Felipe VI edition
Invited: Southern Europe
Welcome: North Africa, California
Please don't be rude and ignore rude people.
first for Sardinia
2nd for mämmi
>>57293949
>>57293883
Second for Sardinia (This is gonna be good)
>>57293883
1st for shitty like this
Third Spanish Republic soon
>>57293967
you dun goofd goppai
>>57294012
Don't
reply
to
him
>>57293883
Nth for btfoing Tuniggers :^)
>>57293999
I truly hope that anon, I absolutely abhor monarchists, and I'm not being ironic in any way, that useless decoration that's called "Your Highess" should be castrated, drawn and quartered.
t. Greek Robespierre
>>57294012
Prepare for the Shitcilian horde frarì
>>57293955
THIS.
The only good snus i tried was one my finn friend ordered from israel and pleasingly burn your gums for a while.
Snorting tobacco powder is much better for sure.
>>57293952
accepted desu
>>57294045
You just replied to him :PPP
>>57294050
Dont Tunisia and Algeria have good relations?
>>57294045
die cuck
>>57294088
> :PPP
That's very /r/eddit of you anon
>>57294108
Yeah it's just some ancient bantz lad
>>57294045
>not replying to my challenged autismal compatriot
>taking orders from mainlanders
continentals swerve
>>57294150
how do you know I'm the autistic one
Well, I tried. /med/ will never be good again
>>57294210
Mess with the Sards feel the burn
>>57294210
It's finally an /int/ thread...
>>57294186
there's three of us, one admitted to be autismic, and the other one has eloquently proved his autism on several occasions so there is no mistake.
>>57293883
I am north Italian hence central European, I am not Invited here so stop inviting me, shitskins.
Another reason to like Spain: they're the only ones of the big four who didn't turn /med/ into shit at least one time
>>57293533
Cool, what was it that made you want to learn Portuguese?
>>57294284
>I am north Italian
Stopped reading here
>>57293999
Viva el rey
>>57294210
Welcome to every general on /int/, where people actually believe that shitposting is the whole point of this site
Ciao.
>>57294277
How do you know there's three
>>57294284
no one invited you, can you read?
>>57293883
wow its been quite some time since the last /med/ thread I've seen
great to see it back again
>>57294277
>Big four
??
>>57294303
them sleepy
>>57294338
shalom
>>57294303
I'm gonna be honest with you, I migrated here to shitpost, we already have a Greek thread and a Balkan thread, and 2bh I'm not fond of Poortuguese, Italians and some Spaniards.
>>57294362
Since when are Croatians medis?
>>57294363
What the fuck are you talking about
>>57294334
that's the point of the whole website to be honest with you my mulatto
Is there a list of which ethnic groups that are considered Mediterranian?
So /realtalk/ now to save the thread
How can we fix our fertility birth rates ?
Also, closer trade relations to each other for economical benefit ?
>>57294362
We agreed to pause it some days to stop the shitposters but it didn't work
>>57294389
This was already clear from your first post, but not everyone here is older than 14
>>57294389
>Since when are Croatians medis?
Since when their country touches the Mediterranean you retarded fuck
>>57294338
Shalom great merchant
>>57294349
Bobotti told me
>>57294363
Greece, Spain, Italy, Portugal
>>57294395
Whoops I quoted the wrong guy.
You don't have to be rude tho D:
>>57294389
This map says Bosnians are mediterranians too.
>>57293999
VIVA EL REY
todos dicen lo mismo pero al final siempre devuelven al Borbon, debria haber acabado esto con Fernando VII pero no. Yo respeto al rey por la cantidad de peso histórico tras de él... todas las mierdas, alegrías, peleas y alianzas en este país terminaron en él ( y la democracia)... pero es mi opinion
>>57294325
>terroni not knowing how to read
not surprised,
now let us go and reunite with our germanic brothers, lazy niggers
>>57294472
It's baballotti
>>57294446
>being this triggered
>>57294424
You should probably read the rules, you memeing fuck
>>57294427
40+ is Mediterranean
>>57294389
We know you are some autistic Slav muh Byzantine Russia-boo, malaka
Also
>Dalmatia
>not Medi
>>57294528
comedy gold
>>57294442
>How can we fix our fertility birth rates ?
We can't, people don't make babies not because they don't have the money, but because having them would mean stopping their hedonistic lifestyle. Western civilization is utterly fucked
>>57294541
lol is moldova mediterranian? They dont even have a port and if they did they wouldnt even touch the mediterranian
>>57294442
Massive investments in free housing for X european ethnicity couple willing to have more than three children + other benefits.
So, nothing actually viable until EU turns social right.
>>57294395
Big four is referencing the 4 first thrash metal bands
Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth and Slayer
There are 3 Sardinian autists and 1 more is needed to make the /med/ Big Four
>>57294446
>>57294504
Their culture is not mediterranian though...
I know Bosnians and Croatians have coasts in the Adriatic, but their culture is not your typical mediterranean culture.
>>57294561
I'm not a slave, diasporafag.
Serbs have done more for us than Italians, Portuguese, or Spaniards ever did.
That's why I'm more greatful to them.
>>57294511
>baballotti
shigged hard
>>57294541
Whoever makes this map has some issues
>>57294442
Well for once we should try to fix our economies(especially Greece )
I don't know if that holds true for the other /Med/s but ppl here think hard b4 having a family cuz they don't want their children to suffer from the crisis.
>>57294623
You're right, that's not a good criterion
I will crash this thread, with no survivors!
>>57294633
excuse me but I'm not autistic thank you very much
>>57294648
why
>>57294666
People who make these maps are just academics, those with issues are those using them in their "country x is not white"
Are Berber people mediterranian?
>>57294674
Having a mediterranean culture should be more appropriate.
Slavs and muslims don't have mediterranean cultures.
>>57294691
You just have assburgers, I'm sorry Italianon.
>>57294712
because it's some obscure southern slang.
>>57294691
Yeah why aren't you out with your friends then sheep fucker
>>57294736
Berbers are nomadic peoples mostly in Africa, so no.
>>57294736
In my opinion they aren't in general but those near coasts have a lot of European genes so they may be
>>57294764
Sardinia is too little to have a north and a south stop with this meme
>>57294767
because I've got a plane at 7 in the morning my italiANO friend.
>>57294736
Anybody with 22% nigger admixture is not a Mediterranean in my book, Mediterraneans are South Europeans and Levantine people.
>>57294812
>this is what maurreddi's really believe
>>57294389
>>57294446
we've always been on this thread
>>57294504
yeah they do touch the sea a tiny bit where we gave them clay but they have no mediterranean culture there tbqh
>>57294633
nice bait
reminder to everyone that he said he is here just to shitpost
>>57294767
Jesus Christ are you retarded or what? He's baiting you, is it that hard to understand? Fucking ignore him and his 100% Nuragic friends
>>57294823
Directed where?
>>57294881
I'm actually being serious right now, I was shitposting in the whole Sardinian fiasco, but you guys are not mediterranean, what aspects of Croatian culture are mediterranean, tell me?
By the way, /med/ is welcome to every nice person, you don't need to ask if you're Mediterranean here (unless you're actually interested)
Should all of france be concidered Mediterranian and not just Occtain France (southern france)?
>>57294633
>Italians
Not true desu
Garibaldis fought in our independence
They fought two fucking times for us, against Turks in 1897 and in the first Balkan war
There literally isn't a nation more linked to us than Italy (while I'm not denying that Serbs are bro-tier)
>>57294874
I love this meme, you autistic dipshit
>>57294908
that is none of your business to be honest with you my italopoor friend.
>>57295002
To sheep fuck town?
>>57294978
B-but we also invaded you, I'm sorry ;_;
>>57294977
No. France is a mess. In a good or a bad way? You decide
Que pasa hermanos
>>57295029
quality banter
>italolards this triggered over their poverty and cuckery
>>57294978
Reminder that Italians caused the Eastern Roman Empire to fall
And Italians declared war on us
And Italians occupied many Greek Islands
And Italians occupied Crete
And Italians crushed Greek rebellions in those islands
And Italians made the Ottomans a naval power
And Italians were the ones to help the Turks during the war of '22
And Italians were the ones who horribly displaced the Grikos and made them renounce their faith due to forced assimilation
Yep, Italians are our overseas besties.
>>57295045
That's because Mussolini was a cuck lad
>>57295099
It's just business, capisch?
>>57293883
.......
>>57294985
>minca la ghe ti shtendo
calm down maurrè
>>57295145
Leave the gun, take the cannoli
>>57295100
He was both a genius and a self-centered piece of shit.
>mfw: he didn't just invent fascism and let Italo Balbo be the duce
>>57295202
CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE
>>57295100
Yes, he started promoting Nordicism and shit because of Hitler
>>57295175
I'm 1/4th Scanese and 1/4th Sadalese therefore not a Malloreddu
>>57294812
>>57295242
>anything outside of the North East
>not top maurreddis or piccabbabbus in denial
choose one and only one
>>57295230
All I want is a truce
>>57295329
>>57295329
Olbia was litterally founded by swarthy lebanese and gayreeks
>>57295099
>Occupied islands
>Occupied Crete
Nigger are you serious ? We could be happy that this islands don't fall to the fucking Khilafa of the Muslims
But yes they made some mistakes
Just like Serbs did, they fought as a proxy-state and rebelled against Byzantium as an ottoman ally
>>57295355
All I want is a Duce
>>57294936
well for one our architecture an dcuisine is /med/
not to mention the whole /med/-tier lifestyle
>>57295242
does sardinia have mountains? i need a new hiking spot for the usual ten days vacation this summer, and i grew tired of the dolomites.
>>57295386
They were never allies of the Ottomans when Byzantium existed, you've got it wrong.
>>57295400
>Croatians
>med-tier lifestyle
Ex-yugo says otherwise
>>57295387
You've had your drink
VINCENZO IO TI AMMAZERO'
>the autistic Sardinians are bantering each other now
>>57295375
>founded by masterrace Greeks, inhabited by based Nuragics, Phoenicians and Romans, actually have more than a couple Nuraghes laying here and there
>6th province in italy for quality of life
are the rest of you """"Sardinians"""" even trying? We are THE masterrace.
>>57295458
>banter Italosissies
>hurr hurr stop hurting feels
>banter each other because you are too soft
>hurr hurr stap pls ;_;
it's okay Mario just go to bed
>>57295456
SEI TROPPO STUPIDO PER VIVERE
>makes one good song in his whole life
>ruins his career by insulting the major producer in italy and the romans
worse than pappalardo tbqhwy
>>57295474
Just looked up the Nuragics, damn, quite impressive buildings (Nuraghes) for their time.
>>57295530
>and the romans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QITXguUT_NE
>>57295439
Yes
>>57295562
The Sacred Wells are my favourite :3
>>57295455
>ex-yugo
literally who?
>>57295594
sweet, thanks noted down
>>57295591
top lel he sure had balls tho
>>57295439
yes very rugged and empty terrain in the interior, Spring is the best season to visit to be honest.
>>57295439
Every Italian region but Puglia has mountains
>>57295439
Yep. Also Su Gorropu is the biggest canyon in Europe, there are organized excursions and stuff. For mountains search Supramonte, the Gennargentu or just "hiking Sardinia" on Google.
http://gorropu.info/
http://www.sardegnaturismo.it/it/temi/attiva
>>57295562
HOL' UP
>>57295723
well we almost do
>>57295758
what magnificence, I cry ever time
>>57295386
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loukas_Notaras
In the words of Loukas Notaras, last grand Doux of the Eastern Roman Empire
"I would rather see a Turkish turban in the midst of the City (i.e., Constantinople) than the Latin mitre"
Ironically, the only reason we have our religion and culture nowadays is because our occupier was too foreign for us to be assimilated by them.
>>57295455
>They were never allies of the Ottomans when Byzantium existed, you've got it wrong
I was quite sure the tatars in /balk/ always post a picture of Serbs sighting with Ottomans in the 14th century
>>57295621
The gates look very similar to the Mycenean lion gates
>>57295752
>>57295719
Thank you
>>57295723
yeah but it wouldn't feel like a proper vacation if i just went to meh, the Carpegna
I'll probably go for Sardegna or Abruzzo.
>>57295762
>almost
That's the magic word
>>57295844
Umbria is underrated too, top confy region.
>>57295830
It was actually during Suleiman's reign that the Serbs allied with the Ottomans, and it was because they didn't want to be subjugated by Catholic Hungarians.
And you have to be really horrible to want to be subjugated by muslims rather than you.
>>57295836
/med/ magic
>>57295891
Shit, I phrased that wrong
You have to be really horrible, for someone to prefer being subjugated by muslims, over you.
>>57295845
not that I'm complaining
I like my hills and plains
>>57295930
Italic peoples used to be based man...
What happened?
Oh yeah, Germanics happened.
post your comfy med town lads
>>57295973
>Sardinians
>Italic
>>57295801
>I would rather see a Turkish turban in the midst of the City
Now you have this turban there cuck, for literally 600 years and it will hang there for some long time
This Eastern/Western autism after the schiism was pure cancer
Did he forgot that Romans were the ones that spread Hellenism to the Western world while Empire's peak ?
Did he know about Plutarch or Marc Aurel/Trajan as biggest Greekboos?
>>57296012
I'm talking generally...
>>57295836
Yes that comparison has been made recently and by the ancient Greeks too.
"It is said that in the island of Sardinia are located buildings modeled according to the ancient Hellenic tradition, and many other beautiful buildings, and buildings with domed ceiling with an extraordinary ratio of proportions. It is believed that these works have been raised as the son of Iolaus Iphicles at a time when, taking with it the Tespiadi sons of Heracles, moved the colony to take her away from their places of origin to those regions, as these procured for the marriage of Heracles to which any land was located towards the West believed belonged to him [...]. " It further reports that Sardinia was in ancient times, prosperous and dispenser of every product and that Aristeo: "... in his day was the most experienced among men in the art of cultivating the fields, were the ladies in these places ; Aristeo before these places were occupied by many and large birds .... "
>>57296005
>>57295869
Yes Umbria would deserve a whole month visit. Too many mediaeval villages and forests. Cascate delle marmore are there too IIRC
>>57296093
I feel the enrichment
>>57296064
And now compared that (the Nuragic corridor) with the walls of Tyrins
>>57296049
Yeah, but westerners stopped being Romans after the Western Roman Empire fell.
>>57296093
bah
>>57296005
It's not a town though
>>57296124
>>57296160
that's actually Italy and not far off from where I live
>>57295973
The italic peninsula was top tier until other countries stopped killing each other and united. We only did it few decades ago. Also the centre of the world stopped being the Mediterranean and the holy see.
>>57296064
>>57296142
Nuragics confirmed for proto-Greek colonists
>>57296207
Actually when the Italian peninsula unified the Italians went to shit...
And I'm talking about the ancient Italic peoples, the Samnites, Etruscans, Latins and the Magna Graecian Greeks.
>>57296191
Where is it? Sicily? It's awful
>>57296302
Milan
>>57296302
Why should it be Sicily, there aren't many immigrants here...
had a shower
Fairly nice and refreshing btw, I give you that
>>57296302
it's not Sicily and it's a refugee center either, it's a slum "town", really shacks with littele or no services where african agricultural workers live an gather during summer mostly to find work. It's near Foggia.
It looks like the lovechild of 1854 Alabama and Mad Max wasteland
>>57296252
Well it was unified by the romans first, and i don't think that was our lowest. What actually went wrong was taking centralist French policies as an example and forcing to everyone the same standards instead of something like Germany's lands.
>sardi
>>57296359
Because it's the main place where africans immigrants goes, I don't know, I'm asking m8
>>57296208
Shieeeeet...
>>57296491
The Romans weren't Italians though, they were Italic peoples, but not Italians. Italians came much later, when the Longobards became one with the HRE and founded the Kingdom of Italy.
>>57296524
100% confirmed
>>57296491
Well, at the time Piedmont (and especially its ruling class) was France-lite, and since they were the ones to conquer the rest of Italy, of course we had to end up with the retarded centralist model
>>57296491
>>57296620
There's no reason Italy should not be centralized
>inb4 money from rich regions to poor regions
The problem is the bad government not centralization
>>57296720
The problem is Italians are too different to be unified, and so far, you haven't proven yourselves to be great multicultural leaders.
>>57296773
We used to be different, now most young people can't even speak their original language
>>57296720
>There's no reason Italy should not be centralized
Except the fact that we had existed as separate states each with its own laws and economy
>>57296856
And that's a dumb reason. Many states started as smaller states and the unified.
>>57296894
Not in the XIX century, and not following the French model
>>57296851
Oh don't worry, the youth is always rebellious, it takes a little while before they realise the meaning of tradition and culture, and those that don't, well they're retards and they've pinpointed exactly that.
>>57296894
While that's true, most states either absolutely hated eachother, for example Genoa and Venice
or were very different culturally and linguistically for example Piedmontese and Napolitanians.
>>57296931
And what is this supposed to mean?
>>57296962
*Neapolitans
>>57296992
That you can't compare France uniting in the XVI century with Italy doing so in the XIX century, or the centralized Kingdom of Italy under the Savoia and the confederate German Empire
>>57297074
You still didn't explain why should the fact that Italy existed as different states before should make a centralized Italy worse. L'unione fa la forza.
>>57297135
Because you had dozens of different economic and legal system being forcibly centralized (just look at how the South went to absolute shit after the free market policies of Sardinia-Piedmont got applied there), and you create a power vacuum at regional level that gets filled in by corruption and crime
>>57297135
Have you actually bothered to check my posts, like at all?
Also, Italians had to get used to being unified, but that wasn't managed, whereas since Medieval times the French, Germans, Austrians, Dutch and even the Belgians managed to create a stable national identity, whereas Italy failed in that regard, only fighting in Mussolini's wars due to we wuz romans memes and German help.
>>57297252
Same reason why the Latin Empire failed dramatically, the economic and military sector had a very specific system that feudalism couldn't keep up with, and because the Latin Emperors didn't want to change their system, they eventually got rekt.
First for nobody gives a shit about Malta.
>>57297425
they built them temples
>>57297252
>just look at how the South went to absolute shit after the free market policies of Sardinia-Piedmont got applied there
That has nothing to do with the "free market policies". The South was already shit because of the Borbonic rule and it actually started improving after that, but very slowly because of course the kingdom cared more about the already industrialized part that would give back the money. Instead, with more regional autonomies, there would have been no money at all to invest in the South, and the North couldn't have got workforce from the South that easily.
>>57297352
Since you admitted that you came here only to shitpost I don't care much about your posts
>you create a power vacuum at regional level that gets filled in by corruption and crime
That would be even worse with federalization. It's easier to be corrupted in a small government
>>57297425
You're absolutely right, the only things people care about Malta, are either the Knights or the dogs.
>>57297468
Did you see the previous thread? That place was for shitposting, but now that the teens have gone to bed, and me being very tired and all (and the Greek general being dead) I have no other place to be serious in, maybe /his/ but I'm too bored to handle their Marxist-Leninist bullshit.
>>57297553
>That place was for shitposting
No, it wasn't, you turned it into that
>>57297636
No, the Sardinians turned it into that, I just joined in on the fun.
>>57297663
This >>57286282 started the shitposting
>>57297468
>That has nothing to do with the "free market policies"
It has, since the Bourbons were absolutely incapable of managing a state, they kept the economy afloat through tariffs on imports in order to protect their own agriculture from foreign competition. As soon as their rule fell, tariffs were abolished and the inefficient and primitive agriculture of the South (on which everyone there relied upon) was outmatched by imports on every level. This pretty much forced the local workforce to emigrate fucking the South in the long run
>>57297713
>no replies
>started the shitposting
>most of the shitposting was between italians arguing about Sardinia and it's inhabitants
>no mention of Roman Empire or the kingdoms later on
Fuck off Mario...
>>57297135
>L'unione fa la forza.
That's just a meme. The best nations, when it comes to money and quality of life, are actually little ones and federal ones. See the Scandinavians or Switzerland.
>>57297468
>It's easier to be corrupted in a small government.
Not true. Pic related.
>>57296720
The reason why centralization is shit is that different regions have different needs, and in a centralized government the most popolous/rich/influential in some way regions are going to destroy the others for their interests. A centralized country sucks dick.
