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fertile felvidek
I want to sniff femanon butts.
>>57254404
Are you back from Egypt?
>>57254147
NATO will surely defend
>>57254404
i want to abuse femhun
>>57254451
Yes, just arrived yesterday.
>>57254457
NATO does not get involved in a country's internal politics.
what are you going to do today, beans?
>>57254875
prep my new ropes and look for a good hotel in poznan
>>57254930
You can't fug at home?
>>57255015
i can but for a threesome weekend session we prefer to have a nice hotel
you got any plans outside of memes and food for today ?
>>57255058
I guess this isn't your first threesome?
>>57255159
yes its not my first
pic rel the polipropylene rope i got. have 100 m of it, 60 m of 6mm and 40 m of 8 mm. need to cut it up and secure the endings.
wasnt a big fan of red ropes but i got to play with one on the last meeting and it grew on me
>>57255220
Is the special qt taking part in these shenanigans?
>>57255252
no, this is just play without any commitments only for fun.
im meeting with special qt on tuesday, we will see how it goes from there. she is bisexual anyway so we might end up in group play if the click
>>57254875
Travelling to my parents like being on the road from 9 am to 6 pm yesterday wasn't enough.
>>57255300
have fun
>>57255323
At least you'll get food
>>57255354
thanks, are you going to hook up with your tutors grandson ? :^)))))
>>57255369
Kek no I just found it funny. I'm actually going to see her today
>>57255418
you should give it a chance
hows the tutoring going ? made progress in school ?
>>57255445
I'm not interested in those things desu. I'm getting 4s but that's still barely pasing.
>>57254875
mow the lawn, book flights to Italy for my mom's birthday, go to the gym, see a concert tonight and then maybe meet up after that with my friends in the city
>>57255536
Are you gonna go with your mom to Italy?
>>57254875
phonepost a comment that encourages blogging in an already shit general
>>57255526
You really don't want someone to brave the perils of your bagina?
>>57255526
>I'm not interested in those things desu.
you should give it a try
>I'm getting 4s but that's still barely pasing.
as long as its pasing thats good enough right ?
>>57255536
>see a concert tonight
what bands ?
>>57255572
I'm sorry Jonathan
>>57255577
I'm not a desperate virgin yet
>>57255547
yeah, and my brother. visiting southern Italy has been her dream for decades and I finally have some money saved up from working so I decided it's time to make that dream come true
hupikek törpikek
>>57255590
>>57255590
>as long as its pasing thats good enough right ?
We'll see
>>57255614
That's sweet of you. When are you going?
>>57255614
>I finally have some money saved up from working so I decided it's time to make that dream come true
damn thats nice of you
>>57255590
no real bands actually, it will be a special tribute night to David Bowie, with Hungarian actors giving their own interpretation of his songs with a live music accompaniment
>>57255625
acthually it's hupikÉk törpikÉk my fellow meme language using white aryan friend
>>57255614
but southern Italy is an absolute shithole
>>57255634
don't know yet, depends on really when are the plane tickets the cheapest desu. I was thinking beginning of May
>>57255647
the last time the three of us went somewhere for vacation was ages ago, we barely spend any time together nowadays, and I just want to create some new memories with them
Morning, still in bed desu
>>57255722
yeah I know, I'd much rather visit Florence, Rome or the smaller mountain towns in the north such as Aquilea, but this is what she wants
besides, there's a ton of good places in the Naples area, like Amalfi, Herculaneum, Pompeii and Paestum
>>57255651
looked this up because it sounded really cool...all those gommie jews lmao desu
also that new gödör sucks
>>57254875
Kill self
>>57254875
the same thing as every day
>>57255625
Ögö szögö ö göszögö gégöszögö
t.Szöged
>>57256044
post some hungol music like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4IwxzU3Kv8
>>57256077
hahahaha
Nem értem
>>57255933
Yes. Fuck our pact doing it right now. After lunch
>>57256077
kurva anyád
>>57256077
http://rateyourmusic.com/genre/Tuvan+Throat+Singing/
>>57256178
What's going on?
anime
>mfw my retarded deaf cigany boy neighbour has a gf and i don't
>>57256299
it's probably his cousin don't get bothered by cigýny relationships too much
>>57256299
Is she white?
>>57256234
Nothing just feel like killing self desu
>>57256363
>cigány-white relationship
>>57256363
>>57256343
from the distance of about 100 meters she looked white
>>57256415
I've seen it many times
>>57256405
How are you going to do it then if you can't wait?
>>57255854
at last
>>57256417
Is she a qt cigany girl?
>>57256299
just be yourself
>>57256467
but that only works if you're not worthless human garbage like I am
>>57256455
couldn't tell from the distance
>>57256467
>just be yourself
>>57256299
>tfw a cigány got a childhood friend of mine pregnant
i know what you're going through senpai
>>57256479
work on improving yourself ?
I want to eat
WHY IS THIS LAYOUT STILL UP????
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57256487
Then how do you know it's his gf?
>>57256525
Hiroshitwat will probably leave it up.
It will get removed when the filters.
>>57256525
put http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css into you adblock and braise mother russia
>>57256525
oh well
>>57256531
>Then how do you know it's his gf?
i am a magician :^)
>>57256495
>>tfw a cigány got a childhood friend of mine pregnant
once you go black you never go back :DDDD
>>57256573
Is that a pic of you choco?
>>57256525
Jews don't work on saturdays
>>57256587
If you are a magician then why don't you make yourself a gf ? :^)
>>57256600
yes, I'm actually a rabbit
>>57256621
>If you are a magician then why don't you make yourself a gf ? :^)
because i am a shitty magician
>>57254875
visit my grandparents
have some red wine or whiskey
blast my ear drums with some hardcore punk
>>57256441
Not sure possibilities are endless
>>57256664
you cod become a necromancer and resurrect the most famous slovak of all time
>>57256739
>you cod become a necromancer and resurrect the most famous slovak of all time
Štefánik or Dubcheck?
Morning, faggots
>>57256814
the one lying in a ditch somewhere
>>57256814
Alexander Mach
>>57256872
>the one lying in a ditch somewhere
but Slota is not dead, neither is Braňo Mojsej
>>57256886
more like infamous, if we are going that way we can also ressuerect Tiso and Tuka
>>57256943
He meant Svätopluk, kráľ starých Slovákov
>>57256975
we were talking about resurrecting slovaks and svatopluk was moravian
But some meme historians in Slovakia claim that morvians were Slovak we just falsified historical records to keep your people down.
>talking to girl on im
>she tells me she did anal on her first sex time cause she didnt want to lose her virginity
ayy lmaoo
>>57257080
moravians are czechs lite imo, and people in slovakia always say that moravians are nicer than czechs
>believing meme historians
šejk maj hed to bi onest femili
I wanna rape
>>57256562
>>57256706
hm, it works in the catalog but not when I open a thread
>>57257327
the catalog never changed
Besides, the threads are back to normal now
>>57257327
i use ublock and it works perfectly on threads and the catalog. restart the browser ? cant hurt
>>57257356
>>57257364
Back to normal now, probably just needed a few more minutes
That shit was burning my eyes out
>>57256943
no one outside slovakistan has ever heard of those
i'm talking about kadinksy of course, the only slovak known to over 20 non slovaks
>>57257517
>the only slovak known to over 20 non slovaks
>>57257517
>i'm talking about kadinksy of course, the only slovak known to over 20 non slovaks
b-but kandinsky is not d-dead, his t-train is just delayed, r-right?
Fucking finally, that shit's gone
>>57257648
I fear his train was on time if you get what I'm trying to say
>>57257864
are you going to miss him?
feels good to have yotsuba back
>>57257938
>not tomorrow
are you kidding me
>>57257938
>not using Tomorrow
baka senpai
>>57257910
>no
hmm, i thought you would enjoy competition in shitposting
>>57257938
>yotsuba
pleb
>>57257958
>>57257964
>tomorrow
too much edge
česki system zapísu jest najzvyčájněj lepšy i všyscy Polácy povínni się nim posługívać
>>57257938
>not obsidian on appchanx
бaкa дecy ceнпaий
>>57257970
I didn't like his way of posting, really annoying.
he sounded like it was his first week on the internet.
>>57258073
it's not like he learned how to be a human being in his blackzone training camp
>>57258053
>not 4chan X
baka
>>57258073
>I didn't like his way of posting, really annoying.
look who's talking
>he sounded like it was his first week on the internet.
quite edgy sometimes, yes
>>57257993
>>57258024
>muh edge
so you won't use the most convenient background because you consider it egdy?
way to be a child
>>57258098
>4chanx
wasnt it broken for some time ?
>>57257958
>>57257964
>>57257970
I like darker themes better but Tomorrow looks like shit, Yotsuba B always.
is fertileposter the same poster who's bondageposter who's the same poster who's chrupkiposter who's the same poster who's rusofil
>>57258132
ive been using it for a year without problems
>>57258117
i never said it was edgy i just think it looks bad
r8 my slavsuit desu
>>57258117
too dark, it hurts my eyes, not convenient at all you edgelord
>>57258094
and this isn't his human interactions 101 course, it's a general full of sick cunts.
>>57258115
>look who's talking
I'm annoying on purpose, and I don't start a beef with thread celebrities just to look tough infront of roasties
>>57258191
wanna squeeze those qt fat cheeks :3
>>57258191
>not slav enough and yuor fet
>>57258146
>I like darker themes
>Yotsuba B always
>Yotsuba B is bright as fuck
>>57258191
lmao
>>57258155
>is fertileposter the same poster who's bondageposter who's the same poster who's rusofil
yes hello
>chrupkiposter
what ?
>>57258202
choco but you're a thread celebrity
>>57258231
the meme arrow wasn't meant there
magyar cigany
>>57258196
maybe get rid of your cathode ray screen poorfag zolty
>>57258202
>he calls himself a thread celebrity on a vietnamese chinese cartoon image forum
>>57258235
which part of "Tomorrow looks like shit" made it hard to understand? and Yotsuba B is not that bright
>already got nudes from her
this is too easy
>>57258369
teach me your ways fertileman
how to be a dirty normie
>>57258263
no cathodeshit but yotsuba B is the only sane choice
It's mild, comfy and pleases the eye
>>57258415
be a human bean, have confidence, dont pretend to be someone you are not
>>57258353
>which part of "Tomorrow looks like shit" made it hard to understand?
tommorows always look like shit
>Yotsuba B is not that bright
maybe if you are wearing sunglasses
>>57258459
>just b urself
>>57258427
too bright
>>57258213
>>57258231
It's just the sweater pushing my cheeks up, I'm not fet I swear
>>57258497
as opposed to you
>>57258494
breddy much it, just dont be autistic
>>57258459
not really practical
>>57258191
>jappy is fat AND has glasses
christ, you're not getting a break are you
>>57258517
absolutely savage
austria on suicide watch
>>57258415
Pretend to be of Greek origin and start to acting like one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v84fj5yTuNQ
>that bassline
>>57258530
>oh look at anon he's doing his thing seems to be pretty content with himself
>let's leave him alone I'm sure he doesn't need us
>>57258517
damn son you deserve a medal for that
>>57258616
just pee yourself
>>57258517
LOCAL MAN D E S T R O Y S RAKUSZAN SCUM
anime
>>57258616
idk, do you go to uni ? try chatting up random grils that are waiting for something, have a normal conversation without undressing her in you head. if you lack confidence try building it slowly, girls will sense if you are being awkward and fake.
you tried online dating ?
Choco is fat bitter manlet. Also balding
>>57258901
hello tramislav :D:DDD
>>57258544
they're like -7.5
>>57258934
holy shit, isn't that almost mole tier? my grandmother has -6 and she's blind as shit
>>57258901
trami is a fat bitter liar who will never be anything but a tram driver
also calling him short would be an insult to manlets, he's actually leprechaun levels of tiny.
>>57259042
one of my classmates in back in high school had -6.5 and he looked like he was wearing a fucking telescope on his head
>>57259042
Not that bad, I can see clearly about 10-12 cm in front of my eyes , after that shit becomes blurry but you know, I can kinda make out shapes
Also the lens are actually thin so they don't stand out at all
>>57259366
you looked into laser therapy for this ?
>>57259463
Not him, but thats expensive as fuck. 150-200 usd per eye
>>57259366
>>57259366
yeah glasses technology improved a lot, my grandma used o have what we call ashtrays on the eyes; but now she's wearing normal looking glasses
>>57259510
>but thats expensive as fuck.
>150-200 usd per eye
>>57258191
>desu
Errr...at home?
please post in the kurva anyátok thread to keep it alive
>>57259626
i did
>>57256739
Kandinsky?
>>57259626
kurva anyád
>>57258369
The special qt?
>>57259463
Not really, I was told when we first had my eyes checked that my eyes will keep getting worse until I'm 18-21ish so I can't do it until then so I didn't even bother looking into it
I might though eventually
Hungaryanons, please translate, google has some issues, so i can't really tell if i'm reading what i think i'm reading
>Az első lépcsőben átkelő magyar sereg azonban beleütközött a hátrább vonuló Ottokár utóvédjébe, mire Ottokár nehézlovasságával visszafordult, és szinte lehengerelte az átkelt könnyűfegyverzetű magyar erőket.
cyбкoтa лaдc
>>57259768
no, another one that just chatted me up
>>57259799
>until I'm 18-21ish so I can't do it until then
how old are you ?
>I might though eventually
i think you should as soon as you can
>>57259685
i bet only fempek could be this dumb
>>57259834
22 so I'm probably fine now
Thanks for reminding me though, it really wasn't on my mind lately at all
Visited realitves
Grandma is nice.
Great Grandma is still fine.
The countryside is beautifull.
>>57258752
>chatting up random grils
I'm too autistic for small talk with random people
>>57260011
sell your weebshit and you should have the money :D:DD
What are your uni plans now ? you said something about trying in germany
>>57260101
>I'm too autistic for small talk with random people
dont be a quitter, its not easy at first but you can learn it
>2nd of april 2016
>check map
>still no v5
>>57260150
I have enough confidence on me, just not enough practice with small talk
people seem to avoid me and rarely stop for a chat, even if I'm eager and unoccupied and smiling and whatever
don't understand small talk, how it works, when it works, to whom its adressed and all that normie shit
>>57259042
Choco you are projecting so hard that I can actually see your fat spilling into my kitchen
>have a hippie friend
>smokes a lot of weed, takes drugs
>gets really fucked up
>gets in a madhouse
>gets out
>wants to start smoking weed again
>wants me to get it for him
>i tell him he shouldn't
>he says its fine he just wants to try it
>lie to him about not being able to get any
>he spends couple hundred for marihuana seeds
>tells me to help him start growing it
>i tell him he shouldn't start smoking again
>he says its gonna be fine
>i tell him its stupid to start again
>he says he is gonna take it slowly
How the fuck do i explain to him that starting to take the drug that got him into madhouse again is just fucking retarded idea?
>>57260171
Why would you want to be part of Visegrad. We are irrelevants as fuck and everyone in /v4/ is fascist (except us we are cucks)
>>57260321
print some Quentin posts and give him to read
>>57260289
I have no doubt you can see fat spilling into your kitchen but yet again can't help but notice the irony of you talking about projection in this case.
>>57260375
I don't know who that is
>>57260078
Keczkemet
>>57259802
The hungarian army crossing through in the first step immediately found themselves face-to-face with Ottokar's rearguard who had moved further backwards. As a result, Ottokar's cavalry turned back, and almost steamrolled through the light armoured hungarian infantry.
>>57259802
TRANSLATE EEEET EEEEEE
>>57260468
Beautiful.
Ottokar was truly best king of his age
>>57260427
Coat of Arms
It could be translated as Goatville or something like that into english.
>>57260534
which Ottokar is this?
>>57260426
the magnificentest tripfag in the entire history of tripfaggotry
>>57260468
Thanks
>>57260558
2nd, battle of Kressenbrunn
>>57260534
Well, that part actually says he was a cheating bitch (they agreed he will let them cross the river in peace), but whatever floats your boat.
>>57260546
Hungarian cs is our cz, right?
s = sz
sz = s
ss = szsz
zs = ???
>>57260598
Není zač
>>57260236
>just not enough practice with small talk
well its time to change that
>people seem to avoid me and rarely stop for a chat, even if I'm eager and unoccupied and smiling and whatever
most people in poland dont chat up random people
>don't understand small talk, how it works, when it works, to whom its adressed and all that normie shit
just a normal conversation about random daily life things
>>57260558
Second
>>57260598
According to Hungols we cheated. According to Czechs it was Huns who cheated
>>57260334
idk how we benfit from it
but the idaea of joining a steppe-riding squatter union is brett based
>>57260171
can you give me a link concerning this possible "Croatia joining the Visegrád alliance" thing?
>>57260626
according to wikipedia
zs = zi in zielony
>>57260678
why would anyone be interested in anyone else's random daily life things
it seems creepy to me
>>57260078
PERKÁLA:DDDDDDD
>>57260700
When you look at all the aftermath, its pretty obvious we cheated mate.
Still its funny how most of czech sources strictly keep to the Přemysl story
>>57260171
How does it feel that even our irrelevant meme cunts consider themselves too good to be seen associating with yugo fucking shits?
>>57260727
This is why Croatia is one of the best countries in Europe if not in the world:
>money and high purchasing power
>birthplace of famous inventor
>gay rights
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>Jesus
>some people ride bikes to work
>praised by Nietzsche for its peoples musical achievements in Ecce Homos
>hs produkt vhs 2
>strong and predictable economy
>importing cars from Portugal
>white & European
>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>low unemployment
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>army uses homemade tanks
>industry based on exports and not on imports
>people wear trendy clothes
>most people have smartphones
>>57260789
>we won. That means we had to cheat !
Yeah no you self hating cuck. Ottakar was known as honorable man
>>57260770
Funny how we adopted parts of your orthography but completely fucked up and our letters have the opposite meaning.
>>57260780
to kill time ? most people enjoy conversations
>>57260817
Croatia is the 10/10 slavic country
>>57260856
sounds incredibly impractical
>>57260171
>>57260728
>>57260817
You guys know this will literally never happen right? Croatia helped migrants illegally cross into Hungary at the height of the migrant crisis before we went full wall mode. Hungarian - Croatian political relations are at the lowest they've been in the past 20 years. Great Leader does not forget. Great Leader does not forgive. Croatia done fucked up, v5 never.
>>57260825
>papal recognition of our claims took literal years
>hungarian opposition to our claims never rested
>Přemysl got lots of international hate (supposedly because of one sentence in a letter which was completely irrelevant and common)
>most of german princes cut contacts with us
>completely ignored during next elections
>>57260899
welcome to real life
>>57260972
how does one go from small talk about tight shoes and nice weather to fugging
>>57260961
>v5 never.
there is alway slowvenia
>>57260817
>polish technology
you mean bootlegged german technology
>>57260150
Yeah my figurines would probably cover it, if I sold them at their original price I'd have like 200.000 orbándollár from them :D
I was hoping I can go to some German university and apply for BAföG since they basically advertised it as a scholarship for foreigners but that's not exactly the case and I'm not eligible.
So I'm gonna do finnance and accounting in Hungary instead.
Unless they're gonna be assholes and raise the requirements to get in again, then I'll be doing some other economics-related shit, can't remember what it was I chose. Until then I'm just hanging around being useless and trying to make some money.
>>57261027
delet
>>57260728
>>57260790
I only have links in Croatian and one old link where your president Janos talked about getting us in
The idea has been there since the 90s but no significant steps were ever made except the commie government in the 2011-2015 completely backed off from the idea (they are the guys who sent trains filled with refugees into your cunts without telling you first) and now the newly elected government put this as one of their top priorities but they have only been at power for about a month now and didnt yet get the time to talk it over with you
But the new president elected last year was invited to a v4 summit and we became a partner with v4
But anyways i dont know in what way we benefit from this, since im not that much into politics, except the fact that we are distancing ourselves from balkanite trash
>>57260969
and lets not forget
>getting completely blown out by a swiss duke
>who marries your widow and sells your son to your rival
>then cucks your dynasty out of existence
all Ottokar did was prepping the bull(Austria) to dominate Central Europe
>>57260991
stop thinking only with your benis is a start
>>57261041
>finnance and accounting
sounds memetic, good luck anyway
>>57260334
Visegrad has the 2nd largest untapped meme reserves in Europe (behind Finland of course). In this dire meme economy, 1 barrel of v4 memes will soon be worth at least 4-5 (You)s on the international meme market.
>>57261124
wow 117 hrvats voted
it's like 30% of the whole population
>>57260961
/v4/ would be a nice thing if it weren't based on the attempts at foreign policy of authoritarian governments
>>57261148
>stop thinking with your benis
could you not respond with memes? how does one turn a small talk into fugging
>>57261194
alcohol
>>57261194
there's tons of videos on youtube about talking to girls and many books have been written about dating, go educate yourself on the subject if you want pussy that bad
>>57261156
Its just a tiny poll from a news site
>>57261194
if the girl is responsive you ask for her number, you take her out on a date, if you have not screwed up by this point a got to know her you might get some bussy
>>57260817
>>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>>57261159
well what do you want it to be based on? the only thing we have in common is our post-gommie bitterness and resentment towards leftie hypocrites. and that's still a stronger bond than what we have with anyone else in the world....our culture is just too isolated for this kind of shit.
>>57261297
>take her out on a date
what does it even look like
>>57261353
Grabbing an ice cream and walking around the city, any activity or dinner
>>57260969
You dont make it to top without making some enemies
>>57261126
>Austria
>dominating anything
You got fucking rekt by us ten times before that, literally only reason for your domination is that you were ruled by a SWISS duke who ruled over GERMAN empire.
Also "sells" is a bit of overexaggaration, its not like he had a choice.
>>57261353
how old are you ? ask your parents
>>57261404
>walking around the city
why
>>57261353
you invite her over to your place and you watch your favorite anime together and you explain to her in detail how you're not really a pedophile since that sexy loli is actually a 500000 year old vampire so it's totally normal. at this point her pussie should be absolutely wet and she will beg you for the benis
>>57261431
Bevause it's free and if the date goes nowhere than you won't regret spending money on shitty food or activity
>>57261410
what my parents did does not necessarily apply to two thousand fucking sixteen
my parents got driver's licence for free and found a job instantly after they left school, wore hippie haircuts and discussed Orson Scott fucking Card
>>57261431
jesus christ, that depends what the girl is into, you can take her to some nice restaurant/bar or whatever
if everything else fails, apply >>57261464
>>57261351
it could be based on wiser politics. not torpedoing the only institution that saves us from russian domination would be nice
>>57260961
The hillarious thing mr Orban, is that the government which did that (SDP) faked the elections and were either yugonostalgic liberal shills or outright serbs (or both)
this is why during they government we had risen to be one of the most corrupt counts in terms of politics
Literally fuck them and their policies
thank God they are out of government now since the newest elections this year
theyve done nothing but harm to everyone including us
http://strawpoll.me/7256580
>>57261267
>>57261297
If a person is so desperate he starts reading books and watching youtube videos about how to get chicks, he is already a lost cause. I can't even describe my disrespect and disgust towards people pathetic enough to do that.
>>57261490
>m-muh russian boogeyman
>>57261599
nothing wrong with getting some knowledge without being autistic about it
>>57261490
I doubt we will ever go further than wall memeing against the EU. No EU means no chance to steal from EU gibs, which is something Orbán clearly loves doing. At least for now we're not the most irrelevant country in the EU, that's something I guess...
>>57261599
Some people just don't know desu
>>57261599
this desu, it's literally like reading a book on how to swim or ride a bike....not only is it fucking pathetic but completely useless as well
as I expected being a normie comes naturally to normies
being a real human bean satisfies me then fuck your small talk bullshit
>Are your parents still together?
Yes
>Do you want to get married?
Yes
>>57261765
Yes
Yes
>>57261735
Try online dating if you are this autistic.
>>57254147
>colleague derails the BDS
well that's that
>>57261765
Yes
I'll never earn enough money to support a whole family so why bother settling down with a woman
>>57261657
The EU is plagued by many other problems and I think that we're gonna steal and meme until combined with the other issues it's gonna be just too much to bear for the EU and it's gonna fall apart
>>57261765
Yes
Yes
>>57261849
supposedly after you pass 30 you can learn magic
>>57261729
you never know what you might learn form those books. don't judge by the cover and all that
>>57261643
>without being autistic about it
>watching youtube "how to get girls want to have sex with you" videos aren't autistic
And even if it wouldn't be autistic, wanting a literal fucking guide how to pick up a girl is so pathetic, its the same shit like following those "be successful and happy" guides. Everybody knows how to be successful and happy, they are just so insecure about achieving it, that they need a literal guide for their pathetic little brains to follow. And there is no fucking guide, there is no step 1, step 2, step 3, and suddenly you are next Bill Gates. You can't get big without getting hurt. You have to try and get burned. You have to go up to hundred girls and embarass yourself to impress that one girl. I did it, everybody else did it, and everybody keeps doing it, don't be a fucking pussy.
>>57261765
No
No
>>57261765
kind of
maybe
>>57261930
maybe this is a difficult concept to comprehend for a bmeme autist, but you don't learn interpersonal and communicative skills from a book. those skills are obtained through experience.
>>57261937
not if you are ugly
>>57261937
>everybody knows how to be successful and happy
lol no
>wanting a literal fucking guide how to pick up a girl is so pathetic, its the same shit like following those "be successful and happy" guides
guides are bullshit, but they aren't mean to be followed.
>>57261937
i dont have a high opinion about them too but if they help anyone more power to them
>>57262017
there is experience and there is theory. if you could learn everything from experience, no one would ever misunderstand you beyond a certain age
>>57261735
It doesn't come naturally, it comes from trial-error, from thinking about it and from having some self-confidence and not being afraid of embarassing yourself.
I mean i could write out a guide for you how to smalltalk in one post, but its all about the mindset in the end, and you won't get into the right one if you won't try and just blame everything on "hurr ima robot im just different my life is sad i kill myself booo hooo"
>>57262102
again like a true stemsperg you fail to account for the fact that this is not an objectively observable field of study, every human is different in a multitude of aspects, so the "theory" can only be acquired through your own experiences via trial and error, not through some PUA book some dipshit wrote (to trick idiots into buying his book) based on his experiences
>>57262147
its pretty difficult to be confident when you have nothing to be confident in
>>57258191
looks comfy as fug/10
>>57262038
Well there is no guide for any person, since any person has it different, but basis is still the same and that is "work hard and be active"
Just imagine where you could be if you started studying biochemistry for 12 hours a day, do the university, engage in different projects etc. instead of playing vidya, watching tv shows and shitposting on here
>>57262215
and reading a book on pick up tricks is gonna change that? but you are completely right. get a fucking rewarding job or take up a hobby or start working out or something...and then talking to girls will be much easier and more natural.
>>57262292
>and reading a book on pick up tricks is gonna change that?
if reading a book helps him etc etc why not
>>57261765
No, my father died 12 years ago
Yes
>>57262214
>comunication
>not an objectively observable field of study
kek
check wikipedia
>"theory" can only be acquired through experiences
all knowledge comes from observation adn experience, true, which is why we share our knowledge with each other, this accumulated expereince we then use as the basis of our theories. you basically argued against science there
>>57261765
no
yes but many years from now
>>57262215
You don't have to be confident, but after getting btfo'd thousand times you stop giving a fuck, and thats pretty close to it. A week ago i was at a party, went up to a girl and literally just told her "your boobs are amazing". There was 1/10000 chance she is gonna appreciate it and have sex with me. She didn't, she said i am fucking pervert and i should fuck off. But it was worth the 1/10000 chance.
>>57262485
Also that was a bad story to share. Its all about being able to read to situation and knowing when to say what and that just comes with experience, was my point.
>>57262485
>went up to a girl and literally just told her "your boobs are amazing"
in what world did you think that would work?
>>57261735
>fuck your small talk bullshit
try doing it in pubs or clubs when you are drunk, its much easier desu
>>57262443
ok, so which dating advice book is based on high sample size scientific studies followed by thourough analysis and data triangulation? because it sure seems like all of them are only able to offer anecdotal "evidence" written sleazily in a way to seem like it would also apply to the reader's life
>>57262620
in a perfect one
>>57262485
>boobs
this is where you made your mistake my friend, not even women like people who prefer boobs
you should've said "JÓ SEGG:DDDD" to get instantly laid
>>57262740
>in a perfect one
in a perfect world you wouldnt have to go up to girls but girls would go up to you ;^)
>>57262485
next time grab her boobs right away, she will immediately know that you are the ultimate alpha
>>57262790
this
segg is the key
>>57262825
>but girls would go up to you
but they do that, not all but they do
>>57262898
>but they do that, not all but they do
okay then mr. handsome, i dont want to imply other anons arent good looking but you may have the upperhand
>>57262729
if you want scientific accuracy you don't pick up a dating book of course. i didn't say they were scientific. but they do share experience, which can help us improve in whatever way we want to improve ourselves. if you wanted to get better at taking pictures, you would surely be interested in advice from a master photographer. same thing with dating.
>>57263003
i dont think im that handsome. just confident, outgoing and talkative
nice segg btw
>>57263023
just stop this useless shit discussion already, we must have this bullshit every day?
god ban all poles please
>>57262898
Mostly they just send signals
>>57263003
I think handsomeness plays like 50% part there, its mostly about knowing how to act, being relaxed, confident, smile etc. No women will ever pay attention to the guy who sits in back of his class with hoodie on, looking on everybody like if he is gonna cut them up with katana next moment, even if he would be 10/10 muscular chad.
>>57263104
>nice segg btw
https://imgur.com/a/U91nu
nový chleba
pomaly začnite s vysťahovaním
>>57263186
>>57263186
>>57263186
>>57263196
>I think handsomeness plays like 50% part there, its mostly about knowing how to act, being relaxed, confident, smile etc
true but girls want a goodlooking dude imo just like guys do maybe not as much but they definitley do
>No women will ever pay attention to the guy who sits in back of his class with hoodie on, looking on everybody like if he is gonna cut them up with katana next moment, even if he would be 10/10 muscular chad.
wrong they may not approach him directly but they sure will try to get to know him
>>57263337
What i am saying that even not as much handsome guy can be good looking with the right clothes, attitude, posture, facial expression, hair style, etc.
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>>57263509
>with the right clothes
> hair style
you mean buzistyle?
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