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last thread this evening edition
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karen
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sharon
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>>57289381
>le Reddit maymay

ebin
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maron
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Asuka.
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darren
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>>57289480
What's the beige bit, cities?
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In my family we always had at least two courses at dinner, usually a soup followed by a main course, often followed by dessert.

Is it really true that most families only eat a single course at dinner? What was it like at your homes lads?
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hannah
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>>57289480
unironically stop posting now youre damaging your social standing on this board
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>>57289480
Fuck off and do danish stuff you fat spastic
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just because I was born in one part of the UK and have an accent from that part means that despite living for most of my life in another part, the people in the other part don't consider me a 'local'
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I give her about a week.
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if you saw "space ghetto" in an american accent it sounds like a scottish person saying "spice girls"
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>>57289521
Message her some Mitchell images
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>>57289537
This has to be bait, you can't be this disconnected from reality
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@57289521
jesus christ no
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>>57289572
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>>57289558
You could just get an education and learn to speak properly.
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>>57289576
Someone vocaroo it.
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Any financial times readers here? I'm getting a bit sick of how little actual finance and economics content there is in The Economist and might switch to the FT, the fact it's a daily paper worries me a bit though, whether i'll have time to read the whole fucking thing

Thoughts?
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>>57289560
she'll be fine
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>>57289560
Shut it Yank
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daily reminder the danish brit is a rasheed who wants to make natural environment even further from our children and create los angeles sprawl in our cities
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Rate the gf lads
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>>57289560
>>57289560
rename this file on your computer at once
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>this is considered "strict" parenting by bongs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2soTxPEMlc
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>>57289576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xjdDLJKgm0
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Not really sure how to feel about it
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you
And it takes me all the way
I want you to stay
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>>57289521
ask her if she does it for free xD
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lads
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>>57289655
daily reminder that this poster is an irrational Rorke that wants his children to never be able to afford a roof over their head
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Map of England

green = green belts
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>>57289672
just wana say the kids on this show were all unbelievable little shits and not representative of all britain
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>>57289691
Spot the Janny
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>>57289590
I am broadly aware of most people eating only one course at dinner, but growing up I've never really experienced it so it seems weird to me. My grandparents also always made two courses, at least on my mother's side.

I was just wondering how common this is really, e.g. if only 10% of families eats like we do, or if we're some nearly extinct species.
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>>57289656
Why would you link an image on an imageboard?
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>>57289656
Just a little reminder for you, my friend. It has come to my attention that you are an element belonging to the subset of /brit/posters who post links ITT. But it is my duty to jog within your memory the fact that I do not open links posted in this thread. Be they Daily Mail, Vocaroo, Strawpoll, Twitter, Vice, Reddit, The Guardian or anything else; I will absolutely not open that link. All that time you spend copying and pasting the link then eagerly sitting on the edge of your seat waiting for (You)s relevant to the content on the other side are wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
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>>57289672
Kek, I remember that show
>Turbo normies BTFO
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>>57289683
haha sounds like spice girl haha
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fuck cornwall
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>>57289718
>the green belt is responsible for the housing bubble

he said it again!
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>>57289605
I was born in the south and I've been told I have a neutral accent.
The place I've lived most of my life is the North
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>>57289735
My gran does a nice desert if i'm popping round for dinner but i dunno if that's just cos she's got company
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>get a captcha for sandwiches
>the correct options are all burgers

>get a captcha for pies
>the correct options are all pizzas
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>>57289739
because it's nsfw
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>>57289812
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>>57289812
that's a formidable jaw
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>>57289836
Take your lumps, you little shit.
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>>57289812
bet should could take a mean hook with that jaw
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time to spend 40 minutes trying to put my new fitted sheet on my bed haha
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>>57289785
A lack of house building is the problem, and a large part of the reason for the lack of building is the protection of large amounts of land from construction.
What's your solution? Muh closed borders?
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>>57289868
The Krokodil has probably corroded the bone
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one week to go lads
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>>57289812
olivia wilde let herself go
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>>57289885
Yup
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>>57289885
cull some of the human population endemic to the area
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>you can only build out
>building up doesnt exist
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>>57289969
fuck off gommie
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>filling up your car at the station
>come across this fellow
What do?
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>>57289969
How though? Stacking bungalows on top of each other? How would you travel between levels?
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>>57289969
Reminder that they did this in Glasgow and it completely backfired and resulted in a spike in crime.
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>>57289925
Joshua will win this then go up against haye and get knocked the fuck out

mark my words
-anon 16
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>>57289925
until you let the bull loose on your gf?
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>>57290011

jam the nozzle up his arse and pull the trigger
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>>57289885
developers only want certain pressure areas within the greenbelt and it's those areas which are opened anyway
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business idea: instead of providing foreign aid or intervention to stop conflict in the middle east, raze the green belts so you can build residences for refugees to live in on state money, leaving the beautiful countries an urbanized concrete sprawl and the war-torn countries a deserted wasteland
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>his great great great great great grandfather didnt burn a bunch of buildings doen and get sent to Australia so now he's stuck on a miserable, overpriced, paki infested, thirdworld island known as the UK.

god that must be awful. How does it feel knowing australia and canada are far better countries?
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>>57290011
Does Australia have indecent exposure laws?
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>>57290011
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>>57290034
>tall buildings cause crime
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The Netherlands have a higher population density than the UK (or England alone for that matter) yet their house prices are vastly lower.
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>>57290034
Thats got more to do with glasgow being full of glaswegians
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>>57289969
They are in a lot of places. I live in a commuter town is sussex and loads of old office buildings are being gutted out and turned into apartments or build knocked down and replaced with apartment building.
Fucking £215,000 for a small studio flat tho
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>>57290011
Get his reg number and call the rozzers
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>>57289925

not english
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need a wank
gonna have a wank
having a wank
just had a wank
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>>57290040
he already has a gf but yes i would love for him to rail my gf

>>57290036
'no'
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>>57290033
you have these running along the sides
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>>57290109
>twisting my words
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>>57290089
>canada and australia
>sweden tier immigration
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>>57290089
pretty bad 2bh
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what should I watch lads

>inb4 yify
small hard drive
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>>57290156
could you expand on your original post :)
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>>57290084
We should just let the refugees live on the greenbelt land as is, I'm sure they can build huts or something. I imagine they're used to it.
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>>57290111
Fair enough desu
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>>57290190
>small hard drive
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>>57290190
What did you black out?
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>>57290139
>cara will never grab your bicep and pull a funny face
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>>57290190
cidade de deus

why are some of them blacked out?
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>>57290034

>Throw people out of their council homes
>Put them in massive blocks of flats which looked fantastic on paper but turned out shit after a few years

There was more to it than just "the buildings were 2 tall lol"
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>>57290190
BIG WD BLACK HARD DRIVES
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>>57290210
They're put them in places like middlesborough where there's a load of houses sitting idle.
And in the middle of fucking nowhere on some Scottish island
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>>57290249
Pleb-tier shit no doubt.

Oh wait.
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>>57290181
You have more than triple the amount of muslims we have per capita
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Israel or Palestine?
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>We need 250,000 new houses a year
>Net migration is 330,000 a year
Hmmmmm
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>>57290300
are ed
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>>57290251
are you a big guy?
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Haven't spoken to a human being in two weeks lads.
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>>57290289
>where there's a load of houses sitting idle
We should demolish them and build houses.
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>>57290329
Israelestine
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>>57290336
>implying 1 person per house
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Will she ever be my gf lads?
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>>57290329
Palestine
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>>57290298
not for long mate

Soon white flight will start to happen in your cities like in america and youll end up living in the desert
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>>57290344
>saying pictures of black men

what are you doing with your life
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>>57290297
Must be hardcore super sex
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>Help Assad regain control of Syria and sell him surplus weapons, vehicles and other supplies
>Support British industry and stop the refugee crisis

Reminder that democratic accountability is ruining our foreign policy
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>>57290344
big enough but not that big
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>>57290249
>>57290252

stuff that I've watched already


>1 recommendation from 4 replies
ahh yes
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>>57290347
Cannot imagine how shit your life is.
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>>57290336
Government don't even reach half of that yet.
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>>57290380
>Immigration doesn't contribute to the housing crisis at all
Hmmmm
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http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/judge-upholds-decision-denying-entry-to-south-african-doctor-because-her-autistic-child-would-cost-taxpayers-too-much
hmm yes but thousands of refugees - excuse me, new canadians are a-ok
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>>57290398
just got it off his instagram desu

not permanently saved

you could have ascertained this information by looking at the filename
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business idea: stop importing human garbage into europe
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>>57290387
We're not cucked though and we know how to fight back unlike britbetas
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>I talk about politics on an international image board when I'm bored on a saturday night with no friends or gf to hang out with

ah yes very impressive
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>>57290363
Can't resist qts in uniform desu.
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How are you lads this evening
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>>57290262
My argument wasn't "tha belden r 2 tal lol"

>>57290208
Pretty much what above said, however there's too many variables so my argument was rather invalid ;-;7
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>>57290190
A Separation
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>>57290447
you still saved it you fucking mong
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>>57290411
American Beauty or Lost in Translation
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Let's build a new city in the peak district
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>>57290423
>implying i said anything like that
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>>57290450
that's so mean and racist :(
people like you are why we need a dislike button
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>>57290507
right clicked copy
then paste

not really sure how cache works but maybe you did too if you opened it
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>>57289812
is that what they call a commie block?
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just whipped your mum with a green belt she loved it aha
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>>57290456
Ahh yes, britbetas - the former inhabitants of detroit
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Does Takaro or Takuro sound more like a real Japanese name?
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>>57290528
>Implying that isn't what you said
Hmmmm
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>>57290350
No one wants to live in Middlesborough desu mate, no one's moving there at least.
They are places all over the country where housing is cheap but it's places that are pretty dead
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>>57290142
That's at my local train station, hate those shitty trains.
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Caught myself falling into waifuism there lads. That was a close one. At least she was 3D.
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When we vote OUT the housing crisis will go away
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Business idea: take in all the refugees from Europe, dump them on the Falklands then give the islands back to the Argies
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>>57290559
Yanks and Poms are both weak dogs
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Soon, Europe shall burn
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>>57290139
honestly thought she was a mong from the thumbnail
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i'm on the trigger plus i got the wutang sword
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Which sites do you watch anime on lads?
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>>57290564
check it kill yoself
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>>57290610
Would be kekworthy desu

But I want the falklands to be British
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>>57290602
You'll go over the edge eventually mate.

Even when you're a normie you still have a sekrit waifu.
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>>57290564
how about calling him amer? that's a good, modern british name

>>57290623
horriblesubs for airing shows, bakabt if i want to download a whole show at once
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>>57290612
yeah bet youre a real tough cunt eyy lmaoo
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remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6agXn3fVnRs
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>>57290600
I have to get on one EVERY FUCKING DAY
and they're not going to be replaced for until 2018
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>>57290564
Takuro is a real Japanese name, pic related.
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anyone doing anything interesting this e'en?
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>>57290680
yeah mental
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>>57290709
gwarn to mates house
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>>57290709
a shower
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>>57290036

Yep. There's no way AJ beats Haye. Haye is still an absolute monster, and AJ is stiff as fuck.

Haye will take advantage of the fact that AJ doesn't move his fucking head.

I'm going to bet so much money on Haye. I'm that certain.
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>>57290680
yes
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BIiIIIIIIG WILLLiIiESSS
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>>57290034

hong kong has very little crime compared to london yet they have more people living above the 15th floor than anywhere else on earth
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>>57290671
Na lad, if I just limit my exposure to her then I won't be able to fall into it. Easy peasy.
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>>57290730
>>57290733
belter of a night x

>>57290745
nice x
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>>57290674
Haha thanks lad
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>>57290672
I know you're Polish, cunt

>>57290708
Great, guy in /Polska/ was insisting that Takaro was too far removed from a real Japanese name
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>>57290623
animeshow,tv
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do you reckon it would be fun if i gaped my arsehole and poured a can or carling into my bum
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>when ribena insults you by calling you polish
what an honour
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>>57290739
yeah I can't imagine him getting away from hayes signature punch, plus despite the age difference haye moves much better than joshua, reckon he's got better stamina too
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>>57290749
>more people living above the 15th floor than anywhere else on earth
This is a very specific fact to know
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>>57290820
got to work the ribs
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make britain great again
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Good one here lads.
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>>57290749
Yeah but ASIANS, LMAO
Plus they're where regular middle-class people live, not where they just threw everyone who was socially disadvantaged
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>the govt. should be responsible for building homes
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>>57290813
Do it with blue wkd to get H*CKING WASTED LAD
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>>57290778
Why don't you fuck off from /brit/ you twat
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>I believe that the housing crisis can be reduced to a single factor


not very impressive baka
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>>57290853
i'll do it this afternoon
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>>57290862
Should be UK about to jump out and Syria crashing it
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>>57290882

>Doesn't think the government should be responsible for delivering loo roll to his flat every time he forgets to buy more
>Doesn't think the government should pay for basically everything

k
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>>57290901
good lad
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>>57290914
We're all going down desu, Britain is just doing it in style.
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>>57290899
Many posters here enjoy Poleaboos contributions
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>>57290900
>If something isn't the 100% cause of a problem then it's ok
Hmmmm
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>>57290873
business idea: your rung of the class ladder determines the floor you live on
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>>57290882
who will build the roads i mean houses
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>>57290882
>private developers can build what we need despite landbanking speculation and market dynamics
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Help
What is there to do in Plymouth
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>>57290680
wtf man

fucking swedes

was she on pcp?
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>>57290820

It's going to be such a spectacle. Biggest British fight in years.

Haye needs to beat this next random unknown and then at least one proper boxer. Then he'll get his AJ fight. Unless AJ somehow loses against Martin next week and the hype train derails. Then he'll fight Haye ASAP for the pay day.

I've got £10 on AJ to win in the 8th (lol) on Saturday.

I reckon he's going to put up a piss poor performance. Total hype job, and possibly one of the most boring boxers around. No idea why people love him so much.
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>>57290983
Move
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>>57290959
>implying i said anything like that
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>>57290967
dibs on whichever floor Tom Hiddleston is on
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>>57290983

go the factory
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>>57290818
I've spoken to Canadian-Polish on /r9k/ several times, there can't be that many of you here
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Saturday. Learning to Juggle. Playing Videogames. Feeling alright.
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>All these housing crisis twat
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donald trump reminds me of that guy in GTA Vice City who wanted to build a river
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>>57290990
One of them's Irish desu
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>>57290862
>>57289486
>>57290341
>>57290942
Hi there! You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post.
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>>57291068
every topic of discussion desu. should be renamed something /brit/-related
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need to sit on someone's balls (so that the willy is up my bum get it?)
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Donald Trump reminds me that I'm a staunch nationalist and that nationalism is the only thing that can possibly save the world right now.
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>>57291037
>Implying you didn't
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>>57291075
FLORIDA DOES NOT WANT YOU! PLEASE, DIE SOMEWHERE ELSE!
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>>57291106
4 (You)''s

Memes have gone too far.
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>>57291115
bit gay
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>>57291068
none what?


stupid meme graph

>>57291127
yes
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>Be in Scotland
>Look at voting options for the upcoming election

Can I die please
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lads there's an actual north korean here

>>57288976
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>>57291169
>none what?

the axis are labelled you utter melt
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>>57291068
>I'm not an expert psychologist but I'm going to be 100% confident dismissing people on the Dunning-Kruger effect
Hmmmm
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>>57291169
Experience.
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>>57291178
I'm not going to vote after that bit where they talked about Trump in the debate

fuck them all
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>>57291169
experience
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Why Hello I'm President Fart
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who /Labour/ here?
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Does anyone still hang out in a /brit/ instasynch or synchtube these days?
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>>57291068
think you'll find I have a fair amount of experience on the matter
I have a doctorate in Civil Engineering and I've been working on housing projects full time for the last 10 years
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>>57291193
the text is too similar change it
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>>57290990

they were not on drugs. nobody really knows why they went crazy

one of them stabbed someone to death the next day
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_and_Sabina_Eriksson
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>>57291178
Why are Scottish politicians so gay?
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>>57290658

erm why?
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>>57291194
this desu

we shouldn't talk about anything without the proper qualifications

>>57291209
>>57291214
>>57291223
>>57291224
>>57291228
where are your papers?
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>>57291184
4chan staff
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>>57291209
You mean the debate on whether Trump should be allowed in to the UK and Scotland's representatives were all muslims and chugging muslim dick?
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>>57291115
Right here darling x
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Why are British politicians so gay?
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I just realised that I have been filtering all posts by Argentinians ever since the bartposting spam incident. That was probably like a year ago and Ihaven't noticed it since.

I recommend it to everyone.
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>>57291286
It was at the recent scottish leader's debate, the final question was "what would you do if you were first minister and president trump called you"
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I've found Rasheed's American cousin
>>57291224
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>>57291297
piss off ya pooftah
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>>57291297

>gif

fuck off
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>>57291345
>>57291339
>>57291332
>>57291313
>>57291297
>>57291286
>>57291281
show me your fucking papers
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>>57291271
>we shouldn't talk about anything without proper qualifications
This is precisely why democracy is a mistake. Technocracy when?

>>57291313
нaхyй блять
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>>57291332
that was like a week ago
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Ah yes very impressive
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>I try to explain things that are multifactoral with single factors or I use meta analysis graphs to avoid the debate entirely because I'm too stupid and cowardly to take part.

AYVI
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>>57291297
>tfw no bf
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>>57291339
What did they say?
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>>57291081

they're both swedish
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>>57291286
>>57291339
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-35896286

there it is
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>>57291252
wtf man, do you Brits have some MK Ultra shit going down over there or what?
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going to watch this film

looks a bit nonce-y :L
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>>57291297
not tonight please :(
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>>57291339
I fucking hate all the Trump faggotry going on at the moment, and how questions about him keep coming up in political debates so they an all show how tolerant and disaproving they are
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>>57291381
REMINDER THAT SCOTTISH PEOPLE WERE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO GET DREADLOCKS
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>>57291402
Watch The Hunt when you're done with that
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>>57291313
Private school
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>>57291356
already rolled it lad
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fucking cringing here

munter housemate is shagging loudly in the shower.

god love the poor bastard who has to shag that
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>>57291356
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>>57291068
gonna post this every time someone with a bigger vocabulary rebuts me
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>>57291297
i'm a homophobe get out
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>trying to have genuine discussions in /brit/
lol

>>57291383
this desu
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>>57291434
everyone and their uncle has watched Jagten
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>>57291447
Vocaroo it
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>>57291399

I could honestly believe they were some kind of mind control experiment gone awry
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Ahh yes, only BRAVE, smart men take part in internet arguments. very impressive
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>>57291389
: >>57291392
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>>57291392
Imagine actually thinking you were above the President of the United States and all you are is some Scottish twat. Imagine having that level of ego.
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>>57291468
It's a good film, I can't see why they shouldn't have by now
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>>57291448
nice x

is it all natural?

>>57291443
same question
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>>57291447
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>>57291383
This is such an autistic outburst I can't even tell which posters you're referring to
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>>57291447
Why is it always the ugly ones that make the most noise? It's almost like they want everyone to know they're actually getting some
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test
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>>57291488
Has babby just realised arguing on the internet is a waste of time? Clever babby! Have a sweetie and an extra gold star for being so clever! xx
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>>57291498
>that relieving feeling when they realised he wasn't a nonce
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>>57291528
>tfw quiet as a mouse

why yes, I am a 10/10, thanks for asking
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>>57291518
fuck off idiot and don't ever reply to me
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>>57291399

Some commenters over at Above Top Secret were especially concerned with the fact that in both instances where the twins ran into traffic, the instigating factor was the arrival of police. It has been suggested that sight of the police acted as a post-hypnotic trigger on the sisters, causing them to “self-destruct.” Hypnotically implanted “suicide triggers” like this have allegedly been used during the programming of mind control victims.
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>>57291510
I believe so, it's Rizla, I cannibalised the packet though for roach material though so can't confirm 100% haha
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>>57291510
100% natural and organic x
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>>57291488

leftist REGRESSIVE cultural MARXIST twat DETECTED
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>>57291534
low test
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>>57291457
>tfw I don't have any politically or socially interested/conscious friends to talk about this shit IRL
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>>57291587
mother nature's bounty, brother
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>>57291582
>Another outburst from Mr Sperglord
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>>57291493
Ahh yes, the president of the usa is ALWAYS right ey?

guess that means youre gonna have to vote to stay in the EU after obongo comes and does his official pro eu uk visit?

if you dont youd be arrogant
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>thanks for asking
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>>57291585
>Above Top Secret

ah yes, the internet's top minds
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>>57291607
get a real hobby, like birdwatching

>>57291596
excellent (at least one step above nice)
>>
someone could have snuck tapeworms into my lo mein and i would never know
>>
putting some eye drops in my third eye
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>>57291548
not an argument
>>
just filtered UK flags
>>
who /Green/ here?
>>
>>57291654
I assume he was talking about Nicola Sturgeon's answer to the questions which was "I wouldn't take his call because i'd be too busy"
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>>57291665
you know it, akhi
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>>57291654
Never said he was always right. I'm mocking the fact that some of them thought they'd have better things to do than take his call. Step up your shitposting, faggot.
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Do Yanks automatically assume Northerners are intelligent like they do with Southerners?
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>>57291702
you a chink?
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>>57291685
>"I need a hobby to talk about with friends"
>"I know! Birdwatching!"
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>>57289672
>Despite getting TWELVE GCSES, Hannah left school at 16...

Everybody gets twelve GCSEs you fucking twat
>>
>>57291778
Honestly what's the difference? you're all limeys
>>
feelin' a bit depressed, you know what i mean?
>>
[Intro: Tinchy Styder and The Chuckle Brothers]
Hello
Hello
Wait, I swear you're The Chuckle Brothers
You must be Barry and he's Paul
Nah something's weird, where's your ladders?
In the van, go get 'em Barry
What now? Yeah, just a minute
Here's Tinchy
It isn't. It is! It isn't. It is!
Is it? Yeah!

[Verse 1: Tinchy Stryder and The Chuckle Brothers]
Yeah it's me, look up there
There's a leak, you're exactly the pair I need
Wait in fact, let me ask one question
One question?
Just one
I respect you both so you're welcome here
But who or what really brought you here?
Dan, in his van, silly question
Yeah, what a silly question
Oh, cheeky and rude
I know my role, you play yours too
And put them ladders up
Yeah, before you trip over laces, tie up your shoes
I wear slip ons, get the ladders Barry!
Mate, over here, quick word
Barry's got shoes and they come with laces
You must have both misheard

[Pre-Hook: Tinchy Styder and The Chuckle Brothers]
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
Yeah, safe, innit
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
Oh dear
There's a ladder, who's taking it

[Hook: The Chuckle Brothers x4]
To me, to you
To me, to you then

[Verse 2: Tinchy Stryder and The Chuckle Brothers]
Oh, just stop with that me to you, to me to you, to me to you stuff
We've both got things to do from me to you, from me to you bruv
What?
Oh, just stop with that me to you, to me to you, to me to you stuff
We've both got things to do from me to you, from me to you bruv
You're two funny dudes, jokes aside, no pun intended, mind your own business
It is our business. We want to sing a song
We can do a duet?
Three-et, there's three of us
Nah, nah that's a step too far
In fact, you can rap, take the next two bars
Hippity-hop, bibble-be-boop-boop
Oh my!

[Pre-Hook: Tinchy Styder and The Chuckle Brothers]
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>>57291685
>get a real hobby
meh i only really come to /brit/ when i'm on a break from uni, fuck all to do back home
>>
>>57291488
you're still taking part even if all you have to contribute is discussion about the argument itself

dunning kruger effect is a literal /sci/ meme as fedora tier as announcing fallacies

KY
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>>57291760
>step up your shitposting

and yet you took the obvious bait
>>
>>57291799
two (count them) me
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>>57291778
loaded question
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>smash cultural marxism
>>
Reminder you can accurately tell someones personality, intelligence and what they're like just by their facial appearance
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>>57291827
[Outro: Tinchy Styder and The Chuckle Brothers]
So, what do you think Tinchy?
Do you think we should put down a track?
Look, I met you at Keith Lemon's show, y'know
And I said I've got a leak
But it was great mate, y'know
Of course, we could sing about a leak, couldn't we?
I dunno, I dunno if we should do any songs together
You see the thing is, we sing
Nah, nah, nah, let's get this straight
Laaaa, we sing songs
Yeah but, I mean, you'd need to sing with us
Nah, I respect you, but bruv, please
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
Alright then Tinchy, we'll see ya
Yeah, we better go then, see ya then, bye

[Hook: The Chuckle Brothers x4]
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>>57291798
>Everybody gets twelve GCSEs you fucking twat
A surprising amount of mong don't desu
>>
>>57291856
very prejudiced
>>
>>57291842
Appeal to authority
>>
>57291835
>I was just pretending!
Thanks for the two (You)s faggot.
>>
>>57291790
you meet really nice people in bird hides desu. and they sit there for hours, so you have a captive audience if you want to get all autistic on them instead of doing something worthwhile like cataloguing birds
>>
>>57291842
>>57291889
NAA
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>>57291834
Sounds like you dont know very much about this topic, and yet youre very confident in your knowledge
>>
>>57291567
>having sex
FONT
>>
>>57291828
I can't actually think of how to keep this going but I feel I owe you a reply
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>>57291922
Not an abbreviation
>>
*cashes in tonight's (You) haul*
>>
hu
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>>57291949
Good lad, I appreciate the (You) :3
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EVERY TIME I GO TO THE DOLE ABOUT WANTING TO DO A COURSE THEY WONT FUCKING LET ME DO IT OR THEY NEVER GET BACK TO ME

BUT WHEN THEY WANT ME TO SHOW UP AT 9 AM TO LISTEN TO SOME SPASTIC TALK ABOUT FUCKING CATERING JOBS I HAVE TO BE THERE OR LOSE MY JOBSEEKERS

FUCK OFF
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>>57291931
took my hand's virginity years ago, we've been in a healthy relationship ever since, and regular sex is just a natural part of that
>>
>>57291970
good lad
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>>57291929
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but I'm experienced in the subject area of the original discussion.
>>
>>57291856

what is this bird like
>>
>>57292004
>>57292004
>>57292004
new
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>>57291856
I can tell from certain posts (like this one) whether you're autistic
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>>57291702
I never have and never will get a chinky. You don't know what vile state the kitchen could be in or what attitude those chink vermin have towards hygiene.
>>
>>57291889
non sequitur
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57291892
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>>57292013
Can you transition to webms? x
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>>57291856

Do me
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>>57291970
*teleports behind you*
heh... don't you think you have something of mine there?
*draws a katana*
>>
>>57292013
p-please don't :(((( xoxox
>>
incoming janny
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>>57292016
Ill have you know im a world leading expert in fuck off you smug, arrogant little worm
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>>57292026
Literally just look at the rating they get given.
I work at one with 5 stars and the kitchen is clean as fuck
Worst thing is when you order a chinese and someone's Asian grandad turns up to deliver it. SO many awful chinese takeaways run by the pakistanis in Leeds
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>bought a "fruit" to try and be healthy
>it's tasteless garbage
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>>57292166
>fruit

you gay?
>>
>>57292166
>not getting your 5 a day
>not exclusively drinking 2L of water a day
>not cutting out junk food & sweets/chocolate completely

fucking child
>>
>>57292063
No one ever makes lovey dovey sfw gay webms, so little of them around, have a lot of nsfw ones but i dont like posting them
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Would you rather

live with a missing hand,

spend the rest of your life with an arm sewn to you abdomen?
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doing a poker
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>>57292451
>rest of your life
Not sure you know how this works lad.
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