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How do you get a girlfriend in your country?
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How do you get a girlfriend in your country?
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>>57270541
Usually through school, work or your social circle.
Well groomed and well dressed usually helps.
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>>57270541
Ordering one from Russia/China.
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>>57270575
this
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show her your big, fat, wallet.
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>>57270541
You get up, get closer, and get laid.
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I don't
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1) Fika
2) Fika
3) Fika

Pick one
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I-i don't know
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>>57270541
Be a foreigner other than chinks
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>>57270791
this
or being good looking and confident
so, the opposite of what I am
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>>57271052
-goodlooking
-semi-confident
-got an okay amount of money

but

-bit introverted (have always in the end been alone so it's all I know and love)
-don't really know how to make new friends
-only go out with my current friends once every blue moon because it physically/mentally wears me out

What I'm trying to say is that even if you are rich, the best looking, most confident person in the world; if you don't have your mind in the 'right state' you'll end up in the exact same place :((
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>>57270541
I don't know
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>>57270541
By being social, going out, making friends. Being a normie, you just have to exist to get a gf.
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I go to Germany to fuck bitches
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>>57274415
takbir brother
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>>57274361
>you just have to exist to get a gf
this x 1000000000

I don't really want to socialise a lot but like everyone every now and again feel that urge to have someone - always end up convincing my self that the isolated but comfortable life I live atm beats having a gf but I have to wonder sometimes.
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>>57270541
Do you know how to dance in the disco? No?
You are fucked.
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>>57270541
You just have to be yourself.
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I've always been the weird one out of my friends, but ive managed to get a number of gfs and currently am with the one I honestly believe will be my future wife.

All I did was, stay well groomed, socialize, try a lot to contain autism, and back when I got my first gf, hit the gym and try to improve myself.

its not hard to get a gf if you want to better yourself anon

If you decide to stay indoors and just wallow in self pity and piss bottles however...I guess its a good thing you arent making any women suffer your presence.
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I wish I knew
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>>57273990
ar u me
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>>57270541
Fight reclusiveness have a job, go to school, church, and believe that the sun shines out of your ass.
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>>57275940

SAY IT ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU
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How are you Eurofags not drowning in pussy? It's a barren wasteland where I live with jack shit to do except to go to canals and look at the fish. Hell, the only exciting thing that happens is the sun not being too hot that day.
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trade it for your. most fertile goat
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>>57270541
you don't
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Make haste on an early morning before the crack of dawn and flock to the lowest point in the land. Attach a note scented with the musk of your fingers to a hawk's left ankle and wait for a response from the Gods.
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>>57273990
you're literally me
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not sure desu
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>>57273990
This. Except I'm not even semi-confident. I'm just not wired to be in relationships, I can't bear to me with anyone, not even friends when we hang out.
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1. Get a huge popular social life
2. Get a high-wage, attractive job (nothing too nerdy)
3. Have a great face
4. Be tall, V-taper body with low body fat
5. Be confident, smooth, say exactly the right things at the right time and never give off any asocial ticks or awkwardness
6. Maintain a perfect hairline
7. Have a good social media presence so she knows you're a social alpha (hardwired into them )
8. Be aggressive, knowledgeable, seductive and trend-setting in bed, last a long time and give more than you receive
9,. Be prepared to spend a lot of money on her
10. Have an aesthetic voice. Low pitch, good accent, that can get very loud in aggressive situations
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>>57279878
>have absolutely none of those
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>>57279878
I have like 3 of those and I have a gf. Ur dumb.
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I don't want a girlfriend from my country
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>>57270541
Bro just go outside and be yourself it's not hard haha
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>>57280177
This
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>>57280177
Why?
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>>57280323
Forgot to delete this name
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>>57280349
Not him but girls here are generally very bratty, independent and assertive. We also have a very bad social trend of loving drama currently.
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To get a woman in Northern Ireland, you must be:

>black haired and blue eyed
>white
>defiant; only homosexuals complain
>must be knowledgable on the inner-workings of automobiles
>must either be a terrorist supporting protestant or a terrorist supporting catholic
>your name cannot sound foreign; I can't stress this enough
>if a NI girl likes you, she'll punch you a lot. Try not to bleed or she'll punch you for the sake of knocking you out
>you must not have children from another girl
>don't be Scottish
>you must be able to drink vodka and remain self-aware

If you succeed, you'll have a loyal woman who will protect you from the horrors of the world.
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get money
lift
be confident
be funny

and then settle for a 6/10 anyway because every girl who isn't ugly is always knows at least 10 guys who want to fuck her and are willing to put up with her bullshit to do so
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>>57270541
you can't, its reserved for the top few rich percent of the country. there is talk of importing eastern european girls now, to have state mandated gfs to the lower classes
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>>57275940
I've learned its easier to be yourself when no one is around.
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Just find an autistic one as I did. The last weekend we did a road trip,and we didnt talk in 5 hours of travel.
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>>57270541
Okcupid pretty much
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You buy oculus rift and play the anime gf simulator with it
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>>57280177
ditto
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>>57280349
Need Canadian gf for citizenship access haha preferably francophone.
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Just go to the club, the girls just throw themselves at me.
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My benis gets painfully sensitive after cumming. When using a fleshlight I have to stop for like 15 seconds. It wasn't like this years ago. Now I'm missing out on the best part of sex
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Have short hair, clean chaven, a car, like football and a social circle that goes to get wasted every saturday.

Works for a good 80% of the country.
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>>57270541
How the fuck should I know
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>tfw no introverted /int/ bf
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>>57282629
HAHHAHAHA XDDDD I'm A GURRLLL LOOK AT MY PICS OF A RUSSIAN GYMNAST STOLEN FROM HER TWITER :DDD HEY BOYZ :XXXXXX
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>>57283384
kek
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>>57283384
>implying.
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>>57281130
Don't think that's good, if something like that happened to me I would think she doesn't love me.
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>>57279878
Goddamn steve cook is aesthetic as fuck.

anyway easiest way to get a gf here is be black arab. or know someone from your social circle
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>>57283560
We are like that. We dont talk when it is not necesary. I am like that too. We just talk about history from time to time,play vidya,hear music together and have sex.
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>>57283507
DELET FLAG
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>>57283894
Oh, hi. REEE etc, am I right?
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Be brown.
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>>57283966
DELET NOW
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>>57284010
Did you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Goodmorning darlin'. No need to be so upset.
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Can't understand how you losers have trouble getting dates... lol

Just be yourself.
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>>57270541
>get a girlfriend in your country
Why should I?
I'm successful white male and catholic.
I focus on myself and self-development, not on money draining baggage like women is... I don't need more problems and gf = problems.
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>>57270541

the only gf i ever had was an erasmus girl from Poland so..

i have no fucking clue.
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>>57280080
He didn't say you needed them all. Which do you have?
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>>57281130
>woman not talking for 5 hours

cant believe it
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>>57284133
*tips fedora*
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>>57284228
She is very timid,and doesnt like unnecesary talk. That is why she has so very few friends, so do I.
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>>57284426
How did you convince her to be your gf?
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>>57279878
I have a gf
She's not a social butterfly or a normie or a super model but I play vidya and smoke weed with this darling qt

1. I shared a small circle of friends with her
2. I'm a minimum wage earning loser
3. my face looks like total shit
4. I am a skeleton
5. I'm awkward, nervous, and asocial. I'm just kind and warm to her.
6. Maintain a perfect hairline (do have perfect hair desu)
7. My social media presence is practically shit tier filthy frank
8. Be aggressive, knowledgeable, seductive and trend-setting in bed, last a long time and give more than you receive (i actually do this)
9,. Be prepared to spend a lot of money on her (i'm paying for her college education and help with rent sometimes, but I can't spoil her with gifts)
10. my voice sounds like Carl le Cuque

You just aim somewhere you can land
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>>57284713
She liked me. She told me so by whatsapp. I asked her out. She accepted. It was very easy. I liked the same autostic things as she did, so she talked to me more than normal,which is very little.
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>>57270541
I don't know. It just happened. Also, back then I used to be the biggest autist in this country.
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reggaeton + nightclub = gf
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>>57284808
>i'm paying for her college education
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You don't, all Swedish girls have taken black cock at this point. There are no virgins left for me to make impure. So that's why I travel to Norway and steal their women. It's especially easy to get Norwegian women during 17th May when it's Russefeiring.
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>>57284808
>i'm paying for her college education
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>>57284991
>"no anon, I'm totally dating you for your sex skills and not because I'm a money-grubbing whore"
>seemslegit.jpg
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>>57284808
>minimum wage
>i'm paying for her college education
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>>57284808
>i'm paying for her college education
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>>57284808
>minimum wage
>paying for her college education
How do you manage? Do you have enough money to spend for yourself?
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>>57281740
Know dat feel
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>>57284808
>I can't spoil her with gifs
>Let me just pay her college debt
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>>57284808
sad
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be exotic, extrovert.
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Is there an age where is just too late to try to get a girlfriend?
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>>57270541
I don't know.
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>>57285553
45
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>>57285553
Not really. But if you dont want a desperate witch before 30
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>>57285560
This was a good movie.
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>>57285602
elaborate?
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Being a member of the impoverished breeding class will net you 2 or 3 in exchange for a less fulfilling life
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>>57285124
>Russefeiring.
absolutely degenerate
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>>57285440
How can you spoil someone wi gifs? However you can spoil someone with gifts.
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>>57285125
>>57284991
>>57285250
>>57285328
>>57285360
When you care about someone you are willing to invest in them. I didn't just say "hi, i'm in love with you, let me pay for your tuition my name is Anon". It actually just started with netflix n chill and then evolved to where it is now.
My parents take care of me. I'm fresh out of high school, so is she. She comes I have a minimum wage job but I also sell shit on eBay and do lots of favors for cash. I'm saving up for a fund so she can go to college with me and stay with me instead of working to death. She's got no one else but me since her family only wants to slap their debt onto her. She works 2 jobs full time. I work part time but go to school full time. She's not actually in school yet but the money for it is there.
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>>57280349
I have yellow fever
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>>57285844
Shit so many typos
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>>57285679
I'm a 23 year old KV.
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>>57285844
That's some shitty damage control.
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>>57270541
i have a girlfriend
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>>57285844
Godspeed you anon, may you find worth in waking world.
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>>57285844
Forgot to add that it's a 2 year education at a community college to be a certified pharmacist, not a PhD or academic degree. It's affordable
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>>57285698
trust me, i'm polish intelectual and this is proven by math.
Also Ideal age of your gf is:
½(your age) + 7
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>>57285844
Proof that women live life on easy mode. They will literally get a cuck to pay for anything.
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>I'm weird I just have friends go the gym dress nice and go out from time to time
You're not weird you fucking frauds show me a cabinet full of Japanese shit or you're a normie. iPhone users don't even try.
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>>57285917
Kv? Try online dating if you dont go out
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>>57285844
Jesus Christ how sad.
Hey, at least you can feel "normal" now that you have a gf, right? That's totally worth the leeching and everything.

>>57286077
Literally this.
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>>57286043
http://www.scienceofrelationships.com/home/2011/10/4/the-dating-equation-your-age-7.html
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>>57286043
i think that is actually the formula for the lower limit of age for potential mates, i.e., dating anyone younger than that age would be creepy
that's how it works here anyways. poland may have different views when it comes to pedophilia
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>>57284808

>i'm paying for her college education and help with rent sometimes

i had a m8 who did that too, i warned him many times of what would happen, but he didnt listen

she skipped town as soon as she finished college.
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Why is gf so important?

Seems like a huge waste of energy/money to keep up with someone's bullshit for 10 minutes of sex a week.
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>>57286368
>creepy
you're only creepy if you're ugly
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>>57286368
I think that with guys with >22y this formula working fine.

> poland may have different views when it comes to pedophilia
Gay rights, Homo propoganda, changing sex, abortion, drugs, prostitution are Banned here.
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>>57270541
I got one recently and it's not as great as I imagined.

Now I'm sorta going along with it.
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>>57286424
You are doing it wrong if you just have sex once a week.
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>>57286770
Maybe he's a quick shot and has sex 3 times a week.
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>>57286424
>10 minutes of sex a week.
wow really? what does it mean if my girlfriend wants more sex than i do
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>>57286391
fucking women
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>>57275940
This
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>>57270919
>>57283992
>>57284228
>>57284892
>>57285124
>>57285379
How do I get a bf from your country?
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>>57286302
I never feel normal. Someone normal would not persue or hold on to a poor girl. I'm a rich kid who forces himself to live poor for the investment in someone else.
In the modern day I guess normal people do not form strong bonds outside of their economic class, much less long term goals.
We used to be a normal couple in high school because her extreme poverty did not affect us as much.
On paper I sound like a lunatic, a cuck or whatever. But I do it because she's worth taking me where I want to go in life. I need her to have a career outside perpetual fast food because I love her. She doesn't have anyone else but me, but really I don't have anyone but her and my family.
Really you should be wondering what kind of a girl would make a guy do what I'm doing. Before her I was /fit/ and sleeping with random girls but still a ghost. I was sleeping with girls but no gf. I gave that up. I work so hard now for her that I'm the skeleton cuck you're percieving today. More (you)'s than I've ever gotten tho.
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>>57284808
Enjoy your helium tank when she dumbs you after graduating :3
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>+white (inb4 Argentina white)
>+fit
>+have my own business
>+money
>+studying
>+car

>-live with parents
>-play videogames
>-twisted humor sense
>-boring or creepy as fuck to a normie

and not a single gf was given that day
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>>57287898
If you have shekels you should be getting some pussy.
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>>57274444
Nice quads
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>>57288169

>If you have shekels you should be getting some pussy


I only throw my money at literal whores..
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>>57289095
Most women are whores either way.
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>>57287898
>twisted humor sense
MOMS GONNA FREAK
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>>57284808
>I'm paying for her college education
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>>57287158
Woman or man?
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>my cock is minimal
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>>57273990
>only go out with my current friends once every blue moon because it physically/mentally wears me out
It doesn't help if your friends (or at least the ones that go out) all became drug addicts. Their new druggie friends scare me, I'm way too sheltered for my own good.
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To become a couple in Norway you have to follow these simple steps
1) Get compltetly shitfaced at a party but somehow get a girl (or guy, it goes both ways) in bed
2) Don't talk for weeks, but randomly meet up at another party sometime later
3) repeat step 1
4) Decide that the one time wasn't a fluke and you actually fit pretty well together, go on a date
5) have your first kiss
6) be couple

easy as 1 2 3
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>>57285379
How do we fix it?? ;_;
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>>57290754
>have sex
>then go on a date
Norwegians are degenerate.
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>>57290216
W-woman

>>57290754
Wtf
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>gym
>well mannered
>well dressed
>good hygiene
>don't be retarded
>contain your meme spouting internet bullshit autism

Just go out, socialize, talk and have fun.
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where can i find a qt asexual grill ?

i have no hopes in a relationship as it's literally impossible to fuck a full-grown woman with my """"""""""penis""""""""""
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>>57283703
>We just talk about history from time to time,play vidya,hear music together and have sex.
That sounds wonderful.
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>>57284808
>i'm paying for her college education
You poor fucking soul.
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>>57290936
>Look good
>Dress good
>Be assertive

You now have a boyfriend. We love european accents so you shouldn't have a hard time.
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>>57291672
More like

>Exist

You now have a boyfriend.
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>>57284808
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>>57291672
>>57291809
Standards seem to depend on nationalities
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>>57291265
I love it. But she is the only person that likes the same shit as I do I a very lucky.
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>>57292207
>she is the only person that likes the same shit as I do
I knew a girl like this. Almost all of our interests were the same, she even told me I was the only person she knew who understood the things she talked about. She was always really happy to see me and we'd talk for longer than I would with anyone else. Then one day I tried asking her out. She brushed me off, avoided me and when I finally spoke to her again she didn't even give me a real reason. She's been giving me the cold shoulder ever since.

I miss her.
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>>57292168

>don't be a fucking landwhale
>wash yourself
>don't be a boring cunt, the guy doesn't have the obligation of being a showman for you, is an average human being
>don't expect an 8/10 when you are a 6/10 tops
>PRO TIP, if you think you are a 8/10 you are actually a 6/10
>don't be a money whore
>have in mind you are looking for a partner, not for a dog
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>>57292985
That is a pity bro. I am sure that you will find a new one.
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>>57293003
>don't be a fucking landwhale
I-I'm not

>wash yourself
This shouldn't even be mentionned, hygiene is an obvious criterion

>don't be a boring cunt, the guy doesn't have the obligation of being a showman for you, is an average human being
Well same for the opposite, all guys I had until now were boring af, poor sense of humor, no conversation

>don't expect an 8/10 when you are a 6/10 tops
I rather judge on personality than on looks tbqh. But this isn't true, landwhales manage to date good looking guys sometimes, how?
This very point also works for you guys, don't expect models when you're 2/10 virgins fapping to anime

>PRO TIP, if you think you are a 8/10 you are actually a 6/10
I don't think anything

>don't be a money whore
I'm not

>have in mind you are looking for a partner, not for a dog
I know, I don't want a dog. I could have a bf right fucking now if I wanted: some German guy, beta af, almost waiting for my orders... he disgusts me, I don't want a guy like that.

Just know that everything you listed also works for guys looking for a gf (at least in my cunt). Not only girls need to be good looking, interesting, etc.
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>>57291809
You got some poor standards.
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>>57293897
Wew, that sure isn't excessive defensiveness.
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>>57293897
>I'm not like the other girls.
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>tfw you are a bit below average looking guy
>but you still lift, have career ahead of you and are basically stable
>people tell you to lower your standards and try going out with chubby/fat ugly girls
>they say you are a good match together, basically implying you are shit
I'm going to die alone
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>>57294207
>More than 3.5 billion girls in this world
>All the exact fucking same

Just because you got cucked 2 times doesn't mean we're all bitches
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>>57294368

a-are you muslim?
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>>57294271
Sounds like something else is the issue. You might be autistic. Or you might be dressing like a manchild (cargo etc.).
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>>57294415
No fucking way
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>>57294368
CHINON
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>>57294368
CHINON
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>>57293897

>Well same for the opposite, all guys I had until now were boring af, poor sense of humor, no conversation

This intrigues me, what is "no conversation"?, he just sit there in silence staring at the emptiness?..
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>>57294523

wow

WOW
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You don't if you're introvert or a social retard. I want to go to Europe and hopefully get a qt white wife.
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>>57294594
Ahahah almost. No seriously, they did talk but to say boring, usual stuff like "how was your day?" "what have you done?", but no deep conversations.
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Owning a BMW and $20 will get you every girl you want
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>>57270541
Ech,like I fucking know.
Irish women are a disgrace.
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>>57295060
What would be a good way of trying to open a conversation then?
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>>57295060

Can you give me an example of a deep conversation?

Is for my research in tfw no gf events..
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>>57295060
Are you able to have a deep conversation?
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I dont know
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>>57295060
You frogs might be different but most girls I speak to actively avoid deep topics.
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>>57295060

how tall, anon?
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usually by being able to talk with people
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>>57295060
Those are things you say to try and start a conversation. Try talking about something interesting you read lately or a good film you saw to lead into deeper conversations.
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>>57279878
That guy has perfect facial aesthetics and he has ruined that with too much muscle.
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I wouldn't know
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>>57295903
>too much muscle.
>ireland
What is it with you people?
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>>57296071
That amount of muscle makes him look inferior. Instead of naturally athletic he looks like he spends all his time in a gym and has a low IQ.
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>>57295248
>>57295278
Depends on the person you're talking to. You'll see if he/she is receptive and want to go further in the conversation (sorry if my English is shit, I'm too sick and tired to give a fuck atm. Yet I hope you'll get my point). So all you need is a topic that interests you, it can be anything, general topics like politics/history/arts/culture etc or some more private topic like your own problems. Be careful whom you tell about that tho, they can be easily bored if they're not that close to you, but most of all don't talk about your problems too fast, and with people you don't trust 100%. If you share common interests with the person it'll obviously be easier to have a good conversation. Be funny if the topic allows it, everybody loves laughing. But really, the depth of a conversation highly depends on the recipient, for example with my best friends we start a conversation by saying some really dumb things and it goes on and on to become actually really serious and really interesting.

>>57295293
Yes, I can say that I am. For all kind of matters. For some reason since I'm a child, my friends use to tell me about their problems, and I listen patiently. Even today, I had a pretty fucking deep conversation with my best friend, she realized how she was lost thanks to our conversation, she told me that I should become a psychologist
But I can hold a deep conversation about a lot of things, all you need is a topic that interests me enough and we can debate about it

>>57295532
A lot of frogs are like that, too

>>57295684
D-does it matter?

>>57295853
Yes, that's what I did, but they didn't try to go on, so the conversations just faded...
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>>57296071
We're bitter. We despise anyone that has more than us.
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>>57296235
Still muscular but less muscle than that has a wider appeal to women. Trashy whores like the roid look. Every type of whore likes the athletic look.
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>>57296161

not really

im a manlet who enjoys being beaten up by towering alpha females
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You don't, they're whores
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>>57279878
>good accent
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>>57296299
Kek, I'm 173cm anon, is it tall enough for you?
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I've never really wanted a 3D girl and I never developed any social skill, so I'm kinda fucked anyway
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>>57296161
You sound like someone with a special snowflake complex.
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>>57270862
>>57270919
>>57277491
>>57281224
>>57282591
>>57285917
>>57291246
>>57296065
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>>57296346
Hobbit?
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>>57296454

almost the same height ...

but could you wrestle the average endomorph dude?
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>>57296536
I agree though girls who think they're something special tend to be crazy good in bed, at least from my experience.
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>>57296536
Do I? Because it's actually the contrary, I have a lack of self confidence because I don't feel special at all, I feel like nobody would miss me if I died, not even my family, because I have nothing to make me slightly special. Nobody knows that, I like to listen the others but I never talk about my own feelings. But that's okay, I know I'm not the only one that feels like this so it kinda reassures me

>>57296657
Ahah I never wrestled anyone but I guess I could
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>>57297105
>crawling in my skin
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>>57297105

Well, aren't you entertaining everyone tonight.
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>>57297155
Well I'm glad I entertain you Pierre
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>>57297105

that's the nouvelle vague syndrome
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>>57297316

That"s not my name, Fatima.
Why do you crave a german boyfriend exactly ?
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>>57296346
>implying nz accent isn't god tier
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>>57297105
Ok, I guess you deserve a serious answer.
>I feel like nobody would miss me
No one will miss anyone, eventually those who would miss you will die as well, no one will remember any of us in a hundred years from now on.
> I never talk about my own feelings
That's because you have self-esteem issues and you think your feelings are not important enough for others to bother, yet you bother for others because you consider that they deserve a better treatment than you do.
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>>57297395
Ahahhahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahha
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>>57270541
Dunno but my brother can get a new one anytime here wants

>tfw you're born a robot and your brother is a next level Chad
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>>57297395
>>emplying nz eccint es god teeer
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>>57297353
That's not my name either. Les goûts et les couleurs mon cher Ahmed.


>>57297430
>No one will miss anyone
You're 100% right, that's why I'm not depressive about that (I'm not depressive at all btw, I do have those issues but I hide them well enough to live a very normal life)

>you think your feelings are not important enough for others to bother
Yeah, I consider them irrelevant and not worth being told, and I'm also not the kind of person to speak a lot about myself
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>>57297852

do you have a favorite /int/ copypasta?
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>>57297852
>Les goûts et les couleurs mon cher Ahmed.
> dit-elle alors que le seul Allemand qu'elle connaisse est un bêta white knight
Tu es pleine d'illusions, Aïcha.
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>>57297978
No favorite for now

>>57298066
>le seul
Qu'est ce que tu en sais, Tarek?
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>>57297852
post pic
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>>57298192

Bien vu, Rachida, mais si tu en connais d'autres, clairement tu ne les as pas encore séduit alors que Bêta 1er est là pour toi. Enjoy !
(et sinon, pour serrer des germaniques, va donc juste y passer des vacances ou études p'tain, une fois là bas t'auras qu'à choisir).
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>>57298218
Of course I won't, I know where I am. And even if I was willing to post one, I'm sick af so I wouldn't show you how cadaverous I look like atm

>>57298325
Merci du conseil mon cher Kader, mais j'y ai pensé figure toi, année Erasmus en Teutonie prévue pour septembre 2017. En attendant je me contenterai de français, parce que la recherche via internet me donne soit des chelous soit des bêtas.
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>>57298440

/gsg/ ?
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>>57296513
>>and I never developed any social skill

wtf, how? have you never been outside of your home? surely you aren't this much of a beta autist.
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>>57298540
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>>57299264

the rest would get me banned
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>>57298440

could you
post feet ? ;]
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>>57287898
So you are Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor?
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>>57270541
>Implying I have any idea about it...
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>>57287898
>>-twisted humor sense
>>-boring or creepy as fuck to a normie
Ok, I'm fucked.
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>>57296346
kiwi accent is qt and sexy
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>>57300348

If I were intelligent I would have resolved the problem of tfw no gf..

If I were nihilistic... well maybe I want to watch the world burn but I work as a technician I fix things, I don't destroy them..

I like to laugh at thinks like an old lady falling in the street, you get the idea..
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>>57275433
This.
Not sure if I want to try and become a normie and get a gf or just enjoy the free time and lack of stress that an introverted personality gives me.
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>>57270541
I don't know,i never had one neither tried to get one
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>>57270541
You just have to be funny.
Seriously just that, I have seen the most ugly and poor guys here dating beautiful girls.

You could get one like pic related just being funny.
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>>57290754
Almost exactly the same in Denmark but

1) Get shitfaced
2) Find a lay (Party or Disco)
3) if lay was good either 3a or 3b
3a) Become fuckbuddies
3b) Date
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