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Names? I mean, seriously! Edition
>>57213020
Rolling for Cara
>>57213020
"Actually, it's Helene, not Helen, Heleeennee"
Fuck you, Helen
guess your name
ian
is a slag
If anyone correctly predicts their first name in this thread I will send them £50 on Paypal.
BBC.
anime!
crayon pop
Rolling for a jewish name senpai
>>57213107
Jew
>>57213139
>torres
/seinfeld/ edition
>>57213020
and i mean these taps are the airport. have you seen these things? what is it like trying to turn on a fire hydrant with these things. i mean what do they think we're going to turn them on then run off?
>quick let's go the taps are on! let's go!
>you idiot we're businessmen we've got a flight to catch!
>the water's on!
>>57213126
robert
>>57213153
>Elsa Holder
Let it go
>>57213107
mazel tov!
PeruANO.
>>57213126
shelly
Need a Rasheed in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSSxSmm9tFM
seinfeld was objectively the best show to ever run on tv desu
>>57213212
close
At the doctors lads 2bh
>>57213194
>Johanna Bender
>>57213253
no it makes sense because he's probably asian and they'd pronounce 'shelly' as 'cheri'
any canadians in here? i need to ask a question
When will JapMoot add Arabic names? I want my people represented!
Hello, does anybody want to cuddle?
xo
>>57213194
>bender
Haha
Need a man so I can get a new last name ;/
>>57213342
alright kurt you big gay bastard relax
Some qt girls in here
>>57213194
>BENDER
AHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>57213342
>>57213358
make way
MANLY man coming through
>>57213194
fuck off bender
Alex GET
>>57213126
David
getting a bit bored of this name gimmick desu might wan-DEEEEEEZE NUTS HAHA
>>57213390
not with a name like that, marvin
Britain!
Open your borders!
>>57213390
>Foster
how come nobody has got the name of anyone famous yet
would be top TOP banter
rolling for nigel farage
Now who's laughing
Now who's laughing
>>57213390
>Foster's
>>57213320
I asked you to delete that image
jon get
Larry
>>57213390
marvin gayy lmao
JOHNATHON get
>>57213390
>Foster
>Aussie Flag
>>57213126
tom
>>57213320
>No other sizes of this image found.
who is this jism schism
check my post number
Yiddish name, get!!!!!!!!!!!!1
#RefugeesWelcome
Famous name coming through.
Rolling for my new bull name
>>57213545
Voldemort pls
Looking for baby names 2bh.
>>57213020
allahu akbar
hey lads
>>57213517
some lad posted it last night saying it was his legit gf but i doubt that, so no idea m8 :(
I am british-asian.
I am going to guess and say my name is Sydney
Fuck names.
I WANT CHAD
100% monged on benzodiasepenisñ
Takbir!
>>57213584
Cesar the Italian Stallion
Say my name
Rolling for Ritsu Tainaka.
Who else but Nige?
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU REMOVE THE LAYOUT
I CAN'T COPE WITH THIS
>>57213456
they're all typical non descript yank names
prolly one of the gay yank mods did it
doubt nigel or farage is included
Doing a stinker
>>57213644
>guadalupe
wat
>>57213666
>bender
hahahahahahaha ffucking spot on there
>>57213126
barack
>>57213666
benders out
>>57213663
Had a good kek.
>>57213666
Gay devil lmao
>>57213666
T. BENDER.
>>57213693
like a guadalupe melon
need to be the centre of attention desu
Probably a couple rasheeds steaming that there's an apeil fools joke
Cheeki breeki
>>57213772
Hello
>>57213666
>Bender
Had a hearty chuckle
'ello
>>57213173
*plays funky bassline*
>>57213233
Sound lad
re-rolling for rasheed or muhammed
#NotAllMuslims
Hi
>>57213812
literally 2 (You)s for the price of 1
2 nukes wasn't enough.
>>57213808
t. Alberta Hudson
>>57213839
>last name is Flowers
What a fruit cake
Michael
So is this the kind of shite that jap moot was collecting customer data for?
>>57213666
Haha gay Satan
normies are literally having sex again, I can't take it, I can't take it any longer
#YouAintNoMuslimBruv
>>57213953
sorry xoxoxox <3
>>57213820
Dont think you canget them lad.
Missed the tax window ;/
>>57213953
go out and get some dick sandy you fucking minga
Would've been better if the name stuck.
going to buy a fleshlight
These names are shit. It's impossible to get something funny or makes sense
>>57214008
why are you so moody HAHA!
Think I'm the only lad on 4chan who has noticed the new draw feature
Rolling for a leaders name
>>57214036
marquez some burritoes you fucken cunt
>>57213107
Colin
>>57214037
That's always been there for 4chan X you twat
APRIL FOOLS GAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>57214021
disgusting desu, how about my boi pucci instead?
>>57214037
>APRIL FOOLS GAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
how about for April fool they remove the "desu" filter
The gf is making me sit in the cuckshed lads
>>57214158
You're not definitely her man, more like her boy haha!
>>57214158
post """the""" gf
B R E X I T
ngl lads this format is better than usual~ :)
feel like i can't keep up with the thread with this layout
>>57214130
fuck off terrance
here's Youtube's attempt at a April Fools Joke
https://www.youtube.com/snoopavision
>>57214208
good post
>>57213990
ill keep trying
>>57214247
Holt your posting Louis
ALL I WANT IS A FUNNY NAME SO I CAN HAVE SOME YOUS
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK 4CHAN?!?!!?!?!?!?! IM ONLY GOING TO TRY 10 MORE TIMES AND THATS IT, IM DONE, LEAVING THE SITE
alri lads?
just on my way back from dublin
>>57213953
>>57214271
Snoop Dogg is so overrated, dunno why normans love him so much
mugs
>>57214322
wew
Wot
600mg lyrica straight UP the shitter
>>57214346
Smoke weed everyday
>>57213340
Take a seat Mr.Hansen
>>57214086
Hello Pam, does my accent get you wet?
>>57214346
had one pretty cool album 20 years ago
YOU BAILED OUT THE BANKERS
NOW SAVE OUR STEEL
What's Kev's second name lads
>>57214207
>>57214424
Boyle
Just vomited 5 times lads
Should have never went out last night
On a bloody Thursday
Also digging out cocaine bogies
AND FRANKLY. YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO PUT COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY
I just shit out a red pepper skin
completely undigested
>Muslim arrested for planning Lee Rigby style attack on American soldier based in Britain
Wow, what a surprise. So shocked.
rolling for my new twink name
>>57214457
haha Irish second name feel wick for you, taig
>>57214479
just got this name haha
I bet hiroyuki has the smuggest shit eating grin on his face right now
What the fuck is this new layout? It looks like reddit.
Wish there were meme names
>>57214487
kristen, religion of peace.
well good morning
>>57214403
y-yes
>>57214432
cute!
ate a 16in pizza to myself - last night after smoking 5 grams of afghan gold hash
Name gimmick is shite desu
>>57214538
Eula is a pretty meme name
>>57214487
Terrorism has no religion
>>57214487
Hope that isn't sarcasm. Terrorism has NO religion.
Ayy lmao
>>57214578
I smoked an ounce of weed last night
>>57214578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXt0wCep0
can't imagine what my name would be
:cancel_google:
Ahhh yes, back to normal now.
>Poor refugees fleeing from terrible hellhole of Muslim countries
>Demand we turn into Muslim countries
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>57214612
t. Curry
>>57214533
It's google themed. moot works for google now.
bones get
:cancel_Google:
>>57214683
oh my
wish i was a paki
>>57214631
Good lad. Exact song I kept replaying over and over last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSvFS_BA6b8
last night i smoked one weed
>>57214683
Would shag her straight up the shitter and no mistake
soo... does everyone have this white 4chan?
i hate april 1st
>>57214598
ah come in on eileen don't have a moan
>>57214654
Oh yeah, I'm a dumb cunt, cheers m8
:cancel_Google:
ah yes, very good
>>57214638
>>57214708
haha holy shit it actually worked wtf
keep getting girl names WHY?
>>57214626
Good lad, what strain -- isn't weed really expensive in Australia? I reckon that cost you a lot.
>>57214734
You're a loose cannon you are! haha!
>>57214754
>april 1st
fuck off yank
Wtf is going on■?
>>57214713
you dont need to wish winifred haha
has that custom board list thing always been there?
>>57214487
Part of me wishes some three lions Rasheeds would try and storm a yank military base. Would be pretty funny watching them get shot to shit.
>>57214713
wish i was a little bit taller
>>57214794
wtf it doesn't show (You)s either
fucking gookmoot
Smoked the marijuana like a cigarette
:cancel_Google:
Post printscreens of the layout lads
On mobile, still the same on here
>Work in retail store
>Store literally makes tens of thousands of pounds a DAY
>"hurrrrrr we can't afford to pay staff an extra 50p an hour. Gonna have to cut jobs"
>>57214780
230 aud for some dank Jack herer
Not too bad , what's thatike 100 quid?
>>57214850
just use a pc
NEED a paki name
>>57214856
>I haven't got the slightest clue how a business works
No wonder you've got a shite retail job and they're fucking you off
>>57214905
>savage
bruhhh 100 100
Went on a terrible date tonight very dispirited
:cancel_google:
much better
the wife just sent me this, she asked if she looks good for her bf
>>57214856
should have worked harder in school, pleb
>>57214879
Bullshit mate I thought weed was expensive as fuck there... Are your ounces 28grams - yes?
And yeah it is, I pay for £220 for an ounce but this is brought in from Amsterdam so I don't mind paying that much. Can get 7grams of afghan gold for 35
there are 206 posts in this thread with different people but the thread has only recognised 57 of us!
xP
Poleaboo dad had him call his insurance again
They wouldn't offer him a renewal quote because he has had 4 "incidents" in the last year
He kept shouting abuse at Poleaboo because he felt he failed to make the guy on the other end of the phone understand that none of the incidents were his fault
Poleaboo tried to tell him that it didn't fucking matter
He just kept getting mad at Poleaboo and getting close to physical violence
But it was how he kept blaming Poleaboo that irked him
The bastard also told him to stop playing Hearthstone, as if that would magically help him learn paki language and be able to communicate with him
Poleaboo started swearing at his dad and the guy on the other end of the phone
Poleaboos mum eventually stepped in told his dad that he was the one who was making Poleaboo the way that he was by constantly pecking at his head
Love my mum
If I ever did, y'know, I would probably kill my dad
>>57214943
paki name here
got no snacks in the house at the moment
SOS
AUT
VRE
E...E
......L
>>57214950
she NEEDS a BBC, there should be a charity or something to help her
>>57214998
order a pizza lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVFZ2_myid4
feeling nauseous
dont reply to him
Doing an outrageous nandos lads
No based 3 quid deal today
>>57214950
need a natalia gf
poo
>>57214980
hope you die painfully soon
>>57214979
I don't understand why people post this sort of thing. Are they trying to imply that on a forum everyone will only make a single post?
Do these autists understand what a conversation is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8rumyup0Os
Anchorwoman on BBC news would be ravaged by my dick tßh
PHWOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Dubs and I will legally change my name by deed poll to the above.
Initial D inspired cloudrap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDqzBZZozfw
>>57215004
Normans out reeeeeeee
>>57215046
okay x
boipucci
Dubs and I will not legally change my name by deed poll to the above.
*falls in love with you*
>>57215046
>>57215075
I've had a terrible last hour, I need people to feel with me
>>57215025
Bender
put the normies in a bin
>>57215086
Post pic
as i lay here, naked, sweaty and flaccid, gorging myself on banana chips -- i ponder: is this it?
good goy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N45JNmYdeYw
>>57215126
fuck off jesus
>>57215132
Just put on the telly luv
>>57215126
Jesus, Roy...
>>57214980
Didn't read any of this.
>>57214900
I'm not at home you fuckwit
>>57214980
Poleabooaboo would support poleaboo more if he didn't make threats to kill people every 5 minutes
Bad poleaboo.
>>poleaboo pretending he isn't poleaboo
>I would
Jigs up, you've given away your clever disguise
>>57215136
should be a ; instead of : -- mein fruend, indeed...
>>57214998
ayy, you got it in the end
I wonder if mods have G+ too
might do a blogpost
>>57215167
I can't, I'm at work
blatantly completing challenges on undead nightmare but it's not giving them to me
>>57215048
>Chips and mash
>>57215048
>no Aston villa away games card
Fake
>>57215180
>I'm not at home you fuckwit
addicted loser
sick of gookmoot's shit
first he filters desu and now this
>Called the boss at 11:58 and told him to hurry to the roof because a hot air ballon landed on it
>he actually runs up
>>57215136
How do you make chips out of bananas?
>>57215294
chip away at them, john kane
why is my shit schedule so bad?
sometimes it will be 4 days without a single shit then there will be three days in a row of huge shits. Makes 0 sense.
>>57215048
fuck off murderer
>>57214980
Is your mum a paki too?
>>57215048
Good lad
>>57215114
>Fannie
Kek
>>57215180
Poleaboos dad and all the others do deserve some form of punishment
They screaming so loudly in his head all the time
Why are a lot of the names female? Everyone knows only males come here.
Rate me
>>57215048
>only sauce on the table is ketchup
>at fucking nandos
white people man.... baka
>>57215346
i'm an actual girl
>>57215277
ahahaah
>>57215346
Gizza blow Connie you good little Cork slag
alri
It's raining
My tears have reached the ceiling
Fate knows not what we have got
And it's okay to me, because atleast I am free
>>57215351
on dat dere celltech + juice lindsay you hag?
>>57215318
I can believe that coming from a Cecil.
found some snacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjDa-_Vq51I
>>57215328
Ponce
>>57215114
if i ever have a daughter im going to name her fannie as punishment for not being a boy
>>57215277
haha but no seriously get the fuck out of my office you're fired
lads thinking of wanking to my mum. we were on the beach last night and her tits and arse were looking quite inviting lads
>>57215403
>Having an ex
FONT
>>57215381
Yeah but you're called Colleen so you're a dirty chav sket.
>>57215425
would -love- to inseminate either of those 2 fine specimens on the top left, or top right
>>57215484
pics of mum
>>57215427
clara dumb normie whore
>>57215484
i used to do that then i started wanking to my sister
yanks out
>>57215489
>not having an ex
>not being able to indulge in the art of conversing with a fellow man who has lost as much as you have
shig
gf just sent me this
>>57215563
ur gf is ugly af
>>57215489
>being a musical instrument
>>57215515
r u girl
If you lads could pick a name for yourself irl what would you go for?
I'd pick Blake Ashcroft
>>57215563
the nips on er but
>>57215328
>Is your mum a paki too?
yeah but light skinned
dad is dark
Try to tell me something I don't listen
I don't pay attention to these children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7YrLkiVNVo
>>57215576
you jealous hattie?
>>57215427
When does the new series start?
>>57215501
that's her on the left
>>57215512
>tfw no sis
how does that feel?
lads if you block this style sheet:
<link rel="stylesheet" media="(min-width: 480px)" style="text/css" href="//s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css">
you get the old format back instead of this april fools cancer layout
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET THE OLD LAYOUT BACK
>>57215484
I knew Americans were inbred hillbillies, but lord.
>>57215625
me on the right crouching
>>57215656
literally just told you you mong
>>57215589
Alexander M'naughten.
>>57215640
DO NOT DO THIS
IT PUTS A VIRUS ON YOUR COMP
>>57215425
good post
>>57215576
What kind of fucking name is this?
Taking a dump
>>57215712
d-do you know rachel
>>57213126
Martha
Is there anything sadder and more disgusting than middle aged 'out of date' women?
>>57215640
how do i get tomorrow theme instead of this
doing a wank
>>57215640
I STILL HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE WHAT THIS MEANS
>>57213126
Jeremiah
>>57215753
you
I'm a girl ama
>>57213126
Oswald Mosley
>>57215805
just be yourself bro :)
>>57215656
Marty, we've got to go back!
>>57213126
good you magnet
^____~
This is a bit shite.
>>57215806
God dammit, Sue was my second choice
>>57215656
>>57215805
step by step guide:
>go to adblock plus options
>click on add your own filter tab
>add http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css
>click add filter button
DONE
Bad thread
>>57215836
CECILIA
YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART
>footballer suspended for smoking a shisha
Wtf that's not illegal
want to fuck the gay aussie lad in his arse
Don't like these Anglo names tbqh.
>>57215918
hectic, hector
>>57215753
It's always hilarious when the biological clock hits a feminist and it dawns on them that they shouldn't have been such cunts when they were younger.
>>57215898
scottish paki
I DONE IT.
Literally just right click go to inspect element, use the search bar in inspect element and search for this:
>>57215640
then double click it and then delete the text and hit enter or click off and there you go
april fooooools
>>57215625
r8 my mum lads
>>57215836
Can I fill your spud with my blight?
>>57215860
>BENNIE GARDNER
>Mobile posters are immune to April fools
>>57215753
>when they refer to their neice/nephew as if they were her own kids since she can't have any
Makes me die a little inside
>>57215971
Classic beccs
>>57215245
Good lad, back now
UTV
Where is the UP VOTE option?
>>57215953
well done lad
not a fan of this normie giddup we got here
eyes are no longer on fire x
>>57216005
>levi
>posts a picture of a jew laughing
hmmmm
>>57216005
ye just get the names
+57216020
upvoted
>>57216010
CRIKEY MATE
fancy a root?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUGzY-ihqWc
remember this banger? yeah the first 20 seconds are good but then when it actually becomes wubstep it becomes shit x
>>57216020
Just gave you an up(You)
Edit: 4chan gold? How nice of you sirs
>>57216016
VTID SOTC
Absolutely LOVE all the Muslims condemning and trying to stop terrorism and not just blaming westerners for it
>this theme
DELETE THIS
2+2=5 lads
prodding the 3rd eye
>>57216127
cheers margarita, could do with one of those now lol x
Mum's with the Lord now.
>>57216127
>>57216152
Are you two related?
Just testing lol
At work lads
Very tired and want to go home
>>57216050
Do the dance, Cartlon.
>>57216113
thanks for being so "ernest"
get it?
>>57216152
ah yes, words. a powerful tool for stopping terrorism
>>57216192
no i dont get it you gigantic cunt
>>57216152
April fools!
>>57216168
>Marry an' deck 'er
wew
cold out
and again
>>57216190
How's Kev?
that cunt who told me to filter this in adblock fucked my page
http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css
>>57216160
This is true
Pining for my name being "kevin boyle"
>>57216217
Oh I'm going to need a source for top left.
>>57216261
post pics
>>57216232
Another one.
fantasising about my mum lads, it's working, my cock is hard
>>57216217
>that top left
rasheed
>work colleague asks if I've seen any decent April fools jokes
>about to mention 4chan and quickly change the name at the last second to Reddit so as not to reveal my power level
>>57216289
reddit.com/u/mrs_mourinho
>>57216217
UMERRR! JANNY!!
>a deliver driver named Junead Khan has been found guilty of planning a terrorist attack.
Strong English name that
>>57216257
Doing better has a gf now
Wife is out. Wife's son is going mental and shes not picking up the phone.
BEADY
>>57216207
oh
ok then
:(
>>57216217
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JANNY
JANNY
HELP
>>57216317
>Anon, I'm on reddit now and it's exactly the same
>What were you talking about earlier?
>>57216317
i used 4chan as test data and my CTO made a reference about it haha it was hella motherf*ckin ep!c
you guys hear about the gay necrophiliac?
yeh, he came in dead Earnest
>>57216168
Sorry to hear, Brother -- my Dad and Brother will be up there with her.
Stay strong and God bless.
>>57216375
THE KING OF THE NORTH
THE KING OF THE NORTH
really fancy Racheal lads
>>57216386
U wot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_xLni68vps
(new business idea is to just take a screen cap of a lot of your reaction images to convey your countenance coupled with your post)
whats going on here..brekfest!!!
:))))))))
Need to put my willy in a Fannie Gallegos
alri lads
Wifey and her gf went upstairs and are making a lot of noise :/
r8 memoir lads
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
Getting quite the belly.
>>57216416
who /Euron/ here?
Why do you pay tax on overtime lads?
Why is it the government's business of I choose to work more?
>>57216476
FUCK OFF
>>57216468
which reddit flags user is this
i like you because youre using my flag
>>57216476
Not clicking desu
>min wage for over 25s is now £7.20
Ah yes time for every over 25 on min wage to be unemployed.
>>57216476
what the fuck you cunt
>>57216548
nice reductio ad absurdum
>>57216522
I accidentally clicked it too
omg president barack obama has been shot!!!!!!!
haha april fools
>>57216591
all things considered that is not an argument, you prole
>>57216476
Someone tell me what this is
Not clicking desu
>>57216591
Why would an employer choose to hire a 25 year old and pay more?
I wonder if someone will eventually get the surname Rorke
saw Batman v Superman lads ama
haha some idiot on facebook just typed out the term "edgy" i mean HELLO IS IT 2013???
>>57216645
ree dont ignore me
is this dormouse
>>57216647
why would 100% of people be fired/unemployed due to a small increase in wages?
>>57216683
Bucks
make a custom filter in your adblocker and put this in it:
*/css/md2016.*
much simpler
eating an apple lads haha what am i like
chowing down on some ...
NEW THREAD
>>57216739
>>57216739
>>57216739
>>57216683
no you dont get to find out unless you click it it's like a common bond we all share now
>>57216707
have one on the go for you actually
also shouldnt you be using mercia or is my geography a bit out and that
>>57216320
Have some reddit gold.
Huge fan of the janny desu...
APRIL FOOLS
>>57216348
ANGLO
>>57213126
Alberto
>>57213020
>If your name isn't English gas yourself
just looked at that gay picture with the willy by accident
i feel molested
>>57216476
If I get arrested for asking that I can just say you told me to do it.
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