ITT:
We write the backstory of the poster above based on the name and flag
>>57215284
university student, lives in a poor home. doesn't have much in life but is still joyful
>>57215284
t. alberto barbosa
>>57215349
College dropout living on autismbux.
>>57215284
If succubus existed irl, she would probably look just like that.
>>57215349
Shy, ugly woman with gigantic puss oozing lumps on her clitoris. She likes to sniff the smegma crisps on her underwear.
>>57215438
Inbred hillbilly redneck with brother semen pouring out of her.
>>57215481
A gay half swede half anglo hybrid.
>>57215481
Just a normal guy
>>57215542
Lel that sounds like the name of a pornstar
>>57215541
A FUCKING MONGOL
>>57215592
t. inez king
>>57215592
Illegal immigrant that Trump forwarded to Germany as per Merkel's request.
>>57215732
Miss Venezuela 1967
>>57215843
Accountant that's into the swinging lifestyle.
>>57215981
Coffee addict
>>57215750
Girl that fucked an entire baseball team at age 13.
>>57215981
Sluttiest secretary; gets banged constantly
>>57216018
qt mongolian girl that likes sucking danish dick
>>57216018
journalist at new york times
>>57216111
>not huffington post
>>57216111
an Incredibly loud and obnoxious spanish tourist
>>57216221
a jew
>>57216244
nu male
>>57216279
French leftist girl who has a bachelors degree in eastern philosophy and now married married to a turkish writer and lives in the historical part of Istanbul with him.
>>57216238
A failed singer turned stripper from Texas
>>57216473
A very well mannered prostitute
>>57216812
A tranny pornstar
>>57216812
literally a porn star
>>57215284
I just fapped to this bitch.
>>57216874
granddaughter of harry potter
>>57216875
Physics student, average marks.
>>57217128
Belgian radical left activist.
>>57216919
Qt Polish American girl who is popular and gets good grades.
>>57217172
a singer?
>>57215437
Let it go
>>57217242
Mexican slut that went to spain to get banged by spanish men
>>57217300
survived a gangrape
>>57217392
upper middle class with french ancestry, closet homosexual
>>57217447
female
>>57217447
Pro porn star
>>57217518
Amateur pornstar
>>57217588
bestiality pornstar
>>57217657
Infamous Chilean child molester. A deformed human who never knew a woman's touch and so he would take it by force. Still at large currently. Only listens to Slint and pre-90's Fall records.
>>57217754
Canadian with ties to the Church of Scientology
>>57217754
Literally just a trailer trash guy in the midwest. No more, no less
>>57217657
Likes grannies
>>57217754
WISCONSIN
>>57217784
Someone that should really get out of my country
>>57217860
Same goes for you, spic
>>57217834
An evangelical preacher who tried to “fix” this poor country, and only made things worse.
>>57217860
Bukkakke
>>57217871
crocodile dundee's mother
>>57217949
Czech Streets actress
>>57217896
A moderately successful single middle aged writer from Sussex.
>>57218133
bangbros actress
seriously though, like half of female names sound like pornstars, i think it was intentional
>>57218214
spanish grandma on sex tourism vacation
>>57218214
>Latina searching for a job in great Czech porn industry
Yup.
>>57218214
A 2nd generation female comedian from Brno whose material is 100% "I'm a girl btw" and "that's right I'm a Nicaraguan from the Czech Republic".
>>57218268
las vegas promoter, real name merle wiesenthal
>>57218289
An american you moved to Ukraine to fight Russians, that is until he met Ivan, the love of his life. Now they sell fruits in a stand called fruits selling fruits.
NIGGERS
picture
What's with names
>>57218289
Desperately attempting to abandon her country
>>57218409
pretty kek
Julio Huff: a mediocre TV show actor who got Israeli citizenship as a publicity stunt when he found out about his Jewish ancestry (it failed).
>>57218409
jewish american gay porn actor who immigrated to israel to avoid prosecution for intentionally spreading AIDS
>>57218539
college dropout who spends his free time watching animal abuse videos.
>>57218593
cowboy who ran to Finland to escape the law
>>57218539
A undercover secret agent, posing as cook, while shooting in porn as part-time job.
>>57218623
A nigger
>>57218647
A Brasilian Junkie
>>57218732
comic book villain
>>57218732
A German journalist and politician
>porn xD
>whores :DDD
>anal sex :---DD
Did you faggots use up all your creative juice on your My Little Pony avatars?
>>57218732
I see you came in defense to your master, cuck.
>>57218770
Lion mane stallion
>>57218790
porn whore specializing in anal sex
>>57218812
hotel maid
>>57218858
A porn star. Perhaps a latina, idk
>>57218858
this makes me think of joey salads
>>57218847
Man deserted and who fled into Argentina during the Argie-UK war
>>57218858
Mexican who crossed two borders
>>57218858
A fucking mexican leaf
>>57218912
Just a regular Puelto Lican
>>57218955
brooklyn artisan bakery owner
>>57218955
A British lady who moved to the US with her son
>>57218912
Drug dealer that love pancakes
>>57218910
Shy law student
>>57218907
Public employee hate modern comedies
>>57218973
Pornstar who nicknamed her weird signature sex trick "Underwood" after herself
>>57218973
Hipster from Oregon that went to backpack across Europe and is currently sucking dicks for 5 euro in Czech after wasting all her money on "homeopathic" "remedies" she got tricked into buying by gypsies.
>>57219014
That one guy that everyone's friends with, gods to the pub weekly to watch football games with his mates
>>57219055
small time weed dealer from austin TX, spent more than half of his life in prison
>>57219124
>his
Lourdes his a female name though.
>Bryant Walker
Texan sheriff who shoots mexicans
>>57219106
>georgia
>guy
>>57219055
A fancy gentleman that insists on having milk in his tea.
>>57219178
WE WUZ LOURDES N SHIET
>>57219184
Pete Daugherty. You're a clinical psychologist in his mid 60's who likes to do hypnotherapy on his patients and then fuck them while they're asleep.
>>57218955
A Nigger lady.
>>57219178
Spanish man selling burritos in an office building
>>57219184
US Texan escaped convict who moved to chile
>>57219215
Is that actually supposed to be a name?
>>57219260
Famous military general
>>57219184
Wannabe actor, starbucks customer.
>>57219215
dixie grill
>>57219312
Street soccer player who has a fetish for bondage
>>57219332
A very strong loli girl
>>57219353
exchange student from poo peeland, currently serving 10 years for drug possession
>>57219452
A slav who moved to Canada
>>57219452
A chink girl who constantly scams people online for money so she can buy guns and weapons
>>57219452
Chinese qt studing medicine or something
>>57219353
Hey, t-that's not me...
>>57219353
Governor's daughter, love tennis and swimming
>>57219332
Work at a bar, but hates her job, she want to be a dentist
>>57219311
Average cricket player, in love with his first grade teacher
>>57219576
Amerifat who study in poland and hate this country
>>57219592
A college student in NY.
hi
guess mine
>>57219612
CNN reporter covering another bombing in Turkey
>>57215284
those tits
>>57219592
100% white
>>57219568
Originally from the UK, works in HR at a mid-sized bank. Claims she would learn Swedish but whenever she tries to start a conversation people just answer in English.
>>57219683
Not really strong.
>>57219654
UNICEF worker, undercover CIA agent
>>57219683
A strong independent woman studying gender studies.
>>57219500
>>57219482
>>57219452
>>57219406
>>57219353
>>57219332
>>57219312
>>57219260>>57219251
>>57219231
>>57219223
>>57219215
>>57219206
>>57219184
>>57219178
>>57219106
>>57219055
>>57219014
>>57219008
>>57218973
>>57218955
>>57218910
>>57218904
>>57218858
>>57218857
>>57218812
>>57218790
>>57218770
>>57218732
>>57218623
>>57218615
>>57218593
>>57218539
>>57218519
>>57218501
>>57218439
>>57218409
>>57218289
>>57218272
>>57218214
>>57218194
>>57217949
>>57217896
>>57217871
>>57217860
>>57217822
>>57217782
>>57217754
>>57217588
>>57217518
>>57217447
>>57217393
>>57217447
>>57217300
>>57217242
>>57217172
>>57217128
>>57216977
>>57216919
>>57216874
>>57216812
>>57216418
>>57216244
>>57216221
>>57216111
>>57216075
>>57216018
>>57215981
>>57215843
>>57215732
>>57215598
>>57215542
>>57215481
>>57215438
>>57215400
>>57215391
>>57215339
Cucks
>>57219683
Strong independent black woman.
>>57219711
Irish girl who rapes children in vans
>>57219683
>>57219715
Washed up porn actress who sold herself in marriage to a Pashtun chieftain after she could no longer find work in the US.
>>57219794
The typical Australian shitposting girl who smokes cigars in his home constantly.
>>57219849
Mexican-Irish open shirt R&B pop star
>>57219874
Nice consistency Jew
>>57219899
Dindu muffin
>>57219899
Naziboo living in USA
>>57219899
florida girl doing a school project on her german heritage (1/128)
>>57219899
He just appeared one day
Also checked
>>57219837
multiculti activist
loves his husband sven svennson but lives with muhammad al malmoui, his boyfriend
doesnt want children and plans to fly to syria for humanitarian aid program
read: getting gangbanged by arab men
financed by his husband ofcourse
>>57219874
Gay half Filipino American paedophile
>>57219936
Migrated from us to Canada due to Trump
>>57219968
Tennis player with a Wang
>>57219981
Liberal activist
>>57219968
A faggot too lazy to write anything. Came from the south born to a family of meth abusers
>>57219943
Guy from a Korean family line who is becoming member of a rock and roll band and probably owns dragon dildos in a locked up room in his attic
>>57219984
The lone survivor of the fishing hamlet Innsmouth, broken and depressed after horrible terrors he'd seen that no other man have seen in aeons.
>>57219995
Basic white girl living in a generic Midwestern suburb.
>>57220014
US army mechanic who married a ladyboy while drunk out on leave
>>57219874
Half Mexican Sephardic half Ashkenazi homosexual who defected to Eastern Europe to unite with his gay Soviet lover and live happily ever after in the workers paradise. The iron curtain falls and they switch to capitalism selling black dildos to Sweden
>>57220028
20 y/o woman who constantly waits the day when Christmas arrives so she can get wasted from vodka at midnight with his friends
>>57220084
black soldier stationing in Czech Republic, who hoped this assignment had more gambling, beer and prostitutes
>>57220096
A young woman from canada that decide to dedicate her life to helping poor kids in indonesia
>>57220094
A Slav who is running away from his country's federal force because of a plane crash that was blamed on him
>>57220195
failed South American footballer who had to go to some backwards Asian league to make a career
>>57220187
A stocky russian spinster who looks twice her actual age
>>57220253
Pedophile
>>57220195
A Hispanic who went sex reassignment surgery to get a part in the new ghostbusters movie but was not fat enough to get a role. Is now struggling with his ice-cream addiction
>>57220277
Manlet
>>57220244
half-Brazilian half-German street racer who moved to UK after an incident with his previous drag race at Rio
>>57220290
>Juana Bond
Spanish female bond fucking vedic Aryan bond men
>>57220329
>Patel
Poo 2 loo in Indonesia
>>57220277
American soldier deployed in Palestina, weeaboo.
>>57220335
A transgender sex slave who listens to the Hadith while camwhoring
>>57220329
Chinese-Indian hybrid living in Indonesia.
>>57220290
kollywood action movie actress (real name srinadhika chopraputra)
>>57220335
Jewish woman who moved to Pakistan with her family to give a tribute to her ancestors there
>>57220374
African American going back home
>>57220374
A 100% white man
>>57220407
Guy who moved to the Nederlands to help with his dad's herd of cows
>>57220374
white man living in Argentina
>>57220404
Indian Bollywood actress former pornstar.
>>57220417
American promoting liberal activism and promotion of acceptance of Palestinian state.
>>57220448
Not white man
>>57220329
Dra. Patel, widow, her husband Dr. Patel, was executed in a football field by a masketta man.
>>57220417
An illegal immigrant to another country
>>57220417
Latin-american immigrant working in a tech-startup who changed his name in a desperate attempt to fit in with his new colleagues.
>>57220374
Missionary volunteer building wells and shelter for niglets.
>>57220506
An electrician
>>57220486
Béin?
>>57220480
a cunt loving apostate who is running from her family who want to set her pubic hair on fire and then slit her throat
>>57220537
kek
>>57220558
A character in a Chinese Cartoon
>>57220558
Half-Japanese dude who is working at a sushi shop in California and is currently dating with his Japanese girlfriend.
>>57220478
Famous Indonesian-American pornstar who started her own line of health products.
>>57220558
My oni chan
>>57220554
Women seeking spirituality but is actually here for vedic Aryan orgies
>>57220649
Not my gf : deserves to die
>>57220706
My wife's son
>>57220649
MBA student from delaware, kidnapped by taliban
>>57220643
A qt who works at a nuclear power station and loves her mormon husband but is having a sexual fling with his husband's girlfriend's son
>>57220706
French girl who has a habit of doing yuri to other girls
>>57220756
>Omar Mercer
Edgelord Bihari
>>57220744
Vietnamese shop keeper who gets mugged by skinheads every other week
>>57220756
A European who moves to Pooland to work at a factory
>>57220744
son of vietnamese nail studio owners, unsuccessful marijuana dealer
>>57220776
a 20-something girl with a pointless life as a cashier considering college, probably something about communication.
>>57220776
Indo-germanic pornstar, famous for scat
>>57220829
Dindu nuffin
>>57220776
Rob Schneiders secret doughtier in hiding trying to avoid links to her father.
>>57220842
A zoo keeper in Denmark who got bitten pretty deep in the arm by a lion
>>57220875
Irish-Italian American (1/256 each side) who's gone on a pilgrimage in Pakistan to be closer to Allah (PBUH)
>>57220938
Serial killer that kills anyone who is related to the government by asphyxiation
>>57220938
A private eye in the 50's who likes to wear tench coats and smoke in parking basements.
>>57221020
first victim of rex garner
>>57221059
BAZINGA MAN VISITS ZIMBABAWE WHILE STOPPING IN CZECH REPUBLIC
>>57217447
delet
>>57221179
Trudeau voter
>>57221179
A Canadian who has a weird affection on pancakes and bikes
>>57221259
Daughter of an american tourist from Arizona that wanted to see the concentration camps, but he fell in love with a native girl and decided to immigrate over after she was born out of wedlock.
>>57221259
a filipino who immigrated to indonesia to escape the slums of manila and work as a prostitute for dirty old men
>>57221259
Stupid half hipsta bitch from Spain who backpacks in Indonesia and posts about it on Instagram heavily.
>>57221334
Daughter of Tony Abbot who shitposts about his dad 24/7
>>57221457
>Chan
Real life anime character
>>57221457
>his
Oops, meant *her
>>57221457
Caesar was transformed into a little anime girl and took on a cuter nomiker
>>57221375
youtube rapper from jičín, real name antonín houska
>>57221372
Frail balding mangina with glasses who recently started a YouTube channel to show his support for feminism.
>>57221457
Weeaboo who changed their last name to Chan
>>57221568
Some imported nu-male on a vacation that somehow didn't got blown up in the recent terrorist attacks. Despite that still believes that the rise of the right-wing is way worse.
>>57221557
Woman who is a CEO of a company in Singapore that is secretly doing weird human science expirements in level 0 of the building (the basement)
>>57221457
blue haired tumblrette
she went through a weeb phase making cat paws and telling her friends she's half japanese
>>57221644
yurizan beltran's beta cuck boyfriend who took on her name even though they're not even married, streams CSGO on twitch
>>57221568
Good old Rickey is a 65yo africanamerican boxer who retired in europe. He used to take care of his opponents when he knocked them out hence why he was called Rickey "Goodwin"
>>57218904
>>57218858
>>57219936
>>57220448
>>57221179
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>57221780
His parents got abducted by Martians and now he's trying to build a rocket in his backyard in order to find them
>>57221741
Famous action movie star in Czech Republic who changed his last name to "Chase" just to make it sound cooler.
>>57221847
Spanish woman in college who shittalks Canada and Canadians, either IRL or Internet
test
>>57221988
Italian chef who moved out of his country to invent new recipes (he prefers the pasta kind)
>>57221988
Professional scammer and con artist of Australian origin.
>>57222189
A Polish decented American who mistaken her own country.
>>57222189
Moot's fiancee.
Congrats my dear Samantha!
>>57221988
the bastard son of a maid and a butcher, started working at 15 at coffee shops, he has a ADHD even tho, he hasn't be diagnosed, so everyone calls him lazy or borderline stupid.
Your mother beat you as a child as well.
>>57222189
Christopher Poole's daughter, also a time traveler.
>>57222379
Security guy who works and lives in the favelas to make a living
>>57222189
moot had a sex change, took the name Samantha and now lives in Jakarta with his future muslim husband.
>>57222379
Son of Calvin Klein who's girlfriend's son looks up to in hope of being a cuck like him one day.
>>57222379
John Kline, a German middle age pervert who loves all kinds of disgusting porn. He visited Brazil from his native germany in search of big booty brazillian girls.
What actually happened, was when he ventured out to the bars of Rio at night was that he met a group of transsexual boys with cocks. He thought his luck was in. He went back to his hotel with them, where he discovered they had cocks. The trannies proceeded to fuck John and then rob him.
>>57222439
Mexican double-agent
>>57222492
Young scort who got in the bussines to pay for her college
>>57222504
Dindu nuffin, was onnisway to chawch and ended up in Finland.
>>57222539
Stereotypical blonde Catalan. Probably with a Dutch great-grandfather or some shit like that.
>>57222542
he just kept going north
>>57222494
24 y/o woman whose hobby is going to 4chan and playing golf
>>57222578
American tourist who will end up drunk and sucking dick in a dirty alley near to the the Rambla
>>57222579
Some slut from the midwest, law student/
>>57222639
topkek
>>57222494
Androgynous Bernie supporter
>>57222579
Cheerleader who banged everyone in her highschool's handegg team.
>>57222673
Some slut from the midwest, law student/
>>57222579
A girl who got spooked by some blue purple-polkadot monster in her closet when she was little
>>57222673
Kidnapped sorority girl on vacation.
>>57222696
second generation chicano
>>57222742
attempted suicide after chad publicized her nude/blowjob pics
>>57222539
Iconic black basketball player from Russia who's living in Spain after marrying the famous porn star Pauline Fuller >>57222578
>>57222804
Muhammad Ali's illegitimate daughter
>>57222856
She just kept going north.
>>57222873
Contrary to popular Western belief, however, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing for all places and people. Not all dictatorships end in misery, and not everyone wants to live in a democracy. “A bad democracy might be worse than a humane dictatorship,” Pinker points out.
There is no proof that the desire for freedom and democracy is an innate part of human nature, Ezrow says. As long as quality of life remains high and people are allowed to live their lives as they wish, citizens can be completely happy under a dictatorship. Some even become nostalgic for the authoritarian regime after they lose it. “When I was younger, as a student in graduate school, I just assumed that everyone wanted to be living in a democracy,” Ezrow says. “But if you look at survey research in some countries under authoritarian regimes, people are happy.”
In other words, ending all dictatorships might not be ideal for everyone. As long as leaders avoid the inherent pitfalls of that mode of governance and take their citizens’ wishes into account, dictatorships are simply a different approach for leading a country, one that values order over individual liberties. As Ezrow puts it: “Some cultures may just prefer security and stability over freedom.”
>>57222873
huynh huynh huynh huynh huynh huynh huynh huynh huynh huynh huynh
>>57222677
Cougar tourist with scat and pegging fetish. She has mile long lines of local young men seeking her service.
>>57222379
Tiago De Fonseca awoke in a pool of his own sweat. There was blood on his clothes, too, and the rubber band lightly embracing his elbow spoke of intravenous drug use during the night. He got up with a start: the prostitute had left. She had left and taken his angel dust with her. Putinha! he tried to shout, but his throat was desiccated. He had had his fill of shouting the night before. A flashback put him back into the heart of yesternight, when he without his top on had brandished his gun before passers-by on the strada, demanding their money, demanding their respect. As if in slow motion, his mouth in his memory contorted into wide O's as he let out another string of hearty HUE's, his gun giving him a visceral rush. Another man might have curled up under the covers in a torrent of cold sweat at the thought of what he had done. Another man in another country, perhaps: this was Brazil. Robbery and murder were after all nothing out of the ordinary in Brazil so long as you didn't get shot. Apprehension was out of the question. Police were far too lazy for such demanding tasks. And he should know. As Tiago dressed himself for his white collar job, his face went blank, then redrew itself. He gave the prostitute's penis one last, slightest thought. He was detective De Fonseca now, at least until next Friday.
>>57222856
Daughter of a time-traveling man, following in his footsteps and going through different timelines.
>>57222945
The reason I can't spit these creaky old memories out, is because I have no other proof of my existence.
The future that I thought I had grabbed ahold of, is a contradiction of dignity and freedom.
The reason I want to wipe away this distorted afterimage, is because I see my own limitations in it.
In the window of my overly self-conscious self, is last year's calendar without any dates written in.
I'll erase it, and rewrite it! With a non-sensical surrealism and an unforgettable sense of presence!
Return from the brink, and rewrite it!
Even the meaningless figments of imagination, can be the driving force that gives you form.
Oh yeah yeah yeahhh
Give your whole body and soul to it! Oh yeah yeah yeahhhhhh
>>57222931
Kid of some burnt out hippies.
>>57221534
professional shitposter
>>57222945
Grandson of a dock worker and son of a business man. Despite all this you're a miserable NEET sitting at home in a sweaty third world third rate suburb.
>>57222856
Beanerita whose family snuck north because the US was too Mexican
