Memenose's birthday edition.
pertamax
ITT: your new US visa name
>>57210861
>nose
WE
>Finally be white
>It's April Fool
>>57210993
>needing a US visa
>>57210861
>hover pointer on post number
>+(You) this post
Nice Meme, Hiro
>>57210993
qt name get
>>57210861
happy birthday memenose mahal ko!
WE ARE ALL BULE NOW
>>57210861
We need a new meme grill
>>57211111
Sheeeeeit
>>57210993
pls be grill
Why is 4chin on a google like format? and why is my name there?
>>57211150
Gtfo roach
If I get "Blake", I'll give my son's name Lim Munro.
>>57211133
Who needs grills, when ASEAN has Thais
I hate April fools day.
(⌐■_■)
A girl spot me hovering my camera while she changes in campus toilet. I wish this is just a nightmare and God would say "April Mob!". I wish. If she report I might be kicked out of campus. I will be back with story in 1 or 2 hours.
I am a qt
Blake get
>>57211203
Because moot works for Google now.
>>57211292
>pervert
I hope you'll kicked out of your campus, hentai.
Chris get pls
>>57211358
>moot
Who?
()
>>57211292
You're going to discipline school, hentail!
>tfw got a job
>tfw became depressed because of it
I'll just turn it down to save my own happiness.
>>57211358
who is that?
>>57211485
>Schmidt
lmao, I should start a gaming channel called "piece of schmidt gaming"
>>57211464
>>57211545
wkwkwkwk
The funny thing about this is that I've recently started visiting Reddit, albeit only /r/enoughsandersspam and /r/hillaryclinton. It's fun to see counterarguments to Berniebots.
>>57211458
>Jones
>Jomblo Ngenes
>Pitiful Single
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Goddamn puta
>>57211518
gib back my gaems!
>>57211464
>>57211545
m00t never forgat
wtf happend to 4chan its so mobile reddit like
>>57211622
>Yolanda
I'm triggered by this.
>>57211708
t. Jeff
test
>>57211708
Vega a shit
>>57211696
samefag
>>57211726
t. not blake
>>57211518
Give back my games, fucking nigger.
>>57211504
>Manuel White
Nice try Sanchez
>>57211049
>Guzman
>white
>>57210993
I hope my name is alpha
>>57211504
>Manuel
>White
Let's see what name I get
>>57211316
No such luck sayangku, try lagi
<3
Nigger GET
>>57211763
Henrietta is a ho
>>57211464
A-are you a qt 3.14?
This name will be my wife's next baby's name.
>>57211794
>Dickerson
Blake get
>>57211827
cuck
How can white man even compete
>>57211626
Brah start going on /r/shitredditsays.
We need to remove racism and sexism from Reddit for good.
>>57211797
Please be my girlfriend, Adele.
>>57211292
>april fools!
is that a thing there? just ask her for forgiveness and be discreet about it. or give her cash, bitches loves money
>>57211626
>>57211924
Kanker
Marcos is best president
I'm scared..
>>57211952
Run, Forrest, run!!
>>57211979
to shit on
>>57211967
AMEN
>>57212039
Are you related to Mark Weber?
>>57211882
Why not I put my dickerson in your yoder?
>>57211924
Wew, same surname as the guy who wore Iustitia Dei
I heard that femanons will always get girls name.
blake get
>>57212039
W-why? ;_;
>>57211684
I'm a qt brown grill :3
I swear Im not a jew
I'm a true proud worldwide pinoy
>>57212084
Slut
>>57212176
>CARA
>A
>R
>A
Please be in
BATAVIA
A
T
A
V
I
A
test
>>57211979
>lucille
also grill get
>>57212339
>Loren Choi
TRULY ASIA
rolling for chink name
test
baka desu senpai
Pls cute name.
test
>>57212564
>Kelly
horse loving lesbian
Feels good being a Filipino-American for a day
>>57212564
>Kelly Rowland
Damn, a celeb GET
Oh nice. What was the April Fools prank last year? Was it just a horrible theme?
Test
>>57212700
Japanese captcha, IIRC.
>>57212095
>Mcmahon
>>57211996
>blake
my pornstar name
>>57213067
MINDANAO
I
N
D
A
N
A
O
Am I Boris?
Woah. Take it essie, Beck.
>>57213028
Kek
>>57213308
nigger
>>57213383
>>57213391
>Frances Lucero
>Claire Rodriguez
Good evening fellow pinoys
Jew name get
>>57212564
>Kelly Rowland
*squeels like a fangirl*
OMG OMG PLZ BE IN KUWAIT IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
>>57213472
Fugggg :DDDDDD
>>57213472
>Alberto
>>57213472
t.Alberto Silva
If you were American, who would you vote for, and why?
>>57213472
>Alberto
>>57213546
>Carson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoUiokVFydc
le arpil le f00l le funny goggle theme xDDD
>>57213707
ching chong
>>57213472
t. Alberto
>>57213688
POO
>>57213632
Trump because I want to make America Great Again.
It's almost 7pm I won't make it to printing
>>57211387 >>57211485 >>57211967
I will start type the story now.
1/4
I was packing my stuff in that bench then I heard sound of locked bathroom stall. Being a pervert I am I rush into middle stall and start recording. The recording is divided into 3 phases:
1. I hover my phone to see what is my target. It appear to be a tall women who wears one-piece cloth
2. Start recording. Instead of peeing, that women doffed her one-piece cloth, revealing her bra, panty and skin. I'm a manlet so I have to stretch my hand to hold the camera. At this point I didn't know how much of her bodies I manage to record. The recording last 56 seconds
3. I don't know why but I stop recording. I start another recording and within 2 seconds she said "what is that?"
>>57212012
Look at me, little girl
>>57213632
A pyschopath Scheinder?
>Patrick "I'll chop her if she's younger" Scheinder
>>57213632
Bernie Sanders
>>57213818
mfw
>>57212076
I am yes lmao
>>57213688
POO IN LOO
>>57213632
>>57213830
Just say "it was a prank bro!", end of story.
>>57213917
Pauline Hahnson
Wew
>>57213879
he's Rob Schneider's pure Filipino brother
>>57213830
Just say "it's a social experiment gone wrong bro, it's just a prank bro, sorry!"
wkwkwkwkwkwkwk
2/4
My brain froze for a moment. I stand for 5 seconds imagining her breaking into my stall. Until I hear water splash on floor then my brain told me "As of now she is literally naked. She can't chase you if you get out from the toilet". So I rush to that bench, packing my stuff and that 2meter long red pole and went home.
>>57213975
Let me redo the time God, please.
>>57213632
If I'm rich, I'll vote for Hillary
If I'm poor or middle class, I'll vote for Bernie
>>57213893
>Bernie Sanders
>Filipino
literally the Mexicans of Asia.
I think China needs to force you to build a sea wall to keep you out of the South China sea.
We all know about China's wall making skills,
>>57214046
t. Chung
Am I white?
>>57214046
>Anita Chung
please be my gf
>>57214100
>If I'm poor, I'll vote for Bernie
Gibs me dat welfare.
>>57211082
Keep Summer safe
>>57214046
Fuck off, Chink.
>>57214203
Every other board is like this.
>>57214203
All boards went /b/ actually
I want a name as good as Anita Chung
>>57214203
April fools :DDDD
hahahaha you got pranked!!
hehehe
>>57214110
On an Aussie way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted Aussie saw a poor half frozen Flip
"Poor thing," Aussie cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"
"Take me in tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tender Aussie," sighed the poorfag Flip
>>57214347
Lmao hoover
Suck me off ya cunt
This will be my fake name for the next mission, InshaAllah
3/4
Analysis: Where the fear begins
What I know about her: She is not a Professor, not a staff in my faculty nor a student in my generation. Her face is too old to be my junior while senior girls in my faculty only use one-piece cloth if there is an event (we don't have any recently). I expect her to be random girl from other faculty but worst case is that she is a new staff in mine.
What she know about me: Half of my phone. She might or might not remember I was the guy standing in bench carrying a 2m red pole.
Argument for she isn't from my faculty: See above
Argument for she is from my faculty: She use our faculty toilet to change cloth
>>57214163
>operation chink gf 2016 ?
>but i lesbian
wkwkwkwkwkwk
>>57214394
>bauer
Pls be my gf.
im the whitest of white
>>57214462
Me too bro, selamat malam ya
>>57214453
Nice
>>57214444
Nice digits, Agent Watkins
>>57214501
>zuniga
>niga
>white
:)
>>57214605
Oh please, kevin
4/4
Due to she saw a camera and fingers hovering above the next stall while she is naked, she might report to my faculty. Here's expected scenario and how I think I should respond:
>I was peeped by someone using this kind of phone
I won't bring this phone for the next 4 months
>I was peeped by someone carrying red pole
I'm doomed. At least 40 students can testify I'm the only one bring that
> I was peeped
Safe I guess?
>>57214383
>take a flip in
lol no thanks, I'm under 50 years old and not 200kg.
>>57214608
CHINK
>>57210993
griilll name
>>57214649
What's Ron with Yu?
hahahahaha
get it?
>>57214633
You need to find her and shut her up for good. Look up in the deep web, there are plenty of these services operating in Indonesia.
You just need a lot of bitcoins of course.
>>57214702
HAHAHAHA LMAO
>>57210861
WHat's her ethnicity?
I dont think she's actually pinay
>>57214702
>>57214743
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER NAMED ICE CUBE
>>57214293
>>57214311
i mean the behavior turns into /b/, i guess we have little /b/tard in ourselfs
>>57214738
Won't be in campus before Tuesday. Shouldn't I avoid the crime scene? I mean, she didn't see my face nor my voice.
>>57214738
?not doing it all by yourself like a true indon mudslime
>>57214688
;^)
>>57214849
>Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
> A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
man that hits close to home
>>57214633
Blackmail her, fagget.
>>57213830
>>57214048
>notices a phone recording her while on the process of being naked
>proceeds to get naked and take a bath anyway
>>57214892
post the vid here
>>57215163
Due to being fear I delete the part 3 video that contain her face. I'm that afraid, how do I even blackmail? Now what?
>>57215369
This is just an April Fools joke, right? You didn't actually peek on anyone, right?
>>57215163
>Marcos Bush
Please run for president
>>57214633
>>57214738
Buy a suitably-sized robust polyethylene (PE) barrel from the hardware store with a lockable lid, put the body inside, pour in 15 to 20 L of 65 % HNO3, add a few hundred grams of calcium fluoride (CaF2), lock the barrel shut, and allow the chemistry to take its course. An alternative could certainly be the use of strong hydroxide baths or similar.
Dispose the barrel at Mount Merapi
Please give me a celebrity name.
>>57215292
http://poal.me/3l91ze
>>57215407
I fucking did.
>>57215491
typical squatter mentality you've got there fum
>>57215534
>>57215534
virus
>>57215561
>Sarah Guerrero
that was close. Check my name GET
>>57215561
So close to being pinoy pop royalty
baka
I'm still fearing you guys would spread it. Where should I upload it? If porn site choose a site that enable private mode.
Am I white /asean/?
>name related
>>57215603
its a poll dipshit.
more like sillypenis mirite lads
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
>>57215684
How many of these videos spread on the Internet? All of them.
Now how many people who recorded these videos got caught? None of them.
>>57215749
haha nice
>>57215684
eroshare.com
>>57215684
google drive,youtube private,mediafire,mega.co.nz
>>57215749
Is there a memenose gallery? I need more
>>57215684
please don't be real. Stop with this perverse shit man.
greencard name get
>the name changes every post
dropped
>>57215889
>Darryl Rivera
>he's a flip migrant
>>57215960
>tfw that's my first name IRL
Honestly guys, what the fck happened to 4chan?
>>57215937
>>57215943
>perverse shit
>flip
>>57216066
hi maggie pls be my gf :)
Name fags Everywhere, Anonymous in suicide watch.
>>57216137
andy
Is there a reason for the high proportion of female names in this thread? Something to do with the algorithm?
>>57216150
hi jeannette pls be my gf :)
>>57216233
It detects our real genders.
>>57216233
There's just a high proportion of girls here
>>57215813
You convince me. Trying xvid now
>If you upload illegal content your account will be disabled and possibly deleted completely.
Probably is
>Pedophiles are reported to the competent authorities
She is at least 23 judging from her face
>>57215828
>Free Photo & Video Hosting
>Please sign in to start uploading.
>login with reddit
>>57216236
>Lionel Price.
U name too masculine for you real look.
Can't become u girlfriend.
>>57216150
I lost my virginity to a Vietnamese girl. I paid for two sessions
>>57216347
a dong for a dong
I am chink, AMA
>>57216025
Shut the fuck up Felipe Cuckson
>>57216347
Do you check the location before drink water ?
Many Vietnamese *Girl* come to Thai and have some special potion make what u feeling from your ass to u benis .
>>57216233
If you're girl, there's a high chance you would get girl name.
>>57216399
Lies.
"memenose" here, this is my actual name not Alice Gonzaga. If you have any questions please address them at me using my full name in polite format and I will gladly provide any information you may need.
Regards,
>see above
Am I a grill? :3
>>57216269
>Get 3 girl name in a roll.
>>57216542
you have benis bruce!
I wish to become anime
>>57216523
Why does Flip girl have name Miriam Beasley?
>>57216399
>t.Sara Weaver
I can't post here, I feel uncomfortable being surrounded by girls.
>>57216675
>implyign there are actually girls here
>>57216675
but you are gril yourself
t. manly man (you can tell I manly cause of my name)
>>57216675
Anak di sini dawn, you'll be okay
onii-sama
>>57216462
I did this in Malaysia, using Champions club service
>>57214633
Who the fuck strolls around with a red pole.
>>57216233
it's harem time my friendo
>>57216774
subhanallah
I am a true Filipino
>>57216805
"pole"
Deal with it
>Queued for encoding
Guys, I want to eat
>>57216805
A worrywart pervert like me?
>>57216857
No you not, Nguyen.
>>57216857
>Nguyen
>>57216857
You are obviously Viet.
>>57216805
Only the Sun On Yee pok gai
>>57216894
says the real nguyen
>>57216857
>I am a true Filipino
>Nguyen
>>57216928
There's fighting in that game??
Shit mate, I was in it for the cock fights desu.
>12:51:27 pm - 317 videos in the queue / 231 videos being encoded
>Queued for encoding
I'm off to bath.
>>57216931
Nguyen Please, everyone know that i'm just a Berger.
>>57216991
your a retard
>>57216857
Yeah you are Viet expat
>>57216984
>bath
