>57352693
>Should Urdu start using Devanagari?
It already does.
>>57355582
>Raskhar ka desi?
Nope.
>Kaha se?
From Ryazan.
>>57355898
Nah. I was an international relations student and never studied in Moscow (and that sucks). Otherwise it's correct.
>>57360518
P.S. I didn't quite get what 'raskhar ka' mean, so I assumed it's about if I'm desi.
>>57355719
>2016
>Not asking your government to ban things that hurt your sentiment
Get on India's level
>>57361560
>>57361577
I should have expanded this one
>Remove it
>>57361678
It's illegal in India to show India without Kashmir. No joke it's a felony.
>>57361727
The funny thing is even if it isn't illegal, your house will get swarmed by mobs, people will break down your windows and doors, drag you out into the street and beat you to death, while the police watch (probably join in as well, or arrest people trying to help you/arrest people trying to stop the mobs)
Many Indians have suffered this fate, just for stupid shit like a comment, or shit they didn't even do (another common Hindu tactic is to throw a pig's head into a mosque, and a cow carcass into a temple, then go and swarm any muslim's house in the vicinity)
>57361772
xD
>>57349828
let's pray for 2 minutes for the soul of this faggot.
>>57361942
>It's an autistic Paki finds the internet thread
BRAVO
PAKISTAN GUNDABAD
>>57351503
you are confirm for being an autist.
>>57352337
>system of words or grammar
do you know about panini?
>>57362006
>>57361994
Stop giving the paki precious (you)s
>>57362018
>do you know about panini?
Panini is the adi-autist. He created a fucking language because he couldn't into irregular verbs
>>57362048
>irregular verbs
that's just one part.. when everyone elsewhere was going apeshit into linguistic structure. He proposed one.
NOT GONNA RESPOND TO THE HINDU ACROSS THE BORDER WHO'S IN DENIAL
>>57362167
Does this muzzie fuddu spam ever /desi/ thread?
Test
>>57362256
test completed, all systems nominal sir
>>57362236
Yes
>>57362351
>>57362236
he told me he hates desi threads and generals, and comes from /tg/ and /a/ or something.
he wants to ruin them by just shitposting them out of existence. if you don't like him, i'm prety sure you can filter by flag on /int/
>>57362351
How mentally ill can a guy be? Hopefully he gets killed by an IED or something.
do pakis usually post in such a similar manner to /lat/ retards?
>>57362442
yes
there has been at least 2 (two) who have literally just come here to spam
>>57362403
Yeah, he needs to get killed by a drone soon
>>57362402
Yeah I know that, he's still a cunt. Even if I filter him so many regulars lefts /desi/ and not much can be done now
>>57362484
I'm in two minds about him, on the other hand he tends to also post when no one else posts, which ironically keeps the thread alive long enough for posters to gather.
>>57362484
>Even if I filter him so many regulars lefts /desi/ and not much can be done now
does that parsi still come on?
How about them American Sikhs?
>>57362514
>parsi
no
>american s*khs
yes
>>57362535
>no
Do u know of him? What happened to him?
hey what do you guys think of the Indian Armed Forces? To my knowledge it seems fairly well equipped all things considered. I'm particularly surprised at how many indigenous designs seem to be being made. How do most Indians view the military, do they think it's wasting too much money or not strong enough?
>>57362596
>What happened to him?
he got married. ROTFL
>>57362738
Please take up a name faggot. I don't want to filter well meaning pakis
lol paki
like pakistani
i get it
>>57362838
PAKI PAKODA
PAKODA PAKI
PAKIDA
KIDA
PAKI = KIDA
HAHAHHAHA
>>57362838
yes gotta catch em all right back at you my paki friend
>>57362612
Our navy still dominates the Indian ocean and didn't led US 7th fleet enter it in '71 war. We have three Aircraft carriers and are capable of building more. We are also building nice planes, in cooperation with Russia and we are not overspending on defense
>>57362940
you sould sitposti n /brit/ too you'd get alot more clout there.
>>57363000
>(NOT LEAVING Cucklord)
not asing you to leave, just saying yu could expand your franchise.
>>57363043
why is paki considered an insult if it's just a shortening of your countries name?
Are you ashamed of your own country?
>>57345146
Why is this image so fucking funny
>>57363114
so yes you are?
>>57363125
its the glasses and the message, side funny things might be that he's somewat overweight.
>>57363161
>I PROUD ARYAN.
but are you a proud paki
>>57363161
how do you write those poems so quickly?
>>57363125
That's me
>>57363199
fatkush
>>57363223
No bully please
>actually started posting in /brit/
based
Friendly reminder to report the paki shitposter's posts.
Bangladesh, any comments regarding the flip chinks stealing your money?
>>57361791
Down south Christians do that to instigate fights between Hindus and Muslims
>>57345146
Post these please
>>57364005
Posting what I have
>>57364104
also reddit
>>57355441
Afghani refugee here, we are desi to the core
IT'S HAPPENING!
>>57364082
>>57364104
>>57364005
Not /desi/ related. >>>/out/
Pic related is the only one acceptable.
>>57364151
Hey we share the same surname
>>57364151
what the fuck are doing in that god forsaken land?
>>57364155
There is literally nothing wrong with tax evasion.
>>57364155
Nothing new. Why is this even a big deal
>>57364174
He's not an Afghan. He's the same shitposter.
>>57364180
becuz, I have been sent here by government to find out tax evaders.
>>57355719
That's how they are conditioned through their childhood. Nationalism is a Jewish tool to turn you into robots
>>57364298
but Kashmir is rightful india clay.
>>57364191
AM.JPG ? you seriously made mods leave how does it feel?
>>57364171
But you're not a doctor
>>57364344
Guys I don't know wtf I want to do with my life
>>57364344
>>57364243
>>57364204
>>57364154
>>57364143
>>57364128
stop posting unrelated memes, memebro
>>57364344
>>57364243
>>57364204
>>57364154
As if the paki wasn't enough.
>>57364333
Then they should go and take that land from Pakistan. If they can't do anything they should shut the fuck up. It was Nehru who gave away that land and now these people act robotic based on nationalism propaganda spread by Nehru's friends. And its not like the maps are wrong either.
>>57364510
itt, most international map draw international border by removing j&k from india.
I can agree if, they treated LOC as internatioal border.
>>57364383
>stop posting unrelated memes, memebro
>khalistan meme
>unrelated to /desi/
hmm
>mfw lurking this thread
>>57365044
More like Pakistan
I like how in the middle of a steamy scene Indians like to put lines in their native language.
>Eat my pussy, my husband never licks it, and his tiny dick can't stay hard for long anyway
>>57366222
nothing's more lewd than dirty things said in mother tongue.
>>57368130
shut up porki
Poo.
Post qt desi girls
>>57370028
enjoy getting raped by pakis, cumskin
>>57345146
Disrespect tha authoritah.
Blacked out aftee goin nuts on butter chicken and parathas boys
Whaddap
>>57371930
I'm good. I'll try to be off alcohol for a while now but it seems tough.
>>57371436
Hello
>>57373167
>mfw, you posted a meme in HD
>>57373332
>be learning chinese
>first shit i learn is drinking related vocab
>>57374037
Chinky alcohol's the worst shit I've had in my life.
>>57374117
I would like to try Chinese rum someday.
We will conquer you next time
>>57374175
Don't go through the trouble, just stick to Indian stuff and kingfisher.
>>57374199
>we
Which part of Macedonian army are you from m8?
>>57374261
>/sp/ memes on /int/
>>57374199
You're better off just invading the UK
>>57374246
I've heard pic related is great (even though the bottle looks like a toilet wala phenyl).
>>57374307
I think he's the porn spammer from /sp/
>>57374117
bai jiu is fuckin dope. the good stuff is just like whisky.
and the cheap stuff, oh lord. it's cheaper than vodka, and like 15-20% stronger. you can get a bottle of 56% shit for like 1$
>>57374175
chinese rum? afaik there isn't any. chinese liquor is made from sorghum/rice/milk
>>57374246
old monk is pretty great, true
>>57374479
Forgot the pic.
>>57374520
yeah. it's expensive too. smells fantastic.
chinese liquor is called bai jiu (white spirits)
the one you posted is called mao tai or moutai.
pic related is my motherfuckin jam. the shit is like 1 dollar and is 56% of efficiency
>>57374520
Looks like rat poison m8
>>57374482
I only really stick to vodka and tequila but the some of the best best stuff I've ever had was rice wine made by a tribe in Malaysia.
>>57374775
vodka is about the best value for money liquor you can get here. hard to find the chinese stuff.
tequila is alright, not a huge fan. more into american whisky or rums.
the azn wine is pretty good. i love some sake in the winter
>>57364373
iktf Senpai
>>57374664
>smells fantastic.
Have you had it before? Where do you buy Chinese liquor in the States?
>chinese liquor is called bai jiu (white spirits)
Are there no exceptions? Like all of their liquor is white liquor?
>shit is like 1 dollar and is 56% of efficiency
REEEEEEEE. 60rs mei to ajkal Kingfisher ka pint bhi nahi ata. The only cheap liquor available here is the desi tharra or santra and I don't think my liver can endure those.
>>57374775
>Rice wine
The northeastern people in Delhi sell rice beer. It tastes exactly like chach, but you get a nice buzz after a couple of bottles.
>>57374953
>>57364373
Count me in on those feels.
>>57375140
yeah. my chinese friend usually has bottles of this stuff at parties. his dad likes it. that's where i started liking it. impossible to find it here though. they have connections i think
most of it is the white liquor. the high end stuff is just as expensive and nice as your single malt scotches or aged rums. they have some milk based liquor in the more ghetto areas that's supposed to be good.
lol desi daru will make you fucking blind, stay away.
the best rice wine is japanese. sake is fucking heavenly. drink the good stuff chilled. the shittier ones heat em up and have em in the winter. like hot chocolate but better. and for wine, it's strong. like 15-20%
>>57375302
>desi daru will make you fucking blind
those made illegally will. But nowadays legal desi daaru is being approved by the FSSAI.
>>57374447
Ayyy
exchange qt desi for qt filipina pls
>>57375889
roll
>>57375889
No thank you. We have our own chinkis and they are qter than yours
>>57376118
>tfw no north eastern gf
>>57376118
>muh dick
>>57375640
Bhai, tumi kemon accho? Tumi Bangladesh koi takho?
>>57375889
Herw you go, also roll
>>57377468
What's you opinion on Kashmiri Pandits?
Are they discriminated against by Kashmiri muslims?
>>57345473
SHITTING FLAG
Amitabh "corrupt" Bacchan has been implicated you guise! what say you all?
>>57377649
He's not blind
>>57377591
>your opinion
My family have a lot of Kashmiri Pandit friends
>discrimination
There aren't enough left here to be discriminated
>>57376118
never tot that chinky features are good for breeding, but fucking? deffo yes!!
>>57377693
Yes I am you shitlord, posting through Braille system. Check your eye sight previlige
>>57377793
If I say you're not blind, you're not blind.
>>57377693
How do you know? He could be using the same braille laptop Daredevil uses.
>>57377687
Sad, he's one of the few Bollywood actors I respected.
>>57375639
seriously? there are people who like desi booze?
>>57377687
smart guy
>>57377793
oye kashmiri bhai, kya haal hai? theek thaak ho?
>>57377871
>tfw lahore bombings interrupted the broadcasting of the shows i watch
>>57377932
Lmaoing at you senpai
>http://m.timesofindia.com/india/1984-riots-Why-nobody-noticed-Amitabh-Bachchan-spewing-venom-in-India/articleshow/10429011.cms
>>57377932
>respecting celebrites
>>57378122
Yasar bimaar hogaya tha aur college main exams chal rahe the
>>57378154
>>57378182
Based
>>57378260
where exactly do you live in kashmir?
>>57378260
accha? kaunse subjects mein?
kaunsi bimari? ishq? lol
>>57378378
S R I N A G A R
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>>57378411
Mechanical aur maths test hai kal
>>57378428
and your allegiance is to which nation?
>>57378490
o teri. prepared?
studying in university right?
>>57376653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsReoYnK9Bs
>tfw you will never roam the streets Kohima with your NE gf
>tfw you will never share a plate kutta kebab with her in bamboo restaurant
>tfw you will never go to Sunday mass and play nain mattaka with her from a distance so that her parents don't notice
>tfw you will never cheer for her favorite team Naga Tornadoes with her by your side
I suffer in this life so that I can get a NE gf in the next one.
>>57378122
>there are people who like desi booze?
I don't think anyone likes it. It's the only intoxicant that poor people can afford. I tried it once out of curiosity.
>>57378658
Maths to apna hi hai, mechanical main yaad karna hai, tu bol US main toh election hoga abhi
>>57378601
Na Hind ka na Pak ka, Kashmir hai Kashmiriyo ka.
>>57378666
You actually live in India. Your chances of getting a NE gf are higher than mine.
I don't think there are any NE Indian diaspora here in the states.
>>57378765
and then got cancer? i've heard lots of horror stories.
>>57378796
in november i think. if trump wins, it's going to be hilarious. the level of chaos it creates will be amazing.
>>57378601
>allegiance to one of our shit countries
ishygddt
>>57378122
>smart guy
but he got caught doe
>>57378796
>tfw get mistaken for Mexican sometimes
>tfw this may happen to me
Should have taken Spanish instead of French
>>57378848
Abey mechanical engg hi kar raha hai or are you glorifying your bomb making classes? Aur bc Porki se paise lene band karo. Tum jitni koshish kar lo tum kashmir nahi le paaoge. Aur na hi kashmir tere baap ki zameen hai.
>>57378941
I've been mistaken for italian once.
People thought me and my italian friend were brothers. I'm pretty sure he's terrone though.
>>57378999
Article 370, hum Kashmir le chuke hain :^], also go away Bihari. I don't care for political debates here
>>57378940
so what? him and sallu bhai are more popular than namo. INVINCIBLE
>>57378941
people think i'm fucking persian
>>57379147
Well you're half white though aren't you?
>>57379072
I've been mistaken for italian too. I don't even look it
>>57379147
tu aur tera bhai, i bet you get up from bed wanking and thinking of him
>>57379128
ek toh bc har kisi ko bihari kehna bandh kar. unimaginative fiend hai tu. Yeh bata teri maa aaj kisko de rahi hai? Indian army ya porki army?
>>57379247
si senor
>>57379273
you call your mom "bhai"?
>>57379310
Bhag yahan se Bihari
>>57378918
>implying a wai like me stands a chance with a NE grill
>>57378999
Shoo bihari shoo.
>>57378926
>and then got cancer
No, but I got the worst headache the next day when I woke up. It wasn't your regular hangover, it was like someone was pricking my brain with a needle.
>>57379310
use troll karna band kar oye, varna apne ko UN HR commission ko report kar dega :p
>>57379355
>you sleep with your mom
imma gonna whip your incestuous faggot-ass, boi
>>57379273
>1947+69
>people still hating on Sallu bhai
Neck yourself bandhu.
>>57379444
King of Biharis is here, China ko harane ki tayyari kahan Tak pohnchi?
Also
>A lt commander of navy uses emoticons while posting on a viatnamese cartoon board
>>57379128
>ywn see Satyajit Ray's original vision for The Alien
>tfw you have to settle for the Bollywood trash version
>>57379635
>A lt commander of navy uses emoticons while posting on a viatnamese cartoon board
Kek, the shanty town of Indian Defense Forces
>>57379635
>King of Biharis is here
It is "your royal highness" to you then.
>China ko harane ki tayyari kahan Tak pohnchi?
tu bass dekhe jaa
>A lt commander of navy uses emoticons while posting on a viatnamese cartoon board
kyun mai insan nahi hun? meri uniform mujhe normal human instinct se strip kar deti hai?
>>57379814
>posting on 4chan
>normal
Kuch bhi bc
>>57379635
>implying your being terse has anything to do with us not taking you seriously
Apni kashmiriyat ko daal pani gaand mein...oh wait....gaand mein cheezein lena hi toh kashmiriyat hai xD
>>57379947
Lol xd
Facebook nahi hai, jaa apni maa ko kashmiriyat sikha ke aa aur mere dimaag mat kha
Reminder that West Bengal is rightful Bangladeshi clay
>>57380081
Teri maa ko nationalism sikha deta hun jab uski badbudaar choot mein apna lund gaadunga
Reading hindi's pretty hard even with english script.
>>57380095
A Bangladeshi girl from UK posted in a thread a few days back asking whether there were any bangladeshi posters here. Shame you weren't around then, she could have been a chakma and we could have coerced her into posting her pic.
https://youtu.be/bzQ1GXTsuOU
MAGA
A
G
A
Please post in my very amusing thread
>>57379873
>>57379873
>>57379873
>>57380175
Just stop posting anytime now bhai.
PS: I'm not the Kashmiri.
>>57380252
Yeah there are certain sounds in Hindi which the English alphabet cannot capture.
>>57380095
>septic japan that is somehow the most densely populated country even after a genocide.
hue
>>57380280
>UK
probably a Sylheti
Not my style
Did she say where her parents were from?
>>57380357
What a lad
>>57380374
Yeah, reading devanagari isn't any easier for me anyways
>>57380095
pehle 3 ball pe 2 run banana sekh le bacche. Uske baad Bengal ke baare mein sichiyo.
>>57379403
happens when i drink 5$ vodka or box wine.
>>57379516
you're gonna whip my ass (pretty gay bro) for sleeping with your mom (who you for some reason call bhai?)
>>57379561
arrrre bhai
>>57380081
looool
>>57380252
the combined characters are fucked. i like reading urdu better
>>57380801
kek
Chalo Bhaiyon main padhne jaa raha
GN
>>57380971
Bye Kashmiri bhai
>>57380862
Can you read urdu? My dadu tried teaching me once but I couldn't learn.
>>57380971
apni ammi ki jab zarurat ho toh bataa diyo, bhej dunga
>>57381083
yeah. bit rusty but i taught myself a while back.
gurmukhi (punjabi) is the easiest to read
writing urdu (neatly) is fucking retarded. I find writing chinese much easier
>>57380432
>Did she say where her parents were from
I don't think so.
Also, the girl you posted is ugly. Posting superior bangladeshi girl. Shame she's fucking that macchi smelling midget.
I'm afraid to appear a tad prejudiced, but as far as my knowledge of Hindustan goes, a trip there would be dangerous. I can be pickpocketed, leeched off by greedy vendors (evem the state officially recognizes it by making foreigners pay for tickets to Taj Mahal 20 times more than the natives), catch diarrhea/and or some exotic infection I have no immunity against.
Am I exaggerating?
>>57381111
>bataa diyo
Dilli ka chutiya detected
>>57380971
Shub ratri bhaijaan.
>>57381289
gross exaggeration
>>57381111
nice quads
>>57381306
Bihari detected
>>57381306
wannabe kashmiriyon-ka-messiah detected
>>57381289
>Am I exaggerating
A little. I've met quite a few foreigners (Russians too) and they love the place. They do have their complaints but overall they like it here. But I would recommend you to not visit till the time you are 100% sure.
>>57381289
oh snap. sup yo? how's the turtle doin?
made any progress with farsi or arabic?
worst that'll happen to you in india is you'll get the shits. and cheated at shops if you don't speak the language. pretty safe otherwise
>>57381289
I see your savita bhabhi torrent has finished downloading.
>pickpocketing
Oblivious fucks get pickpocketed
>leeched off
Even Indians aren't immune to this
>diarrhoea/infection
Probably, russian climate is not conducive for growth of microbes like ours. So your immune system is dyel tier compared to BIG STRONG INDIAN immune systems
>>57381628
oh wow, i used to remember wanking to some hindi comic when i was india because of the fucking FUP
>>57381586
>how's the turtle doin?
You remember :P They are nice. The bigger one (she is turned out to be a female) a few days ago escaped her watertank and got her skin on head ripped off. :/ But she's okay, hungry and active as always.
>made any progress with farsi or arabic?
It's rather difficult to practice Arabic, even on interpals it's hard to find a pal. I dunno, maybe I'll save money and travel once to some Arab country or go to the course (maybe even abroad sometime). As for Farsi, I abondoned it - it'd be kinda sad to study a language and have no one to talk with.
>if you'll get the shits
Diarrhea is my biggest fear.
>>57381628
I looked through it and I didn't like it. Wacky art, unpleasant heroine. Instead I found a site where I could fap^W watch all Velamma issues. I even downloaded a couple of them, if you want. I may post the link.
>microbes
Do many people wash their hands with soap there?
>>57381264
How's this one?
>>57382215
>abandoned
>want,
>>57382215
yeah, can't forget those buggers. what do you usually feed them?
i find IP more useful for talking to east asians. I'm studying chinese and it's such a useful tool for meeting chinese people.
don't worry about it. head over, taste the delicious food, have some rum, relax. catch some live music at a mosque on a thursday or friday in old delhi.
the shits is just a small part of the experience. most foreigners i've talked to have loved india.
sanitary is very different in india. at some street vendors, gutter water is good enough to wash the dirt off of produce. they then load the shit up in bags and then sell it at a market to people to cook with.
be sensible if you go to india. you can save t yourself a lot of trouble by only drinking legit foreign bottled water and washing stuff a lot
Why are non-desi people shitposting in this thread?
Report karo inko
>>57382239
Meh, but atleast she's better than the last one. Girls like the one in pic are are quite a turn on for me. Just the slight hint of chink genes.
>>57382293
W-why are you lurking in these parts?
>>57382505
Everyone except bullies and Dalits are invited.
>>57382621
>Everyone except bullies and Dalits are invited.
And homosexuals
>>57382433
>yeah, can't forget those buggers. what do you usually feed them?
Low-fat fish (hake, Alaska pollock), occasionally shrimps.
>i find IP more useful for talking to east asians
I was literally besieged by Thai gals so I had to block Thailand from messaging altogether.
>drinking legit foreign bottled water
I read this advice reading a trip story about some Sub-Saharan country.
>>57382857
>And homosexuals
:c
>>57382919
You're gay?
>>57382863
are they as big as they're going to get? don't they live really long as well?
same. any message from thailand or russian girls is
>intothetrashitgoes
same with africans
yeah. you can't be too careful. i've had days where i ate some dodgy street food and was up till 4am shitting
Went to India 2 weeks ago, had a great time. Didn't get food poisoning and encountered no designated shitting streets. Would go back.
>>57383153
Also, Indian kids would ask to take selfies with me no matter where I went. Is there some sort of Indian appeal to taking selfies with a white dude?
>>57383037
I'm not sure anymore. I'm turned on by brown pussy. It's the sole kind of women whose booty and boobs make me raise the purple flag.
>>57383150
Up to 25-30 cm or something. Around 30 years.
How terrifying. Could you recommend how to learn which restaurant or café is safe?
>>57382215
Poor people, probably not. But anyways our sub tropical climate is a party zone for the microbes. But if you stick to decent places and not go around """exploring street food""" you should be fine. And of course, always drink bottled water of a well known brand.
>>57382621
Bangladeshis have this hint of chinkiness about them, not present in our bokachodas. My cook has those eyes.
Also, who the fuck is giving police verification to bangla immigrants in DelhiNCR? I will not stand for this discrimination against our Biharis in low paying jobs and such.
>>57383529
It's kinda a silly question but how do desi girls react to white, slim guys, especially of Eastern European descent?
>>57383329
the best bet is to go around with a local. they'll generally steer you in the right direction.
that's a fucking long time, jeez. they're like birds that way.
also restaurant reviews are a big thing in india. we love complaining about shit. check out the zomato app. if the restaurant is any good, the owner actually cares about quality and his business'
>>57383529
i fucking always think of bongs as burnt kallu chinks.
>>57383762
Don't know any girls of that sort 2bh.
But your melanin deficient skin should attract gold diggers who are after the Dollarz. Or maybe some genuinely nice ones. Not sure either way.
>>57383762
The girls here are the shallowest on the planet. Being white, you'll have it easy with the girls
>>57384133
>they're like birds that way.
Even more than you can imagine. I buy them cuttlebone, pound it, roll their food in this powder and feed them. It gives them much-needed Ca.
>>57384308
>Dollarz
>poor ruskie
Lel.
>The girls here are the shallowest on the planet.
It's sucky. Though I haven't even talked to one yet.
>>57383153
>>57383259
Which places did you visit?
>kids taking selfies
White skin is revered here.
>>57384754
my birds are such cunts. little bastards are more aggressive than attack dogs
desu
DUDE POO LMAO
>>57385102
What are those, parrots?
>>57385130
DUDE BUILD THE WALL LMAO
>>57385254
>Bangladeshi
you aren't even Murcian. You have to go back.
>>57384798
Most of my time was spent in Goa (specifically Anjuna), but I also walked around Mumbai for a few hours. Wasn't there long enough to get anything more than a tourist's perspective on things, but it was pleasant nonetheless.
Yeah, I sort of got the feeling that India is pretty racist while I was there. I noticed that practically zero TV shows or advertisements featured any dark-skinned people. Also, there was an incident where a restaurant we were at tried to kick an Indian family out so that me and my friend had a place to sit.
>>57385322
I'm a naturalized, integrated citizen, Jose.
I even have my required red cups that every American must own.
>>57385149
these bitches
>>57385332
>pic
D-do you have more?
>>57385502
They are adorable. My turtles aren't calm either: they constantly try to bite my fingers during feeding.
>>57381169
writing urdu (neatly) is fucking retarded.
What do you mean by neatly?
I have read the Mahabharata. Is really interesting book and more complex and deep than I expected, I mean ... is not just a bunch of people fighting, there are metaphysics there.
>>57385656
i prefer dogs.
>>57386094
so it actually looks nice and clean. my urdu writing is fucked. i dunno if you guys take calligraphy classes over there, but mine looks like squiggles with dots
>>57386646
>i prefer dogs.
Pleb
>>57386816
sorry i don't keep fish and potatoes as a pet
>>57385332
>Mumbai
>Goa
Pleb itinerary 2bh
>>57386955
>implying I own either of those
>>57387009
I know. I was traveling with a friend who had never left the states, so I didn't want to go anywhere too extreme. Not to mention that my plan for the trip was primarily to relax on the beach, drink cheap liquor and get massages from desi aunties. There was no way this trip was going to be anything beyond pleb-tier.
Tbh, I wish I had some Indian friends to go backpacking across the country with.
>>57386646
>so it actually looks nice and clean
Still not sure what you mean. How's this? I am out of practise though, haven't written in Urdu in years.
>calligraphy classes
No one does unless they specifically want to learn calligraphy. It's nt taught in school. And I learnt to write in Urdu in grade 7 and only studied it till grade 10. I found it easy and my teacher would be quite impressed with my handwriting.
>>57387669
>only studied it till grade 10
And what did you next?
By the way, looks way more sophisticated than Arabic.
>>57387992
Is this urdu? I can't understand what you've written. Other than that the handwriting looks fine and what some of my classmates wrote like.
>And what did you next?
Carry on my studies. I only studied urdu specifically from grades 7 to 10.
>>57387669
My handwriting
>>57385332
>those dirty, dirty hands
>>57388211
That's henna. Nice memes though friendo
>>57388105
Nah, Arabic. "My name is Alex and I live in Atlanta" (wrote for one American guy I was talking with). Thanks btw.
Well, what do you study? I mean, science, literature?..
>>57388151
Nasta'liq is difficult, I remember it when I studied Persian. You need an Urdu book with good writing lessons.
>>57388211
>those dirty, dirty hands
Pizzaland confirmed for uncultured
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehndi
>>57388365
arabic always looked more sloppy when written to me than urdu or farsi
too...linear
picked up some farsi calligraphy books, but the shit is difficult. hard to get the strokes right with an ink pen and not a kalam
i think my handwriting in urdu is un-readable bullshit. writing chinese (which is supposed to be hard) is easier for me
>>57387514
>>57388297
Why are you posting pics of random whores?
>>57388496
What are you, a fag?
>>57388151
Could be cleaner but seems fine honestly. Not as bad as you made it sound. If you're expecting to write it like it's written, don't worry. No one writes it like that.
>>57388365
Science. And whats Nasta'liq?
>>57388496
My bad, I forgot that posting pictures of random whores is considered bad taste on 4chan.
>>57388599
accha? sachi gal e? i thought it was first class shit
>>57388736
It's not writing I'd say is good, but it's not shit either.
>>57388582
>>57388683
They're not even easy on the eyes.
Post some quality stuff or none m8.
Wo sab chhoro, someone make a new thread.
>>57388483
>too...linear
Yeah, it utilizes the Naskh writing style.
>>57388483
On the contrary, your writing is perfectly understandable. It is just too, well, linear. The letters don't flow seamlessly into each other.
>>57388599
>Science. And whats Nasta'liq?
It's the Persian calligraphic style that Urdu utilizes. You just wrote it, bhai.
>>57388798
awright. can be improved then. not totally screwed
>>57389018
probably why i don't like my writing. you practice often with your writing?
can anyone here tell me anything about astral projections?
>>57389109
Calligraphy? Nah, Arabic just doesn't need that. i'm fine with this handwriting.
>Arab writing systems discussion on /desi/
Please discuss Brahmic scripts or leave
>>57388876
NEW THREAD
>>57389312
>>57389312
>>57389222
Bullshit, that's all you need to know
>>57389262
>Arabic writing system
