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Seriously? edition
>>57185934
Make that late night edition
im gay
haha april fools
>>57185934
Make that good night, sleep tight, don't let the Russians bite edition.
ANIBE
>>57185905
Es neesmu saticis nevienu latvieti, kas nemāk angļu valodu.
Tāpat, ja nemāk angļu, tad nenāktu uz fōr čanu.
Who has been to lajų takas ?
>>57186088
Nu UK jau nu noteikti, bet šeit diezgan daudzi nesaprot, kādas iespējas paveras, ja zini vairāk par vienu valodu.
>>57186167
>he fell for lajų takas meme
anime ir suds
april april
>>57185934
SCANDINAVIA IS BALTIC
Remember when /balt/ was the real thing? Only the bicycle guy can remember it (yes, you). The rest can fuck off.
are latvians just lithuanians in denial?
>>57186400
Everything you love dies, get used to it
>>57186400
>no octobers for you
Was that meant as the russian civil war?
>>57186232
is it shit?
>>57185934
posting in a /balt/ only thread
"Lithuanians" are Latvians in denial.
>>57186051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LeAQELFk3J
>>57186527
I concur.
>>57186449
I love it, it reminds me of the functions of the multiverse I live in. The best thing about it is when they don't realize what i'm up to.
>>57186455
If you didn't crash your bike, you are meaningless.
>>57186527
Azikho
>>57186498
Foreigners, leave
Serious dicsuss arouse me.
Where is that lithuanian who wanted to draw the baltics slaying the EU?
>>57186400
>the bicycle guy
literally who?
>>57186664
How about discus about how Russia should be talking to Dagestan instead of the Baltics?
>>57186664
Return Baltic land.
>>57186527
You almost sounded like Aussie, lad. Almost.
>>57186632
i will lurk
Teti man ir bebis
april april
hahahaha
>>57186712
It means you don't know who we are nor what we do. If the particular individual makes a request, I will mobilize an army behind him.
>>57186719
Why should I talking to Dagestan? Where do you see any Dagestanian flag on this site?
>>57186664
me too
>>57186787
"Teet, es domaaju par dzimuma mainju"
"april april"
>>57186787
>>57186964
Tēti, man ir draudzene.
april april
>>57186964
Es jau zināju ka tu esi kāds auglis
>>57186964
"teti man viss ok"
"april april!"
"Tēti, tu esi dzīvs!"
"april, april"
Haha
>>57186927
Let's have some serious discuss like in good old times.
I'll start:
Estonia is shit, discuss.
Russia is shit, discuss.
pizdec
mazā māsa, negribi aiziet uz teātri?
april april! tu nemaz neesi īsta!
>>57187113
Russia made it shit
Does it mean russia is the biggest shit?
discuss
>>57186926
You should be talking to Dagestan, Chechnya, Ingushetia, Siberia, etc. Do you think we give a a single crap about your little Tatarstan shitholes? If we ruled Russia, you would have an Autobahn from Petersburg to Magadan,.
>>57187148
how many satellites you launched latvia?
>>57187180
Šis padarīja to visu vērtu.
caw gribi but kopa??
ne plds tu fujj
haha april april!
>>57187272
How many have you?
>>57187148
Latvia has 1 tank, discuss.
>>57187272
Estonia has launched at least two
>>57187241
wow rude, you're actually our provinces in deniel.
>>57187312
http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/gadgets/60372738/kiwi-rocket-company-ready-to-blast-off
poo peeland can into space
>/balt/ thread
>no Finland
What is happening?
>>57187551
/mammi/?..
>>57187435
Yeah, and Pootin has 0 control. Your little 150cm KGB guys like Pootin and the Mongol Shoigu invade us, they will deal with the entire Western world. Fuck off, eat up your Dagis until you can have a proper state.
>>57187707
And why would Russia invade a shithole like Estonia?
>>57187931
Because muh empire and evil nazis
>>57187931
>t. Russian minority
>>57187931
Speaking of shitholes, the Russian average salary is below the Estonian minimum. Russia is a country like Nigeria, only it has nukes to seem important under a KGB leadership which we know very well about since we fucking lived it.
>eestis getting buttblasted
youd think theyd like that
being gay and all
>>57188195
>tfw common wealth
>>57188195
Ooh, fascist gays. What a surprise, maybe it will be surprise when we shoot a Javelin at your tanks and kill a crew of 5 in an Armata in a second. Burning Russian flesh always sounds nice.
>>57188331
PS, Russian women are excluded, we know they want our dicks inside them because we dont beat them up.
>>57188154
Our economy is so fucked atm that we will be i the same tier as Russia soon anyway, might as-well be ruled by them then at least they don't let faggots walk free on the streets
>cant filter flags on clover
>>57187707
oh those wet Estonian dreams that someone wil invade you. Your own people will make revolution and come back to Russia after they will get tired of al that "Refugees welcome" crap.
>>57187931
Ethnic russian usually have power fantasy, that soviet russia still exist and papa Putin will save them from evil baltic nazis/fascist.
>be russian in Estonia
>get hivs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX6kn9_U8qk
let's isten to the comfy rain
>>57187551
I'm the Finn who hates Lithuanians, hello.
>>57188331
literally a flea barking at the dog
>>57188488
more like
>bang Estonian
>get HIIV
>>57188388
I'm grill, remember?
>>57188654
HIV is a meme sickness these days, you can still live like a normal ppl when you have it
>>57188412
You can literally walk into Pskov oblast and Ivangorod to see the difference about how we live.
>>57188445
It's a fun idea until you realize we see you as a third world shithole, and always have, even when we were supposed to invade West Germany together. Because you do not know how to live properly. especially with KGB running your country now, is that a joke? Any KGB guy we told to fuck off, and all their relatives are fucked, Russia just couldn't develop in a way to tell the Stalinists to fuck off. Russians are the closest people to us, we love you in a way just because we know who you really are but fuck your KGB/SVR/FSB shit.
>>57188488
>be Russian
>trade STDs with friends
>>57188589
Hello
>>57188654
HIV is the only positive thing in Estonia :DDD
>>57188767
I know you're a grill but you also know we treat you with utmost respect and would never raise an arm.
>>57188767
where are the proof?
wow so many You's, feels like my personal blog.
>only good Lithuanian ever
>dies
happened in Sweden ofc
>>57189206
>protect swedish girls
>get stabbed
thanks sweden
>>57189265
Best part is that the killer is as free as a bird
>>57189206
Baltic knight= baltais bruniņieks
>>57189553
Baltas riteris
What? Are Kurds nordic on this map?
wtf
>>57185934
>>57189877
kurds are white
Wait, where are the bantz?
>>57190666
I am here, lord Satan
why are we /balt/ again?
>>57190769
make another with ausnz, see how much OP cares about abos
What do you think about reform party? What's the program of Reform party toward immigrants?
>>57190769
Do you see any Southeners here? Those faggots can't be trusted to keep the thread alive.
>>57191046
Reformierakond? They are Brussels lap dogs who only care about filling their pockets with money
>>57191138
>complaining about us not keeping the thread alive when its a /balt/ only thread
haha Pizdonia, let's send email to Madison and call him fashist
[email protected]
>>57191600
you fucked the thread yesterday, now i need to take the night-shift and not let such embarrassment again
>>57191713
He is a narcissist so it will have no effect
>>57191713
ask him if EKRE will make anime real
>>57189877
The map is shit, look at Finland and the purple in it lmao.
>>57191971
>tumblr
did me some paint, what you think?
>>57191971
>tfw coast of Latvia isn't yellow
>>57192092
Narva is one of the safest cites in Estonia, should have used Tartu
>>57192191
You have obviously never been to Narva. Yes, girls might love you but uh
>>57192191
yeah, kurt also liked to wear woolen sweaters
>>57192025
Lmao I just got it from Google.
>>57192311
Lived 3 years in Narva and had no problems there
>>57192450
are you positive on that?
>>57192450
Well then I know why but it's our Detroit desu
>>57192532
ayy
>>57192602
Well yeah i saw a lot of unorthodox stuff while i was living there but it felt like any other city here
>>57191728
This. Remember to only trust Balts
>>57192738
hello
:P
So which place is better: Narva or Tartu?
>>57193561
>Tartu
>>57193673
are you from tartu?
>>57193695
no, tallinn
>>57193695
and which oblast are you from?
>>57193859
Siberia. wanna cum?
>>57188445
kek if you really believe that
>>57194489
a lot of quality cum was left there, maybe the locals are even tolerable
Easter?
>>57194784
Yes, bones of your ancestors were buried here, maybe you want to visit they graves and show some respect to them?
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>>57188654
You do know the high HIV rate in Estonia is mostly caused by russians right?
"Ida-Virumaa, a Russia-bordering county with 90% Russian-speakers, have over half of all HIV cases in Estonia, despite making up just 11% of country's population."
>>57194842
i'm sure the local enriched children will do it out of respect to their superiors
>>57195010
You don't have that much Russians to provide such high rates.
>>57195055
That' rude to deny my invite.
>>57194836
morning, was waiting for you whole night, lad.
What a gay fucking thread, there is hardly any smug anime girl images and everyone is talking in some sort of baguette speak
I'm here for the party
I was invited by a Russian
You fools, this isn't even my final form-2016
..
Who else here /assassin/?
WAKE UP
..
heres the april fools joke....wait for it.....(you)
>>57185934
That pseudoscience 19th century map
Awooooo
>>57185934
Damn Sweden's bigger than I thought, they really did cuck the other scandis lol
Where all my negroes at?
>>57197009
I got you F@m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYuSRTDOa8c&ebc=ANyPxKox4KTwBKEeSMjR78ybo97NdaLUJBqK2yX-BmJW6WvdBZmGSPB0CiHGzRBMSuQPa_tkBVgYhnp8qOCd65hIgieWHn4oAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU
Why are nipps so talented
>>57198554
they are genius artist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxhZksohYmc
>>57198615
What.....the///??.... FUCK i love japan now
pingas
btw there is nothing wrong with a straight man being fucked by his girlfriends large veiny fake penis
how do you lads pronounce "wew"?
I say woo
>still virgin
>still no gf
>>57199137
having a shaft enter your ass is gay
>>57199256
Wyoo
>>57199426
loving, desiring and wanting to be with men is gay. If you just want a cheeky pinky only from a girl I'd argue you're not gay and you're just looking for any pleasure you can find
>do prank
>say april fools
>???
>profit
Random Fact Guy is here
Female kangaroos can determine the sex of their offspring.
Goodbye
>>57199256
"viu"
Test
Listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw0fhyyXIhI
>>57201410
Listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVWT_MJ6ku4
To all Baltics and Australians.
I know a secret.
A deep dark secret.
The Emus are coming for me, but before I die I must tell you what I know.
The world is not what it seems.
Anime is not the peaceful, friendly, cute cartoon you think it is.
Anime is actually a communist conspiracy created by the Russians and the Japanese alongside the Emus.
They plan to get the world addicted to anime so they can use it to control and take over the world.
There are subliminal messages in anime that make you neglect your dogs, because once the Japanese have invaded your country they can't have their soldiers being distracted by them as food.
If you want to stop communism from ruling the world please, PLEASE feed your dogs.
Thank you!
>>57202267
Good song,
>>57202287
t.commie
>>57202326
Wrong i meant to reply to>>57201520
But no you're the commie
>Assignment due in one week
>still havent spoken with partner
>>57202521
Thanks, if you're interested also check out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V01k-GlQr1k and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-4ZTA9TUos by the same person and pretty good imo
>>57202596
>group assignment due today
>uploaded it all yesterday
>forgot to check one of the boxes
>mfw an email from tutor notifying us it wasn't in all the proper places yet saved my ass
>>57202857
Fuck, I get really anal when handing my work in, one mistake and "too late, you've passed the submitting period"
>>57202599
What genre is this, sounds sweet
>>57203141
www.last.fm/music/The+Cancel
>>57203141
I found him on Bandcamp and his discography was like $12 AUD or something, for like 8 albums; such good value. He started just making hip-hop esc instrumentals and kind of evolved into this amazing jazz crossed with hip-hop instrumental sound, so maybe jazz-hop idk
balts literally means white
if i get my estonian citizenship and passport should i do military service for the bantz?
Anon, you are a pretty normal guy. How come you don't have a gf?
>>57203690
highest fair skinned hair, comes from the baltics and scandinavia so yeah thats mighty white of you
>ready to get drunk after a week of work
>gets headache
>>57203792
Yes. Military service is quite awesome actually.
>>57203851
Hope this is a meme
I have auburn coloured hair.
Ask me anything
>>57204017
>auburn
m8 ur a ranga
>tfw the headache hurts the back of your eye and head
>>57204017
me too
>>57204017
ranga cunt
>>57204045
>>57204127
it's like high school all over again :^[
>>57204078
good good. How do you find it with the ladies?
>>57203990
No. It was like a nice camping trip with guns n shit.
But the best thing in there was banter and jokes. Even officers did it. And it was glorious. Our banter was so good that a fat fanta addict autist from another squad always went full apeshit because of it.
Another god thing was running around in the forest and shooting each other with blanks. There were judeges in there, who would look the battle and when someone was too careless, they went to him and said "u got shot, m8".
Sure, there was a lot of physical exercise. But you get used to it very quickly.
I dunno, maybe it's just not your cup of tea. But I liked it. 10/10 would go back if I could.
t. Kuperjanov infantry battalion
>>57204199
I'm kidding m8 one of the hottest girls I know is ranga
>>57203851
>>57204209
fuck mate you're really selling me on this
>>57204060
Take a quick nap, m8. You'll feel better after that.
>>57204269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EB_rkmmAuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj8-jbiEQ7Q
>>57204199
Ginger hair is fine, just make sure you style it right and you'll be fine
>>57204209
Could be cool, would make some mates for life I guess. But yeah don't think it would be my cup of tea. Any larger risk of being in gun fire just seems like a big risk to me - each to their own though
>>57204285
Just ate, hope i don't vomit desu
>>57204380
all i gotta do is properly learn the language i guess
>>57204733
It's not that important. We had Russians in our company, who barely spoke Estonian. And after the conscription they had no problem speaking it.
My new sleeping schedule is waking up at 8, no more than 8. Thoughts
>>57205054
Yeah, it does wonders for Russians, i had 4 in my company who did not speak Estonian at all, they tried to make their Russian circle jerk but the officers quickly disbanded it.
They all spoke very good Estonian at the end of the service
really don't want to work tomorrow
Šituos ginklus naudojo Tarpukario Lietuvos armija?
>>57205054
>>57205329
This is probably the main reason I want to go to a Latvian uni or join the army. I have almost no Latvian friends and I barely speak Latvian today even though I was pretty good at it in school.
>>57204209
I hope I will get excused by the medical commission
t. autist
>>57205884
I did. I'm glad too, I sperg out pretty bad if I have to be around people for a while.
>>57189363
but he had to spend like 2 weeks in some socialization center
>>57205345
I just finished work today with a cold, I hated each and every second, boss kept asking why I looked mad
>>57205884
I can't poo when there's somebody else nearby, is that something they would consider?
>>57205943
Just finished work too, left early, enjoying my two and a half days of freedom.
>payday is STILL a week away
Rī
>>57205948
We had a guy like that, who could not shit in the woods, they just gave him some medication and it was good
>>57206122
Oh I can poo anywhere as long as I'm completely alone. I guess if I take laxatives I'll shit myself even in front of a crowd, though.
>getting money from the government for studying
>not spending it because I haven't been going out and I still live at home
What do I do with 1.5G + the rest of the money that I'll get and don't spend?
>>57206155
invest
Boypucci??? Why does this word even exist
What do you /balt/ guys have in common?
t. Clueless American
>>57206197
In shares?
>>57206101
I feel dead this week
>>57206292
you're not /balt/ brah
>>57206317
Check your privilege, scum.
>when an american misnations you
>>57206317
>australia not /balt/
ahahahahahahahhaha look at this guy
>>57206350
>>57206388
wtf is going on?
Is there some secret pact that i don't know about?
>>57206276
in me.
You'll get solid returns dw
Went out and the clouds are an orange fiery colour, makes it look like two dragons flying .
/blog
>>57206417
have you fed the dog yet?
>>57206506
I don't have any pets.
>>57206417
>Australia
>not Baltic
???
>>57206529
ok I'm not that dumb
>>57206428
>investing aud into nzd
>>57206558
wikipedia is not a reliable source
>>57206558
It's just your Great Filter of America feeding you the "approved" information. I bet you still think the Earth is round over there.
>>57206517
What a monster
>>57206581
>>57206588
I want this shitposting to stop!!!!!!!!!!
Just answer
>>57206260 please!
>>57186477
It's boring, like every single nature "attraction" in Lithuania.
>>57206639
foreigner leave
>>57206639
ur mum
>>57206634
I don't understand you.
>>57206666
nice digits, thanks for posting
>>57206155
I literally started paying off my student loan with it
There's a lot of cops at the station now all of a sudden, did I miss out on something
>>57206729
All student debt is on HECS so no interest and only starts coming out in small amounts when I start earning over a certain threshold per year. Planning to pay them off as soon as I land my first full time job (after hopeful completion of degree)
>>57206699
>69
>69
czech'd
>>57206867
>no interest and only starts coming out in small amounts when I start earning over a certain threshold per year
same here, thats why I said invest. you're gaining money from an interest free loan. no point in paying it off early
We used to have a discount on the loan amount if you paid off quicker than a certain amount per year but they scrapped that so there is no incentive to pay more than the minimum they take out of your wage anyway
Finland is the leader of Baltics and British colonies are hereby eternally banned from /balt/. We will make /balt/ great again, my small friends.
>>57206942
Yeah exactly my point, no point to paying it off early. Never invested before so I'll have to give it a shit load of research and what not but hopefully I can make some $$$
>>57194734
what is that? it's so cute
>be me at uni
>spend all day just doing my assignment
>half way through take a break and message my dealer on the computer
>ask him for the usual
>finish up and leave
>forget my usb so go back
>see student leader there and she asks if you're looking for a usb
>I go yeah
>says it's in the lost and found in the coordinators office
>turns out I didn't completely log out and they saw all the messages and pics
>says they'll let me off with a warning
Honestly dodged a bullet today
>>57207107
she wants to fuck
>>57207107
For the love of god message your dealer on your phone and not on University computers, you only have yourself to blame
>>57207107
DUDE MUSHROOMS LMAO
GONNA GET BLAZED AND BAKED XDDD
>>57207107
>message my dealer on the computer
>not even trying to avoid leaving a trail
>>57207107
delete your pic
highly offensive to me
>>57207107
delet this
shane warne was an baltic hero
>>57207107
How ca you be so stupid? It's fucking amazing that you are now posting this here and leaving another trace of your illegal activities.
But you are the offspring of sub-human criminals so it should not be surprising.
>>57207200
>>57207220
>>57207243
>>57207272
>>57207310
>>57207348
>>57207364
HAHAHAHHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHHHAHABAAAAAERGHH&H APRIL FOOLS, DONT YOU LOOK FOOLISH ANON, NONE OF THAT HAPPENED I WAS IN MY ROOM ONLINE ALL DAY LOL
>>57207427
good try
>>57207427
lmoa rused
amril fools everybody lol
>>57207427
>police show up at your house
>ITS JUST A PRANK HAHA APRIL FOOLS
>>57207478
lol they rotated indonesia's flag for april fools
>>57207427
you won this time, frogposter
>>57207537
croikey mate banter mate steve irwin the absolute madogger croikey
>>57207750
>bing
>>57207750
blimey mate throw a shrimp on the barbie croikey
i have to go stack shelves for three hours now
pls send help
>>57207827
Coles?
>>57207860
IGA
>>57207827
ok I'll come and help
>>57207935
estonians are the most friendly balt
>>57205672
ree russian leave
or learn latvian better
>>57208013
With so much shit going on at such a poor camera angle, I'm not really sure what's going on; but it seems very wrong.
>>57207985
Would you talk to me on Skype?
>>57208248
Join Zemessardze, there are alot of friendly people there.
You'll be able to brush up on your Latvian skills there.
>>57205419
>Outdate'inti vokiški ginklai
Greičiausiai kad jo
Hello!
>>57207935
Thank you lovely Estonia, in exchange I will grant you 6 month working Visa and a chance at permanent residency if you so desire
>>57207933
What's got you down, did you have a friend named Cole
>>57208013
what the fuck Australia
>April 1st, 2016
>still no gf
Is this how you imagined life would be?
>>57208363
Hi, anime!
>>57208501
>using the smiley with the caret nose
>>57208457
Poast on kikebook to traumatise the normies
http://www.delfi.lt/news/daily/world/skandalas-austrijoje-ugdymo-istaigose-tiksinti-bomba.d?id=70844052
>>57185934
Why are Kurds Nordic and Turks not
>>57187216
Russia is nurgle
>>57208013
Ayy lmao
>>57208433
Yes
>>57208769
rabitfucker
>>57208327
>outdated
Not like anyone was using anything better.
>>57208250
Her head is square as fuck
>>57208906
Mongolian genes
>>57208818
Fucking rude >:^(
>>57208739
Did he die , or is he distant
>>57208946
That's a qute rabbit , but I ain't a furry
>Gediminas' tower is falling
>>57208952
He died
>>57209041
Let me guess.
Suicide?
>>57209041
Feels bad eh, was it a childhood friend I lost a childhood friend (cousin) years ago
>>57199886
Nice one Stayabby
What did he mean by this?
wtf I hate Germans now!
>>57209347
dont worry everybody hates australians
>>57209366
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING WHORE
>>57209366
What's wrong with us?
>>57209366
this
>>57209366
That Easter guy , what's his plan
someone make a new thread desu
Crashing this thread
>>57209574
Easter?
>>57209743
>>57209743
>>57209743
please exit the thread in an orderly fashion
holy fuck this thread is so much better
Last.
>>57213081
Fuck off abraham
>>57213179
Suck me Judith
>>57213333
Good digits Eugenia!
