This girl walks up to you and tells two things:
1. She's horny
2. She's from Australia
What do you do?
hi white man
root the cunt roight
>>57303499
check her head for the number of the beast
>>57303499
Oi cunt show us ya tits and u wanna root?
y-you too
turns around and storms for the exit
>>57303499
Let her use my bathroom and shower, which don't have kangaroos, spiders, and emus in them
do a 360 then walk away
Wish her the best of luck and stumble awkwardly away like a beta.
>>57303499
oi bend awvah you filthy slag
Scream in horror as she reveals her true nature as a large number of spiders and snakes that have learned to operate a human's skin, then be eaten alive.
I'd invited her to my house and together we could have sex and post about Easter and shits on 4Chan <3
>>57303499
Check her Vagoo for deadly spiders, fuck her, then slap the shit out of her for being a shitposter.
Tell her my butthole won't lick itself and sit on her face
