This American cop is about to shoot you. What did you do to upset him?
>>57236171
I'm black.
I'm black.
>>57236184
>>57236218
>Theodore
>Katrina
checks out desu senpai-tachi
I'm black.
>>57236171
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
Had a seizure while holding a plastic knife at dunkin donuts
>>57236171
I tried to steal his gun
>>57236171
I'm black
>>57236171
>"Look officer all I'm saying is that Egypt was obviously black. I mean it's in Africa right? Why wouldn't they be black?"
>>57236295
JANIE'S GOT A GUN
dude weed lmao
Shagged his fat wife lol
HANSS UP DON'T SHOOD
>>57236171
Internet Piracy. Or I was insolent as usual.
Take your pick.
>>57236171
I got dubs
I'm a completely innocent, young, straight-A student of African descent who is going on to become a neurosurgeon and a PhD. I also have two jobs to help pay the bills and feed my little brothers and sisters.
>>57236411
Czech'd
>>57236184
Teddy "Onniswayto" Church
>>57236465
t. gook
>>57236411
DROP THE DUBS RIGHT NOW!
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
confused mp/h with km/h
>>57236171
I dindu nuffin
I am not a criminal.
>>57236670
didn du nuffin
>>57236529
You wouldn't dare
Have hot cops
>>57236529
You'll never take me alive!
I'M JEW
>>57236781
wew
>>57236781
>>57236171
I smashed his head into the ground several times
>>57236171
AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED ?
>>57236171
I DO NOT CONSENT I DO NOT CONSENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM
>>57236529
YOU WANNA GO, FUCKERS?!? I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT
>>57237142
Damn, she would last long as a jail guard
>>57236171
I was just being an American.
>>57237201
>Myrtle
I's like an onomatopoeia for the average Brit woman.
>>57237142
qt cops guaranteed
>>57236171
I'm black
>>57236465
>canada
>wang
can't shit this makeup
>inb4 abdelaziz ben abdallah
I threw half of a burger into the trash
>>57238451
>Blanche
I'm so fucking white
I'm not fat
>>57236465
>name
>flag
couldn't be more perfect
>>57236171
OFFICER ARE YOU DETAINING ME OR AM I FREE TO GO?
burger and coca-cola are not a diet
I refused to tip the waiter.
>>57236171
I said my that my black bull is better than his, that's why my wife is always happy
I'm black
Being american
>>57236171
Jaywalked
>>57238452
Why would you do that?!
>>57236287
Payne?
>>57238595
such a fitting name
>>57236171
Being a civilian
>>57238602
Should've Jayscootered
Didn't tip him when he ordered to raise my hands
>>57238452
why ;_;
>>57236171
I'm black
>>57238595
RARE
>>57238720
c u n t
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>>57236258
lol
>>57238673
I am so sorry, officer, but I was full. Please don't shoot!
>>57238845
ok but maybe this nice pepper spray will teach you a lesson
>>57238845
>>57239018
put vegetables in burger :DDDD
>>57236258
what is this new name bullshit fuckery
>>57236301
>>57236171
AYO OFFICA DAT WEED AINT MINEZ I SWEAR
>>57236171
I tried to buy a kinder egg
>>57236171
he found my new "clock" which happens to look a little bit like a bomb
>>57239372
Cool clock Max!
>>57236171
>ignored commands to stop approaching
>ignored commands to get on ground
>shouted at him while approaching, taunting him to shoot me
>made eye contact while holding out left hand and reaching into jacket with right hand
>pulled out empty right hand and aggressively pointed it at him as if it was an imaginary gun
Uhh... I mean
>Was black
>Dindu nuffin
>>57236171
Lollygaggin'
Definitely having too much melanin.
I didn't check my privilege
>>57236171
In real life?
Be my guest: http://www.bjs.gov/index.cfm?ty=tp&tid=82
>>57236465
>Wang
kek
I literally had a cop pull a gun on me because I was parked near the highway in the desert at night. He said I "reached down" but I was staring right at him doing nothing
>>57236171
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>57236171
pleading with them not to shoot you just makes them want to shoot you more
Nuffin.
>>57236171
i didn't get on the ground
