/cum/
Bullying Canda edition
And the midwest
good edition señor
There is literally everything wrong with e-sports s e n p a i
Less then half an hour on my shift (after my lunch ends) and then I get to go home to pizza hut and 4 days off in a row (4.5 if you count the rest of today)
Do you think that you could kill someone?
>>57343567
it would be extremely painful
>thats right, I do play e-sports
>>57343418
We're all friends at the moment
>>57343427
Canada deserves it
>>57343476
No he's the neighbor she was spying on
Swede took his boss out for lunch and talked about what he thought was wrong with the company
His charisma was too low and he got fired
Man every time I look for something horrible to post about Canada, there's never any news. Nothing ever happens in that peasant country.
This is the worst thing I could find... but everyone already knew the CMP were retarded.
>>57343567
Only if it's in case of life or death I guess I could.
Also I would destroy anyone who hurts my family.
>See a new anime
>"Oh the style looks cool, let's what's it ab-"
>Has witches, wizards, magic and shit
You guys made me start re-downloading the sims
>>57343654
>Also I would destroy anyone who hurts my family.
You are passionate.
>>57343567
I think I could if I needed to,I'm the kinda guy that just likes to pull the band-aid right off so if I do end up with any second thoughts about taking another life, it'll be long after I've already done it.
>>57343658
>>57343658
>watching anime
>>57343623
They're just too cute, honestly
We should kicked them out of this thread
>>57343567
Only if my own life or the life of someone close to me was threatened.
new season of Trailer Park Boys is pretty shit tbhonest.
>>57343717
it's a trap
>playing the sims
>want to kill mother in family for tragedy boner
>since I made her unlucky death brought her back to life every time since she amused him
>>57343736
>not watching anime for the deep plot and backstory
>>57343775
It was shit after S6 tbqh
Either way, frig off Berb
>>57343797
I always get really attached to the characters i make and get really sad when they are sad, and feel horrible when they die.
When one of them dies I usually just stop playing
>>57343658
>Draw a girl
>Call it a boy
>Draw a teenager
>Call it an adult
>Draw a little kid
>Call it a teenager
Anime, everyone.
HOLY FUCK I JUST WOKE UP AND IT'S SNOWING BUCKETS OUTSIDE
WTF I HATE CANADA NOW
>yes the age of fictional characters is of high concern
>>57343909
b-but it's spring (and well on its way to summer)
>>57344033
this is a 4000 year old anime girl
>go take a drive to get some gas and buy some pizza
>get a flat
>i was already driving on my spare
>>57344093
dragon*
shit
>>57344158
So now what?
>>57344158
CAR'D
What's up, /cum/? It's me, Thoug.
What's paprazzi on the track?
Mom bought me crackers instead of cookies. I think I got psycho trauma. Might consider suicide now. Why can't parents understand I'm jobless not because there're no well-paid jobs in my shithole but because I have ANXIETY??
>>57343909
>I JUST WOKE UP
>>57344033
It isn't about that it's about intentionally drawing a child for sick perverted fucks who get off to it. Lolicon is a disease that needs to be purged
>>57344203
Who the fuck is named Thoug
>>57344226
t. Average Russian teenager
>>57344234
I WORK NIGHTS
>>57344279
American can't get the irony.
I still don't understand why everyone here hates Canadians.
Anyone here skate?
>>57343888
I can't play the sims for too long without realizing I just spent 3 hours telling people to clean shit up or to eat food so they don't starve desu
>>57344226
>>57344336
Dmitri fuck off
We're not allowed to have problems because Russians live like white niggers?
Kek.
Use muh OC for the next thread
>>57344408
Success breeds jealousy
I gave a speech for my class, and now I have to watch a recording of myself giving the speech.
>>57344466
>>>57344408
>Success breeds jealousy
This.
It's lonely as fuck at the top, faam.
>>57344504
but why
are you taking some Speech meme class to git gud at talking to others?
>>57344437
It is time well spent though
Escapism at its finest
>>57344419
I did for a long time.
I hope you've seen the dopest skate tape in history btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5WiJVz7pFY
>>57344563
It's required for an associates degree.
I wasn't originally planning to get an associates, but I was looking through my degree plan a while back and I noticed I'm only 3 or 4 classes away, so I decided why the fuck not.
>>57344408
Probably 'cause we're smug.
>>57344188
>now what
it's a cosmic sign that I should order delivery and go back to playing videogames
>have gravel driveway, snow everywhere, ground is frozen
>have to fucking shovel it by hand because my trucks 4x4 seized up
>let brother borrow snow plow, hasn't returned it yet
>Quad has a transmission problem so i can't plow the snow with it
>>57344686
>mfw I never shovel snow and my parents have to do it before/after work
LMAO
>>57344226
Not our fault you have so much trouble accepting the shithole you live in and complaining about it instead of doing something about it. Maybe actually work to fix your situation instead of projecting your inadequacies onto us
>>57344686
>>57344779
>they don't pay someone to do snow removal for them
>>57344779
fuck off NEET
>>57343464
Mass. is so small though. How do you plan on defeating tens of millions, especially when the Dakotas hold all our nukes? PA only pledges support to MA in defensive scenarios
>>57344851
I live in a rural area with no neighbours, no way i'm paying someone to fucking shovel my driveway when i could do it myself
>>57344852
Neet master race
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>mfw I haven't worked longer than I can remember
Ahahahahaha stay poor
Hahahahahahaha
>not having a chicano lover that serenades you in Spanish and mows your lawn
>>57344452
I understand the fat dude, but what is going on with the greasy Walmart shirt?
>mfw wondering what would happen if the government collapses
>>57344932
I'm not poor though. I have a very well paying job. Stressful but well paying.
>tfw you will never be your own gf
>>57345008
Take your Canadian cucking America maymays and reverse them
>>57345008
It never will, don't worry
If it does...
>mfw we're robbing Wagecucks in taxes and will Rob them physically if our NEETkingdom collapses
>>57344957
>chicanos
>>57345008
EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
i hate snow
>>57345098
Jinx you owe me a blowjob
Hello my friends
>>57345097
>>57345098
>got shot again
NEET FROGS OUT
>>57345098
there's chicanos among you
>>57345185
>be American
>get shot
>>57345188
KYS WAGEKEK
HAHAHA
>british "men"
>>57345294
>he's not into femdom
i am alberto
ruler of the moorish caliphate
>>57345320
>taking your fetishes out of the bedroom
no better than flaming homos desu
>>57345320
>TFW no qt gf to peg me
Why live?
>>57345361
I kinda want to try pegging desu
>>57345361
>>57345383
>>57345357
>He's not bisexual master race
Hahaha straightfag straightfag!
>>57345361
>>57345383
>tfw seriously considering getting a toy from BadDragon
I feel naughty
>>57345388
sex with a woman isn't gay lad
>>57345383
It looks like it feels good tbqh.
>>57345438
Same. N-no homo...
what's a pansexual?
So they can transplant a uterus into a woman born without one now. The uterus has been described as something like "plug and play". All babies are born via C-section in women receiving a transplant.
Any takers on when the first trans M2F receives a uterus and gives birth?
Ideally it would be one of those new 3-gene babies, so the kid could be M-M-F and born to a biological male just to make shit as fucky as possible.
>>57345469
>getting fucked in the ass isnt gay
>>57345506
You are attracted to everything and everyone.
>>57345521
>He hasn't had a prostate orgasm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE MISSING OUT
>>57345529
>everything
like non-humans?
>>57345521
What is 'gay' anyways? 4chan?
>>57345521
It isn't. Masturbating is more gay than that tbqh
>>57345585
Anything that's lovable, including you. <3
Where 2 find dominatrix gf?
desperately need a gimmick
>>57343828
Anime name?
>tfw no /cum/ bf to dick
>>57345661
>>>/craigslist/
>>57345661
fetlife
Get one, go to munches and meet people
>>57345689
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanna_Be_the_Strongest_in_the_World
>ywn get fucked in a maid outfit by two manly men
>>57345699
Craigslist is DEAD.
business idea: loan money from the bank then loan that money to someone that needs at interest higher then what the bank charged you
>>57345684
Your gimmick is annoying
>>57345684
Yuo're life LOL
/fcum/
>>57345762
It's your money, use it when you need it.
>>57345817
california wine > french wine
>>57345817
maaaaah the french
>>57345817
GET OUT
>>57345762
Why would the person that needs money not just get it from the bank?
>>57345692
T
O
R
O
N
T
O
hi friends
its 5pm, why are you not outside?
>>57345889
Because banks are run by jews
>>57345889
if the bank rejects them
>>57345904
that's so far ;_;
>>57345724
I'm shy...
>>57345928
what would I be doing outside?
>>57345979
Grilling a burger like any normal American
>>57345979
living the life
>>57345928
It's still winter here, Faisal.
Why would welfarecucks fell better than wagecucks?
If you ain't self employed you're a second rate citizen
>TFW no qt crossdressing bf
>>57346018
but to get to burger Id have to walk a mile up and down a giant hill
>>57346070
Lewd tbqh
>>>/b/
>>57345974
dommes are practically unicorns
you won't get one magically delivered for you when you earn good boy points
>>57346064
Is that what you tell yourself?
I have money, I have no expenses. I have infinite time.
U mad fag?
craving a poutine tbqh
>>57346124
meant for >>57346016
cum haha hehe
>>57345904
>Toronto
>>57346162
what, $150 every week or 2? l m a o
>>57346162
Negro por favor...
>>57346170
>You will never time travel and fuck a Flapper
>tfw no peruvian bf
>>57346239
Nope my parents give me money
>TFW higher networth than u
Hahahahahahahaha ^10
>>57346170
Francois don't you have some baguette bags to create?
>>57346381
Are you for real?
>go to grandparents house
>grandfather asks me to pick weeds
>spend an hour and a half picking weeds in his yard and driveway
>pays me $200
>grandmother makes me a sandwich afterwards and gives me some cupcakes
I fucking love my grandparents.
>>57346365
why a peruvian?
You could have an american you know
ahhhh the memories
>>57346381
>tfw no cute French gf from the countryside who's come to the city for the first time and relies on you to show her around and understand how things work
>>57346512
Want to buy gf
>>57346512
>He played runescape
>He was too poor to afford WoW subscription
L
O
L O L
O
L
>>57346482
200 bucks + food for less than 2 hours of work?
That's a nice deal yo
>>57346512
>go back to 06 runescape
>get a headache and eye cancer
i don't know how i put up with it
>>57346494
PeruviANS are the most handsome men in the world
>>57346562
>used to laugh at WoW fags for paying 10 bucks a month for membership
>thats now the membership cost for OS and RS3
>>57346584
t. CanadiANUS
>>57346584
Proofs?
>>57346555
Nice trips Billybob.
>>57346381
OMG, WOULD !!!
Would buy this bag...and bang the slag...
>>57346584
>>57346365
you need a manitoban bf more
>>57346581
>cant handle 06 graphics
nigga please. It was all about using your imagination and being absorbed into the world and lore
>>57346656
>>57346723
>when youre friends dont want to do anything
literally about to get cut
>>57346725
>runescape world and lore
>>57346738
you still need a manitoban bf more desu
Why isn't America annexing at least a part of Canada so they can unite with Alaska?
>>57346804
Why haven't you taken back Constantinople?
>>57346725
>lore
>fucking runescape
Literally random number generator for PVP and a Korean grind fest for everything else, with 2d graphics and the worst community known to man
>>57346786
pre 'death of guthix' and God Wars at lumby, Gielnor was straight DOPE, fampai
>>57346804
We are
Stay quiet Xiannopolous, it's a secret plan
>>57346842
Because it's full of T*rks.
>>57346804
soon
soon
>>57346804
we're waiting for summer when theyre at their weakest
>>57346857
>worst community known to man
I'm sorry, what?
>>57346857
t. never played a day of runescape
>>57346964
>Everyone is a scammer, spammer, cheater or trying to fuck you over in some way
>>57346964
>L4D2
>worst community
-9000000000000000001/10
>>57346982
Prove me wrong.
PvP is literally decided by a random number generator, most simplistic combat of any game besides farmville
Levelcap takes 5 years of nonstop playing to achieve
>>57347023
>Im dumb and got scammed, therefor the community is shit
you're the reason Jagex implemented the GE and player to player trading died
>>57346908
They managed to get rid of the Greeks, why can't you do the same?
>>57347098
Uh in no other game is every single player actively trying to scam you in some fucking way.
It's a shit game.
>my face when i think i got rejected cause of religion
>>57347112
Because America has their back and dont let us remove them.
I hope Trump gets elected, I heard he hates Turks and all muslims in general.
>>57347194
I dunno what kind of shit trades you were in but there were plenty of people who did fair trades or even undercut market price to sell to me
and catherby fishing areas were comfy as fuck for public chat
>>57347272
>Here SENPAI come to the wilderness bring your items don't worry it's safe
>Hey dude just visit this website they give you free gold don't worry it's not a scam
Don't even get me started on how 90% of the community doesn't even play, just bots
>>57347350
>i'm not console masterrace
Lel
>>57347255
by a girl?
>>57347255
just say you're circumcised or something
...you are talking about a jewish girl right?
>>57347425
yes
>>57347350
it still just sounds to me like you got shitty trades or were looking for any scammers possible
. None of that happens south of edgeville or Varrock
>>57347450
shitty man
how can I rig the lottery
I want millions of dollars
>>57347518
How is money real if we're not real
america is not safe
>>57347518
by being in charge of the lottery and having the mathematical formulas set in your favour
>>57347480
pretty sure she likes me so its perplexing
>best friend got a gf
>we don't even talk anymore because he's always with her
Fuck women
>>57347564
>short bus
guess they had a short life
>>57347628
Can it Carlos
Old Milwaukee Dry buds
It was cheap
Always remember lads
>>57346381
That baguette does look pretty good.
Hello, I'm a huge Ameriboo!
soz for saying fuck off yanks lol
>>57347518
I think the quickest way to make a mil is probably just fraud. Getting away with the cash seems hard tho. Martin S. is a cunt but he's still really smart.
>>57347743
DEBNTS
E
B
N
T
S
>>57347518
Be a lucky son of a bitch.
t. a lucky son of a bitch who's gonna win the lottery some day god dammit.
>>57347743
you and I are now friends. hello new friend
>>57347766
>doing the meme wrong
>>57347603
>my only two friends find a girl to join their study group
>both fall for her
>don't even hang out or invite me anymore
>as far as I know one asked her out during junior year and the other got her for prom
and thats why I spent most of highschool by myself
Don't even want to know what sorta gay shit happened inbetween
>TFW no gf with a feminine penis
>>57347255
Try not being a heathen. It's pretty easy.
>>57347743
>>57347656
Careful what you say bro he's been working out
>>57347743
Welcome!
>>57347743
PAY DEBTS
Is Bernie a communist?
>>57347920
>Welcome
>Not wel/cum/
God damn no one has any fucking style around here
>>57347628
>Carlos on tren
Don't be mean to Greece
>>57347972
No just a democratic socialist
>>57347743
>I'm a huge Ameriboo
>>57347972
Yes he is you nerd
>>57348010
Shut up
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
>>57343567
If it was necessary.
>>57348050
Yes hello it's me
>>57348050
*picks up the phone*
Oh, I think it's for you, Greece.
>>57343567
>Do you think that you could kill someone?
Gladly if I could get away with it
>>57347972
Socialist, but he used to be a Soviet sympathizer back in the day, so deep down inside probably.
>Gladly if I could get away with it
>>57348050
ring ring pussy it's your mummy on the phone
>>57348042
I don't think you understand what communism is
>>57348145
Who wouldn't tho
Why does Canada exist? Seriously, just tell me a reason!
>>57348145
>>57348113
free healthcare is communism lads
>>57348208
Because we allow it.
wish i had a gf lads
>tfw done nothing but shitpost on 4chan all day
>>57348208
For when this place turns into Mexico, but it seems like Canada is turning into Pakistan.
Thank God for Alaska.
>Grease
>>57348208
because without them we'd have these hellish creatures shitting everywhere all year
You Greek posters need to go.
Go take a nap or something, just fuck off.
>being mean to Greece bud
>>57348303
Same but for the last few months
>>57348303
are you the faggot that won't stop shitposting about "boypussy"? seriously man just kill yourself.
Did any of you lads fill out a janitor application for shits and giggles?
I would vote for Trump!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>>57348359
t. Argus Mitharopolopolous
>>57348389
Please do not tease Hiroshimoot-kun.
