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Does your country have a twin?
mexico
>seriously: portugal or italy
>>57335721
Latvia x Lithuania
Suomi x Eesti
>>57335721
At least our twin isn't gay, oh wait, A FUCKING LEAF?!
Unionists would probably say Ireland
I thought we were triplets Norway. Or is oil thicker than blood for you?
>>57335721
>US
>UK
>AU
We're triplets that hate each other's guts.
>>57335721
updated
>>57335721
You realize basically all these "twins" hate each other right?
>>57336063
nice
>>57336111
that's the point my friend
US
Argentina's twin is Uruguay
>>57336063
Ecuador and Peru
Poland x Hungary i guess
>>57336063
Indonesia and Malaysia
Thailand Myanmar
Oman Yemen
Guyana Suriname
Netherlands Belgium
AusNZ
>>57336402
>Guyana Suriname
No such thing exists
Emm.. Pluto?
L
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I n about 10 years time our twin's going to be Morocco tho
U
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Czechia.
Show me 2 countries that are more similiar.
Ukraine - Russia
Morocco - Algeria
Australia - NZ
all african countries except arabs and south africa
>>57336021
Norway is our adopted step child.
Paraguay Uruguay
Colombia Brazil
Peru Bolivia
Austria Switzerland
Israel Lebanon
NK SK
>>57336039
The desillusion
>>57336334
This. Chile's twin is Perú and they hate each other.
Mongolia and Finland
>>57335721
OP Sweden really ought to be twinned with Finland and Denmark probably with you guys
>>57335721
Canada
Canada and Australia are fraternal twins
>>57336573
>Austria Switzerland
Germany - Austria
Switzerland - Luxembourg
>>57336137
Twins don't usually hate each other. Also The UK and France are very different so not really twins.
>>57336464
Perhaps Ukraine?
>>57336464
Russia x Mongolia
Belarus x Ukraine
>>57336063
correct these:
spain - portugal
argentina - uruguay
chile - peru
>>57336063
Germany - Austria
Belgium - Netherlands
Czechia - Slovakia
Iran - Aghanistan maybe
then I would change:
Slovenia - Croatia
Serbia - Montenegro
Romania - Moldova (especially this last one)
>>57336789
You've been fighting since the dawn of time tbqh
>>57336789
I think UK should be twinned with Ireland. France with Italy.
Or better yet France with Algeria.
>>57336573
>Paraguay Uruguay
more like Argentina Uruguay and Paraguay Nobody
>>57336859
Serbia and Croatia are like two sides of the same coin tbqh
>>57336678
Finland is not scandinavian. Finland and Estonia would be a better pair imo.
>>57336789
>Twins don't usually hate each other
>>57336814
May be, both were called Russias during Emperial times. Belarus too.
>>57336941
Are we deciding twins or rivalries then?
>>57336964
Does the term "twins" mean something else in your language?
>>57336915
I think foreigners get confused because of the fucking guarani river names.
Actually we haven't shared much except that time in 1868 that didn't end well...
Somalia Ethiopia
Kenya Tanzania
Rwanda Burindi
>>57335721
>>57336063
>France with UK
Are you for real ? We are like the sun and the moon.
Sweden and Somalia
Perú, although Peruvians are less polite. The only Peruvians I met in my country were pretty arrogant and some of them rude, even though they weren't from a "poor" background.
>>57337052
rivalries where the other side is similar to oneself
>>57337109
that's what they all say
Yes, sadly
>>57337053
Are you saying British twins don't want to kill each other?
>>57336789
>>57337109
>>57337129
France should be twined with itself
Everybody in that country hate each others
Greeks and Turks are not alike expect memes. Azerbaijan is the only country that can be twin with Turkey.
>>57336650
>Chile's twin is Perú
>>57336842
>chile - peru
how in hell
Chile is a loner
Peru is twin with Bolivia
>>57336063
Czechia and Slovakia are twin countries, one of the best examples in my opinion. Also China should be with Taiwan. Japan is a lone wolf.
>>57336842
>chile-peru
Chile culture does not share with any country in SA
I would say that our little "culture" is more like the American consumerist
>>57337233
Chile is complicated, they are basically an unlikable autistic loner but they were formally a part of Perú and I think their culture is closer to theirs and if they had a Twin it would be Peru.
>>57335721
dont get it
seems like its not a map of ethnic groups
>>57337276
PRC and Taiwan are the same people split by ideology though, like the Koreas
>>57337304
Glad you admit it.
Jk i love you.
>>57337316
>culture is closer to theirs
not at all
>but they were formally a part of Perú
So Finland is Russia's twin?
Spain-Morocco
>>57337332
So they should be twins
Also, Spain with Italy or Portugal, why would you twin it with Mexico
>>57336063
fixed desu senpai
Also
Niger and Nigeria
Finland and Benin
>>57336909
>Or better yet France with Algeria.
You fuckin wot m8 ?
>>57337547
Twins aren't supposed to hate each others.
They're supposed to protagonize the best pornos
>>57337547
fuck you, almost choked on my beer when I saw somalia
>>57335721
You can add
Russia - Ukraine (Although they are twins who hate each other)
USA - Canada
Spain - Portugal
Italy - Greece
>>57337547
>fixed
>USA with Russia
>CHILE WITH PERU
But Peru goes with Bolivia
>>57337459
>not at all
Chileans have a culture that is unlike any of its neighbors, but to me they are closer to Perú's than to Argentina's as OP map implies. Like how they fight over muh pisco just like we do with the argies over tango or asados.
And about being a part of Perú it is relevant since their "birth" as nations was the same so it's another argument for being twins.
>>57336334
>>57336650
Yes, actually Argentina and Uruguay have a lot of common things tan with Chile
>>57337547
Argentina's twin is Uruguay, pls fix it
>>57337684
Russia - Belarus would be better than Russia - Ukraine
>>57337809
Uruguay is Argentina's child.
>>57337849
Ukraine - Belarus would make the most sense
>>57337849
Belarus is Russia's child.
>Algeria & Morocco
>Japan & China
>Congo-Brazzaville & Congo-Kinshasa
>Peru & Bolivia
>NZ & Straya
>Italy & Spain
>Germany & Austria
>Greece-Turkey
FUCK.YOU.
>>57335721
I think that the closer thing to a twin we have would be Colombia.
But I'm not so sure desu.
Another option would be Brazil, the language isn't the same of course but we do have many similarities.
>>57337547
>Madagascar
Did I miss out on some epic new meme?
>>57337770
>they are closer to Perú's than to Argentina's as OP map implies
True, but chilean culture is still closer to USA than to Peru, and you wouldn't consider making Chile and USA twins.
There's more banter between Chile and Argentina than between Chile and Peru (if anything, both Peru and Bolivia fight over stuff with Chile over stuff and both hate Chile, but Chile doesn't really gives a crap about either country).
Updated.
Arg/Uru/Braz a trio
>>57337547
Put Spain with Portugal and Italy, we have nothing to do with Mexico.
Peru and Bolivia are twins, Chile has nothing to do with Peru
>>57338114
>Israel & Switzerland
>>57338114
wtf man
>twin of argies
>twin of peru
We just share borders with those savages
>>57337547
>us
>russia
I guess our twin would be Palestine?
>>57335814
i thought we were twins america?
Updated
Two triples
>>57338409
>being twins with a non-country
let me guess, you think albana's twin is kosovo?
>>57338545
is Puerto rico a non country?
>>57338534
now this is better
>>57338416
You're a part of us senpai <3
>>57338623
It's not exactly a country is it?
>>57338534
>Argentina
>Cucks chile out of their land
>not a twin
Just because they're rivals doesn't mean they're not twins lmao.
>>57337316
chile """culture""" is literally a bastard version of anglo, we got nothing in common with peru besides language
>>57338816
we cucked them from the best ocean
>>57338915
>besides language
even the language is very different
>>57338012
You have two choises, Albania or Turkey. Your Illyrian brothers or Turk from Mongolistan. Which one do you choose?
>>57337304
>I would say that our little "culture" is more like the American consumerist
delet
>>57339382
Cyprus
>>57338534
>Mexico
>Not Portugal or Italy
>>57338534
Pls correct in this way:
Brazil-Paraguay / Argentina-uruguay
>>57339044
They cucked you out of a giant island and made your country look like a circumcised penis, so...
>>57339611
>Brazil-Paraguay
fuck off, we have no twin
>>57336523
chechia is cute
>>57338816
We have no twins, we are isolationist foreigner copycat mongrels.
>>57339895
Chile doesn't looks like a penis
Sweden (more so, with Finland) look like a penis.
Chile just has a long, bland, boring shape. Perhaps the shape of a chili pepper
>chile
wtf our twin is uruguay
>>57338816
Chile and Argentina have a relationship similar to Finland with Sweden
And Chile with Peru have a relationship similar to USA with Mexico
>>57340415
Yeah, but those countries are small penises compared to Chile. I think you're projecting.
>>57338089
>chilean culture is still closer to USA than to Peru
Absolutely not
>>57335721
how is Chile Argentina's twin?
everyone knows it's Argentina and Uruguay, pic related
>>57340599
Considering a big part of Peru's cultures comes from both their natives (we wuz inca) and their immigrants. And chile's culture literally reject native heritage and has scarce immigrants other than spaniards, I would say we are quite different. We even have a bastardized tea time I mean.
>>57340550
But as a penis, Chile would be way too long and thin.
Also, Benin is appropriately sort of penis shaped
>>57341250
Only good one.
>>57340785
shut up >:(
>>57339895
Bitch please
>>57335721
I dont have a fucking clue.
>>57341537
>THE HANDLE IS LITERALLY CUMMING
>>57341506
Just go hug your twin, Martin
If only Scotland had voted out of the UK we would've been tight.
Fix'd
>>57341537
>HIS COUNTRY IS LITERALLY AN EJACULATING DILDO
>>57342096
Fixed more
>>57341250
This sates my autism.
Only shit maps in this thread.
>>57336909
This France and Algeria are twins
>>57339507
>Central Macedonia
Shouldnt it be Bulgaria for you?
>>57341250
UNIQUE
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>>57342286
Delete this shit
Argentina/Uruguay/Brazil
Peru/Bolivia
Colombia/Venezuela7Ecuador
We have NOTHING in common with Chile,
>>57335721
what about Italy
>>57342189
You can only paint entire countries,
>Estonia
>Any different from Latvia and Lithuania
>Believing in memes.
>>57341250
>Finland and Mongolia
>>57341250
>turkey with bulgaria, romania and moldova
why?
Updated South America
Fix
Chile-Palestine
>>57338012
stop being so butthurt komshi
>>57343353
The true twin
>>57343331
Don't repeat colors
final fix to unite alberto with his ancestors
>>57343445
Spain is actually closer to Italy than Portugak desu
>>57343353
>>57343417
This tb.h.
My local team
>>57343331
porque te queres parecer tanto a brazil?
>Chile and Paraguay
Why?
>>57343563
why is slovenia grouped with slovakia, czechia and hungary?
>>57343563
>Chile/Argentina
Why do you want to trigger Argentina?
>>57338534
>United States
>Russia
>twins
Chile has no twins, Chile is the bastardized brother.
>>57343525
I hope Jews don't find out that Palestino is a football club, or your club's stadium is going to have some American "democracy"
>>57343626
Central Europen shiet.
>>57343640
>Argentina wants to be grouped with Brazil/Favela monkeys.
>>57343519
>Implying.
Dont you mean Morroco?
>>57337109
The UK is the evil twin desu
>>57343563
Siberia is Russian majority, natives are only far east/north
Lamo
UK is basically the retarded one I guess
>>57343781
and with our brother Uruguay
>>57336650
>>57336842
>Chile-Peru
what the actual fuck?
>>57335721
Yes,Austria,you cheeky Cunt
fixed
>Argentina's twin is Chile
lol no, fucking ignorants
>>57343703
I can be your twin
>>57345709
>Argentina/Chile
> Brasil, Bolivia/Paraguay
>Great Colombia/Peru
WTF man
This is actually South America:
Arg/Uru/ Brazil (or south of Brazil)
Peru/Bolivia
Colombia/Ecuador/Venezuela
Chile and Paraguay are only sons
>>57338065
Play the flash game Pandemic 2 and try to infect Madagascar.
>>57346155
mejor solos que mal acompañados
>>57346272
This
but...
>arg/uru/bras
>bras
Why?
Norway and Denmark. We also have Finland as the downs syndrom cousin who eats sand.
>>57345709
>Slovakia/Czechia with Hungary and Slovenia
delet this
We are triplets with Norway and Denmark, but also close twins with Finland.
desu Austria is more like "the Brain" while we are "Pinky".
We have no real "twin" in that sense (same language/culture, but also similar political weight). I guess France could count as distant cousin
Eesti is twin, Norway and Sweden are stepbrothers.
>>57348365
And Russia is the weird uncle with pedophilic tendencies
>>57335721
New Zealand is our little brother more than our twin.
>>57335721
No but we have one evil brother, one retarded brother and a criminally insane cousin.
>>57348643
Are they Denmark, Norway, and Finland respectively?
>>57348643
>and a criminally insane cousin
EBIN :DDDD
>>57348553
They're basically exactly the same as us though
>>57348643
>criminally insane cousin
moms gonna FREAK :DDDDDDDD
>>57338065
Maybe because Hitler wanted to send jews to Madagascar, other than that I don't know
>>57335721
We are not twins with Argentina
>>57335721
>>57346155
No thanks
