>Wake up in the Netherlands
>Another warm, cloudy perfect spring day
>Eat breakfast with your loving family in your compact but stylish luxury rowhouse
>Pick up newspaper and read all the stories about the country being perfect and pure and other parts of the world like Chicanostan being terrible
>Go online to talk in 3 languages with your online buddies and get worshiped because everyone loves the Netherlands and nobody ever bullies Dutch
>Put on your stylish Politie uniform and go off to your comfy job solving tiny petty crimes, cats in trees, tipped-over trashcans and traffic tickets in a perfect country with almost no crime
>Come home with your 185cm Amazon goddess gf and go to the gym with her
>Plan your next holiday spat (you get a lot) with your gf and huge circle of attractive mates to some new part of the world on your bucket list you can go to and get your dick sucked for being W. Euro and tall/handsome
>Go to sleep having no worries, no bullying and no problems
haha me but with the family, the comfy job, the amazon goddess gf, gym and mates
iktf for the most part
>>57237520
GOLDEN DAY
>tfw no gf
>>57238463
noice
>>57238463
>tfw white grill
A L L M E
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>>57238384
>Ali
noice
>tfw idktf
>be toothpaste
>go bald
>>57238814
Still worth it
>>57238814
>Be Australian
>Lose the Emu War
>>57237520
>watch police women suck immigrant dick
>get arrested for trying to stop a syrian from porking tranny 6ft gf
>forced to green out in jail for months on end
>get half of my paycheck stolen by the government to pay for room and board of the immigrant who's jumping the bones of my skeleton wife
>move to america and live out the rest of my days in moderate peace.
>>57238814
KHAN'D
>>57238814
>be Australian
>get dropbear'd, bitten by spiders, teeth kicked in by rabid kangaroos and half eaten by killer croc, not necessarily in that order
>>57239013
>implying dutchland is even a real country
>>57239013
>Watch gf suck Tyrone's dick because of white guilt.
>Get arrested for being falsely accused of rape.
>Forcefully get your anus stretched by Big Dick Bubba in the jail showers,
>Become bankrupt because of necessary reconstructive sphincter operation
>Try to move out, but realize you're stuck because of college debt
>>57239013
>American talking about excessive immigrants
>moderate peace
>Get shot
>>57239351
>enjoying family outing with monster halfbreed neanderthal gf
>suddenly coondunes jump out of a panel van
>only thing stopping me from soiling my tighty whiteys is the erection from watching Jerome use his great ape strength to embrace my skeletal lower ape wife and keep her safe
>me and everybody else gets shot
>government covers the incident up because they don't want to ruffle any feathers
>>57239411
I know cultural lag is a big thing for you flyover states, but please try to stay current with the news, at least.
>>57239560
Such is life in California
That would be Flander my friend
>>57239832
Funny way to spell nederland, but what the hell I'll accept it. I hear you states with a population below <10 million have a real bad time with learning disabilities.
>>57239844
>implying Flanders isn't the Netherlands
Stop being a special snowflake and let us annex you.
>>57239560
You do know what a neanderthal is, right? Because I have a feeling you don't know what that word means.
>>57239953
But those flyover states are the ones without rampant immigrants minorities, I think you're confused
>>57240036
Neanderthal...Netherlands...... COINCIDENCE?
omg I think not!
>>57240036
>He doesn't know that central europeans had neanderthal bulls back in the day, resulting in the halfbreed germanic
Jesus christ I know you mainland Europoors have shit universities, but there's no excuse for this ignorance in the information age.
idk
>>57240137
>>57240164
So now that we've established that having neanderthal genes is an integral part of being white, how is this a bad thing?
I know you guys are grasping for straws here, but come on.
>>57240137
>Rampant immigration
>Regurgitating scare tactics used in 1950's political campaigns and moral outrages
>>57240243
>Germanics
>White
Literally would have spent all of your time strapping mammal skulls to your head and wearing rabbit cloaks if the Mediterraneans hadn't civilized you. Germanics are basically the niggers of europe.
Is this the new Nederdraad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUsz1_cUe_4
>>57240243
>DEFENDING INTERSPECIES KEKOLDRY
>>57240243
>I know you guys are grasping for straws here, but come on.
Thefirstpost was a joke lmoa
>>57240264
The other person was greentexting about immigrants raping his gf or whatever which was ironic given his flag thats all
>>57238814
>>57240363
>tfw feminism will never ever reach the Nethercunts
>>57240459
>This is what flatland hicks actually believe
I'd educate you on why you are wrong, but it's adorable that you think memes relevant a decade ago are still usable memes.
deelt nedermemes a.u.b.
>>57240650
>Oostland is Ons Land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBcvHglu4aY
>>57240741
kanker I forgot oostland :DD
REEE NORMIES GET OUT
>>57240748
>>57240363
W-why are you doing this?
>>57240572
I'm from Massachusetts so not really a "flat" area per se but not mountainous either. Your posts are retarded
>>57240912
If you don't live in Boston your opinion is irrelevant.
Metropolitan Boston doesn't count either, whitebread.
>>57240831
Do what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfwkI8sJN_8
>tfw no dutch gf to peg me
;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBzClrGGV-k
>>57241160
Prepare you're angus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdV4S6lMK5Y
>>57238463
>>57241406
This is very Dutch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhWm0DARF90
>>57240361
>Literally would have spent all of your time strapping mammal skulls to your head and wearing rabbit cloaks if the Mediterraneans hadn't civilized you.
t. Armchair heritage expert
>>57241657
Prove me wrong.
Germans invented nothing, contributed nothing to society, until the mediterraneans educated them that wallowing in mud pits suits no one.
>>57241723
Bradley, please.
>>57241723
It's up to you to actually read/look at historical reconstructions of iron age Europe
What if Frans was one of us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UIjlcRBSPU
>>57237520
ur alrite
>>57240650
>Grense digd :DDD
>t. gerd
Kekked heartily.
>>57240748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKEciBi3BtQ
>>57241875
>Iron
That's after they got civilized, moron. Throughout the bronze age they were ooga booga savages.
>>57241875
Ga alsjeblieft niet mee in het geraaskal van die klapmongool
