Names? I mean, seriously! Edition
>>57213020
Rolling for Cara
>>57213020
"Actually, it's Helene, not Helen, Heleeennee"
Fuck you, Helen
guess your name
ian
is a slag
If anyone correctly predicts their first name in this thread I will send them £50 on Paypal.
BBC.
anime!
crayon pop
Rolling for a jewish name senpai
>>57213107
Jew
>>57213139
>torres
/seinfeld/ edition
>>57213020
and i mean these taps are the airport. have you seen these things? what is it like trying to turn on a fire hydrant with these things. i mean what do they think we're going to turn them on then run off?
>quick let's go the taps are on! let's go!
>you idiot we're businessmen we've got a flight to catch!
>the water's on!
>>57213126
robert
>>57213153
>Elsa Holder
Let it go
>>57213107
mazel tov!
PeruANO.
>>57213126
shelly
Need a Rasheed in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSSxSmm9tFM
seinfeld was objectively the best show to ever run on tv desu
>>57213212
close
At the doctors lads 2bh
![1421440911477[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/abEVdRZ.gif "1421440911477[1].gif")
>>57213194
>Johanna Bender
>>57213253
no it makes sense because he's probably asian and they'd pronounce 'shelly' as 'cheri'
any canadians in here? i need to ask a question
When will JapMoot add Arabic names? I want my people represented!
Hello, does anybody want to cuddle?
xo
>>57213194
>bender
Haha
Need a man so I can get a new last name ;/
>>57213342
alright kurt you big gay bastard relax
Some qt girls in here
>>57213194
>BENDER
AHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>57213342
>>57213358
make way
MANLY man coming through
>>57213194
fuck off bender
Alex GET
>>57213126
David
getting a bit bored of this name gimmick desu might wan-DEEEEEEZE NUTS HAHA
>>57213390
not with a name like that, marvin
Britain!
Open your borders!
>>57213390
>Foster
how come nobody has got the name of anyone famous yet
would be top TOP banter
rolling for nigel farage
Now who's laughing
Now who's laughing
>>57213390
>Foster's
>>57213320
I asked you to delete that image
jon get
Larry
>>57213390
marvin gayy lmao
JOHNATHON get
>>57213390
>Foster
>Aussie Flag
>>57213126
tom
>>57213320
>No other sizes of this image found.
who is this jism schism
check my post number
Yiddish name, get!!!!!!!!!!!!1
#RefugeesWelcome
Famous name coming through.
Rolling for my new bull name
>>57213545
Voldemort pls
Looking for baby names 2bh.
>>57213020
allahu akbar
hey lads
>>57213517
some lad posted it last night saying it was his legit gf but i doubt that, so no idea m8 :(
I am british-asian.
I am going to guess and say my name is Sydney
Fuck names.
I WANT CHAD
100% monged on benzodiasepenisñ
Takbir!
>>57213584
Cesar the Italian Stallion
Say my name
Rolling for Ritsu Tainaka.
Who else but Nige?
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU REMOVE THE LAYOUT
I CAN'T COPE WITH THIS
>>57213456
they're all typical non descript yank names
prolly one of the gay yank mods did it
doubt nigel or farage is included
Doing a stinker
>>57213644
>guadalupe
wat
>>57213666
>bender
hahahahahahaha ffucking spot on there
>>57213126
barack
>>57213666
benders out
>>57213663
Had a good kek.
>>57213666
Gay devil lmao
>>57213666
T. BENDER.
>>57213693
like a guadalupe melon
need to be the centre of attention desu
Probably a couple rasheeds steaming that there's an apeil fools joke
Cheeki breeki
>>57213772
Hello
>>57213666
>Bender
Had a hearty chuckle
'ello
>>57213173
*plays funky bassline*
>>57213233
Sound lad
re-rolling for rasheed or muhammed
#NotAllMuslims
Hi
>>57213812
literally 2 (You)s for the price of 1
2 nukes wasn't enough.
>>57213808
t. Alberta Hudson
>>57213839
>last name is Flowers
What a fruit cake
Michael
So is this the kind of shite that jap moot was collecting customer data for?
>>57213666
Haha gay Satan
normies are literally having sex again, I can't take it, I can't take it any longer
#YouAintNoMuslimBruv
>>57213953
sorry xoxoxox <3
>>57213820
Dont think you canget them lad.
Missed the tax window ;/
>>57213953
go out and get some dick sandy you fucking minga
Would've been better if the name stuck.
going to buy a fleshlight
These names are shit. It's impossible to get something funny or makes sense
>>57214008
why are you so moody HAHA!
Think I'm the only lad on 4chan who has noticed the new draw feature
Rolling for a leaders name
>>57214036
marquez some burritoes you fucken cunt
>>57213107
Colin
>>57214037
That's always been there for 4chan X you twat
APRIL FOOLS GAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>57214021
disgusting desu, how about my boi pucci instead?
>>57214037
>APRIL FOOLS GAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
how about for April fool they remove the "desu" filter
The gf is making me sit in the cuckshed lads
>>57214158
You're not definitely her man, more like her boy haha!
>>57214158
post """the""" gf
B R E X I T
ngl lads this format is better than usual~ :)
feel like i can't keep up with the thread with this layout
>>57214130
fuck off terrance
>>57213788
here's Youtube's attempt at a April Fools Joke
https://www.youtube.com/snoopavision
>>57214208
good post
>>57213990
ill keep trying
>>57214247
Holt your posting Louis
ALL I WANT IS A FUNNY NAME SO I CAN HAVE SOME YOUS
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK 4CHAN?!?!!?!?!?!?! IM ONLY GOING TO TRY 10 MORE TIMES AND THATS IT, IM DONE, LEAVING THE SITE
alri lads?
just on my way back from dublin
>>57213953
>>57214271
Snoop Dogg is so overrated, dunno why normans love him so much
mugs
>>57214322
wew
Wot
600mg lyrica straight UP the shitter
>>57213644
>>57214118
>>57214346
Smoke weed everyday
>>57213340
Take a seat Mr.Hansen
>>57214086
Hello Pam, does my accent get you wet?
>>57214346
had one pretty cool album 20 years ago
YOU BAILED OUT THE BANKERS
NOW SAVE OUR STEEL
What's Kev's second name lads
>>57214207
>>57214424
Boyle
Just vomited 5 times lads
Should have never went out last night
On a bloody Thursday
Also digging out cocaine bogies
AND FRANKLY. YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO PUT COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY
I just shit out a red pepper skin
completely undigested
>Muslim arrested for planning Lee Rigby style attack on American soldier based in Britain
Wow, what a surprise. So shocked.
rolling for my new twink name
>>57214457
haha Irish second name feel wick for you, taig
>>57214479
just got this name haha
I bet hiroyuki has the smuggest shit eating grin on his face right now
What the fuck is this new layout? It looks like reddit.
Wish there were meme names
>>57214487
kristen, religion of peace.
well good morning
>>57214403
y-yes
>>57214432
cute!
ate a 16in pizza to myself - last night after smoking 5 grams of afghan gold hash
Name gimmick is shite desu
>>57214538
Eula is a pretty meme name
>>57214487
Terrorism has no religion
>>57214487
Hope that isn't sarcasm. Terrorism has NO religion.
Ayy lmao
>>57214578
I smoked an ounce of weed last night
>>57214578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXt0wCep0
can't imagine what my name would be
:cancel_google:
Ahhh yes, back to normal now.
>Poor refugees fleeing from terrible hellhole of Muslim countries
>Demand we turn into Muslim countries
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>57214612
t. Curry
>>57214533
It's google themed. moot works for google now.
bones get
:cancel_Google:
>>57214683
oh my
wish i was a paki
>>57214631
Good lad. Exact song I kept replaying over and over last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSvFS_BA6b8
last night i smoked one weed
>>57214683
Would shag her straight up the shitter and no mistake
soo... does everyone have this white 4chan?
i hate april 1st
>>57214598
ah come in on eileen don't have a moan
>>57214654
Oh yeah, I'm a dumb cunt, cheers m8
:cancel_Google:
ah yes, very good
>>57214638
>>57214708
haha holy shit it actually worked wtf
keep getting girl names WHY?
>>57214626
Good lad, what strain -- isn't weed really expensive in Australia? I reckon that cost you a lot.
>>57214734
You're a loose cannon you are! haha!
>>57214754
>april 1st
fuck off yank
Wtf is going on■?
>>57214713
you dont need to wish winifred haha
has that custom board list thing always been there?
>>57214487
Part of me wishes some three lions Rasheeds would try and storm a yank military base. Would be pretty funny watching them get shot to shit.
>>57214713
wish i was a little bit taller
>>57214794
wtf it doesn't show (You)s either
fucking gookmoot
![ula9blw9b3plcchd6yba[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HJshv21.jpg "ula9blw9b3plcchd6yba[1].jpg")
Smoked the marijuana like a cigarette
:cancel_Google:
Post printscreens of the layout lads
On mobile, still the same on here
>Work in retail store
>Store literally makes tens of thousands of pounds a DAY
>"hurrrrrr we can't afford to pay staff an extra 50p an hour. Gonna have to cut jobs"
>>57214780
230 aud for some dank Jack herer
Not too bad , what's thatike 100 quid?
>>57214850
just use a pc
NEED a paki name
>>57214856
>I haven't got the slightest clue how a business works
No wonder you've got a shite retail job and they're fucking you off
>>57214905
>savage
bruhhh 100 100
Went on a terrible date tonight very dispirited
:cancel_google:
much better
the wife just sent me this, she asked if she looks good for her bf
>>57214856
should have worked harder in school, pleb
>>57214879
Bullshit mate I thought weed was expensive as fuck there... Are your ounces 28grams - yes?
And yeah it is, I pay for £220 for an ounce but this is brought in from Amsterdam so I don't mind paying that much. Can get 7grams of afghan gold for 35
there are 206 posts in this thread with different people but the thread has only recognised 57 of us!
xP
Poleaboo dad had him call his insurance again
They wouldn't offer him a renewal quote because he has had 4 "incidents" in the last year
He kept shouting abuse at Poleaboo because he felt he failed to make the guy on the other end of the phone understand that none of the incidents were his fault
Poleaboo tried to tell him that it didn't fucking matter
He just kept getting mad at Poleaboo and getting close to physical violence
But it was how he kept blaming Poleaboo that irked him
The bastard also told him to stop playing Hearthstone, as if that would magically help him learn paki language and be able to communicate with him
Poleaboo started swearing at his dad and the guy on the other end of the phone
Poleaboos mum eventually stepped in told his dad that he was the one who was making Poleaboo the way that he was by constantly pecking at his head
Love my mum
If I ever did, y'know, I would probably kill my dad
>>57214943
paki name here
got no snacks in the house at the moment
SOS
AUT
VRE
E...E
......L
>>57214950
she NEEDS a BBC, there should be a charity or something to help her
>>57214998
order a pizza lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVFZ2_myid4
feeling nauseous
dont reply to him
Doing an outrageous nandos lads
No based 3 quid deal today
>>57214950
need a natalia gf
poo
>>57214980
hope you die painfully soon
>>57214979
I don't understand why people post this sort of thing. Are they trying to imply that on a forum everyone will only make a single post?
Do these autists understand what a conversation is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8rumyup0Os
Anchorwoman on BBC news would be ravaged by my dick tßh
PHWOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Dubs and I will legally change my name by deed poll to the above.
Initial D inspired cloudrap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDqzBZZozfw
>>57215004
Normans out reeeeeeee
>>57215046
okay x
boipucci
Dubs and I will not legally change my name by deed poll to the above.
*falls in love with you*
>>57215046
>>57215075
I've had a terrible last hour, I need people to feel with me
>>57215025
Bender
put the normies in a bin
>>57215086
Post pic
as i lay here, naked, sweaty and flaccid, gorging myself on banana chips -- i ponder: is this it?
good goy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N45JNmYdeYw
>>57215126
fuck off jesus
>>57215132
Just put on the telly luv
>>57215126
Jesus, Roy...
>>57214980
Didn't read any of this.
>>57214900
I'm not at home you fuckwit
>>57214980
Poleabooaboo would support poleaboo more if he didn't make threats to kill people every 5 minutes
Bad poleaboo.
>>poleaboo pretending he isn't poleaboo
>I would
Jigs up, you've given away your clever disguise
>>57215136
should be a ; instead of : -- mein fruend, indeed...
>>57214998
ayy, you got it in the end
I wonder if mods have G+ too
might do a blogpost
>>57215167
I can't, I'm at work
blatantly completing challenges on undead nightmare but it's not giving them to me
>>57215048
>Chips and mash
>>57215048
>no Aston villa away games card
Fake
>>57215180
>I'm not at home you fuckwit
addicted loser
sick of gookmoot's shit
first he filters desu and now this
>Called the boss at 11:58 and told him to hurry to the roof because a hot air ballon landed on it
>he actually runs up
>>57215136
How do you make chips out of bananas?
>>57215294
chip away at them, john kane
why is my shit schedule so bad?
sometimes it will be 4 days without a single shit then there will be three days in a row of huge shits. Makes 0 sense.
