what do? Gaijin-san?
Order in Japanese and once my food arrived put my feet on the table and talk in Dutch.
>>57256028
Take a shit on the table then go to McDonalds.
>>57256067
Edgy.
>>57256028
日本語を使う
>>57256028
>Don't use english
I was planning to use french anyway don't worry
turn 900 degrees and find an eatery with less assburger house rules
>>57256028
speak english and then laugh when tiny nip man tries to staunch up
>>57256028
Why does it say Tsunami on the menu?
>>57256028
still dont get how to read this, for what, for who
I 日本語以外話さない(笑)
At least I can't and don't use Japanese abroad
>>57256028
proxy off you dumb
I wouldn't eat there after seeing that; why the fuck would they need to add such stringent rules to a menu?
>>57256028
It's like they don't want my money.
>>57256163
the most dumb thing is exactly the menu though.
>>57256028
>Tax
>Table charge
>Minimum order
>No cash
Lmao what sort of shit venue is this, I've been to Japan and never seen a list of demands like this.
>>57256147
that lol doesnt even make sense on this one. it just sounds cringeworthy though.
op needs to show the context.
>>57256183
Do Japs must be able to speak English in Japan?
>>57256067
What if that is mcdonalds
>>57256079
Somewhat rare.
席料を払ってからテーブルの上で糞して帰る
>>57256227
It's clearly not.
>>57256226
Why not? Then you can become our 51st star on our flag.
>>57256113
how cool you are.
but, we don't know french at all
>>57256226
Nice proxy fagtron
>>57256291
W-w-w-what
so you're telling me that some people don't speak french ?
How scary
Pass notes to my translator while the waitstaff aren't looking and try to get them to do as much of the ordering as possible
>>57256028
>日本語以外話すな!笑
>笑
なんて変なと言うもの、これは
>>57256166
>mfw every japanese restaurant ive been to in the Netherlands had shitty rules
>dont order what you cant eat
>dont rub your sticks, dont point with sticks, dont pierce your food with sticks
>dont put your food in the soja sauce
>dont bite sushi in half
>>57256313
jim apple Rosemarie desu
>>57256332
Did you want to do those things?
>>57256313
eckzkuzaymoowar, zhe voodray le beeftek, bon quit, seal voo play
>>57256332
Those are not rules, just etiquette instructions.
>>57256357
>>57256351
That's very good
Why are Japanese people so autistic? I know you slant eyed cunts can't speak English but can you really not even understand "SUSHI PLEASE"?
>>57256326
That's normal. Your Japanese is terrible.
>>57256352
In Dutch restaurants people dont care what you do.
We also eat a lot of fries here so picking something up with your hands or dipping in sauce is no big deal. Plus who cares what people order. They are your customers you should serve their wishes.
>>57256382
Brit bro coming in with the bantz
>>57256313
Ils essaient tous par contre
>>57256382
>everything on /int/ is 100% true
>>57256396
their english is terrible
>>57256397
Most of those are etiquette, and not ordering what you can't eat is so you don't waste food, the Japanese dislike wasting things: 'mottainai'
>>57256326
say it again that japnaese lol doesnt even make sense on this. its pretty vague. not having any context of this here, we cant presume anything.
>>57256382
FUCK OFF PAKIBONG. why are you some of gaijins too arrogant to make troubles here for being unable to speak Japanese?
>>57256461
Pol Pot why are you such a weeb?
>>57256028
>We don't speak English 英語は話さない!
>Use it!!!! 使え!
??!
>>57256493
make no troubles*
>>57256397
>Go to restaurant.
>Want fries and burgers.
>Guy from the restaurant gets mad.
>Tells me to go to a different restaurant if I want something like that.
>Other people I'm with want other stuff so he finally agrees to give me what I wanted.
It's always Dutch people that do shit like this, just give me what I want I will make you a profit.
>>57256475
it's bad on purpose, granted my real Japanese isn't good either.
"this is a really strange thing to say"
>>57256522
What an autist desu. I never heard of someone rejecting a request if they can make it.
>>57256493
I work in a restaurant in central London, and we get tourists who can't speak English all the time. Plenty of you nips can't for example, and yet we always manage because we aren't fucking autistic and we generally come to an understanding and people are happy. Your country is going to complete shit and part of that is because you as a people are incapable of even attempting to communicate with the outside world.
English is the language of the educated, Japanese is the language of a dying Chinese splinter culture.
>>57256499
this must have been written by a retard who doesnt even get japanese. the whole japanese on this actually sounds retarded and cringeworthy, just like the normie version of shitposting on twitter
wan baaga puriisu ando sankyuu
>>57256497
The Japanese are the most superior race of Asians, I understand this.
>>57256522
I had that in France. They had an empty restaurant. You could only get buffets there. But I wanted a drink and something normal to eat because it was like 3pm. The restaurant was literally empty and they were still bitching about it.
If impatient men come to Japan and drink,
>>57256357
good phonetic desu
>>57256633
>kills every vietnamese person in the country
>now this
why the inferiority complex? cambodians built some pretty cool shit to say the least
>>57256313
no problem bro.
you use japanese.
that's kinda rude... but on the other hand they have a point. it's not that hard to learn a few words in another language
>>57256067
>>57256241
Are you a Chinese or a Korean? Anyways, even they don't do that though.
That is to say, you guys below them lol.
>>57256499
yeah that's weird. I guess they meant
"Use following Japanese sentences:
'I'd like to order,please ' ->'chuumon onegai shimasu'... "
>>57256661
>ask something in Japanese
>they answer
>you have no idea what they answer
>maybe they are asking if you want extra spicy
>>57256657
Yeah, under rule of Indians.
Angkor Wat is a Hindu building.
>>57256701
but that's a part of cambodia now, nobody says that what was left by anglo-saxons, normans or romans isn't really british
>>57256691
if you realize that someone who barely knows your language asks you something... do you answer with some basic, easy to understand words, or you make fully use of your language, just to make them feel miserable?
i'm just saying some people are assholes
>>57256680
快便を妬むな
この便秘野郎が
>>57256812
not him but lmao
that japanese just sounds funny. no one can come up with that expression as such good bantz.
>>57256028
uhh
uhhhhhhhhhh
これはペンです
>>57256876
Anime aspies autistically learn thousands of useless words in Anki and then try to shit out terrible sentences they came up with.
>>57256761
I do.
If Romans built it then it's Roman.
Cambos work hard, but that is pretty much all they have, the need a strong, decent authority to govern them.
Japanese people on the internet insist that the restaurant must change its policy or should be closed by force.
is it a relevant opinion? I think it doesn't matter if foreign customers and Japanese hating speak Japanese there don't come in that.
>>57256980
>shit out
>came up with
These mean the same thing. You should have just said
>and then shit out terrible sentences
>>57256680
Fuck you, you tentacle loving, jap fuck.
>>57256591
Savage.
>>57256113
good post
>>57257053
You can shit out sentences other people came up with.
Were you triggered by my post or something?
>>57257050
No. The restaurant must change its policy or they will naturally go bankrupt. Force not required.
besides, any of gaijins here feel Racism from this?
>>57257098
Yes, it upsets me very much desu
>>57256113
>speak French
>I TORUDO YOU NO ENGURISHU!
>>57256461
In Dutch we have a word for that: betutteling. I think it comes from the same origin as the English tut tut.
Which means making unnecessary and patronizing rules. Or treating adults like children. It's often used when the government makes new regulations and people think they are bullshit.
>>57257090
>restraunt in middle of Japanese farmland will go bankrupt without foreigners
>>57257090
really? it sounds pretty terrible. costumers have no right to change service the restaurant provide.
>>57257098
It is extremely racist, but I envy you. We can't do the same toward our Spanish-speaking Mexiniggers that infest America.
>>57256028
>order in Japanese
>receive food in 2 minutes because none of it is cooked
>proceed to talk in glorious English to my friends, but not obnoxiously
>enjoy food
>tojo tells me to leave
>tell him he has to make me
>he pussies out because he's like 5'2"
>tip him anyway
>>57257137
They're Japanese etiquette for a Japanese restraunt, if you dislike Japanese customs so I wonder how you ended up in a Japanese restaurant to begin with.
>>57257218
The Japanese restaurants end up in the Netherlands.
>>57257152
>Only foreigners will not give them business
If it really is in some rural farmland then they would have no need to oust gaijin like that because they only exist in big cities.
oh fuck I really feel scary now.
>>57256028
2 bombs weren't enough
>>57257226
You've been to Japan?
WHAT THE FUCK I REFRESHED AND 4CHAN IS BACK TO NORMAL
>>57257263
thank you based burger
>>57257263
Unrefresh it please.
>>57257263
about time that shit was gay as fuck
>>57257277
>>57257288
>>57257292
IT WON'T LET ME CHANGE IT BACK
WHYYYY
>the awful layout is over
damn finally
>>57256366
maybe, but most places don't go around listing things like that, it's pretentious, it's like if some place had a list like "you will be thrown out of you put your elbows on the table or use your dinner fork instead of your salad fork for salad"
Also, I've read, just like that later here in the states, most japanese don't give a shit about people biting their sushi in half anymore.
>>57257400
>didn't even notice how it changed back
>>57257526
how? I wanted to do it. that was as uncomfortable as sucking my penis with left hand.
>>57256028
go some place else and quickly look up what the japanese equivilent of the middle finger is and do it as you walk out. Also, if you have access to here through your phone, I'm pretty sure there are websites/an app that lists what places are "gajin" friendly and which are not.
>tfw i was getting used to that layout i did shit on and starting to feel not bad
start raping female waitresses and shout:
"cao ni ma de xiao ri ben, fuck you I wont do what you tell me, two nukes werent enough"
Thank you guys. I report the news with these comments on my blog. I was interested that Americans are actually sensitive to racism.
>>57256808
Don't underestimate these kinds of people. They seem to think because you tried your best to make yourself understood and spoke a few words of their language it entitles them to not put any effort into making sure you understand. I mean you are obviously fluent in an irrelevant language just because you were able to say two sentences to them.
Fucking Germans
>>57257050
Your people get to tourist and shit without in countries where no natives can understand you. I think Japanese people should keep this in mind. Also especially since you guys can't be arsed to learn English which is by now pretty much a requirement to know to not be a total retard in the modern world.
>>57257248
I've been looking for this image for months now anon.
arigato ma niggato
>>57257732
ブログ読みたい :3
>>57257179
Bullshit, I highly doubt that ultra conservative rednecks would even be half as polite to serve Mexicans as the japanese are to outsiders. That being said fuck mexicans.
>>57257732
just kill yourself. you are the worst of all scum
hope you get sued for stealing others contents
>>57257825
from my experience japs always travel in packs with clear leaders who know some english and do all the talking lel
>>57257734
French people do this as well. They can ask elaborate questions in gibberish if you give them a finger.
In Italy and Spain people speak their own language, but make a lot of effort into getting themselves understood. And with their hand waving it's always quite clear what they mean.
In Germany people tend to talk to me in German, while I can't really speak it that well. But I never had much problems with that. Perhaps because it resembles my own language.
>>57257870
>ultra conservative rednecks
The problem is that I live in Milwaukee, and it has LITERALLY been taken over completely by the Mexican anchor generation.
>>57257732
無断転載・転用禁止ィィィ
>>57257854
I'm not pro-Anime fan and I haven't watched any episode of that anime. but I know that's a screenshot from Joshiraku. It's a show made up of cute girls and Rakugo (a traditional Japanese entertainment) in which Japanese pun often appear, so It's very likely that it's hard for foreigners to find relevant sub.
>>57257859
that was just a joke.
>>57258141
Die already
>>57256028
Speak in spanish instead.
honestly I wouldnt go to another country/place unless i knew some of the language. before i went to europe i at least learnt german and french.
but japanese looks a lot different to anything ive learnt. the biggest pain would be that its time consuming. and the pronounciation of R
Sample pics and wax food display should be enough for foreign visitors. Tell a waiter you want this one and that one. No complex Japanese conversations are required.
>>57256028
why nobody here knows when the April fool is?
>>57257098
i think its fair they tell you how to order its easy for everyone
>>57257208
you don't tip in japan. 恥ずかしいですね
>>57259348
>I wouldnt go to another country/place unless i knew some of the language
autistic/10
タメ口かよ
>>57258670
this desu
Order Nigori sake and demonstrate my masterful Japanese language skills I've acquired by jerking off to anime
>nips refuse to take tip
>why nips so autistic?
Nipponese are real robots.
They'd have to deal with google translate tier Japanese
>>57261742
>ichi nigowray sayk, ownegay
>>57261840
they get paid well enough and aren't beggars... they believe that they should be working their best anyway. Americans would not do the job properly if they didn't get tipped.
nobody tips cause good service is expected you shouldn't have to pay them to do their job properly that is the bosses job.
same in strayya
>what do? Gaijin-san?
perform this gesture and then teleport away
>>57262247
ahahan
>>57256812
Your post is horrible like the Swedish shitposter's.
>>57256028
i wouldn't go to a restaurant if i wouldn't know the language or have a friend who goes with me and speaks it.
I understand you. I would be pissed off if a person would approach and start speaking in english in a non english speaking country, even if i understand it.
This happened a few times with me when i was in moscow. I just pretended that i didn't understand him.
>>57262207
upvoted if you're on yotsi channel x edition
>>57256028
エイプリールフールかよww
>>57256313
C'est vrai.
>>57256028
>kimchi
That's a gook restaurant
>>57262364
便秘だからって人に八つ当たりすんのやめてくんない?
ching chong nip nong rice with chicken
>>57263330
>>57263428
Shut up, retards
>>57264136
piggu ramen onegaishimasu
>>57264136
Nuko drappu
>>57256812
>>57263330
lel.
Your Japanese is so natural.
>>57264266
id cook the best of best ramen for you
>>57256113
Don't think they know the difference.
>>57269836
can see the difference sasuga ni
>>57269836
>go to a random restaurant in Tokyo
>waiter mumbles something about baka americans
>say furansu-jin desu
>get a 50% discount
>>57270455
>furansu?
>but u arr afurika-jin
>is impossibru!
