Yugoslavia nostalgia thread?
Post your memories and videos here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RRnCnO1Y2c
>Nostalgia
99'9% of yugo posters weren't alive in the 80's
>>57262959
I know but we can pretend haha
Huh, quality thread with interesting discussion and topics that could arise and no yugo posters are interested. What a shame.
>>57262916
The first Yugoslavia was the better one, even thought it was just a glorified Serbian failure. There is nearly nothing good about Tito's federated shithole.
The best thing about SFRJ was how fast it got >pic related
>>57262916
person who actually lived there
best memories: life was shit
>>57266198
Tell us more
>>57266198
Back then, Croats at least still spoke proper Serbian instead of inventing some Frankenstein language of their own. Ah, the days when bre's echoed on the streets of Zagreb...
>>57262916
wtf why do you think that I'm 50
>>57266708
this
thanks croatia for inventing specialsnowflakism
>>57266785
>not having been born in Yuga
I still remember the 10 day war instead of just shitposting about it, you whippersnapper.
>>57262916
So, a brit is asking ex yugos who were born when Yugo was dedifying, what life was like. I'm sure being a Yugo fetus was hard. Being a canuck fetus was hard enough, but a Yugoslavian fetus? Woah.
>>57264461
lol why did they invade slovenia?
>invading moutainous gountry
>>57264461
Slovenia was probably the coolest bro in that whole war. Decalred independence, they got invaded, they defended themselves and imprisoned shitloads of Serbs I mean holy shit, don't fuck with Slovenia
>>57266983
This is what they wanted to keep for themselves.
>>57267451
that's incredible. wallpaper'd
>>57267443
You forgot the part where we let them all go again and didn't harass the large Serbo-Croatian-speaking minority even one bit, despite the fact that an appreciable number of them had moved here mere years before the war.
>>57267521
You'll need more screens tbqhwyf.
>>57267524
Based
>>57266708
>>57266708
>>57266708
We invented words rivaling the knowledge of combinatorial mathematics, and still as aesthetic and mosaic than abominable "ojoj" Slovene and the Turkicized "čokčok" Serbian
We are the future, a bridge between eastern Yugoslav savagery and western Yugoslav stiffness
Croatian is French, Serbian is Occitan, Slovene is Franco Provencal and Albanian is Breton
>>57267443
It's helps that Serbs have to go through Croats to fight Slovenia. Not very brave mate.
>>57267590
>stiffness
Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno roko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem po grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Očenәš zmolәš.
>>57266588
I have 16 crates filled with classified documents and YPA (JNA) classifed books
they pretty much openly talk about it being shitpoor to the point where they had to save money from buying propper pencils in offices
>>57267635
>Serbs have to go through Croats to fight Slovenia
They literally took off from Reka, Karlovec and Varaždin, pretty much on the border. And they had troops inside Slovenia, already, waiting for reinforcements in the barracks and in some cases moving to targets.
>>57267635
>Serbs
There were more Albanians than Serbs
>>57267768
I understand that, though it pains my soul greatly.Just see the difference between the elegance of French and the bastardization of Franco-Provencal. Truly mirrors this relation
>Provencal - French - Occitan
hepetal - hopital - espital (notice how hillbillish is Ser...I mean Occitan)
Nuet - Nuit - Nuech
Now, standard Slovene uses "paradižnik" for "tomato", Serbian uses "Paradajz" and Croatian uses "Rajčica"
You see how more refined Croatian is? "Rajčica" (the blushing one). Elegant, soft, sophisticated and powerfully poignant
French!
>>57268092
We say paradajz in my parts, too. Rajčica sounds gay. And if anything is a bastardisation, it's standard Croatian since it's literally just a western Serbian dialect. You should've changed your language to Chakavian.
>>57268092
rajčica is to close to rajcati
wouldn't use it to name food/10
>>57268226
That's why we say "narajcan sam" when we see Slovene girls, while you literary heathens use German words that sound Orcish
Welcome to the civilized language
>>57268189
Chakavian is a homosexual version of a bastardized Slavic language. Not to be taken seriously other than its literary beauty and tradition
t. someone from Dalmatia
>>57268518
>alo pićka narajcan sam tijelo mi je spremno
>>57268590
>>57268590
>>57268590
>he literally believe we would pronounce words with THREE letters in them
It's "ej", "a" or "e"
>tijelo
tilo
>>57267575
Seems like a really cozy country my man
>>57268518
>on kritizira našo špraho
Tako te bom žvajznil, da te bom še na istem placu frderbal, ti baštard fremdni.
>>57268729
Your observations are correct.
>>57268827
>špraho
>žvajznil
>frderbal
>baštard
Just like Franco-Provencal, infiltrated by Italianisms and German loanwords, while French stands strong, creates its own vocabulary riches through the much lauded tresor de la langue Francaise, and Serbian bastardized, much like Occitan has been tainted by Spanish
this thread has been visited by the yugo banter of eternal buttblast
peace will prevail only if you say:
SJAJNA ZVIZDO POVRH METKOVIĆA POZDRAVI NAM NAŠEG TIĆA ANTU PAVELIĆA
:^)
When did the South Slavs start hating each other? Has it always been this way?
>>57269030
>I-I'ts not Serbian, we use a few different words!
>Dude I swear!
>>57269192
>a few
what
i cant understand people from belgrade for the life of me
>>57269185
we don't hate each other, it's just that some of us hate serbs
>>57269065
SIJOČA ZVEZDA VRH METKOVCA POZDRAVI NAM NAŠEGA STRICA TONETA PAVLOVCA
>>57269185
Slovenia is the Canada of ex-Yu, Croatia is the U.S and Serbia is Mexico (Bosnia is Guatemala). So Slovenia is circumstantially a better off country (in our case historical, as opposed to entrepreneurial Canadian - on an individual level, not total BoTs) and Serbia is where you go if you want to experience the Tijuana or Cancun of Ex-Yu. Belgrado. Cheap plastic surgery, cheap marijuana and other illicit substances, betting on sports games against local hooligans or get "eaten by dark" because you sat at the wrong table in the club (owned by the local mob)...and Bosnians are well, they just jump the border, alongside Serbs
And this is what the good U.S of A recognizes. They see a martyr in Croatia. It is our Manifest Destiny to expand. We are already consolidating bank capital to go Operation Democracy (a.k.a acquisitions of companies in former ex-Yu)
Plus, as said before, we are the Transatlantic accent of the U.S, while Slovene is Washington/Oregon, Bosnia is Texas and Serbia is California
Plus these: >>57269030
>>57268518
>>57268092
>>57267590
Every morning I wake up at 1PM.....I ask myself: Why don't these Slovenes learn Croatian as a second language....the capital future is here
>>57269185
>>57269560
>>57262916
ok grandpa
>Yugoslavia nostalgia thread
>OP doesn't have an ex-Yugoslav flag
Every time.
>>57269555
>Shtokavian
>doesn't understand another Shtokavian
Če jaz lahko razumem Belograjčane, bi jih moral tudi ti.
>>57264461
>Slovenia "war"
Don't be silly.
>>57267443
Slovenia wasn't invaded. They attacked a bunch of JNA teenagers of mixed ethnicities that refused to fight solely for the purpose of staging an independence war.
>>57269709
I understand slovenes, slovaks, czechs and polish more than i understand them tbqh
have you even talked to them in your life?
Slovenia is a meme country m8s.
You can see in this threat how desperate they are to get foreigners to notice them.
And yet every summer thousands of Slovenes forsake their autism and come here in droves to enjoy our beaches.
Oh and when they order their coffe they don't do it in Slovene or English.
KEKED
U
C
K
E
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>>57269793
Success breeds jealousy. Git gud next time.
>>57269865
They're not cucked. It's called enterprise. If I were in Slovenia, I'd order coffee in Slovene. It's the civilized thing to do
But I welcome Slovenes learning Croatian, instead of the Serbian variant. It would be a shame to hear "đe su mi đozluci?!" all around you
>>57269865
>Oh and when they order their coffe they don't do it in Slovene or English.
We just like the thought of praying to coffee (jednu kavu molim). It's like when you love someone and you instead tell them that you vote for them (volim te), or when you meet someone on the street and testify not-something to them (prićam ti ne-što). Pretty funny, you southerners.
>>57262959
i was, AMA
>>57269937
>"molim" is a word to be laughed at by Slovenes
Nothing is sacred for these people
>second most spoken language in Slovenia is Croatian, not English
>second most common surname is Horvat
When will they stop pretending that they aren't Alpine Croats?
Yugoslavia was total failure.
Huuuuge unemplyoment, debts ,erywhere, venezuela tier inflation, mass imigration for work, almost no industry or very outdated
It was like greece today just withiut euro
>>57270033
We should embrace them and strongly hug them. Slovenes need love. They're a frustrated bunch
Sometimes people just need to hear that it's not their fault
>>57270132
>Huuuuge unemplyoment, debts ,erywhere, venezuela tier inflation, mass imigration for work, almost no industry or very outdated
That's basically the situation today. Yugoslavia at least has some industry.
>>57269845
I have spoken to people from all over ex-yu (cro, bos, ser, mon) and they all understood me when I spoke to them in my own dialect, albeit a bit slower than when talking to my own.
>>57269865
>go to Dubrovnik
>have to go to the store
>the Balkan kikes are stealing every "kuna" (really, who names money after an animal?!) they possibly can
>get to the counter
>"Dober dan."
>"H-Hello."
>this fucking guy
>AreYouSeriousWithEnglish.jpeg
>shopkeeper's spaghetti starts showing as he begins pushing my items across the laser thingy
>"This w-will be x (can't remember anymore; it was a big amount since kuna is worthless compared to the Euro) kuna."
>"Kok, a x kun?"
>"Y-yes."
>pay the amount and go outside
>swarthy natives walk around me, not even daring to look at my alpine physique
Hell, we could go on vacation to any failing Southern European country but Croatia is the cheapest and closest and we feel good when our relaxing vacation pays for Croat children's food.
>implying I want to share my alpine heaven with dirty foreigners
>>57269649
kek
>>57270012
>says i pray instead of please
>>57270132
the czech industry was so glorious that if something is poorly made it's called češko here
>>57270185
I wish that we could be like you someday, but it really is hard, too much problems to even begin.
>>57270245
You could say "Prosim". It's used here. But it's fedora tier, m'lady
>>57270185
>go to Dubrovnik
>on a vacation
Seems the Lord didn't grant you intelligence with that Alpine physique aaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjj
>>57270388
It was a trip around former Yugoslavia. A safari, if you will. Dubrovnik was one of the stops and it was actually the most civilised looking place of them all, albeit extremely hot and blinding because of all the white buildings.
>>57270185
>go to Dubrovnik for vacation
why, there's a reason croats avoid tourist traps
because it's just all a big meme to jew you out of all your cash
also the euro is cancer I hope we never adopt it
and you seem to have forgotten how worthless your tolar was
>>57270581
>he continues to justify his visit to Dubrovnik
AAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
>>57270653
>>57270613
As I have said, it was a safari. We had a plan to see swarthy people and we did it. The city would look pretty nice if not for the local fauna tbqh
>>57270796
>i-it was a safari, I s-swear!
I bet you fell in love a thousand times daily and wanted to run off with a swarthy girl and never come back, and now, you're swarmed by this tide of emotion. It's pure powerlessness. I wanted to genocide Slovenes. Root you out violently like radish, but then I met Anja. She was a fickle being from Kočevje, pug-ish cheeks and deep blue eyes
It's not your fault, friend
I think Slovenes are very insecure and sensitive about their little country.
They have this innate need to constantly one up someone if they can I can't really explain it but it's weird.
>hang around at the gornji grad in zagreb
>see some slovene kids on a school trip
>overhear the teacher saying how the architecture they see was designed by slovenes that's why its similar to ljubljana
I couldn't fucking believe it. Not even Serbs would be this delusional.
Croats seem like an incredibly insufferable people.
>>57269649
ayy
>>57271037
Based on this thread I am willing to agree
>>57271005
I don't like places where it's too hot and I don't want to race mix, no offence.
>>57271027
>innate need to constantly one up someone
We don't have to do it, our superiority is natural.
>>57271027
Slovenes architects were godtiet tho
>you will never live in the eastern bloc
>you will never live in communist yugoslavia
>you will never hang out with slav bros
>>57271301
>slovene architect
ftfy
>>57271259
>>57271037
choke on a cock
>>57271333
Just enjoy your own original unique Canadian culture m8 why fawn over others?
>>57271290
I will racemix with a Slovene girl, should I get a chance again
>>57270033
those are brave words coming from a catholic Serb.
>>57271037
they are m8. Unlike Slovenes, who have an actual identity, Croats are basically only defined as trying not to be Serbs. Which they basically are. Literary, everything that Croat nationalism or statehood is based is
>WE ARE NOT SERBZ
>>57271341
>>57271333
t. diaspora
>>57271437
Here come the ex-Yu's Čikanosi
>>57271399
>original unique canadian culture
>implying canadian culture even exists
>>57271037
Don't judge an entire country of people based on a few retards
>t. benis
>>57271437
I think that seems like quite a bit of an exageration. I like Serbs but Croat kingdoms existed many many centuries ago with their own identity. It's not like Montenegro which only starting calling themselves "not Serbs" after Tito.
>>57271457
>>57271539
Who're you calling a retard, retard?
>Yugonostalgia thread
>balkanshits arrive to throw shit at each other, again
for how long
>>57271490
Don't hate your own country that's how the brown people will win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7KoJxSgSc
;_;7
>>57271584
Montenegro has a longer independent tradition than Croatian and Serbian entities
>tfw Serbian dad, bosnian mom
>grew up in croatia on the coast
>war comes
>croats kill half my family and take all our shit
>go to Sarajevo where my mom's family is from
>unsafe for my dad there and grandparents from his side..unsafe for my mom too desu
>small stop in beograd where we have family
>now i'm here in canada
thanks.
>>57271457
>>57271585
The best buildings in all austro-hungarian countries were designed by Austrian and Italian architects.
>>57271778
>he exchanged the pineapple for the leaf
wew
>>57271758
Sure, but all evidence shows that, even as an independent entity, they always considered themselves Serbs. Not Serbians, but still Serbs.
>>57271850
>exchanged red star for russia with stamp
wew
>>57271778
>tfw Croatian dad, Croatian mom
>born in the hinterland
>war comes
>Serbs kill a my uncle, two of my cousins die not far from the village - bomb raid, burn our house, kill our livestock, slash open our dog and put it on the doorstep
>go to Split, no family there, no family anywhere, have to find somewhere to stay temporarily
>alone with my mother while my father enlisted right in 1990es
>now I'm here, in Split, overpaying for an apartment and no inheritance whatsoever, with a traumatized family
Thanks
As always.
Religion destroyed everything.
Next topic.
>inb4 fedora
That is literally the worst meme on the internet.
I'm not even saying that I am an atheist. A part of me believes in a "God" a greater power or energy.
But to believe old fairy tales written by ancient fools who had nothing better to do ..and then to KILL over it...2000 years later...
WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LAD
FUCK MY LIFE UP.
>>57272002
Brate, I'm not blaming Croats for anything. I don't hate Croats. My best friend here is a Croat and one of the nicest people you'll ever meet as is his family.
That war was fucking tragic. I blame the "leaders" of those countries. All those lives lost, homes destroyed forever etc. Fucking pathetic.
>>57272011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk_XKScdUy4
;_;7
>>57272089
>0 wars won
>>57272180
>>57272219
Hey tumblr. ;)
>>57269649
this is the greatest pic ever
>>57271977
>not knowing the "Pan-Slavic" colours were first used by the Duchy of Carniola back in the 14th century
>>57271778
>tfw serbian dad serbian mom
>born in vogosca (serbian town near sarajevo)
>war comes
>muslims take our town
>dad has to enlist
>we go to novi sad
>then go to germany
>dad meets us there alfa as fuck
>make life in germany quickly because my family is an intellectual one
>war is over
>1998 germans kick us out even though parents and all 4 grandparents worked and spoke fluent german lol
>nothing to go back to in bosna
>canada and usa accept our entire family with open arms
>parents choose canada because they dont like usa
>germans now accepting 100000000000 muslims
thanks
>>57272558
lol Germans cuckd themselves....
>>57272783
Kicked out "Yugos"
Accepting Arabs and blacks and other shit
kek
Happy they kicked us out :)
heres some muh yugosnostalgia songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnBhflQTvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icK9XFTcfso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_G5rnIlyhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSBgXBw2xYg
>>57272922
forgot a based macedonian one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1mryNt6A1s
>>57271622
>tfw soviets and eastern kept sandniggers in check
>tfw america cucked the soviets by sending the mujahideen weapons
>tfw america cucked themselves by doing this
humanity is the most cucked species in the world
>>57272922
>>57272982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ua1WB-fovQ
:^)
>>57273533
better version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6VTiG1lt5M
now a days germany is just about THE WORST rolemodel a country can have though
>>57273623
>Croat
>singing in Serbian and a bit of German
I really don't understand.
>>57273982
"there are so many balkanites here its like you stepped into the hague"
best line, lmao
>>57273623
>ante cash
top kek
Well, this thread went through it's life course. Just like Yugoslavia.
di su pare
Irish Girls > Pleboslavia
See for yourselves.
