We start in 10 minutes or when we hit 4 or 5 players
Claiming Spain.
Colour: Green.
Name: The Spanish Reich
>>57277019
GENERAL TORNADO HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING
but yo set me up with that
>Gray
>Estonia
>Baltanica
>>57277019
>Aбapқyдpaт
>Brown
>Tajikistan
>>57277019
Put me In Ireland
>Green
>Trip in name
>>57277019
>Celtic Empire
>Ireland
>Green
>>57277019
Sultanate of Rum
Blue
Central Turkey
>>57277108
>any color
>>57277108
>>57277112
Shieeet
>>57277112
Put me in Britain instead, please. Crusanders has Ireland. Go ahead and make me Olive too.
>>57277019
>Holy Israelite Empire
>Israel
>Gold
>>57277019
>Cyprus
>Teal
>Atlantean Colonies.
>>57277130
name and trip added
>>57277019
Vikings
Iceland
Blue
One thing, how many tiles do I assing at the beginning?
>>57277259
Blue is taken. Yellow?
>>57277019
>Any Available Color
>Seljuk Dynasty
>Somewhere around historical Seljuk lands I.E Persia
>>57277309
Different OPs give different amounts. Generally 5 per nation is accepted as fair.
>>57277309
5 is good
>>57277193
Just clarifying that the Jews of ancient times were black.
>>57277309
Dark Red?
Red?
Dark Olive?
Brown?
>>57277223
If we start with 5 make it Cyprus and Crete.
>>57277328
>>57277130
>Seljuks
>Rum
Okay.
African Empire
Any color
Ethiopia
>>57277309
if we start with 5 give me 2 ts in norway
>Shit Empire
>Brown
>India
Ok, I think I have enough people, let me set it up.
>>57277442
Allies?
>>57277536
... the game hasn't even started yet.
>>57277512
Ayo hol up.
You are going to start painting it just now?
>>57277552
It's never too early to get some friends
>>57277019
>Pirate Republic
>Any Color
>Somalia
List of typical Risk players:
>The one who starts away from everyone else in Africa A.K.A the Nigger
>The one who starts in the Esternmost corner of the map A.K.A the Mongol.
>The one who is neutral the entire game untill massing a monstruous bonus A.K.A the Jew
>The one who request alliances before the game even starts A.K.A the coward. >>57277536
>The one who snakes through bonus regions A.K.A "That Guy"
>The one who uses scripts A.K.A the Cheater
>That Alliance composed by 3-4 Players A.K.A the circlejerkers.
>The one who attack in the first 5 turns A.K.A the Madman
>The onw who joins late in an irrelevant island A.K.A the Meme
>The one who waits untill after you roll to attack you A.K.A the Faggot.
>>57277536
>>57277589
Sure
We need to keep this historical
As Rum and Seljuks were ruled by the same dynasty.
>>57277558
The starting tiles, hoold on and forgive my slow pace
>>57277666
kek
I am the Mad Faggot
>>57277666
Madman Nigger-Mongol reporting
>>57277666
I am none of these, except maybe the Coward and that's explainable
>>57277773
Close.
First mupdate.
Start the roll and let me now if I fucked up.
>>57277659
Sorry the map is already full
>>57278016
Expand northward into Britain.
>>57278016
Fill Ethiopia spill Somalia
>>57278016
Take Greece.
>>57278016
Take over Ireland
>>57278016
fill Sri Lanka
>>57278016
take norway
>>57278016
Remember to put your bonus next to your name, it makes my life easier
>>57278016
Spread North into Northern Israel and Turkey. And South into Sinai
>>57278016
Nice text off to the side, OP. forgot I was an ant
Roll into Latvia
>Gray
>Baltanica
>>57278016
Fill central Spain, then the north, then the South.
>>57278016
Fill all of the +1 'stans
>>57278016
Take Iraq
Spills to Iran.
>>57278122
D U B S
spills into Lithuania, Belarus
>>57278016
Expand in all directions to fill Turkey
>>57278060
Added my bonus
>>57278016
What's with the small text?
>>57278107
>Northern Israel
>American Education
Non of you niggers should have bonuses... No one has taken any countries yet...
>>57278107
>Northern Israel
>>57278314
... you're apparently blind
>>57278314
ive taken estonia..
>>57278314
Okay some of you niggers***
>>57278261
>>57278337
>BIG TEXT
>REACTIONS
>SOMEBODY CAP THIS
>>57278314
>United States attempting to Geography again.
>>57278101
Also op Pali >>57278016
>>57278210
Removing my bonus because I am a nigger
>>57278391
>>57278411
i blame are fucked up education system
>>57278411
>>57278261
>Reacting the the same post twice
>>57278502
>not having a tripkey
nigger you dumb
>>57278101
8 spill
>>57278214
I'll do it bigger
>>57278016
Northern Finland
Trip
Any color
Fill finland pls
>>57278524
>Implying I am not lazy
>Implying I need one.
>>57278567
Move into northern Spain
I have to leave bye
>>57278471
>>57278502
>United States
>Can't type in proper English
CHI
>>57278643
I see your point
>>57278524
>>57278678
>BIG TEXT
>POST SCREENCAPS
I probably fucked up somewhere
>>57278568
>>57278572
Since he left you can add me
>>57278727
Look at that
>7278727
>>57278758
you didn't count my roll OP
>>57278103
take norway
>>57278758
Attack Turkey
>>57278779
Kay
>>57278758
>>57278779
Yes you didn't put me in
>>57278758
Take Portugal, Defend if attacked
>>57278758
Continue to fill Britain
>>57278811
>>57278758
spills take sweden
>>57278758
Move into Iran.
If possible,invade Saudi
>>57278758
Fill Ethopia spill Somalia
>>57278814
Why?
>>57278758
Expand to fill Turkey, defend instead when necessary
>>57278832
also Bonus is now +3
>>57278758
Attempt to Finnish Greece.
>>57278758
Spread into Syria It belongs to the Holy Israelite Empire. Enslave the filthy Syrians.
>>57278758
Fill Bela, Spills into Poland
>>57278880
That is not me friend.
>>57278758
Fill Turkmenistan and Afghanistan. Any spills to China and Nepal.
>>57278959
This is why you use tripcodes...
>>57278826
ADD VLAD
VLAD IS GOOD GUY
>>57278987
I never got around to figuring it out.
Again,too lazy.
>>57278758
>>57278979
Further spills to Kazakhstan
>>57278758
fill sri lanka spills in india
>>57278727
>Those digits
>>57278814
>>57278859
Which one?
Make your mind
>>57278832
Your bonus is +1?
>>57279035
Just put a #(insert password here) after your name. Someone's fucking with you here, you need it
>>57279088
Invade Turkeu
>>57279035
PUT A TRIP
>>57279088
Is northern Ireland just part of England? Because i was counting it as a bonus Ill let you decided
>>57279088
>>57279088
Invade Iran
>>57279008
Thank you tornado man, nice to see i still have people who don't hate me in this game
>>57278758
Gonna assume you added me in Finland so rolling to fill Finland and spill in Norway
>>57279154
Sorry mistook you for someone else
>>57279180
There is no player space left
>OP
uh, OP?
You there?
>>57279253
Aweee come om m8 pretty please,just add another color up there, i will be your friend if you let me play so please please please,even the players want me to play r-right guys?
>>57278919
9 spill
Spanish Reich didn't roll?
Sorry, that fake was a headache
>>57279649
kek
>>57279706
Sorry about that mate.
>>57279699
If spanish reich doesn't roll next mupdate you can play his part
>>57279699
Go fuck yourself Vlad
>>57279799
Take Portugal
>>57279799
Remember to include your bonus on the field name, or at least state it on the post.
That'd make my slow job faster somehow
>>57279799
More Iran.
Take those two Saudi provinces that block off Israel.
>>57279799
Continue to fill Britain, defend if attacked.
>>57279847
with the spills take the Northern part of Spain im in
>>57279799
roll into poland.
Send alliance request to my distant cousins of the north.
Dark Red, Alliance?
>>57279799
take sweden and denmark
>>57279799
Fill Somalia spill Eritrea
>>57279799
I think you're that guy from the American Risk game a few days ago, he didn't know how to trip either, just because you lose doesn't mean you gotta be a cunt in the next games m8
>>57279799
kepp filling india
>>57279799
Finish Greece.
Take Macedonia, Albania, K*sovo and Mountain Nigger (Montenegro)
>>57279799
Finish Turkey
>>57279799
Spill into Jordan and the Egyptian coast. Spread into western Arabia aswell.
>>57279799
Claim eastern India and then invade Kid Shitter
>>57280017
Nap?
>>57280076
This is turn 3.
We got ourselves the madman.
Who's next?
>>57280081
Sure.
>>57280327
Thanks
cool game
>>57280216
Im the nigger
>>57279915
Your bonus was +2, Somalia wasn't complete
>>57279949
You can start rolling for the spanish reich you little faggot, I'm slow enough as I am and I am not editing the map as you wish. Also I never played an american risk so you are wrong
>>57280470
Finish the Indian region and destroy Kid Shitter
>>57280470
Take the little part that green controls of north Spain so i can get the bonus and then move into france
>>57280470
sweden, denmark, northern germany
>>57280470
>>57280498
The streets will be red with your blood, and brown with our shit.
defend/attack brown
>>57280470
Spill along the North African coast,
>>57280470
>>57280470
Unite Anatolia
>>57280470
More Iran and Saudi.
Take over Caucasus lands if possible.
>>57279913
>>57279887
Northern Island Alliance?
>>57280470
Finish Albania.
Take K*sovo and Mountain Nigger
Spills take Bulgaria.
>>57280470
Oh sorry keep filling Eritrea and spill into south Sudan
>>57280470
fill oblast and rest of poland
>>57280470
Finish Scotland, spill into northern France
>>57280575
Why not? We friends now.
>>57280542
Put your bonus with your name
>>57280528
We are blood, brother.
Alliance?
>>57280630
>>57280575
I'm fine with a NAP for now
>>57280729
alright
>>57280673
What's my bonus?
>>57280776
Gladly. My only request is Finland.
>>57280730
I'd be okay with that. What do you say, >>57280575 ?
>>57280470
I meant to reply to >>57279804 this guy not you, sorry
Anyway fill southwards into africa
>>57280847
of course
>>57280856
Kay no hard feelings
>>57280796
Look at the minimap on the bottom left
>>57281020
It's +4
In other news Shit Empire is almost officially BTFO
>>57281103
fill denmark, spills finland
>>57281103
Take the other bonus in Spain im in any spills go to France
>>57280608
>>57281103
Forgot your roll, I'll add it on next MUPDATE
>>57281103
Take Bosnia and Croatia.
Spills finish Serbia.
>>57281134
>>57280828
shit
take northern germany instead
can I redirect roll?
>>57281103
Finish Turkey already pls
>>57281103
Kill Shitter and fill India
>>57281103
Take western Ukraine, spills into moldova
>>57281195
nah youre fine keep it
>>57281103
Expand into Sudan
>>57281103
Fill aouth Spain
Go by sea into Italy and fill it
>>57281103
Spread along the North African Coast into Libya.
>>57281231
Is this a pali?
>>57281103
Fill the rest of this peninsula, fill Belgium.
>>57281231
North African belongs to Israel. Keep out filthy Hamite.
>>57281103
Continue conquest of Iran and Saudi.
>>57281199
You REALLY need to get into the rest of Europe.
Maybe get Georgia.
>>57281306
Brittney?
>>57281103
>>57281199
I'm guessing double dubs counts for extra, so take Georgia and the western islands close to Turkey too
>>57281306
Its called Brittany
>>57281354
what
>>57281384
What >>57281371 said.
>>57281354
The fact that my rolls for turkey have been mostly shit and greekbro's rolls for the balkans (which counts for more points overall) are better really fucked my chances. I'll prioritize other european regions for now
>>57281371
I'm sorry for my low IQ
>>57281473
Its not your fault.
>>57281276
It's +4 your bonus
>>57281231
It's not
>>57281616
Thanks OP
Is a Nation open for adoption?
>>57281199
Turkey was finished and double dubs mean nothing so I'm just rolling towards Georgia with your bonus added
>>57281616
Excuse me.
>>57281716
If that's the case then take Armenia instead
>>57281103
>>57281931
Just to clarify the left most country near Turkey is Georgia,and the one near me is Armenia?
>>57282014
Shit Empire is gone
>>57281931
>>57282014
Sorry Turkey, I fucked up, you are close to finish Turkey now
>>57282159
Fill Kazakhstan, India and Pakistan
>>57282117
Then what is that other country?
>>57282159
Finish off Saudi,then into Iran.
Spread into Yemen,U.A.E,and Oman
>>57282159
fill the rest of finland then into northern germany
>>57282159
Continue the spread along the North African Coast into Libya.
>>57282159
Fill Belgium.
>>57281137
Do you want the rest of France?
>>57282159
Finish Serbia Stronk.
Take Slovenia and, if possible, Romania.
>>57282159
Eastern Ukraine, Spills into Russia.
>>57282159
My roll definitely finished Turkey (I checked) so I'm going to pretend it is along with Armenia.
Take Georgia and Azerbaijan, spill north to Circassia
>>57282210
Greece
>>57282271
>>57282117
No I mean the one next to Armenia.To the right.
Azberkistan?Or something like that.
>>57282159
Go east after taking the Bonus
>>57282159
Fill Sudan spill into Central African Republic
>>57282317
Just google it ffs, it's Azerbaijan
>>57282159
>come back and niggers have invaded
Attack the red
>>57282328
>Pali
>82328
>>57282365
Daily reminder that Red occupies the white part of Iberia.
fixing name
>>57282579
We NAP?
>>57282271
I counted the islands as tiles
Did you?
>>57282649
sure why not
>>57282757
No since it wasn't on the minimap
>North Russia
>25ts
>+1 Bonus
>Moldova
>2ts
>+1 Bonus
>>57282365
Vlad was rolling for you just a moment ago.
>>57282801
I see, my bad, I'll fix it right away
>>57282809
kek wtf
>>57282839
Thanks familia
>>57282839
If im attacked defend please
>>57282809
There's a version of this map where Western Sahara is worth +2 and it's only 2 Ts ... but yea that is also pretty fucked.
>>57282159
Is there a free place?
>>57282365
>niggers
>Dark Red is white people
>Red is white people
>Dark Olive is white people
>Grey is white people
Besides African empire what niggers are taking over
>>57282899
Your roll was already used, sorry.
Try BTFOing him next turn
>>57282239
I started filling Netherlands with the spill, do you agree?
>>57283000
Cursanders. I just called him a nigger because le edge.
>>57283044
Yes, that's just fine.
>>57283081
Psh... Nothing personal, kid.
>>57283081
wew lad don't cut urself on le edge
pls stop spitting on my friends
>>57283144
*teleports behind you*
*severs both of your legs and stabs you in the back with my katana*
Psh, nothin personnel, kid.
>>57283176
oi lad, he's invading my land. I just want him to piss off and let me be desu
>>57283206
bro you left?
Cursaders vs Hitler the Update
>>57283144
THATS MY LINE
I LITERALLY HAD A CONVO WITH SOME CUNT ABOUT THIS A FEW GAMES AGO
>>57283275
expand further into germany
>>57283275
Take Chad defend if attacked
>>57283261
Just for a little bit, completely forgot about the game
>>57283275
Take back my land from Cursanders
You can always come to a peaceful agreement
>>57283253
>>57283261
>>57283275
Kill the Fucking Nigger in Spain wipe him
>>57283275
Ehh you can have that Rum.
Continue my conquest of Iran.
Spills to the rest of the Arabian Peninsula
>>57283275
Ukraine.
Into Russia (bordering Estonia)
>>57283344
GG get off my boat
>>57283275
Finish Azerbaijan and move north, also take crimea
>>57283333
HOLY SHIT
>>57283343
>>57283344
Yes, because cursanders definitely seems open to diplomacy. As much as I love using words rather than attacking, Cursanders seems like a feral nigger desu
>>57283275
Finish Romania.
Take Slovenia and Hungary.
>>57283275
Spread into the Rest of Egypt
>>57283275
Fill the Netherlands, praise Crusanders
>>57283411
No you come back and insta attack me instead of saying hey man im back maybe we could work something out. Stupid nigger
>>57283336
Your bonus is +2 btw
>>57283333
It's not on the rules but should we make quads the same rule as trips but instead of 3, 4?
>>57283476
M8, if you didn't destroy me woth your dubs I'd be happy to sort this out peacefully, I was just back and saw somebody invading my land and got a bit pissed. I'll let you have Portugal if I'm still alive, and you'll cede me back the land you took.
>>57283464
Spill into Germany, by the way.
>>57283547
>>57283275
Fill India and Pakistan
>>57283598
Fine then, if you want a war you will get one.
>>57283492
Multipliers are a bit broken.
Rolling a 111 trips (3x3=9) is worth less than rolling 0 singles (12)
