haha memes are funny LOL edition
first haha
/cum/
>>57298462
in ur mum
haha i'm gonna post it again
>>57298621
haha, that's a good image, can i save it my friend?
Alex
>>57298667
i'm glad you like it, feel free to copy this image into your image collection
>>57298690
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>>57298690
>>57298718
thanks lori
Finally. Aussies not being pieces of shit and actually doing something for once. Congrats.
With that note goodnight, fags :^)
>>57298462
>>57298690
Easter?
>>57298778
yes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN4sazbviho
>>57298778
We can't celebrate ofc
but what could it be?
Balts need to become less commie
Just let us annex you and we'll make your dreams come true
>>57299009
I don't like Finlandia vodka
#57299009
VIRUS, DO NOT OPEN
>>57299029
Every vodka tastes the same
t. vodka pro
>>57299113
your opinion on vodka will follow you to the bin, now get in!
>>57299029
any good vodka in lithuania?
>>57298994
nangs thingy
>>57299181
I wanna fuck Estonian human
>>57299426
first you have to finish the konstruktors set after drinking one litre of vodka and blindfolded with no peeking allowed
You can make your own beer and wine legally if it's for own consumption here in Latvia.
>>57299366
since you were the only one who took a shot at it, i'm telling you only, don't tell the others!
it's an old mineral water carbonation device.
>>57300002
where can you not do that?
>>57300031
In Murica, I think.
>>57300116
That's a shitty raid.
>>57300086
that must suck then. here, if you want to become a micro-brewer you get all sorts of tax reductions and all
and if you just want to brew a small batch of beer or wine you can just get all the required gear from a supermarket or a specialty shop
>>57298621
had some more this morning
t. Martin
I feel like not going to sleep after drinking the mug in the morning, mug a few hours ago and now the coke. I slept 5 hours last night.
>>57300002
Drauga sencis savā pirtī bija uztaisījis samagona brūvētavu un rajonā pārdeva.
Sīki bijām sev arī bišiņ atlējām un gājām zem tilta dzert.
>>57300688
Var jau arī uz gāzes plīts.
>>57300757
es to sistēmu pats nesapratu, bet atceros, ka mēs visu laiku gājām uz veikalu pirkt raugu, ļoti daudz rauga. "Nu, ejam ārā?" "Nē, paga, man no sākuma jāaiziet uz veikalu pēc rauga"
>>57300875
Raugs veido visādus enzīmus un sadala cukuru etanolā un ogļskābajā gāzē.
>>57301163
Nu sk.
Gudrāks katru dienu haha.
Pat interesanti paskatīties https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txm7eu8KxVI
That new zealand girl from the Hateful Eight was qt as hell.
>>57301539
Ye.
>>57301539
There was an NZ girl in it ?
>>57301851
Ya. Zoe bell after an 1:30-2hours in.
>I didn't go to film school, I went to films
What did he mean by this?
>>57301539
True. Would hit. Would love.
i want a aus/nz bf
>>57301996
Why don't you want a lv/balt bf?
I hate myself
>>57301996
just come over family, there's heaps of liberals here lusting for some BBC.
I sniff my female roommates shoes late at night
>>57302048
im not a homo
>>57302065
you?
>>57302101
That's weird.
>>57302129
Mah nigga
>>57302089
/bantz/ isn't the place for you. You will find no pity here.
>>57302101
are you a grill
>>57302180
i am for you
>>57302060
Then change. I did.
haha lads
>>57302199
sorry im not a faggot
>>57302271
kurwa
>>57302199
go away homo
I JUST HAD SEX
WITH A GIRL A REAL GIRL
SHE'S STILL HERE CUDDLING WITH ME IN BED
I'M ON MY PHONE TOLD HER I'M TEXTING A MATE
JOKES ON HER /bantz/ IS MY ONLY MATE
GOTTA LED YOU LADS KNOW
>>57302372
post both dicks NAOW!!!
>>57302372
fugg man I'm jelly.
Congrats.
>>57302372
proofs
>>57302372
post bagina
>>57302372
Stop lying!
>>57302327
stop patronizing me
Why is NZ so much cooler than it's older brother australia?
>>57302623
stop sexualizing countries
>>57302641
I read estonian posts in a girl's voice
>>57302623
this guy
>>57302583
ok sry
>>57302658
probably because you have a girls voice?
>>57302641
Why? you guys literally cant stop sexualizing canadians.
>>57302623
Because we're the older brother.
>Ongoing unrest, the proposed settlement of New Zealand by the New Zealand Company (which had already sent its first ship of surveyors to buy land from Māori) and the dubious legal standing of the Declaration of Independence prompted the Colonial Office to send Captain William Hobson to claim sovereignty for Great Britain and negotiate a treaty with the Māori. The Treaty of Waitangi was first signed in the Bay of Islands on 6 February 1840. Hobson declared British sovereignty over all of New Zealand on 21 May 1840, even though copies of the Treaty were still circulating throughout the country for Māori to sign.
>The colony gained a representative government in 1852 and the first Parliament met in 1854.
> The Federal Capital Territory (later renamed the Australian Capital Territory) was formed in 1911 as the location for the future federal capital of Canberra. Melbourne was the temporary seat of government from 1901 to 1927 while Canberra was being constructed.
>>57302687
Fuck off, jew.
>>57302756
i like to make little snow men and then pretend they are homeless canadians
>where's your igloo, huh xDDD
>>57302789
>imblying I support jk
he just makes the best memes
>>57302687
John Key can suck my dick
Hiding in his mansion
While half the population flies across the tasman
The other half try to act like its not happening
Thinking that they’re rich with their higher purchase plasmas
Asking what’s the matter?
There’s no depression in New Zealand
Yea just a strong sinking feeling
I am lestonian
>>57303333
what's your name and what are you accused of mister criminal?
>>57302789
WE
>>57303372
Maksim. No, this is my student picture.
>>57303469
>Maksim
well that explains it then my "estonian" friend
>>57303283
Haven't heard Home Brew for a while 2bh
>>57303661
NZ friend showed me them awhile back and have been listening to them ever since, they've got some very solid tunes
>>57303749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1ZjFWl29eA
>I get my money for nothing, I'm who I dreamed to be
>Scamming the government and loving it on easy street
>I got my DVD, my PS3, and TV free
>Plus I got my Missus. pregnant, now we'll get the DPB
Why does beer taste so yucky , where can I find non yucky beer, something with a smooth taste
>>57301539
Loved her in Death Proof 2bh
>>57303871
Favourite bar from them is this, rhyming juxtaposition with judges decision, having it makes sense and flow so well just sounds so nice t bh
>And that’s a fucked up system
>Where justice is just some juxtaposition
>Between the police and the judge’s decision
>And even if we scream
>Who the fuck is going to listen to us?
State of Mind, The Truth is Ugly, 55 Stories, Monday - Sunday are all gr8 tunes as well
4 days of no fap, might go for a walk to stop thinking of sex
>>57305114
how long you planning on lasting out?
Just made myself a pie, burnt my hand getting it out of the oven and dropped it
Not sure what I'm going to eat now
>>57305416
The whole month, I only started so I'd focus on my classes, don't want to repeat again (failed 4)
>>57305882
Failing 4 times, fuck that is rough. Fapping is a huge productivity killer though, when I stop (which is rare) I always notice first thing to happen is my amount of time devoted to study starts to climb.
Goodluck on a month though, furthest I've ever made it is a week :(((
>>57306003
Thanks , I get by, only times I have problems is when I go on the internet
>>57306051
If you're on the internet with no clear purpose nine times out of ten you'll end up spanking the monkey. What class have you failed 4 times btw?
>>57306341
It's university classes from semester 2 first year, didn't really put in an effort and ended up procrastinating the whole time
>>57305882
>failed 4
and they let you continue? at some point they would suggest a different course wouldnt they?
>>57306423
That's what I was thinking. Some universities won't let you do a course again after you've failed it 3 times...
>>57306467
here you get instantly expelled when you fail a subject 3 times due to academic retardedness
not even shitting you, this is an actual term in use
>>57306388
Ahh yeah, I have my first lot of tests tomorrow for most of calculus, statistics and object oriented programming (semester one first year). Studying atm, hoping they go well if not might consider dropping come end of semester and finding work somewhere. At the moment I'm thinking that CSci is just a three year course to be a qualified code monkey for the rest of your life :(((
>>57306423
>>57306467
Probably has to do with, more classes = more money in the Universities pocket; doubt they're complaining
free data today, what should I download?
>>57306544
>mfw academically retarded
lads
going to Melbourne this weekend
any good bars/restaurants you can recc?
>>57306580
>going to melbin
Why?
>>57306564
tpb > top 100 > hd movies / hd tv series
Pick anything/everything you like, search up things you haven't heard of - that's my method at least
>>57306423
They were nice since I failed due to not passing the exams, they saw my work throughout the semester and it was good enough
>>57306644
epic
>>57306548
Damn, that sounds stressful. Getting organised can make it easier, good luck on the tests
>>57306544
It was the same at a South African university I went to for a year or so. Universities here are really relaxed by comparison...
Not the bit about academic retardation though; thats fucking epic
>he hates the best city in the country
Come on mate
>>57306868
why would anyone hate sydney?
>>57306894
No I was obviously referring to Hobart
>>57302372
no
New Average Rap Band (ex Homecrew / @peace members) album is really really good familia.
Had a dream where I got sentenced to 8 years in prison, really didn't like it one bit.
>>57306726
Thanks, writing cheat sheet at the moment, should all go fine I hope.
It is just so disheartening doing a CSci major and walking into all my classes where the general demographic is:
>50% beta as fuck white kids in kmart/big w swag probably still dressed by their mum, packed lunch, never been out socialising before, still have sleepovers with their boyfrien- gaming buddies
>20% beta as fuck asians/indians who speak broken english
>20% beta as fuck, mature age hipsters with huge neckbeards
>5% half bearable, average, male human beings
>3% beta as fuck females, who complain about their depression/anxiety
>2% average females
>less than 1% above average looking females
Course content is sort of interesting, degree has good job prospects from what I've heard but I just can't help but feel I'm being morphed from a decent looking, average, capable of socialising, human being into whatever the fuck you call the majority of everyone else. Probably sounds like I'm being a cynical, arrogant asshole but I don't want to be stuck working with purely this demographic the rest of my life - probably didn't choose the right course then t bh
Even the lecturer is a 55+ year old, creepy as fuck, tries to flirt with the one hot, swedish exchange student in the whole cause. /rant
>>57307074
So this is where the fuck they all went and why nothing new has come out of Homebrew as of late! Never heard of @peace before, any good?
>>57307074
Man I love the classic, jazz-esc instrumentals with the NZ flow, it just works so well - forever will be my favourite style of tune (just listened to Long Snooze)
>>57307188
That's a big reply
>>57307265
>NZ flow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4z-xVTNXIs
>>57307188
welcome to the semi-nightmare, you'll be surrounded by social retards class extraordinaire, but at least they're smart people haha
hope you can put up with the humour, it's quite shit and embarrassing for the most part
>>57307322
>francis hasn't got dope flow
So any Aucklanders hear about those maoris going around bashing asians in public?
Looks like the race war is coming sooner than we thought.
>>57307291
needed to vent a little my bad
>>57307330
Fuck it's so embarrassing. Some autistic as fuck asian was sitting in class playing a csgo case opening simulator app for two hours and only ever opened his mouth to reference le funny maymays "hehehehe gaben" "KNIEEEVVVV"
My only hope is that being a lot less socially retarded compared to the majority and being somewhat capable of being a leader will set me apart and make it easier to get some good connection/a good job
>>57307521
>caring about Aucklanders
Xiao Rajushnumathan-Fe'fe'aileoni pls
>>57307550
Auckland is shit, but you can't deny it's the only thing that makes NZ remotely relevant
>>57307572
>you can't deny it's the only thing that makes NZ remotely relevant
>implying you can raise dairy cows in Auckland
>implying Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit were filmed in Auckland
>>57307572
>NZ is remotely relevant
>>57307603
>shilling LotR
Fucks sake Peter, you're embarrassing us
>>57307614
>any country besides the US is even remotely relevant these globalised days
>>57307642
But seriously, Auckland has all the major drawbacks of being a "global city" like New York or London (i.e. filled with non-white and unlivable for all but the wealthiest) with none of the benefits (i.e. history, landmarks, or culture)
>>57307698
muh skytower
muh viaduct
>>57307539
from what you've described you shouldn't have a problem getting your foot between the door, you can just walk in, because the people hiring are actually looking for someone who is able to work in teams not just sit in the nerd corner thinking about the most leet way to solve a problem and fiddle around with shit that doesn't matter and earns no money (of which i myself am a bit guilty of at times)
>>57307698
Literally just described one of the problems every city that spans across Australia and NZ fundamentally has
>bb-but muh aboriginal mud huts and muh dreamtime
>>57307759
I think everyone's at least a little bit guilty of it, sometimes you just can't be fucked socialising and just want to relax with your own thoughts. It's just you need to at least be capable of spending a portion of your time working in a team, and can't just 100% nerd out in a corner.
My biggest pet peeve so far isn't even the social aspect of things, it's when some cunts don't properly keep up with their own personal hygiene and literally smell
>>57307777
Nice quads
>>57307903
yeah, it's funny, i've noticed this too, the worst kind of shit is having a desk meeting with some faggot who forgot to brush his teeth, again
or wears the same shirt for days and literally reeks of sweat, ughhhh
>>57307777
>Literally just described one of the problems every city that spans across Australia and NZ fundamentally has
What did he mean by this
Because I'm CIA. I'm Central. I'm Intelligence. I'm Agency. I'm a manlet, I'm a babylegs. I'm a shorty, beltyboy, aircraft autist, inquirer, I'm baned. I'm that arsetta bandit. I call Ittin. I'm a cargo pants arsed, hookedbelting, shitcuffing, mask puller. I grab the prize with Maimen. I power stand at the other side of the plane. I am Moses in the parting of the hooded dudes. I crash and I am crashed. I ask and I'm punched, I shoot them and throw them and every single hired gun's had the fucking worst flight of his life. And I'm Not, a hothead. if there's one big bastard in this flight plan, it's this large firestarter here. So congratulations, Bane. You got yourself caught.
>>57308099
most aus/nz cities (not just aukland) have the disadvantage of having large populations of non-whites and only livable for the wealthy, yet don't even have the advantage of history, landmarks or culture unlike NYC, London, etc
>>57308290
I see, I hate it too. Worst part is the white people in it are degenerate, cucked and/or depressed wage slaves.
But the rural and country side isn't that great either. I wouldn't mind it, if the majority were more liveable
>>57308405
Is the film "Snowtown" really an accurate portrait of life in suburban Australia?
>>57299009
Yeah, no. Apartment buildings are fucking awesome and efficient at what they do, and I'll fite any faggot who says otherwise.
Made some coffee
Ama
>>57308429
Never seen it, does it have a lot to do about small country town, bogans etc if so then yes.
Have you seen the movie Australia or Red Dog, it's accurate in a way
>>57308825
Nice is it black
>>57308825
Alright so I'm playing Suikoden 2 because I've never played it, haven't played the 1st one either, anyway I'm playing without a guide trying to get everyone but I heard that there are these little bear/squirrel/whatever characters that I missed, Is there anyway I can still get them or do i have to restart the game ?
>>57308825
how do you have your coffee?
>>57308937
Yes
>>57308954
Youll have to restart
>>57308970
Black with no milk or sugaf
>>57308996
got on bickies or sides with that strong man coffee?
also you have a nice country ive been there +(you)
>>57308996
>black with no milk or sugar
>>57309171
dumb fedoraposter
>>57309058
>bickies or sides
I just usually start my day with a cup of black coffee
also my sister visited australia and said that the memes about it being a desert isnt true
>>57309171
Whats wrong with that? I know people who literally fill the cup up halfway with only milk then add 8 spoons of sugar, only then they pour in some coffee.
Imo thats no way to drink it
>>57307074
Sheeeit I was wondering where they'd gone.
I miss old Homebrew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3Q3aofoxVY
>>57309171
>look at me mum im shitposting!
I'm 25 and have done nothing with my life.
>>57309416
it's about time to
P A N I C
A
N
I
C
>>57309416
nothing really wrong with that anon, but if you feel bad thats a problem
>>57309612
jacky chan is so wise
>>57308912
I think he was asking if you've been raped
>>57309416
>tfw
Fantastic feel. Future's looking bright.
>>57309658
Ahhh, no I haven't , have you
>>57302641
>>57302658
>>57302701
>>57309810
Is it still cold in Finland, or has your summer come
>>57309697
Nope, just referring to the movie
>>57309249
Blah blah blah, My Bad and Under The Shade were also very good tunes, old homebrew :((
watching hentai and eating a banana
>>57309866
Finland has four seasons, all of which are "endless rain", but one of the seasons thinks it's summer.
I just found that post funny because I didn't expect that for some reason and I'm really tired in the morning.
>>57309919
gay boy haha eats his fruits haha
>>57309934
it was but this image is me suited imo
>>57309934
Sounds like us. Our seasons are wet and dry in the majority of the country, only places having all four seasons are in the south east
Listening to this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rVOIKsmXmLY
Also does anyone know
>>57310308
know what anon? anon respond!!
>>57309658
>>57309890
2bh I was more curious as to why there's so many gay Aussies here when there are so many queers getting murdered in the suburbs 2bh
>>57310330
What are you asking for
Sveiki draugi.
>>57310361
I wondered this too, a lot of closeted homos here , there was atleast 15 in my school I knew of, and others not sure
where is the anime?
>>57310925
somewhere else shoo shoo
>>57310925
dunno lol
>>57310925
In the trash
アニメどこだ?
>>57298621
instant coffee is shit, I only use real barista-approved coffee machine
t. melburnian
はっろ?アニメ?なんでおれわみてじゃない?
>>57310361
I went to a highschool with this really flamboyantly gay fag, his voice would alternate from soft homo dude voice to one of those sassy African American women
Draugi Sveiki
>>57311298
Draugi, sveiki!*
Latvia is my favourite tbqh
>>57311298
Labas, drauge!
Lithuania is my favourite tbqh
>>57311147
I have never seen a gay person I think
spoku nodevis
Estonia is my favourite tbqh
>>57311394
I don't know what labas means, sounds silly
>>57311325
Hello
Iceland is shit tbqh
Australia is my favourite tbqh
The Tasman Zea hehe
why is she so perfect?
>>57311468
It means "hello".
>>57311511
>worshiping the US (hollywood shit culture) this hard while ignoring your own rich culture that goes back thousands of years
thats one pathetic picture
If you were going to learn a language would you learn:
-Russian
-Norwegian
-Swedish
-German
-Portuguese
-None of the above/something else
Hello!
>>57311561
Imagine if they replaced their flag with a leaf
Haha
>>57311590
German. I already know a bit of Russian but I'd like to know it better.
>>57311590
arabic if you ever plan on visiting europe
>>57311528
Well then labas, looks a bit like labia
>>57311590
german or russian 2bh
labas lytines lūpas :DDDDDD
>>57311687
>>57298621
haha
>>57311644
>>57311709
Germany does definitely have the nicest cities out of the lot in my opinion but I think Norwegian/Swedish sound better spoken than German (again just my opinion)
>>57311646
Well memed my friend
THE FUTURE IS NOW
>>57311791
>memed
yeah dude.. "memed"..
>>57311791
>sound better
you learn it for usefulness not how you think it sounds
>>57311742
Teehee I'm a girl btw
How do you learn a language on your own?
>>57311846
just be yourself, you know
>>57311846
Try some language course, i stole german language course and it was really good and informative, but then six gorillion niggers came into germany and i give up my pashion for learning.
>>57311846
Be dedicated and try an array or ways to learn
>>57311443
>nodevis
What did he mean by this
>>57311298
Hi
>>57311381
Australia is my favorite tbqh
>>57311833
Hard to learn a language if you hate the sound of it. Swedish/Norwegian are probably pretty useless to learn though, unless you plan on living there
>no one said hello to you
>>57311846
Search for 'language pack' on tpb and you can download gigabytes worth of audiobooks, books, worksheets, etc, etc - very good starting point
>>57312221
That's exactly what I was thinking. Would probably live in either place if the opportunity arose but not sure how difficult getting working visa/permanent residency is.
What languages do you think are useful then? (besides English of course)
>>57312243
Labas
Hello
>>57312243
SVEIKS, DĀRGAIS DRAUGS
>>57312243
kā klājas tev mans tālais draugs ?
so hot outside fuck me
Ywn sneak into an abandoned astronomy observatory and watch the beautiful night sky with your gf
>>57312350
you're hot
>>57312350
>fuck me
where you @
but how do you say hello in australian?
>>57312512
g'day moite
g'day cunt
We crime now
>>57312512
G'day, although it's rare you'd hear that in the metro City's, mostly rural.
>>57312512
in melbin:
fuck up you cunt
>>57312484
go downstairs to ur mums room and ull see me ;)
Hello. Can I post here?
>>57312307
Thanks, I'll try that.
>huehuehuehuehue
what did he mean by this?
>>57312653
sry but ur flag has words
>>57312578
Muslims molest and blow them up, yet they are still safer than eastern europe.
>>57312671
N-Not on 4chan it doesn't..
>>57308450
>he lives in a commieblock
AHAHAHAHA fucking faggot
>>57312578
why is crime so high in eastern europe?
>>57312512
ni hao ma
>>57312694
>that no gf feel
Kekkity kek kek.
>>57312389
join this thread slavshits
>>57312749
>>57312738
foreigners out
>>57312723
50 years of communism? Alcohol too.
