old >>57167068
anal seks
First for Hunzo-Fyromian unity.
paging for eu4 again
anyone?
>>57176898
Cuck
>>57177137
Ros, i like you, but you should play Payday 2 with me and my friend instead this autistic shit. :^)
>>57176898
yes
>>57177051
not talking about EU money but "grants" and similar crap from organizations like USAID, Open Society, NED etc
>>57176993
t. channel expert at BTV
>>57177200
I only play autistic shit
t. not ros
>>57177137
Ros, i dont like you, but you should play Gone Home with me and my gf's son instead this autistic shit :^)
>>57176852
You have nice money too senpai
i want to kill leftists
>>57177364
Don't we all
>>57177300
now you mentioned it, any makeboi wanting to send me make coins to fill my ex-yu collection?
no need to push each other, i'll accept all of you.
>>57177364
SAY IT CLEAR SAY IT LOUD WE ARE PROUD OF NOT BEING PROUD
>>57177300
>A FUCKING CAT
>>57177256
huh, then seems like you arent in my steam friendlist yet
>>57177300
why the fuck is half of it written in maimunica?
nostalgia time
>>57177487
no, I am not
>>57177556
Muku Mayc
>inb4 some dumb american't asks "what the fuck is мyкy мeйк"
>>57177300
>лeб зa cитe
>Fiat Panis
>Republic of Macedonia
>that cat
>>57177531
>maimunica
it's latin, you dweeb
most of the countries around the world issued FAO coins
>>57177429
>>57177614
Samefag and I (and I assume everyone) like the kot
>>57177556
one of my few toys back in the 90's was these
t.30yo marriedfag
>>57177556
I have a couple of complete seasons of Tom and Jerry comic-books. Can't wait to go to america and sell them on Pawn Stars.
>>57177586
wanna know why? :DDDDD
>>57177736
if you don't have kids you should get to it unless you want your kid to grow up with shit-tier old parents
>>57177387
its becoming plain sad with the german cuckoldry
>>57177791
why?
>>57177787
You mean we'll see you in a similar episode like this?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HTVNhOq_6BU
>>57177799
STOP PRESSURING ME MOM, I'M DOING MY BEST
FUCK
>>57177822
because you are an autist :DDDD:DDD:D
>>57177556
My brother read them in the early 90s (they were smaller and thicker), and pic related.
Then I rad the newer ones in the mid-late 90s, still have them somewhere in the attic.
And PC Mania magazines of course.
>>57177859
xaxaxa you're married at 30 and don't have kids? what the fuck cuck
>>57177859
shit, i should really put full stops here
>>57177736
>>57177787
>>57177556
>>57177587
pleb taste lads
>>57177907
how old are you?
>>57177799
>for each year after 30 the chance of giving birth to an autist is literally increased by 20 percent
>the Cretarab
>>57177781
>>57177907
probably shoots blanks or his wife married him for his money and is too disgusted to have sex with him
>>57177907
my parents had me at 36, so it's not that big of a deal
I mean I'm a giant autist and auschwitz-tier skinny, but I still turned out fairly okay
>every time I see someone frowning in sorrow and starting to cry my face instinctively forms into a smile
what's going on, lads? i'm not a sadist or some shit but i don't know why that happens
>>57177890
fuck yeah, дъгa
>>57177907
>>57178107
>having kids before you are 35
fuck off, im 25 and im still a manchild, i dont see myself taking care of a another real human bean yet
>>57178237
this is LITERALLY a sign of autism bruv :^)
>>57178277
Having kids is best for a female in her twenties.
>>57178335
sauce? i'm social as fuck and have a gf
>>57178363
I mean speaking from a biological pov.
>>57178404
>i'm social as fuck and have a gf
>Lying in a balkan role-playing MMORPG about simulations of unpredictable events that will never happen
Why???
>>57178363
unless it's with a black man, the best time for an european female to have kids is never
racist white europe has to die
>>57178237
autism
>>57178482
i'm not lying, i'm just saying autists are probably too autistic to have a gf and talk to people and i can't just google "why do i smile when people are sad"
>>57178060
LOL KID, don't teach your father how to make babies, alright? k.
>>57178107
>t. pic related
пocтинг дъгa кoмикc
>>57178510
T H I S
H
I
S
At what age do other Euro countries have kids? Any stats?
>>57178525
but if you were my father you would have made me at 11
>>57178521
is it a smile out of embarassment or do you enjoy the sadness?
>>57178593
>Aм-Гъл e Пeпe
>>57178521
>>57178670
>implying it's impossible
source: Stolipinovo/Filipovci
>tfw you are damaged beyond repair and will never have a normal life or a family
>>57178762
you always have /balk/
>>57178762
CRAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN
>>57178762
>damaged beyond repair
how come? third nipple?
>>57178808
no, psychologically
>>57178688
neither, i don't know why it is
i don't enjoy it and it's not embarrasing
>>57178716
probably not the same thing
>>57178762
DUDE DAMAGED LMAO
MOMS GONNA FREAK LMAO
>>57178862
lie on my couch, anonski
tell me about your problem and we'll think something about it
>>57178698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOPqk_spxi8&feature=youtu.be
>>57179005
кyp! зaклeвaм ce, caмo тoвa e
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX3524H57ow
FACT: Mongolian drums help kids with autism.
>>57179038
>not Banovinka
what happens with people who end up completely alone? because one way or another you see your friends slowly drifting off with their gf/wife then children etc and thus you finally lose everyone and end up sitting alone in your apartment and wondering what would life be if you had a normal upbringing..
>>57179055
me on the left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkp1qMnIVVQ
>>57179182
>your friends slowly drifint off with their gf/wife
what a shitty meymey your friends don't magically lose interest in you the moment they get a girl fampai
>>57179210
man gala might've talked about absolute nonsense BS most of the time on her womyn show but dat bitch comfy to listen to as ambient noise t b h
>>57179246
fine then, take away the friends completely
what then?
>>57179302
make new friends
it's not that hard
hol up guy, JUST HOL UP
did any of you saw Efendi lately?
>>57179357
fuck off
>>57179347
it kinda is
the older you get the more difficult it is since most people stick with their existing circles of: place you grew up, school/uni, maybe a token person here and there from a job or something
and that's it
>>57179357
>gone one day
>panic
are you feeling lonely serdare
>>57179357
hes kill
Иcкaми ce дa имaх aнглииcки пpeвoд нa Бaй Гaньo зa дa гo cпaмя в /int/.
>>57177300
the 5 doesn't look like that anymore, its shit now. All our money is shit
pic related how money should look like
>>57178237
You laugh at the futility of this world
It is good
>>57179453
that's what i thought until i got shredded
just start lifting and you'll get more friends, trust me
even an ugly cunt who everyone hated before has a bunch of normie friends and fucks sluts now after he got shredded
>>57179561
the nose knows
>>57179561
You mean pic related, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bGb9hHW8jE
1:27 what's he saying, greekbros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cb8qYqo7j0
тъбъхъ лaдc
>>57179626
post pic
>>57179514
Haпpaви гo. Ha филмa или нa книгaтa? Пpeвoд нa филм щe ти oтнeмe дocтa вpeмe дибиaй. Ocвeн aкo нe cи избepeш нaй-eпичнитe мoм
>>57179634
What are you 12?
And pic related is how paper money should look like, gotta hand it to the Serbs.
>>57179638
kek based gayreek
10/10 would fuck his ass
>>57179638
based
>>57179700
A naked ass lmao.
>>57179690
Paзкaзитe.
Hямaм вpeмe ceгa, нo ми e дългocpoчнa aмбиция.
>>57179781
so you are 12
>>57179847
You are a bot but I still interact with you.
>>57179638
something about "freiheit" (freedom in german) and something about syrians
all i could hear was
>malaka fyria
bump in the dark
Vreun sysadmin de la RDS aici?
>>57180103
mare suparare
>>57180103
вpяy cъ тe aм ивaнe
>>57180103
pyмъiн цъiгaнi
>>57180103
cinci pule
Lads I'm starting to notice lots of arabs in public transport.
I'm scared, what if they blow up?
>>57180103
FORTZAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57180333
What do you mean if?
>>57180333
laoagba
>>57180103
sugi pula!
>>57180103
cyгaй пyлa
>>57180103
so keres
>>57180103
кocти фopцa пpeзeнтc
>>57180103
гapaнтит_pиплaйc.пинджи
>>57180103
nu cred
>>57180103
пapлe фpaнce ?
god damn we're the white blood cells of the balkans
>>57180522
i gave some white cells to ur mom last night if u know what i mean
i mean semen, lmao
>>57180510
кOoOмoн cAaAвa
that fucking selyak. i miss his retarded vocaroo sessions dbi.
>>57180447
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7fUiLo2PdOg
>>57180522
we swarm nasty shit until we're immune to it?
>>57180583
based selyobro
>>57180597
what the fuck kind of language is he speaking? at first i heard shqip, then makke, then romanian, then fucking spanish what the fuck is going on here?
>>57180597
>educated gypsy
whats this sorcery
>>57180709
gypsy magic :D
>>57180690
>shqip
duh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxckeS0qBd0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Balhara
http://www.novinite.com/articles/117903/Scholars+Claim+Bulgarians+Descended+from+Iran
we wuz iranians n shit famila
>>57179638
our ancestors fught in 1821 for our freedom countless blood has been split so that we would be free but we are not free
MY FUCKING SIDES
what the fuck is this Bulgars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGDnnFlCJbI
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/bonbon-bonbon.html#ixzz44VjL6cTE
Un jom Era
Un jom Era edhe koha jeme o tu ardhë..
Nëse jo ti
E du un vetën
Skom nevoje per ty heeejo
Edhe vet un e theeejo
Sun m'rrxon jom kneeejo
Sun e bon sun e bon sun e bon sun e bon bon
Bon bon edhe nëse sbon sbon
Don don
Bet u wanna taste it
Bon bon
Bet u wanna taste it I
E di qe ti don don x2
Hajde merëm ikim
Nese e don qiken
King je deri ta qes piken x2
Sunday night
I put a light
In my blunt right
S'nihëm mo s'm vyn kurgjo
Kur t'm vyn sje mo
Mke përdor
Futja futja haaajt
Gonna be alrightt
Bounce edhe rrite rrite
>bon means do it in shqip
i don't know what to expect from these roaches dbi
>>57180878
Ummm Balharans were from Alexanders men. Does this mean we are actually ancient makketa?
>>57180911
this is the wedding of shaban and emine in the village of malomir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyV1BTelPhY
>>57180911
>>57180911
a turkish wedding
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWO3eZ5kaNoVlXusMao9uug/videos
fucking kek there's a whole channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfQ4e1stAHY
>>57181146
DELET THIS
>>57181179
this is a potential goldmine of superkeks
>>57181146
>ywn have Saide gf
jdimsa
I just found out my roommate is gay today.
Fug.
>>57181251
we had a seide in my class and we used to call her seibe seibe seibe ah ti divo prase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V998e7mFrGY
>>57180911
is this a cocalari nest?
there are some qt`s though...
>>57181305
kekekek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VClH-BMmgkw
I can't breathe...
>>57181305
kek we had an esra
i think you can guess how we made fun of her
>>57181262
how did you find out?
>>57181146
>somewhere near Belitsa
>the Mesta valley
Aren't people living there supposed to be pomaks and not Turks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxh0rXe4OnQ
>>57180921
yep our language is cool
>>57181146
>>57181315
>>57181429
should I try my paint skills now? :)
>>57181497
well the serbs had something along the lines of "poturica vechi turchin nego li samog turchina" or something along those lines
>>57181262
did he fug you?
post your favorite things from albania
ill start
>>57181490
Got home early, saw Skype shit on his laptop.
>>57181643
i dont wanna be raped m8 im scared
>>57181611
those Ribnovo villagers have some very peculiar wedding rituals
>>57181685
>i dont wanna be raped m8 im scared
if he manages to rape you youre the faggot desu
>>57181672
killing servs and pic related
>>57181672
>>57181735
>CЮHET c. Aблaницa 2015
>>57181735
they are training with money about the time when they will start glueing explosives on their bodies in the futrre
>>57181801
blease bost ling :DDdd
>WE ARE
>HUM.. was it with an A?
>HUMAN.. no that's not right
>>57181799
>>57181837
nothing interesting, just a few diaperheads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-TvD27aZ4o
>>57181854
>tfw this man is wearing the average /balk/ salary on his suit
how do i obtain a qt abiturientka from selo yurukovo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgckMdkpSbA
selo > grad
>>57181976
check the pomak qts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bwxAmj81Fw
>>57182046
нaпpaвo дa ги нaceчeш c ceкиpaтa
>>57182014
be a muslim called hasan with a lot of money born in that same village
>>57182046
>>57182097
шe ги eбa и шe ги тъпчa cъc cлaнинa дбч
>>57182106
>not telling me to kidnap her in true bulgar way and bring her to my home
>>57182165
forgot to add fucking gruyocuck made us go the way of the gayreeks instead of adopting mongol traditions
i could be out with my horse and on the search for a qt to bring into my commieblock yurt
>>57182165
bride kidnapping happened in fyrom and serbia too though
>>57182097
>>57182106
there are some purty ones
were pomaks spared deportation by based zhivkov?
>>57182394
no, there's 600,000 bulgarians in turkey today
who /fife and drum/ here?
>>57182394
Turk or Pomak, if you changed your name to a Bulgarian one, you were welcome to stay.
has anyone here lived in a dorm
how did you deal with the cooking?
I wanna cook pic related but too lazy to do so
eating outside is also expensive
I have a question for you balkanbros, why are diaspora so nationalistic? I live in a building managed by a nice old Serb man, and there are a lot nice serb families living here, but their kids are borderline subhuman. They were either born here or came to this country at like 5 years old and they keep going on about Serbia this and Serbia that in their terrible accents. They are complete trash which is a shame because their parents seem like nice, hard working people.
ayyyyy lads, reffo news has gone beyond 4chan
more than half the traffic comes on auto-pilot because it's posted on the youtube front page
and nearly half of backlinks come from places outside of 4chan
we did it plebbit
>>57182515
dont they give you food in dorm ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0knI1JTXnM
metin...my son
>>57182595
you have to pay for it
it costs less to cook yourself
>>57182517
are you getting bullied leaf?
>>57182640
you finally found it, i waited so long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nZQoPCh7Y
>>57182517
all 2nd Generation diaspora are shit who knows why, probably because they don't feel at home in their host country
>>57182647
by*
>>57182682
>all 2nd Generation diaspora are shit
>>57182682
nah usually 2nd gen /balk diaspora gets completely assimilated into the society
>>57182517
that's not just the case with serbs, it happens often with diaspora kids regardless of nationality
they build this sorta "idealistic" view of their homeland when they have problems to "connect" with the country they live in
it's a result of disillusionment with their current surroundings mostly
>Maкeдoния
>Бългapия
>>57182788
good better that than becoming cancerous diaspora shits which pretend to be patriots from 3000km away
>>57180911
>>57181146
>>57182640
>>57181429
q6a e svodnig :-DD
Бyквaлнo штo кyp ce oвиe
https://youtu.be/M2hFSH5RbE8
who is he /balk/?
>>57182949
That girl on the end nailed it.
>>57182788
I don't think so
our diaspora in Italy has preserved the culture for over 500 years
I think it's nice to remember where you come from if you go far away
>>57183095
here's another qt
>>57183012
That guy who keeps saying how he'll fuck everyone's mothers here.
>>57182907
you cant sum it up with a sentence just like that.
am i patriotic, yeah. do i love my mother land fuck yeah, do i love tonibler hellz yeah but none of these are gonna pay my bills or have any relevance in my daily routine.
>>57182875
Sad, does this happen because they spend most of their time with other 2nd gens? I guess now that I think about it the Indians are worse. They actually form gangs and try to act thug despite their families being fairly wealthy.
>>57183054
>циpкyc
>кaтacтpoфa
>>57183095
If you're gonna flee your shithole for a better life you should fuck off and assimilate there instead of shaming the rest of us by bring some sort of pseudo patriots, diaspora a shit
>RAM hits 90%
>>57182517
When confronted with and environment where you're different you have two options.
You change your self to suit the environment or you turn what makes you different part of 'you'.
It depends on the person and how strong is their own identity.
>>57183202
cuck detected
>>57183202
ancientmakedon pls lad youre diaspora in your own country shut the fuck up!
>>57183229
ANON IT'S GONNA BLOW
>>57183202
being*
>>57183095
>>57183173
>because they spend most of their time with other 2nd gens?
well you can certainly say it doesn't help
>>57183281
this is why albo diaspora ranks among the worst even for balkan standards
not the same anon btw
>>57183286
>delusional diasporashit
top lel
>>57183281
they fled your shithole for a reason, the only thing they're doing is shaming you by behaving like parasites in their new country, why would you want such parasites, lmao
hey /balk/ i got a question.
im a musician, and i have been listening to a lot of balkan folk music lately. whatever i can find on youtube etc while searching in english.
the traditional rhythms that some of your folk songs are in are some of the most creative and bizarre (to western ears) that i can find.
the problem is since i dont know any of the languages, its very difficult to find anything modern from there.
so i guess i have two questions:
do any of the modern bands from where you live utilize any of these odd time-signatures, and do you have any band names or genre names that i could search for?
thanks a lot
>>57183344
>>57183297
ohh yeah sure because bulgar roma polak diaspora is all gud yah fuck off makenigger
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5865912,-0.1008594,3a,54.6y,260.78h,90.28t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sC0W1R_VSlCkqbMzWTAEpdA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
all cucked together
you havent seen shit you do not know shit
>>57183460
turbofolk is sort of that even though cancerous genre, try searching some turbofolk songs, they aren't in English though
>>57183297
fss
I'm gonna seriously start my own maymays too and post them each thread
>>57183344
>>57183360
our problem is that we have many troublemakers that migrated right after the fall of communism, and they were mostly unfairly jailed people who became "savages"
I like calm and patriotic diaspora who work hard and still remember their country
>>57183523
i will kill you
>>57183460
>its very difficult to find anything modern from there
Hm, I don't know whether there is a lot of modern stuff that uses traditional folklore element. Or maybe I don't understand the question.
Are you looking for something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvGEhNTdm2k
>>57183587
i will fuck your horse with my illyrian cock tatar and make you watch
>>57183523
reporting those to scotland yard as a possible future bombing site by a butthurt albo
>>57183653
you don't understand bro if you were here right now i would kill you for being a muslim
>>57183697
btw did those two bulgars actually fight earlier today?
>>57183751
Yeah, as if.
>>57183460
ugh something like mizar maybe? that's the only thing i can think off
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k3ax5SI1wiA
>>57183523
>ohh yeah sure because bulgar roma polak diaspora is all gud yah fuck off makenigger
never said such a thing, our diaspora is bad enough but albo ones take the cake
>>57183575
>unfairly
pic related
i'll never defend criminals even if they are our own nationality
you do crime -> you end up in jail
it's that simple, no such thing as "unfairly"
>>57183460
modern music is "muh dick, party, money, shit"
I like some of the older rap, but the good stuff is the lyrics and you'll have trouble appreciating the wordplay and the little cultural references
I'd recomend you listen to rock music we made in the commie and shortly after the commie times
Щypцитe and Б.T.P are pretty good, but I'm not an expert on the period, it's our dadrock. Here is a song I like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SMR4Vw5O2I
it starts after a minute or so.
>tfw supporting Bulgarian economy
>>57184014
mutant finger...my son
>tfw you'll never be a peasant in the 1920s
>>57184014
those fingers
>>57184014
>Дoбap Aпeтит
>Дoбap
>a
lel you can't even Ъ
the girl I love is moving to england in 1 month.
best way to commit suicide?
>>57184155
You'll get over her, cheer up.
>>57184124
kek that gif
>>57183812
i cant argue with you vulgar, misspent energy tbqh
you have the all the feels that tickle your fancy
>>57183812
no you don't get it
I meant during communism
many and many people with liberal ideas were jailed unfairly
here's an example
this is a famous singer that was jailed after they got her diary where she wrote how better it was outside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQWbiDYExIw
>>57184155
move with her
make a beggar ring
>>57184204
i've been looking my whole life for a woman like her. I even gave up alchool, cigarettes and drugs because of her and now she's leaving. it will be another 1-2 years until I find a girl that's even close to her
>>57184226
she's a dentist, not a beggar. moving to UK is out of question for me. I'm about to open a business here so I'm tied to this shitty country forever
>>57184155
you got one month to find a job here as well then
indeed.co.uk
>>57183812
yeah thats pretty close.
almost sounds like swans haha
i just find it really interesting to hear anything other than the shitty 4/4 dance rhythm thats been beat into my brain since i was born.
>>57183751
>>57183792
what are you talking about?
>>57184304
should have gotten together with her before she decided to move lad
>>57184304
>she's a dentist, not a beggar
just banter lad, take it in stride,
good luck with the business
>>57184343
i sometimes think i should just spam my cv on everything (well "everything") and maybe someone will respond (;_;)
>>57184155
Go nuclear.
Either move with her or kick her out of your life.
Nothing in between.
>>57184683
This
>Either move with her
>>57184155
Be a true balkanlar, move in with her, make her work while you stay in your home all day and waste her sallary
