Do you love Australia?
No they're terrible, never move here
Yes,except for shit posters.
>>57305284
yes <3
vegemite sucks
>>57305284
I like kangaroos
I love it so much I plan on moving there soon
>The pride and joy of Australia is a fucking rock
>>57305364
but we're full
eh nah yeah it's okay I guess
>>57305284
this place is horrific and I thoroughly recommend that no one else ever move here
ever
I love Easter, Does it minds that I love Australia then?
Australia is basically an american desert with weirder fauna.
So no.
>>57305373
> he thinks people care about ayers rock
its a tourist attraction, bretty much it
No. I like not having to buffer a 3 minute YT vid for an hour just to watch it in low quality.
>>57305284
Nah, not anymore. It's a massive nanny state and they government treats them like retarded children.
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass and you can easily get arrested for it
>downright draconian gun laws
>need a license for fucking air rifles
>airsoft is banned
>LASER pointers are banned
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
>smokeless tobacco is banned
>fire footbags are banned
>toys containing beads are banned
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
>plain packaging on cigarettes
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes, most cuckfailians have to drink shitty goonbags because it's all they can afford
>many violent games and movies banned
>video games are expensive as shit
>no self defense allowed
>lockout laws
>>57305284
Is that that island with all the Asian and brown people on it?
>>57305514
>seppo "banter"
Dingoes eating babies is cemented in my mind
Telstra free data day cunts
What are you downloading?
>>57305284
Are there signs like that for abos sleeping on the road?
>>57305539
>americans calling other americans "seppos"
>saying "lad"
>saying "mate"
Sorry sacks of crap.
>>57305565
probably
>>57305284
Of course. Won't mind a genocide of Australian posters tho.
>>57305563
fuck I totally forgot
>>57305563
>free data day
>>57305845
>americans don't like free things
you just have to get into the gibs me dats mentality desu
>>57305879
Never mind you guys are talking about phones
Does Australia still have data caps on home internet?
>>57305941
yes
a lot of australians seem to have awful opinions about things. Not just on 4chan but in real life.
>>57305957
>yes
>>57305317
so you hate us?
give me the piece of rock
>>57305941
Only pleb ISPs have data caps
I haven't had one for the last 6 years
>>57306219
Fuck off nip
>>57306515
which one are you with? optus has data caps out the wazoo
>>57306540
Tpg
>>57305514
At least we can handle Kinder eggs
>>57305284
Good:
>Took a lot of problematic Irish cunts
>Helped out on the wars
Bad
>Literally everything else, especially:
>Shitposters
>People
>Humor
>Wildlife, especially spiders
>Heat
>Vegimite
Would nuke.
>>57306970
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_nuclear_tests_at_Maralinga
Guess what lad, you're about 60 years too late
>"Australia was a mistake" - the Queen, 2016 said that
>>57305284
I don't know much about Australia itself, but most Australians I've met on the internet seem to be based as fuck.
Why are Australians so racist?
They have assaulted East Asians numerous times and they even pick on French.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hp6J6PF47CM
>>57307171
s-sorry
>>57306970
>Humor
>Humor
>Humor
>>57305514
>need a license for a screwdriver
Only because half my family lives there
>>57307171
they attack everyone and its usually after drinking a load of booze
and its not all aussies its the nationalists known as bogans.
As a kiwi that visits Sydney alot its a okay place but too hot to stay desu.
and my wife is going there by nher self with my son to see her mum's house in the outback.
her mum is a crazy german shepard breeder and trainer
Also have alot of austiralian nationals as family (wogs)
Unironically love the shit out of it
I like Australia's goofy shitposting, and hate America's underage hateful shitposting. I think the one Aussie who is spamming those EASTER? threads is hilarious.
>>57307171
it was just banter
>>57308779
Stay cucked
australia is a bit of a shithole
>>57308890
stay leaf'd
tbH australian shitposting isn't even funny
>>57305284
there were no kangaroos or wallabies near uluru
>>57305284
yes
bc of your posters :D
>>57311275
grey kangaroos don't live out there but reds do
>>57305284
Best anglo country 2bh
>>57305514
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass and you can easily get arrested for it
To prevent school shootings
>downright draconian gun laws
To prevent school shootings
>need a license for fucking air rifles
To prevent school shootings
>airsoft is banned
To prevent school shootings
>LASER pointers are banned
To prevent school laserings
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
To prevent school yoyo waterballings
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
To prevent school arson attacks
>smokeless tobacco is banned
To prevent school fires
>fire footbags are banned
To prevent school fires
>toys containing beads are banned
To prevent school chokings
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
To prevent school nerds from losing their brainpower
>plain packaging on cigarettes
To prevent school deformities
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes, most cuckfailians have to drink shitty goonbags because it's all they can afford
To prevent schoolies retardation
>many violent games and movies banned
To prevent school shooters
>video games are expensive as shit
To prevent schoolchildren from wasting their time
>no self defense allowed
To prevent schoolchildren from being Ritchard Gale
>lockout laws
To prevent school gangs
Nice "country" fatasses
Does Straya really have quotas for woman? If yes, then fuck your gynocentristic country.
>>57305514
>let me tell you about your country
Yeah, I gonna move there.
>>57311961
t. angry schoolboy
Seems like a very interesting country. Australian accents are by far the best English accents.
>be murifat
>become a cop
>kill a shitload of people for no reason
>get cleared of all charges because I'm a cop
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>be murifat
>get pulled over for a traffic stop
>politely greet the cop
>get shot
>sued by cop for cultural police officer appropriation
>forced to pay five hundred thousand to the cop
>pay rest of money for hospital bill
>tip hospital staff
>tip cop
>get shot again
>sued for prostitution
SHIT THIS UP CAN'T YOU MAKE
>>57311961
>This fucking apologist retard
Get killed.
>>57312064
>>57312136
>fatmericans literally proxyfagging
Australia is like a US but you can move there easily unlike to US. Also ton of jobs for mechanical engineer like me. Gonna get godlike 189 visa and move in the next 10 years.
>>57305284
I love everything about it except for the heat.
The climate is the only thing stopping me moving back there.
Better question:
Why are Australians always looking for people to approve of Australia? You guys are insecure af.
>>57312224
I made the thread because I keep seeing the 'Do you love Japan?' ones
we do have an inferiority complex though, please notice us senpai
>>57305284
I love your mom hehehheh
>>57306970
>Humor
>>57306970
jog on yank
>>57312193
full
>>57312198
>australia is hot meme
you all know you love me :3
>>57305514
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass and you can easily get arrested for it
no, not really.
>downright draconian gun laws
We can still purchase and own firearms, only difference is it has secured to stop nigs from stealing them.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
Why you would need air rifles when firing ranges for actual guns are a thing.
>airsoft is banned
Refer to last answer, replace X with Y.
>LASER pointers are banned
Anything over 50 mW is banned and only because some cheeky faggots keep shining them at airplane cockpits.
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
Dont know what the fuck they are nor does anyone care, evidently.
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
Just think about how dumb the words "Novelty toy-like lighters" sounds.
>smokeless tobacco is banned
Sorry we dont care to sit around all day chewing on chewin tobaccey and spit like your good ol' yeehaws.
>fire footbags are banned
It's a ball, you light on fire and throw/kick around for no real reason.
>toys containing beads are banned
Implying beads are anything important worth missing out on
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
Becoming braindead from falling off a bike is a pretty stupid way to become retarded,
>plain packaging on cigarettes
Implying anyone but smokers give a fuck. tbqh dont even think smokers do.
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
Yes, we have absurdly high tax on alcohol, but thats the fun part of having a minumum wage of $16. No one but bogans give a shit about ciggies m8
>many violent games and movies banned
Nope, they stopped banning them around the time we got an R18+ rating. (Which was about 2012 if you were wonderin)
>video games are expensive as shit
>What is torrenting
>no self defense allowed
Getting your pet dingo to eat a house intruders ballsack doesnt count as self defence
>lockout laws
In like 3 states kek
>>57305364
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
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>>57316753
>auscucks
>>57312198
>I love everything about it except for the heat.
Well for a European I guess 25C is hot but thats about average throughout the year unless you live far north
Do you love Quokka?
it is like canada but with desert
>>57316789
FULLY SICK
>>57306970
>Humor
Yanks out desu.
>>57316935
>it is like canada
Delete this
>>57316893
me prefer Wombat
>>57305284
I love their memeing.
They even meme'd Mcdonalds.
Well meme'd my friendos :D
>A FUCKING ROCK
feel familiar since we have a mini Australia
>>57305284
Yes. I like koalas.
no.
but they have a sence of humor
only bantz.
>>57305284
>>57319981
Cute as fuck
Also vicious as fuck at times
>>57305373
you can hardly even climb it any more
>>57311987
Nope that's cucknada
This thread is embarrassing.
Auto-fellatio much?
