Why are English women such slags?
>>57324179
Because ur mum trained them.
i swear its my life dream to fuck a chubby brit slag.
I would fuck English women if they let me.
t. desperate KV
>>57324179
>Why are English women such slags?
i´m virgin , maybe i will do sex tourist in uk soon hahaha
>>57324179
Hey I have that washing machine. But to answer your question, I dunno.
It's probably not true
Urban legend or some such
>>57324179
Very short timeframe of acceptably good looking.
>>57324267
Chubby breasts yes.
>>57324179
> tfw you will never have a slag gf who is a deepthroating, balls emptying, dick dry wringing slag, only for you.
>>57324629
>you will never have a slag gf who is a deepthroating, balls emptying, dick dry wringing slag, only for you.
nazi knows
>>57324267
they usually have hygiene issues
>>57324629
>only for you
literally the oppostie of a slag.
>>57324724
>they usually have hygiene issues
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO :S HAHAHAHA
>>57324694
t. Iraqi sub human
Get in er fukin gash lads
>>57324724
Maybe the ones you've fucked yeah.
>>57324791
those are like the top 1% of slags who get with Rugby players, don't pretend you've ever been with one lad
>>57324694
Of course.
And it huuuuurts.
> she will never ride you with your dick in her vagina or ass and cuddle and kiss and fall asleep in your arms afterwards with leglocking you so you can cum in her while you sleep.
>>57324785
WoW brits arent ugly :S f
fucking meme
>>57324838
I'm not even sure how you go about quantifying such a thing.
>I will never EVER have a Pootsie girl by my side
>she will never EVER talk dirty to me in her sexy British accent
>tfw no Brit slag-cat gf
>>57324914
iktf
>>57324914
this hurts
>>57324179
If they were such slags I'm sure I would have shagged one by now.
Instead I just just end up in relationships with weird looking QTs
>>57324179
They have a heathen upbringing, parents are never around, wandering the streets all through the night, encouraged to smoke fags and get their dinner from the chippy.
>>57324267
>>57324586
keep posting british slags please
>>57324921
wow they are top tier, they are better than spanish girls :(
>no british gf
>>57325182
:O 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000H
>>57325224
you don't want a british gf lmao
>>57325218
The thread will probably be deleted soon anyway.
>>57325182
Sweet baby Jesus those chebs
Most of those slags are ugly as fuck
>>57325294
>you don't want a british gf lmao
why not? :S they are qt :(
>>57325294
Black girls who have a British accent...man, oh man. How could you fucking not?
what's up with british women and fertile tits
>>57325325
Well yes, that's why they're slags. Slags don't become models, they're not known for their 10/10 looks.
>>57325182
She is orange
>>57325356
>British women
>qt
Choose one
>>57324838
rugby players are too posh for slags
>>57325325
Manolo, are you a gay?
>>57325389
I dunno slags piss me off because they probably won't sleep with me. For fucks sake.
Because of third wave feminism, and in their minds dressing up like a slut is a way of sticking it to the man. Oh and personal responsibility doesn't exist and everything wrong in your life is the patriarchy's fault.
>>57325182
Is /brit/ the best country for HIGHTEST individuals?
>>57325396
Probably the lighting, or you need to adjust your monitor settings.
>>57325441
t. jihad john
>>57325406
I'm not Jorge. You must go to any touristic place and see that most of them look like pic related.
>>57324179
Government austerity programs lead to a breakdown in traditional structures, allowing for commercialist views of sex as a disposable commodity to arise.
The same happened in the US during Reagan. Just compare the purely hedonistic sexual dynamics of the 80s to the attitudes of the 1960s. While both eras saw a culture that celebrated promiscuity, in the 60s it happened in the name of love. In the 80s, the emotional value of sex had been thrown to the sideline, as the act was considered by so many Wall Street upstarts and new wave pop divas to be only another luxury to be consumed -- akin to a Coke, even less of a serious investment than the purchase of the latest Michael Jackson cassette.
>>57325506
nah just cause they probably want some sort of house-lad
its always quiet nerdy girls that are interested in me, which in the long run is better but they're so few and far between.
>>57325356
>>57325373
Most are not cute at all, they're chubby and wear tight clothes to trick thirsty betas.
Because of poor diets and drinking they hit the wall at like 21, most girls I went to school with look rough as fuck and I'm only 23.
Also they're just generally unfeminine and bad wife material, don't expect a British woman to ever cook you a meal.
>>57325514
:O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>57324498
I'll be completely honest, in my experience it's not really any truer than any country that's gonna have slags in it. But then I can only speak for my respective areas. And for all I know it could be completely different in Scotland and Wales.
In fact a few of the girls I know are actually quite reserved, one I know has never even had a boyfriend and is now 23 and she's a pretty squirrelly and anxious girl overall. This doesn't necessarily mean she hasn't taken cock of course, but I wouldn't call her a slag.
>>57325514
I would sincerely each and every one of them.
THB
>>57325514
t. Julio Eyzaguirre de Calaceite, known traveller of the British Isles
>>57325182
Gross
>>57325442
*all feminism.
>>57325514
That's what you get with Welsh slags. webm related is a nice Welsh.
>>57325442
most slags have no idea feminism even exists, they just get sucked into the culture because all their friends do it, and their parents are non-existent idiots
Lack of discipline and the influence of American culture? There have been slags around here forever, at least in Scotland.
>>57325559
>waiting for a woman to cook you a meal
What? Do you want her to fix your sockets too?Install your plumbing? Change a lightbulb? Wash your clothes?
Nigga, like, do it yourself ahahahaha
>ywn have a qt british mentally ill gf who talks to you with her comfy british accent how about she wants to commit suicide
>>57325514
welcome to mordor AAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ but some brits girls are top tier with blue eyes n good tits
>>57325754
Yes, I don't get with women unless they pamper me, otherwise they go in the fuckzone
>>57325705
P E R F E C T
I NEED to breed a slag
>>57325766
there's a lot of those types here, shouldn't be hard to find
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x04BGtS6dKw
https://youtu.be/UxpVwBzFAkw
![Prime Minister's Questions- 10 February 2016.mp4_snapshot_04.49_[2016.02.24_23.20.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MK8GpMN.jpg "Prime Minister's Questions- 10 February 2016.mp4_snapshot_04.49_[2016.02.24_23.20.18].jpg")
>>57324179
>washing machine in the kitchen
>>57325766
I've got an English 'model' just for a Brazilian.
>>57325705
TOP
>>57325809
Yeah but they're minority
>>57325905
>>57325995
KILL ME RIGHT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57325995
>>57325995
>>57326091
>>57326049
>Yeah but they're minority
:( but they are not feminazis and drama queens like spanish girls :S:S:S:S
i want to combine god-tier brazilian bunda genes with the british to create the ultimate HIGHTEST woman
> tfw virgin
> got a drunk bj from slag
> next month I have genital herpes
>>57325856
We differ there. There's nothing more sexy for me than that content look on her face when you cook for her and you know you're getting some later because she's all horny, submissively sitting at the table, trying to peek over the counter, and that grand finale when she stuffs her mouth full, food all over her face, burps and jumps on you like a horny cat
I mean, in the world of "independent" people we live in today, just saying you can cook and knowing the difference between differently coloured vegetables can get you laid
>>57326136
yellow head knows
>>57326182
ii---i-iisi--is pic related?
>>57326175
Kaya Scodelario
>>57326155
>but they are not drama queens like spanish girls
I have some bad news for you m8
>>57326155
>but they are not feminazis
All western girls are.
>>57326224
No she was a fake tan goblin sperm demon
>>57326208
that's cute, I'm sure your wife's son loves your cooking
>>57326182
>tfw no brit gf who will give me a bj while dressed in school uniform
>>57325503
>>57325705
>>57326091
Like me some nice hips.
>>57326230
no anon, shes fucken white. It has to be a genuine brazilian parda.
>>57326230
qt patootie.
>>57326230
i wanna facefuck kaya tbqh
>>57326300
Enjoy surviving on proletarian foods like crackers and ketchup, or getting your food handled by a Pajeet Khan at Tesco
>>57326333
>>57326448
turkterrorist knows
>>57326360
>YWN
>>57326478
I can cook for myself well you beta, I just don't do it for women
>>57326531
>cooking for others is beta
lmao, this one
>>57325373
>>57325766
>>57324914
p-please don't fetishise our accents
>>57325374
>>57326590
it is if you continuously do it
>>57326590
I'm sure your chivalry gets you so much pussy lmao
>>57326360
She is wearing socks with pantyhose?
>>57326333
butterface
>>57326699
>>57326711
>it's c-chivalry
>t-they are u-using you!
Golden lel, my boys
>>57326676
I will and you can't stop me
>>57326836
More like butterbutt.
>>57326899
cooking for women and shit doesn't make them love you, they just see you a chump beta to take advantage of
>>57326676
b-b-but it's cute & sexy, how can you not
slag feet
why do English women look so old
can't wait to shag a Leeds girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGH0_IqCm48
>>57325182
Corr, ey, wouldn't mind getting me some o' dat lads.
>>57327010
Slag legs.
>>57326953
>cooking because you want women to love you
>cooking because you want their undivided attention
>cooking because you want to have them as girlfriends/wives
Ahahahahaha, you stiff bastard. I'd buy you a drink if you were here
bring on georide shore
>>57327145
wow +1 for you
>>57327126
dat cleavage
hnng
less stacy
more qts like >>57326182
>>57326953
literally this
>>57327148
When the girl gets used to you cooking, she won't cook at all. So you should only do it on occasion.
>>57327278
portunigga knows
>>57327342
p-please stop racial insults against portuguese
>>57327329
What about cooking food she doesn't like but you do?
YOU LUCKY HUN BASTARDS ARGHGHHGHG
>>57327329
>When the girl gets used to you cooking, she won't cook at all
Looks like you don't meet the kind of women I do
Why are you two so stiff, for Christ's sake. Everyone is taking advantage over everyone at some point. You need to learn how to relax, unwind. That must be unhealthy
>>57327479
what about being urself ;^)
>>57326781
Looks that way. She's probably part Polish or German.
>>57327436
turkterrorist doesn't know
>>57327342
This portunigga always knows mate.
Most women in the UK are fucking vile desu.
The younger generations are alright and seem to be getting better, but fuck me there are so many ugly people.
>>57327633
grim make up and fake tan
>>57327523
Lurker here.
You are right bro. Cooking demonstrates performance prowess and manly self reliance. Cooking gets a brat horny and wet.
Don't listen to the insecure mutants, their criticism belies sexual inadequacy.
>>57327690
>The younger generations are alright and seem to be getting better,
paki inmigrants know
>>57327523
>Looks like you don't meet the kind of women I do
well Turkish women are pure cancer so that might be it. never again.
>>57327479
Then she won't eat it anyway and cook for herself.
>>57327692
There was a show, based in Essex..I believe. It was about remodelling these fake-tan-fake-blond-hair-exhibitionist-tier-fake-nail slags into "standard" women...Used to air here a few years ago. They'd enter this spacecraft thingy and then the two hosts would address them. A bit cringy but was fun watching the before and after
From what I saw, all slags were redeemable
Oh, the hostess was a bombshell (was she?)
>>57327779
isn't flamberge a type of zweihander
>>57327901
lel that pic comes from a DnD manual
it is wildly inaccurate
>>57327783
I went to my nearby city today (cities and large towns in the UK are containment areas for foreigners and poor people) and saw a woman in full ninja outfit. Haven't seen one of those irl for years.
>>57327982
>>57327982
they probably have more class than our women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNLhGPtc_ZU
Do most of these slags have good personalities?
>>57328060
I find it cute t.bh.
>>57328060
She has nice teeth
Kate Moss's sister >>>> Kate Moss
>>57328261
Looks like Russia desu.
>>57328261
>>57328372
Looks like any Eastern European country
10/10 eyebrows Brit coming through.
>>57328372
They're gypsies/pikeys
>>57328463
Lily is something else...but Imogen is #1
>>57325514
cosplay?
>>57328568
She is forever in my heart.
>>57328930
What the hell is this?
>>57328759
>tfw i can't even sit like that, can't even touch butt with my heels, let alone that
how to increase that flexibility guis?
>>57329127
foam roll. There are good guides on fit
>>57328930
sauce.
>>57328759
H I G H T E S T
>>57329127
p-p-pp-ost heels ?
>>57329302
link pls
>>57329071
>>57329315
Just found around, expected you to know.
>>57329542
>>>/fit/17020302
I'm not really 100% sure how to crosslink
>>57326334
White Girl w/ big ass > Shitskin "Girl" w/ big ass
>>57324179
To provide the illusion that you have a chance to spawn also, OP?
Guys do you think I could fuck a moderately attractive British slut? I'm a manlet (that's a given though, look at my flag) and I don't think English grills like manlets.
>>57324179
>>57330288
Massimilano just go to a shit nightclub in a small town and lay on the accent when you espeaka da Eenglish and you'll fill your boots
>>57328234
she looks like a supernatural character
can someone please say who?
>>57330814
Lottie Moss.
>>57327090
Very nice job Anon.
>>57328261
girl on the right is hot desu
>>57324179
Those shorts that go up to your belly button are hideous and I don't know why girls wear them.
They look like you're wearing a diaper
>>57333445
Make their legs look longer.
>>57333638
Knowledge smackdown lol
I came to this board to NOT fap, goddamnit
>mfw i will never ever take a british slag back to her flat, look deeply in her excessively made up eyes with fake lashes and eye liner as i plant a kiss on her lips, tasting her sweet cigarette and porter flavor, and happily discover she has no underwear on under her skin-tight sequin dress
>>57337017
If you come to the UK slags would be all over you just for being a Yank
>Tfw used to like skanks
>Lived in a frat house for three years
>Can't stand them anymore
>>57327893
Snog marry avoid
>>57337695
same with you and american biddies man, you're accent slays over here
