Hello friends!
are we still all set for the party tonight?!
Remember couples only!
thanks in advance!
xoxo ᵉᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒᶰ
cara
>>57224959
>Herbert
>Woman pic
Tranny detected
boipucci
>>57224986
hello Cara
good to see you again
Salaam alaikum
maisie
I think I'm in love
>>57224988
she's his girlfriend, obviously
didn't you read the 'couples only'?
back from tescoes
How do I get a gf like this?
cara get
Need something to watch while I eat my dindins lads. Any suggestions?
>>57225036
Sorry Debbie, I didn't xox
>>57225006
hey
alri lads haha x
When you leave Virgin media you need to return the WiFi router
Today Poleaboo got around to doing it, he had to go into town to do so though.
There he encountered a young girl, slightly paki looking but with an Eastern European accent
She was clearly trying to see something so he avoided her (she came on quite strong though and he heard the word "Broadband" mentioned)
On his way back, she approached him even more strongly and said "You didn't answer me last time!", she was a bit goofy so probably Romanian, their women are always nice. Not especially attractive, looked kinda like Adele from Blue is the Warmest Colour.
But I was impressed by their work ethic, encountered a similar girl back in Aberdeen, they make you feel good because they speak to you with suh enthusiasm
Told her I'd just entered a 18 month contract with TalkTalk
She asked what price I was at and if I'd gotten a free TV box
I told her no
she wanted to check for me if she could get me a free box
I just left
I wonder if there was any way I could have gf'd her?
On the way home I muttered "kill the white bitch" repeatedly and lamented on the poor state of my life
considered sending an email to my solicitor alluding to my dangerous state of mind
>>57224988
Ummm......!
wow Penny I didn't except that kind of foul attitude form you
>>57225035
>Willie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WILLIE SPEARS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57225056
FUCK OFF FROG
>>57225044
>anime
Even your name sounds like it's throwing up.
>>57225056
Frogs out
>>57225075
bit gay that
>>57224959
>tfw fat enough to count as two
You spritually dead people will never know Awakening Threesomes that result from an audience with my Tulpa
>>57224988
tayne?
>>57225111
this is a realistic name tbqh
>>57225100
>Beulah (/ˈbjuːlə/) is a feminine given name. It is originally a Hebrew word (בְּעוּלָ֑ה bə‘ūlāh), used in the Book of Isaiah as a prophesied attribute of the land of Israel. In the King James version the word is transliterated and also translated as "married", see Isaiah 62:4. An alternative translation is "espoused", see for example Isaiah 62:4 (Mechon Mamre).
how do you find out what your monitor formats is?
eg 16:9 or 4:3
>>57225035
nice name
>>57225095
downvoted :)
>>57225099
>Singh
P
O
O
>>57225064
Haha I like this picture, can I save it?
>>57225139
>Jewish
Gross.
>>57225035
>>57225099
>Singh
Rasheed
>>57225099
>Singh
>>57225147
Hi Janelle, you're best going to PC World and asking. It's simply too nerdy for us to know that haha!xx
>>57225089
>I wonder if there was any way I could have gf'd her?
It is my understanding that female employees are only nice to men because it sells better.
>>57225185
Wew
>>57224959
Is that Sweet Dee?
>>57225135
lovin the new layout tbqh
>>57225147
Observe the shape of it
>>57225195
>replying
>>57225216
>>57225195
But her and other Eastern European women are so much nicer than British ones and you have to be in a pretty shitty situation to be working that kind of job and trying so hard at it
>>57225168
It's all yours Jeff.
Rolling for my wife's son's first name
>>57225243
me on the top left
Freckles or no freckles?
>>57224959
Paki name pls
tunnocks REEEcakes
Work with a literal furfag lads. I was wearing an "I * RHCP" (red hot chilli peppers) t-shirt the other day and he asked if it meant "rock hard clip party. I cringed and asked him if he was a ponyfag, but said no, even worse. He said he was a furry.
>>57225284
>Randy Chang
Gerry Adams
Theres names now?
>>57225238
You do get that the likelihood of a terrorist attack on Britain increases if you don't reply?
>>57225147
Measure length and width
devide width by length
devide 16 by 9
devide 4 by 3
...
>profit
WHAT IN THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THIS WEBSITE?!
>>57225321
PM me Ruth, I'll tell you
HELLO HELLO HELLO AND WELCOME TO /BRIT/
IT IS FRIDAY THE 1ST OF APRIL AND THE TIME IS GETTING ON FOR QUARTER PAST FIVE
GONNA START THIS LOVELY WEEKEND WITH A HOUSE TUNE FROM 1999
SOUL CAPSULE - LADY SCIENCE
https://soundcloud.com/chiczic/soul-capsule-lady-science-nyc-sunrisetr-11
LISTENERS FEEL FREE TO REPLY WITH ANY SONG REQUESTS HERE AT 95.5 /BRIT/ FM, 'the sound of autism'.
>>57225284
Freckles can be qt desu Randy Chang. Not arsed as long as she has a pulse though haha
>>57225304
>RHCP
You faggot.
>Understanding anything a furry says
You absolute faggot.
>>57225304
I'm a furry.
Oliver Cromwell get
gf has a hairy arse but I don't even care tbqh
>>57225321
April fools, stupid yank twat.
>>57225314
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>>57225310
Lottie you hottie
Lads, pornhub's doing a funny.
Cara's physical appearance makes me sick
Why can't we just deport all Muslims?
>>57225352
Kill yourself degenerate.
>>57225408
cara
>killed a kid in Aberdeen
>9 year sentence
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-35917537
Poleaboo likes his odds
>>57225350
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>57225412
No, stop being racist.
>>57225375
Do you lick it?
>>57225314
>farmer nigger
Explains everything
>>57225376
Ah
I see
Yanks are good posters.
APRIL FOOLS
>>57225412
Fuck off back to china Bessie Chung
Who here /degen/
Why can't we deport all racists?
>>57225424
>degenerate
Rorke
>>57225462
You need a hall? I have one perfect for you
>>57225464
Lottie you hottie
>>57225443
Whoops meant to quote
>>57225408
>>57225475
this
>>57225412
>Chung
t. Xiao
>>57225432
>faggot isn't used in the UK
You're trying too hard tbqh lad.
>>57225304
not sure who is worse
lads how do you change the layout
its starting to hurt my eyes
>>57224986
this 2bh
>>57225321
Moot sold it to Google
want a cool name
genuinely DESPISE racists
>>57225485
Rasheed
>>57225462
What do you need the hall for?
You know what? Fuck it, if you're not going to reply to my posts, I'm going to samefag to oblivion
r8 my husbando
Been listening to the same song on repeat for hours
giz a choon
a proper, knee's up belter
>57225504
>being this disgustingly yankified
get away from me you fucking polyp
>>57225520
Do a css
>>57225462
>Ani Hall
Alri Woody
OK WE'VE GOT ANOTHER SONG COMING UP, EXCLUSIVE TO /BRIT/ FM
HNNY - TEARS
https://soundcloud.com/localtalk/hnny-tears-12-lt041-side-a
HERE AT 95.5 /BRIT/ FM, THE SOUND OF AUTISM.
>>57225545
Rasheed
>>57225520
This
Everything is too big
>>57225548
>Jack
good name
>>57225557
He probably fucks kids.
Joseph but I'm not your average Joe though
>>57225578
give me a guide dolores
help me dolores
>>57225089
Good post, would read again
>>57225594
edgy
>57225575
Trying too hard lad.
love communism desu
>>57225588
Alri dilbert haha
Nice tie haha wohoho haha
>>57225626
straight
>>57225589
everything is too bright
and my brightness setting is literally broken
>>57225548
Alri Famous Norwegian Tennis star Jack Nielsen. Thought you were dead?
>>57225575
Hurr how do I reply
>>57225089
I recommend that everyone read this post, you won't find many better than it on /brit/
>>57225630
Ellen (is) Fuller Cock
//57225659
Mollusc.
check my name lads
exterminate all coloureds
>>57225637
Sara
Literally 10 Rasheeds on my bus and my town doesn't even have many pakis, we're fucked lads
Minorities?
Nah, can't stand them (CANNOT STAND them)
Terry Perry is the best I've seen
>>57225089
>a poleaboo post
a delight as always
>>57225675
Omar? More like Nomar posting or (You)s for you. Barr this one.
>>57225675
rasheed
>>57225688
>>57225693
Go back to /pol/
>>57225675
>Omar
Rasheed
>Three /brit/ threads
>>57225089
Best post I've seen today
>>57225701
>>57225693
>>57225688
Fuck off, rorke and fuck your mum too
>>57225723
t. Albert Maldonado
fucking love yank IPAs lads
>>57225588
>>57225725
very proud of these Rorke names
>>57225693
they always clog up the buses and smell
>>57225685
FONT (f*ck off Norma tw*t)
doing a post
>>57225765
Alri Kelvin
They're pretty good desu
Love anime lads
>>57225089
I can really relate to this post
What do you think of this picture?
Eating lunch. XoXoXo
#JustLunchThings #BreakfastClub #Slapperz #WhyWontChadFuckMe
>>57225726
Heard you've got a minnie jacobson lad haha
>>57225779
having a sierra nevada torpedo right now
>>57225772
>Nguyen
>Canada
>>57225747
u couldn't afford my mum m8
>>57225772
Just like your mum
>>57225089
Interesting
new layout is giving me cancer lads
I need my tomorrow layout before nightfall, I can't deal with this.
>>57225723
>>57225747
>>57225797
haha great post Roger :)
did you make this yourself???
rolling for Caoimghinn O Conchobarr
>>57225831
ponce
>>57225780
We all do lad
>>57225802
Looks like a very Nice meal Carla. Tell your Mother i said hello and that Steve got a new job at greggs
>>57225831
Shut up, you absolute ponce.
Rolling for a meme name
>>57225819
Those are very tasty
Good choice m8
Sierra Nevada makes some very good beers
>>57225723
Go back to Pakistan
Wonder how long it will take for someone to exploit this new peephole style image preview to fill the outer edges with cocks or gay porn
>>57225747
t. Owen Jones lurking /brit/ for his next shitpost on the Guardian
>>57225874
Nice American surname Brian.
Alex get
hoping for good name desu lads
>>57225884
>>57225089
5 star post
>>57225842
t. man pigskin
Britain will fall
save our steel
>>57225889
weeks I imagine
Why no Muslim names? This racist
any gud names yet?
>>57225922
How does not being british feel
>>57225934
muh steel
>>57225884
Hitch a ride with your mum, she comes over every other week looking for a fuck
>>57225089
Have a (you)
>>57225943
Myrtle you Turtle ;-)
>>57225772
>Rudolph Nguyen
lel
>>57225931
fuck I wanted a muzzie name
Why aren't you a Muslim yet /brit/?
>>57225965
best in the world
>>57225956
Ana Frank
Doing a poo
@reddit flag users
can you filter certain reddit flags?
would quite like to never see poleaboo again if possible
>Horrific moment laughing thug headbutted his pet bulldog, jumped on it and then threw it down the stairs leaving it so badly injured it had to be put down - but he AVOIDS jail
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515263/Horrifying-moment-laughing-thug-headbutted-pet-bulldog-Baby-jumped-threw-stairs.html#ixzz44aopEcfl
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>>57225995
I have a brain.
RONALD
O
N
A
L
D
>>57225961
My country now, piggy
>>57225089
wow, 10 (you)s, must be a great post
>>57225897
t. pigskin
I'm afraid
>>57225995
think these "facts" might not actually be facts in the literal sense
tfw just woke up and didn't get to post meme names all day
>>57226013
Hi Linda,
It's not possible, Sershie asked the add-on creator and he said you couldn't.
Have a good day xx
>>57225995
not a pedo
Rolling for Cassius Clay
The Chase is on!
>>57225931
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
why is the janny so inconsistent with his rule enforcing? he'll spend a few days enforcing the page 10 rule or whatever it is but then forget all about it for over a week. whats his fucking problem?
>>57225995
there's no need for the first point of you then immediately make the second point
This is really strange lads.
Not only did the whole layout change but for some reason my flag is now Croatian.
Some of you lads might even think I'm some JF but I assure you I'm one of you lads haha.
>>57225995
Most people in /brit/ are
>>57225089
I commend this man for converting me
>>57226050
>>57226013
BTFO little piggies
>>57226030
>>57225922
these are both poleaboo btw
>>57226046
theres still time la
every time you post you could be on to a meme name that nets you loads of (you)'s
>I have a brain.
want a qt gf to cuddle
Rolling for an Irish name
>>57226021
haha fucking uncivilized white pigs
>>57225089
tough break lad
>>57225621
>>57225665
>>57225708
>>57225747
>>57225789
>>57225834
>>57225922
>>57226081
not even joking literally every single one of these is ribena
>tfw rasheed name
>>57226081
You do realise it's haraam to self harm, right? Enjoy meeting Iblīs
>>57226103
>gif
fuck off
>>57226050
Dang!
Thanks anyway, Wendell.
xo
>>57226013
Just filter "poleaboo", he thinks he's fooling the court by talking in third person and no one talks about besides himself
guessing my name
t. sara davidson
>>57225995
>Muslims can't even understand the Holy Trinity
Absolute tossers.
>>57226130
I'm white as fuck
>>57226130
don't get moody about it wahey
>>57226120
>Yank
>Irish
Muh heritage
>>57226083
Thanks for the (you) but I'd rather you reply to my main post
>>57225089
Brilliant post
there are levels of samefagging here i can't comprehend
dont reply to him
>>57226103
if he didn't have the fedora, the shitty hair and lost 20 pounds he would appeal to normies
>>57226123
>>57226169
this is poleaboo replying to himself again
>>57226164
Rolling for an English name
Aisha get
>>57226021
>Abuse a dog to death
>No jail
>Call someone a nigger
>Jail
Ah yes very impressive.
rolling for a kurdish name
>>57226182
*replies to him*
>>57226126
Told you, if you don't reply to my posts anymore than I'll just samefag
>>57225089
I know that feel
>>57226133
Yeah well suicide is a sin but suicide bombing is fine because you take kaffir along with you
Similar story here
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LWDqmKs.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>57226046
>Hattie
>tfw just realised it was a Friday
BIG
MEATY
COCKS
haven't even seen my name once lads
wages
What are reddit flags?
>>57226141
will try this out
ty x
>>57226013
Yes you actually can, I have poleaboo (Lancs) and West Midlands filtered.
>>57226249
neither
possible to make my gf's full name though
>>57226141
Poleabo0
>>57225089
Yeah, similar experience myself
>>57226150
>>57226150
Holy Trinity is fucking nonsensical shit
>>57226264
the socially acceptable way to tripfag
having a whale of a time
I haven't been on /brit/ all week, what's with the names?
>>57226264
flags for reddit
>>57226021
>Dog doesn't fight back
How do I get a gf like this?
>>57225613
use a 4chan x?
>uses american name simulator
>load of gook and mexican names pop up
wew
>>57226274
fuck off terrorist
>if you dont give me attention ill waste my time embarrassing myself like an autistic paki retard
what do you hope to achieve
