Ask a Dutch person anything
>>57191100
Is this place still open in Amsterdam?
Do you own wood shoes?
Why is Dutch actually a form of North German
Krijg kanker vuile kankerlijer
>>57191100
>anything
give me euros
Sure is, and yes I do, but no one uses those accept for parties or something.
>>57191176
Where did you get that idea? Those languages are completely different
>>57191207
You replying to my post?
>>57191140
Do you live in Amsterdam?
>>57191207
I occasionally wear them when I go outside for a small errand, like chopping up firewood.
>>57191179
>Anonymous
Tieft een eind op tyfushoer
>>57191258
It's remarkably close to Low Saxon dialects, I suspect the Dutch should rule Northern Germany,
Do you love me
>>57191207
>>57191279
Post pics, I want to see them after they have been used.
>>57191333
Yes :3
>>57191349
It's midnight here, not getting out of bed
>>57191279
Where the hell do you live?
What's your equivalent to a chav?
How white is your country?
Will the Netherlands ever be relevant ever again?
Do you have rural areas?
>>57191318
ey wat jong vuile kkr leyer ik maak je kkr moeder kapot haha kkrmongool
>>57191266
I was, and I don't live there. Wouldn't want to, its one of the worst cities we have over here
>>57191571
I have only been there, and Eindhoven, that was nice.
>>57191100
Do you find dutch a polish language of the west?
>>57191529
They are called 'gabbers' here
50/50, lot of middle eastern people over here
No, it will not
And: Yes, pretty big part is rural, even urban cities usually have a bit of a countryside
what did u guys eat today
>>57191100
Will people shun me if I move there? What is the most in demand trade in Amsterdam/ijmuiden?
>>57191512
Soest, Utrecht.
Het is ook weer niet zo dat ik op mn klompen naar de winkel ga ofzo, alleen als ik iets in of vlakbij de tuin doe draag ik wel eens klompen.
>>57191639
Eindhoven us great :D
>>57191819
Vindt je dat niet veel kutter zitten Dan gewoon laarzen?
>>57191810
Additionally why are people in your general so uninviting
>>57191820
Yes, I really liked it.
I went with a friend to a vacuum place, something _______ a le carte....?
and I went to the Light Festival, I think that's what it was.
>>57191810
Americans are not very popular over here, but that's for Dutch standards, no one really cares where you come from as long as you act normally. What do you mean by demand trade?
c'mon OP you said ask anything >>57191183
>>57191992
As in what jobs there are easy to get/require the most people? Talking about stuff like welding, labor jobs
>>57191910
Because over hear it's more polite to not bother each other
+Less fights
-Less friends
>>57192068
Ahhh, We could use some more teachers. Especially German. Otherwise something in the programmingfield. Politics will get you far as well.
>>57192029
Answer is no ;D
>>57192075
Ah, that explains a lot. Thank you for your answers.
>>57192182
No problem mate. People over here are uninviting fore sure, but that doesn't mean they don't like you. They just expect you to make the first move.
>>57192182
I have been to the Netherlands over 50 times, and never really met a Dutch person,
I think there must be something wrong with them, Germans are 1000X times more friendly.
>>57192264
It's important to know people around here I suppose. If you don't know where to find them its really hard to get to know new people I imagine.
>>57192410
Find who?
I have been there many times, you fuckers are weird, Germans were super friendly, you people are cold as fuck.
>>57192590
Yup, but we're also more honest
>>57192590
quit being a little bitch then
>>57191100
How are you doing? Are you ok??
>>57191100
What do you think of this guy?
>>57192676
How would I know this?
You fuckers don't talk.
>>57192677
>Arabier
What?
Are you the one that pulled a gun on me?
>>57191992
Fuck off kankershit
>>57192821
Pulled my dick on you
>>57192864
If that was you, I threw into a canal in February and probably died.
>>57192677
Fuck off back to the UAE
>>57191100
Why don't Americans celebrate easter?
>>57192904
I reckon you didn't die because back in February because you're being a whiny little weasel right now
>>57192904
Turks are known for roach-like resilience.
>>57192706
I'm not sure. I haven't heard from him in a while. He used to be the trump of our country few years ago.
>>57192980
Whining about what?
>>57193005
I only had to deal with those in Germany.
>>57193011
>used to be
Seen the polls senpai?
Soon to be*
>>57193031
Fact that literally nobody liked you in your many visits
>>57192688
I'm ok. Should probably sleep. Because it's 1:35 over here
>>57193057
I'm talking about the guy in our country, he's still in politics.
>>57193074
Germans did (along with the other 25+ countries I have been to), the Dutch did not.
The Dutch are the odd ones out.
And nobody likes arabs.
>>57193105
Weak desu
Favorite band?
>>57192980
Waar komt al deze haat vandaan?
>>57191100
What's your height? Are you cute? Why are Dutch men so attractive?
>>57193155
No. Geert's party is at 30% in the polls. That's 10% more than anyone else.
>>57193181
Pink Floyd, howbout u?
>>57193166
The fact that you were able to make friends with germans but not dutch probably means you're autistic as hell
>>57193210
Why are you so gay ??
>>57193192
He is mudslime.
>>57193233
No, they were, proven by the fact that I have made friends all over the world.
>>57193216
Hahaha, its embarrassing that you know more about that stuff than me. But in Dutch culture most people couldn't care less about politics, so what I mean is that he hasn't really been in any scandals lately.
>>57193210
I ain't tall, and I wouldn't know because I live with them all day. And I know a lot of ugly fuckers
>>57193288
Sure, "friends". Dutch people just are upfront and honest. People from other countries are much more likely to just be polite and pretend to like you.
>>57193233
>on /int/
>>57193226
Interesting choice. I'm only into a few of their songs. My friend played them a lot and they were very 70's.
Me?
There's a band called Thrice from Anaheim (well Long Beach), California.
Their artistic change, and ability to only get better and to never half-ass an album, have made me a lifelong fan.
They just came back after a 4 year hiatus. =]
>>57193390
Can't say that about Pink Floyd, who produced nearly nothing but shit after the Wall, but The Dark Side compensates it.
>>57193380
>Dutch people just are upfront and honest
Does this mean that they tell you to go home every day?
>>57193296
Ahhh.
The reason I know is because I'm a long-term /int/ user and he's a fun meme politician.
He's part Indonesian btw.
For our presidential election we get three choices right now.
Socialist old white dude
Semi-crazy populist from New York
Warhawk, scandal ridden, cuckold "woman"
>>57193475
Means that they'll tell an annoying yank to jog on
>>57193266
Because I love you <3
>>57193375
Thanks mate, just wanted to see if the stereotypes are bs
>>57193442
Some bands are hit and miss. I can't comment on pink Floyd yet.
But I do love Oasis. 1994-2000 was honestly a great time to listen to British rock.
It felt like the missing link between the 2000's rock music and 1970's rock music.
>>57193499
>annoying yank
I can only imagine what they call you.
How does it feel to live where you are hated and unwanted?
>>57193484
That's fun hahaha
I know the basics of the USA elections yes, Dutch news shows more about your politics then it's own around electiontime
>>57193537
Dutch are tall. They are generally very well fed and exercise so they are generally healthy.
So yeah the stereotypes are accurate. They are also colder, but in a honest way.
>>57191100
do you think your Flemish brethren should declare independence and join you?
>>57193569
>yet I was still able to make more friends than you
fuck, you must be really fucked
>>57191258
everyone says portuguese is just filthy spanish too
>>57193557
Sorry, I'm don't know that much about music, I only know about the most famous stuff from the 60/70/80's, and some really obscure shit, but that's just by accident.
>>57193585
Hahaha that's so stupid. It's such a media circus out here.
Can you believe the election coverage has been nonstop since MARCH 2015!!!?!?!?
We really need campaign contribution limits and the campaign to only last 4 or 5 months.
Oh, and, even though I'm conservative.... The old socialist dude is actually the best candidate. He's also the most consistent and honest.
Too bad minorities vote in hordes for Hillary just because she's an "underepresented" female.
>>57193632
Only if they dump all their refugees in Wallonia.
>>57193721
wallonia could simply just go to france
>>57193632
Nah, they're way too French
>>57193688
No problem. Music in America since 1995 has been pretty fucking consumerized. Generic pop shit.
Like 4chan, you have to dig through the shit to find a gem.
Watch/read Chinese cartoons?
>>57193736
We get the best Belgium while shithole France gets the shit Belgium. I'm all for it.
>>57193721
i thought that was implied
flanders to nederlands and wallonian niggers to france :^)
>>57193786
they would probably rub on your faces about tintin
Why Nederlands do not celebrate easter?
>>57193786
>wanting anything from a noncountry
>>57193823
Tintin sucks balls, anyway. Although all Belgian comics suck ass.
>>57193855
Haram
Why do Russians not celebrate life?
>>57193861
tru desu
>>57193635
They hate you, you are just too stupid to realize this.
No real Dutch wants people like you in their country.
>>57193861
>dutch "comics"
>>57193855
We totally do (I'm the guy who started the thread, I'll call myself Bart for now)
>>57193931
>t. mister "why didn't the dutch like me ;_;"
lmao
>>57193977
>An arab thinking anyone likes him
I didn't realize it was already Easter Fools Day
>>57193977
The day of the rope is coming for you, live your last days as best as you can.
>>57191529
Moroccans
30% in cities, 90% outside
No
Yes, more than half the population is concentrated in the west.
>>57193977
You the worst
>tfw the Flemish dialect makes Dutch sound so much better tbqh fampai
>>57194077
Are you a kaffir?
>>57194077
>more than half the population is concentrated below sea-level
that's really smart actually. once global warming hits harder and the sea levels rise, the whole muslim population and its enablers die
that's awesome actually
>>57194166
Don't expect the Dutch levee's to break so easily. We haven't had a leak since the 60's
>>57194120
Who the fuck is that?
>>57194237
wouldn't it be a tragedy if you had now! hehe.
>>57193613
Can partly confirm, my Dutch friend is cold but honest, something I appreciate about him and he looks like an attractive western Euro guy 2bh but he's a bit short for a Dutchman.
>>57194305
party leader of Vlaams Belang, Tom van Grieken
really great guy desu senpai, trying to do some good for his people and country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEy7kcntmfI
>>57194388
Just in case, what di Germans consider tall?
>>57194458
You really are interested in foreign politics aren't you xD
>>57194550
Poli Sci Major so yeah :^(
US politics can only entertain one for so long
>>57191100
Haak de inguur volden gorten boork de bork?
>>57194615
Is that supposed to be Dutch?
>>57194654
Did I stutter?
>>57194728
you can't stutter with a text you autistic manchild
jesus christ
>>57194728
Thats not dutch m80
>>57194479
180+
>>57194728
Three of those words are actually Dutch.
>>57194787
Answer the question clogboy
>>57194811
About the same I think. I'm 170 and considered short
>>57194615
Haak= hook
De = the
Gorten = pieces (But only if you use it like: Blown to pieces)
>>57195077
Interesting, I'm surprised I got even one.
>>57195141
Congratz
>>57191100
have you fed your dog?
>>57191100
why do you have to have something in your mouth whenever you speak?
>>57191100
Is it possible to snag a dutch QT on vacation?
>>57191100
how much do you smoke weed a day?
