>tfw American gf
>she keeps telling me about how she's 1/10 Irish
>always talking about how great it is to be back in the motherland
>has started to fake an Irish accent around people
>told me last night when she was drunk that she wants me to impregnate her with my superior Irish genes
What the fuck? I just wanted a quick pump and dump.
kek lad
>>57270888
Good trips
>>57270828
impregnate her you faggot
BMcC
>>57270828
Have a kid, he'll be 110% Irish
>>57271805
Pass on the genes OP
She can't be a pump and dump when she is your gf.
>>57270828
What is it with American girls and bragging about being part-Irish specifically?
I never hear them bragging about being half-French, or three-quarters German, yet being 1/128 Irish or Scottish instantly makes them nationalistic as hell.
Some girls I knew literally did the same thing that OP's gf is doing, the fake accent and such. It's kinda embarrassing to hear a blatantly shitty and fake accent
>>57270888
Fancy digits
>superior
>Irish
I almost believed your story
>>57271743
this
>>57274550
Because it's human instinct to want to mate with a genetically superior partner. Therefore, even the slightest of Irish genetics in the gene pool will make you at least 5 times more attractive than any other nationality.
>>57274550
Irish people were discriminated against, and it helps reduce her white guilt if she pretends like she has ancestors that were also treated like shit
