What do women in your cunt say during sex?
No idea
"Please stop"
how the hell do i suppose to know that?
"baa"
I wouldn't know.
my left hand can't speak dumbfuck swede
"Oh yea put your muslim donguy dong cutty slong in my puss, oh yea so viril"
I assume
"you like seeing that big black cock pounding my pussy, huh? I bet you wish you were him right now, but you're not. you're so pathetic"
Girls in porn seem to like repeating
OH FUCK OH FUCK OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
"Am I going to cum already?"
"I want you."
"Fuck me like you're mad at my pussy."
"It feels so good!"
"You hit all the right spots."
>>57204094
Don't know..
And I will never know (._. )
>>57204170
lel
>>57204121
>>57204131
>>57204145
>>57204156
>>57204172
>>57204201
Jesus Christ. How is /int/ more beta than /r9k/? I didn't think that was possible?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDADAFASAFSFSACXZCASDSADFAS
*mouse noises*
every cunt declining birth rate.
>>57204094
"Allah ackbah ! Yeah mamadou cum on my face ! Ouiiiiiiiiiiii ! *breathe* I hope you recorded everything Jean-Michel"
Something like this
>>57204237
did it ever occur to you that people might be playing a cheeky jest on you by posting those beta virgin posts?
Zzzzzzzzzz
This thread is a normie bait and I almost got baited into writing the real thing.
I'll go with yhe right answer then:
"YAMETEEEEE"
>>57204237
Share your knowledge then.
I don't know because french girls scare me. I have experience with spanish and german girls though
>>57204277
>>57204094
>implying
>>57204318
Who is this thin handsome guy? I bet he has a lot of experience with women and could bring a valable addition to this thread
I'm not even sure women are real let alone that sex is a thing that actually happens.
>>57204276
>>57204349
I bet he had a lot of experience with Frau Merkel
>>57204170
Sugoi sempai desu!
>>57204406
Merkel's strap-on has known many presidents
"Whatever you do, don't wake me up"
btw the semen demon in OP's pic has a literal perfect face. Who is she?
>>57204276
Sure, a lot of people on /r9k/ are pretending to be beta virgins too.
A lot of people on /pol/ are pretending to be stormfags.
A lot of people on /a/ are pretending to be weeaboos.
A lot of people on /b/ are pretending to be retarded.
All things are true. Even false things.
FEGELEIN BRINGT MIR FEGELEIN
http://youtu.be/lB8IYfRkJYY
>>57204094
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>>57204391
Me too. I'm thinking it's all in my head.
I wouldn't know since being a virgin, but I'd assume it's rough , dirty and smelly, lots of grunting , "Ooh bazza , root me harder you cunt, oooh ohh oww aaaaahhrgghhh yeah right there, fuck me uhghhhhhghh ahhhhh fuckk"
>>57204739
>and smelly
what the fuck don't australian sluts bathe?
"I can't feel anything? Is it even in?"
>>57204759
All sex is smelly believe it or not. You're just too distracted by the fact your dick is in a girl to really notice the stench.
Sex smells gross
>>57204094
where do you think you are
YES YES AVENGE MY FATHER YES
Never had sex and I turn 28 this year
>>57204798
>Sex smells gross
i find the smell of sex very animalistic and makes me even harder
>>57204801
>>57204821
Just because *you* are a worthless piece of shit known as a virgin who can't complete a basic human function, doesn't mean we all are.
Jebi me bolan vruća sam.
>>57204852
normies out
>>57204094
I can't answer that question.
>>57204881
Oh fuck off, worthless scum. You should've been bullied harder.
>>57204094
Awww yeah, FUCK ME GAZZA! TEAR ME CUNT APART YOU CUNT! GET ROIGHT IN THERE! CRIKEY!
*various aboriginal slurs follow*
>>57204897
Mean
>>57204897
t.
>>57204927
>>57204928
Grow a pair, cunt.
>>57204897
Virgin with rage/10.
>>57204897
Why the hate so early in the morning?
>>57204946
It's hardly fair that you call others virgins. After all you, you like where you get fucked 7 different ways before you even leave the house.
>>57204952
Virgins deserve all the hate they get. They can't even do something as simple as getting laid and then bitch about it and pretend it's not their fault boohoo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ucx2uqnufe
>>57204982
*you live where
>>57204982
>that self hate
>>57204136
Good post
>>57204990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GwJnD0kZSC
>>57204982
m8 if you want a comeback, go scrape my load off your mothers face.
>>57205033
How'd you get her ashes?
>>57204798
it's a thick kinda musky smell that you can't really notice unless you go outside for fresh air and walk back into the room but if it outright SINKS your girl is unhygienic
"Aaaah, das ist das falsche Loch."
Sex is gay
>>57205020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AMErGBFvFZ
>>57205102
>>57204094
suka blyat
>>57205140
it's more of a "OYY OYY YOOOOO" it's annoying as shit 2bh
>>57205102
>>57205020
>>57204990
JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>57204094
My wife is a quiet one, she just says stuff like ''mmm'' and ''ay''
>>57204897
t. chadberto barbosa
>UH....it's so good
This sucks hun, how is it "so good?"
>>57204897
wow that hurts
>>57204094
British people don't have sex with other people.
>>57205379
Is it so good that you broke my penis off? Or you just like it enough that you leave? I'm a forest ranger and if you aren't fucking then go away.
>>57205405
I forgot, they fuck pigs.
They say
"a e i o u; ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli"
There is no small talk during sex in Finland and I'm glad.
>>57205456
Hai, hai - and sheep, cows and all sorts of large livestock.
>>57205405
having phone sex with a brit is quite possibly the most unsexy thing ever
I have no idea.
I ask her to tell me that she loves me. All she does is moan.
Maybe we are having sex for different reasons.
most women don't really speak much during sex, just moan. they might say "i'm coming" or "i'm going to come" - where i live, it's "je jouis". sadly i never fucked a french-speaker my entire life, one of my regrets... it's by far the sexiest language.
Please mister I just wanna go home to my mama.
I don't think I've ever heard them say anything coherent
>>57204124
underrated
"Communis will rise again"
>>57204094
O kurwa
>>57207967
>women cumming in German
I would feel defensive, it would sound like being yelled at
just fuck my shit up
shut it down oy vEY
Have fun with the future alimony
>>57204094
>before sex
"Stick me"
>during sex
"Fair dinkum"
>after sex
"Do you think Steve Irwin actually died? Or did he just flee to Argentina? "
>Irish dirty talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZytg_Xxf6o
>>57204094
DA DA DA
>>57208554
>"Do you think Steve Irwin actually died? Or did he just flee to Argentina? "
"rape!"
Something like this.
>>57204094
"Aaaah oppresseur machiste je réclame plus de droits aaaah !"
Literally this, thanks Ukraine for exporting femen bitches
>>57208697
>Sign in to confirm your age
>>57204237
No we're just memeing, we've got a totally healthy sex-lives. Right guys? Right?!
>>57204237
We're on 4chan bro, we're all beta cuck, don't forget that
>>57204094
How would I know?
>>57204094
Wish I knew
>>57204237
4chan is /r9k/
>>57204170
winner
kyaaa!
kimochiii~
yamete
dame dame!
>>57204094
i have no idea, but it's funny to talk to my right hand sometimes
>>57204124
heh
>>57204798
>smells gross
Low testosterone confirmed.
>>57204094
"OH!"
The same verbal abuse they spout out of bed
>>57209051
jejejej
> дaвaй, нy жe , oн мнe нpaвитcя
This is what the Russian prostitute I lost my virginity to said ))))))
>>57204798
wow, bretty pitiful statement m8. sex funk is the absolute best
>>57204245
>*Dying mouse noises*
Ftfy
>>57221530
lier
>>57204094
"Daddy! Yes"
"Urgh rub my clit"
"I love it when you go deep"
" hold on, my boyfriend just texted me"
>O ja, daj me, fukaj me, še, še!
etc.
>>57204124
my sides
Something in Chinese
>>57204094
"That is all you have?"
>>57204798
>Sex smells gross
it is? what does it smell like? dick? pussy? or something between?
I've only ever had sex with a Brazilian and she moaned a lot and would softy say "Oi"
>>57204798
Knowing that the reason it smells in because you're both getting sweaty and worked up for each other just makes it even better. You don't notice or care about smells unless it's an actual bad smell, like someone doesn't shower, or rotten pussy
>>57222626
That is qt.
Oi is our "ouch".
>>57222728
Holy shit I know a girl named Pauline and she is SAVAGE
>>57223002
BIG
>>57223056
YOU
du gillar att se den stora svarta kuk tjat min fitta , va ? Jag slår vad om du önskar att du var honom just nu , men du är inte . du är så patetisk
>>57204094
Mmm Ahmed you're so much better than my husband Ivan with his tiny dick.
>>57204821
Iktf bro :( Is it as frustrating for you as for me?
>>57223728
>be on the special forces
>dint get laid yet
Arent you guys to be battle hardened already?
How can you dont have fear to be shot, but have to talk with women?
t. wizard that is about to be 31 this year and still no way to get pussy.
>tak, mhm, kurwa
>>57224384
Your girl calls you a whore in bed? L.E.W.D.
My gf usually tells me stuff like:
>Ay si amor, no pares por favor.
Oh yes my love, dont stop please.
>No pares! mas duro!
Dont stop! harder!
>Acaba en mis senos
>Cum on my tits
and stuff like that.
>>57224438
She only speaks Polish when we're going at it. And kurwa is her goto word for fuck or shit.
>>57204124
>in broken english with nigerian accent
ok I take money now
>AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII CARALHOOOOOO METE METE NO MEU CUZINHO METE HMMMMM
something like that
>>57204124
>>57204124
Is toothpaste land is accepting immigrants too?
>>57224579
>>57204136
KEK
>>57204801
The normie part of 4chan?
