How does one become a citizen of USA?
>>57229359
Marry me
>>57229359
Learning how to get shot.
>>57229420
No sir, I'm white.
>tfw born with US citizenship automatically but don't really like it or want it
>tfw wish I were born in the Netherlands instead
>>57229359
Marry a man.
>>57229476
How retard are you, on scale 1-10?
How would an American (from the rural Northeast US) fare in Finland?
>>57229359
Marry me
>>57229598
Just come here, rent an apartment and live your life with welfare, which is usually a bit over $1000/month. Thousands of sandniggers live here now, so you guys would blend in perfectly.
>>57229728
I'm white :(
Do you have cute Finn boipucci?
If so, I will marry you.
But you must be an obedient trap wife.
>>57229359
https://www.uscis.gov/citizenship/learners/apply-citizenship
Here you go
>>57229359
Eat burgers, shoot little kids and speak Spanish.
be born here
even if your parents are illegal you'll get citizenship because of how fucked this place is
>>57229778
Doesn't matter. If you would find a job, or go studying, you would get a citizenship in 5 years.
>>57229359
Why would you want to tho?
>>57229825
Sorry, I'm 8'11" 260lbs. Go to Mexico.
>>57229457
OK then you need to learn how to shoot people. Have you completed your conscription?
>>57229919
To be a 21th century pilgrim.
Actually, I don't honestly know. It's always been my dream, since I was a kid.
>>57230002
We don't allow bullies in. I reported your post to US immigration and you're blacklisted from gaining citizenship
>>57230130
Thanks a bunch.
>>57230083
If you could choose to live anywhere in the US, where would it be and why?
>>57230083
Oh, you don't need to be a citizen to live in America, friend.
Just go there on a tourist visa and find a job. If you're good the boss will fix you up with a permanent work visa you can turn into citizenship in a couple of years, if you're not... well, there's always marriage to a US citizen or an anchor baby.
If you can climb Mt. McKinley and remove an egg from the nest of the Eagle that lives there, you have a right to apply for a green card.
It is a little known bylaw in the immigration system.
>>57229563
Uh, 0 lad. Us Netherboos are a refined class.
>>57230214
Maybe in the Midwest. I like diversity of it.
>go to random southern state where the average woman is like 500+lbs
>strip off and climb up one of their vag's
>eventually slip out of said landwhale's vag
>pretend to wail or whatever
>BORN IN THE USAAAAAA!
>>57230259
>implying it's as easy as applying for jobs with a tourist visa
lol, wouldn't this shit get you deported immediately?
>>57230609
Yes that's how the Irish came to America
I think the only way is to marry an American.
>>57229875
I hate the term anchor baby for this exact reason.
>>57230674
Yup, I think so too.
>>57229359
1- move here, apply for residency
2- get working papers and then a job
3- apply for naturalization, take test
4- if everything is peachy, congrats. You're a citizen. Go buy a howitzer
I would give up my U.S. citizenship in a second.
USA burn in hell!
We're full. Fuck off. Especially with a name like Maureen.
>>57230910
>goldie
>>57230897
I've always been dreaming about a howitzer. Would it be legal to own one?
>>57230674
>lol, wouldn't this shit get you deported immediately?
It's not against the law to send your resume to potential employers.
It's not against the law to do a job interview under a tourist visa.
It is however against the law to WORK with a tourist visa. This is where the being good bit comes in.
Also
>deported immediately
You have to get reported to get deported. Even if you're working illegally. The US is a country with the most illegals living in it in the world, we're talking about tens of millions. You have to be very fucking unlucky to get deported. For example the US deported just over 90,000 illegals last year, compare that to the estimates of how many illegals live there. Yeah. You're not going to get deported.
>>57230910
Hello Kansas
>>57230912
>we're full
>3,805,927 sq mi
>322,369,319 peoples
choose one
>>57231051
Why do you know so much about living illegally here?
Are you Mexican?
>>57231149
kek
>>57231149
Oh, my cousin moved there the way I described.
>>57229868
Says the Portuguese speaking nigger
>>57231384
Spanish and Portuguese couldn't handle North America, so they turned the south into a fucking shithole.
>>57230910
This but I'd rather sell it. Would be great to get some easy money selling it to some naive chink or something
>>57230469
What kind of diversity?
>>57231786
Nature, climate.
I want to live in California. It's such a nice and sunny state! And their license plate is cool, too! :3
Pls gib Visa Waiver, America-chan!
>>57230469
I wouldn't recommend Indiana.
You'd have to be born their to truly appreciate it.
It's boring and flat with lot's of cornfields and the forests are very dense and difficult to travel through if you're not on a trail.
But it's extremely peaceful.
Southern Indiana actually looks a lot like Kentucky because it starts getting hilly.
Indianapolis is nice. Lot's of niggers though.
Go figure it's a fucking city.
>>57229476
>>57230467
>Nederboos actually exist
I just don't understand.
>>57230347
Underrated post
>>57232043
Yeah, I kinda want to live peacefully. Shoot, hunt, fix cars and nobody gives a shit about what I do and when.
>>57229359
Marry someone, any other way takes 10+ years and there are no guarantees.
I'd trade America for Finland and day. Or at least Canada. This place is a hole.
>>57230347
You mean climbing the great murrican wall and stealing the burger. Mexicans know how to exploit your immigration system.
>trading police state with dictatorship for a trading police state with dictatorship
At least i can have murrican gf
be great
Get yourself borned here
>>57229359
Be an angel.
>>57231126
Fuck off we are full.
You have to account for our size.
>>57235603
Fuck off, get make room for people and remove the mexicans.
