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Practise languages, banter, meme, sing/play instruments, talk, &tc. Anything you want to waste Vocaroo's bandwidth on.

>Obligatory English to start off with

" I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine.

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.

Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."

----------NO BULLYING BELOW THIS LINE---------
also fuck irish people
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/balt/
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>>57163016
ugu
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/balt/
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/balt + ausnz/
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/bantz/
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pls I request this to someone say

epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydelläänsäänkäänköhän

j is like y in you
y is like ü

kiitos
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>>57163655

for the sake of bumps.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nzxXJmu7g4
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>>57164645
thanks

speech is lagging, but sounds fairly correct. it's funny.thanks
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>>57164867
>speech is lagging, but sounds fairly correct. it's funny.thanks

kek. yeah, i just broke it down into smaller sections.
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>>57165004
ahaha I see
I must get working mic so I can contribute too
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>>57165031

For sure man, it's always nice to listen to Finns.
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>>57163016
tanto per
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>>57163016

last shameless self-bump
OP text:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aRSWoRS4VY
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a cappella

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jPKqk0RaxB
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iN9xuDkxCX
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>>57167659

That's pretty much what I expected to be in the other Aussie's voc.

>>57167211
>karaoke

nice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WBoGYJyOun
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>>57163655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IDmuIL36n4
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>>57169438
thx, pretty good!
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Thread captured by russian invasion forces.
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btw, some of us regulars from the threads play online poker and chat at this site: http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread

it's sort of like having a tinychat or skype group, but a little more fun because you can leisurely play a game.

it's just me there atm (because it's just thursday. it's usually filled on the weekends), but you should join and talk with me. :3
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>>57170325
Pls post Russian
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Test your English; read this:

Everything is fragmented. Everyone does everything, but nothing well. Everyone's an artist. If you ask someone on the street what they do in their spare time, apart from a lot of rubbish, one bakes pottery, another one paints, a third one plays the guitar.
We're all wonderfully creative! A lot of people are creative, but not many are artists.
I don't mind. I support that democratic system. This is the problem: This 93-year-old crone, who baked two pots, wants twenty exhibits. That's tiresome.
A part-time painter is the worst. People who are partly something are the worst. You have to try to be whole. That demands sacrifice.The worst sacrifice is being half. Many people choose it freely. They compromise. Life is full of compromises, eh? But art is not.
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>>57170403
Дeпyтaты! Увaжaeмыe члeны Гepмaнcкoгo Peйхcтaгa!
Кoгдa шecть лeт нaзaд этим вeчepoм дecятки тыcяч бoйцoв нaциoнaл-coциaлизмa мapшиpoвaли cквoзь Бpaндeнбypгcкиe Bopoтa чтoбы c пoмoщью плaмeни cвoих фaкeлoв выpaзить мнe, чeлoвeкy, тoлькo чтo нaзнaчeннoмy peйхcкaнцлepoм, cвoe чyвcтвo вceпoглoщaющeй paдocти и пpинecти клятвы вepнocти, пo вceй Гepмaнии и в Бepлинe мнoжecтвo oбecпoкoeнных взглядoв былo нaпpaвлeнo нa нaчaлo нaшeгo пyти, oкoнчaниe кoтopoгo, вce eщe кaжeтcя нeизвecтным и нeпpeдcкaзyeмым.
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бaмп
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>>57163655
I'll counter with;

Nordvästersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbeten
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>>57173212
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pBkNQcNqxP
ez
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>>57173697
Pff, Swede in disguise.
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>>57170613
No one's gonna read this?
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>>57174955
That's a compliment if I've ever seen one :^)
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>>57163655
epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydelläänsäkäänköhän*
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>>57170613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SJhbmDCUFT
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>>57175881
The good thing about being a fin linguistically, iv'e noticed, is that your "slips" of pronunciation make you sound sort of British. That's pretty neat. If you brushed up your pronouncing a little you'd be quite good.
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>>57170613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mhA7igU0cJ

RATE
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evening lads where the vocs
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>>57176534
Can't tell if seasoned french literati mocking me Céline style or obnoxious fag/10
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>>57176601
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11pCf6pnPn1
mic is shit
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>>57173212
http://vocaroo.com/i/s072D8Ky3TDb

how is my french pronounciation?
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>>57176694
>seasoned french literati mocking me
:^^^^^^^^^^)
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>>57176517
thanks
what kind of slips you mean?
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>>57177456
I meant the general way any given person of any nationality vocalizes letters based on their language. Like the slips of Finnish in general/how Finnish people would typically pronounce English words.
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Sweat running down her majestic back never bothered based Melike, an adept of the finest of arts already, trained by Babs himself. Currently her lover was nowhere to be found (as one Nige came by this Saturday and boys decided to hang out), so Melike had to seek amusement on her own. Did she? Hell yeah she did. What could an experienced cougar like herself demand from life if not to bend some virginal maiden to her supreme will? A number of girly drinks later she coerced Minnesota to share bed, but much to her chagrin, the nag turned out to be frigid and mostly passive. Melike had a lust for ample bodies and Minnesota's was fine indeed, but more than that she demanded spirit.

That's where Italiana came in, throwing her brassiere off in a truly Mediterranean manner of minimum modesty. Who'd be coy with tits like these? This ass, spacious enough to please a nigger of formidable size? This viciously trained stomach with its sensuous canyons and obscene tattoos?

Holy shit, he was a pro in bed as well. Tongue action on that little minx would put a lesser woman in an asylum, but Melike persisted, her vagina strenghtened by countless Babsian assaults. Cunt of Steel, he dubbed his Germanic bride.

"What's wrong, dago? Can't take me down?", she mocked Italiana mercilessly. The response came quickly enough, and so did Melike. A fury of licks and kisses made Melike's gonads burn like Reichstag in 1933 but no 'stached male of average size was to be found nearby this time. Sieg fuckin' Heil though, in his everloving memory.
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>>57176895

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14YXfK0GoZZ
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Give me a song to sing.
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>>57178438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDTPAANDfNY
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>>57177963
my feelings are hurt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZfdxKvtrE6
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say "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP"
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>>57178610
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dO6SVhtnmf

>>57178735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iS3G5lfblM
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>>57178735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s054UoQgb2CN
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>>57178735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CM4SdyGl2v
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>>57178621
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sknax35QX6
since i have no guitar for me and only a harmonica in one key sod it
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>>57178735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IxTSxzy5vp

>>57179064
awww :)
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Gimme more songs.
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"WOT!? NO POTATOES TODAY MISSES MIGGINS?"
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>>57179105
>i'm tryna cook dinner for one-alone
kek
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vocaroo my erotica you voice whores

or Babs gets it
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>>57179322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FUtUMtXvOr
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>>57179105
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sknax35QX6
I-I'm sorry ;_;
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>>57179335

so weit ist es also gekommen :(
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>>57179398
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fEdBC59meM
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>>57178735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yOQ6NHZAxt
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>>57179272
>>57179272
>>57179272
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>>57179571

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VqbReQgIWn
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>>57179018
gotta work on those low notes but I'm amazed that you even tried it
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>>57177668
Hope im not too late.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PQ4zn6Ofrf
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>>57179842
It's just for good fun, I'm bored shitless.
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>>57170613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iaDlFyxmsl

>>57178735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06TSRprOrE7
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>>57179787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LSPNDUtDDk
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>>57179787

Nigel on a role
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>>57179770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XRJYDLefXd
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Say these words in succession:

Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, Envelope

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q9oXDmElWX
From New York outside the city so I don't have the NYC accent
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>>57180061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JH4N7Rep4A
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>>57180214
stop posting this delicious slut
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>>57180168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AUrmv36rVs
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>>57180214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bb5CSEHPGG
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>>57180214
me, tb h
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>>57180168
the fuck you're trying to analyse

most of us non-natives don't display any definitive accent, just peculiar mixtures
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>>57170613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bhRMLwmlz0
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>>57180322

pretty poor tb h not buying
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>>57180345
Ik its purpose its just interesting to hear how they say it

and to make fun of brits for saying aluminum/aluminium like a retard

>>57180270
I copy pasted it from somewhere but I pronounce it the same regardless. If I were to type those words I would have spelt it "aluminum"
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>>57180456

>spells it correctly
>pronounces it as "alooominum"

What is it with you people?
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>>57180168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eoWRmelQV0
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>>57180149
This is for you burger-chan: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l2RWvhWSg5
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>>57180168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01wGfQC9Y2K
I feel like that was gross.
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>>57180168
Syrianfag here. Would appreciate criticism on the nuances. Or if im pronouncing something straight up wrong, i'd like it if someone can point it out.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s073sxYXEfwn
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>>57176694
:^))))
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>>57180526
if you separate it into syllables it is
A - "ah"
lu - "loo"
min - "min"
um/ium - "um"

say it how it is spelt, you add in some retarded "yuh" at um/ium
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>>57180584
>>57177146
Is this a French tactic?
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>>57180666
a
lu
mi
ni
um
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Alright guys, nighty-night. Have a fun thread. See you all tomorrow. UkeleleGirl420, stay beautiful.

>>57180061
>PG Tips

my man!
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>>57180168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0igEO5G90vj
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>>57180584
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00vQeYJX2FK

>legit conversation i overheard in the queue at the market
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>>57180168


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zzvgLq6x0X
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>>57180696
this

>>57180666
you completely miss out the "i" so you haven't a leg to stand on
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>>57180168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y79hZKLx8x
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>>57180719
>UkeleleGirl420, stay beautiful
is this the same girl I told to get to know you?
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>>57180719
Please don't call me that. But goodnight!
>>57180790
kek
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>>57180579
you said it all completely correct although something weird happened on "Iron", can't describe it though

>>57180575
I thought the fargo accent was a meme lol
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>>57180790
>Est-ce que vous connaissez où est-ce que...
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>>57180944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WCENcYPDrm
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>>57180944
for real, kek
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>>57181081
It's just so incorrect kek, almost painful to hear
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>>57181132
out of interest..when English lads speak like that (and they really do here) how ugly is it?

I'm not completely shitting on them because i know my french isn't great but it truly wrecks me when I here barry or john, half pissed at 11 am, trying to converse in french
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>>57180939
It's probably just me not being able to talk naturally when i record myself.
Nothing sounded off for you? If you we had a conversation in a cafe, for instance, would you think i was a native?
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>>57180575

Which state are you from? Minnesota?
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>>57180560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OhRGei44pR
strained myself there
>>57180939
>>57181349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tkcwHVLfzN
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>>57181064
Strawhead.
K i l l a l l S i n g a p o r e a n s .
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>>57181219
Ohh by incorrect I only meant the sentence I quoted, not the pronounciation. I think speaking like that is okay, it can be way better of course but it's understandable so it's all that matters.
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>>57180575
yaa open a can o'pop
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>>57181266
oh no you definitely aren't a native, and doubly so because you pronounce few words like how it is done in my area. You just know how to pronounce them in a correct way, of which they are a few.

Its also difficult to see how you would converse, as that was just a list of words. Try saying:

"My name is Joe Blow, I work down the street at Walmart as a manager, my hobbies are fishing and posting on a Vietnamese wall-painting board"

>>57181371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lmk7DdbUZk

I only vocaroo'd it because I am blanking on how I would spell what I said
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>>57181381

I dunno lad, i mean putting a tiny bit of effort in the pronunciation doesn't hurt. Tb h you're lucky to find a brit who speaks any french here.
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>>57181716
Well not only the brits struggle with french pronounciation, so maybe it's just french
>Tb h you're lucky to find a brit who speaks any french here
We're used to that, and you may have noticed we don't speak much english either kek
I can only imagine an english tourist looking for an information with a french who doesn't speak english, must be fun
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>>57180168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AyEZ9taaDk

>>57170613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aFBlOajRR3
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>>57181702
Dontcha know. Sorry for shit mic, not using my good one.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k2XFzdGm3R
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>>57181373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qB2OMU8wZu

>>57181371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CuWHyminLP
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>>57181371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XAH4NYNHj3
Alright I give up straining my voice to hit those high notes.
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>>57182027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pmwxGS14pR
Actually one of my favorite movies.
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>>57181916
well i'll tell you what pisses me off the most. I know 3 families that have been in france for over 10 years each and their french is far worse than mine. That gets me a little because the english create cliques here and stick to them and never mix. I mean not to sound like some sort of arrogant bugger but damn if you've lived in france for over 10 years one would think you'd speak at least conversational french
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>>57181702
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jPMBw0m7Ay
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>>57182264
I know that, brits grouping in small communities happen in many places, it happened here too.
But well, that's how it is, if they aren't taught to learn french it's not really their fault, the problem is also that people don't seem to care about that.
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>>57180168

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oI8ZkE0mRq

no h8 pls
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>>57182322
you sound perfectly fine to me, with an air of "this guy isn't native English-speaker" BUT that could just be prior knowledge clouding my judgment.
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>>57182421
why did you fucking scream into your mic, jesus christ
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>>57180168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZOzTiQLe7r
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>>57182322
You sound perfect. I'd say it's impossible to sound 100% native without it being your first language.
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>>57182434
Fuck. All my inner monologues 24/7 have been in English for the past 6 years. I should be better by now. Much appreciated, anon.
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Read these words in spanish

Cosa, Cama, Perro, Semen, Negar, Poner, Pegar, Refrigerador, Colmena
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>>57182493

I did not screamed :((
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>>57182373

It's a shame tb h. The first time i was in this area I remember, during a summer music fest thing, a group of local lads and lasses takiing me off with them to bars and to their houses etc etc and my french was absolutely terrible but damn I had a great time. Whilst a tonne of other english twats didn't even bother to say "bonsoir" to the locals
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>>57182493
>>57182684


Apologies, not sure why the level was in 0% but somehow it took like 100%
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>>57182632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xjHYYBe59V
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>>57182630
You speak English pretty god damn perfect, I doubt there is much more that you could do.

>>57182684
you made my fucking ears ring

>>57182632
I have no clue how to pronounce spanish words
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0te9B4qy16K
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>>57182688
>Whilst a tonne of other english twats didn't even bother to say "bonsoir" to the locals
Well I find it quite rude too, if they don't make much effort no surprise that the locals sound rude, maybe that's where the "french are rude !!!!!!" meme comes from.
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>>57182632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16rxkgXitFY
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>>57182817
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised. There are a lot of English people that really make an effort to learn French and have french wives etc etc but equally there are a lot of English that don't even bother to greet their neighbours in french.. then you overhear them moaning about not having french friends, I wish I was kidding.

I dont want to seem like im completely shitting on the english because i'll probably catch shit for it but for goodness sake you haven't a leg to stand on if you move to a country and never learn the native tongue then moan about not having native friends
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Say:

POOPOO PEEPEE HEHEHEHEHEH
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>>57182632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c9oku1GL2J
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Let's hear your German

Stoli in der Hand und ich chill'
Stoli in der Hand, hey was willst'?
Eis, eiskalt ist gekühlt
30 Grad im Sommer ist so schwül
Lieb diesen Stoli so eiskalt
Fick diese Bitch so eiskalt
Baby, bitte gib mir noch ein Schluck
Baby, komm ich mach gluck, gluck
Bin so zu, kann nicht gehen
Bin so zu, kann nicht stehen
Irgendeine Hur' will red'n
Ich sag nur bla bla bla

https://youtu.be/D2xw9TYqF5A

Sing along (0:48- 1:32) or just read, up to you.
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>>57182632
Yeah, post Spanish just when I turned my computer off
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>>57182978
It's fine don't worry, we're used to brits being so british kek
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>>57183104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lFl88Dd03J
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>>57181702
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MAx9uCcnWN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pSPnTymGO0
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>>57183104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WtLHsatiAU

only saw youtube after recording so i improvised with this shit awful poo that you posted kek
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>>57183410
both sound robotic
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>>57183104

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BcSn3KitSG
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>>57181702
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vw5v8kJzbu
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>>57181702
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uY9FheyNLn
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>>57183259
Bretty good

>>57183466
Kek/10

>>57183577
Rammstein?
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>>57181702

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08f1M64jiWl

Pls tell me where I am failing
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>>57183630
very slow and exasperated

>>57183869
very fast and sounds like a sterotypical fat asian.

>>57183957
very choppy, and you pronounced Vietnamese very wrong.
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>>57184070

yeah but how is my diction?
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>>57184177
i mean pronunciation.
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>>57184177
>>57184224
its fine, you need to work on speed and how you speak because it sounds very unnatural right now
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>>57184070
For some reason every time I try to read something I end up reading it really fast.
Most of the time I mess up words because of it and have to try again.

Was there anything wrong with my pronunciation?

also I am neither Asian nor fat
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>>57178735


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eJsA4IwPJZ
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>>57184302
your pronunciation is fine, you would be good if you could slow down.
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>>57184070
>Vietnames

Never heard that word spoken before, also by choppy you means like paused? Or high tempo


>>57183939
Yes
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>>57184302
>I am neither Asian
:^)
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>>57184386
is this good then?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yWylTjcM0M
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>>57180168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q649cGhRmj

rate plox
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>>57184408
Vietnamese is the demonym for inhabitants of Vietnam

by choppy I mean certain places sound very abrupt and cut short before the next word, inconsistent pacing if you catch my drift.

>>57184519
perfect
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>>57184515
I am only 1/4th Finnish, the rest is Swedish :^)
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Say this:


Voy a pensar, voy a buscar,
Una forma más precisa,
Que te llegue más de prisa,
Y me ruegues por amor.

Lo voy a lograr, te voy a quitar,
Esa forma de mirar… Coqueta.
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>>57184621
No Saame masterrace blood?
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>>57184574
all fine but it feels like you skipped a couple letters on "Naturally" and "Probably"
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>>57184677
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qhsO22ZYJA
I have no idea what I just read desu
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>>57184690
I would love to hear you read to me what is written on that picture.
it is a mixture of the lapland dialect and spurdospeak and I don't think I've heard you read in a dialect yet.
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ok i've been waiting for a gerry to rate my hitler rant from the untergang film:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02gi3ohR6hJ

I rolled the r a little too much even for a weird austrian but I could do only one take as i dont want o shout german with very french neighbours. If i had another take i'd maybe do a touch better

Please r8 gerry : 3
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>>57184847
>I don't think I've heard you read in a dialect yet
I have no idea how it's supposed to sound so it would come out as more or less standard Finnish.
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>tfw weird voice so I never take part in these threads
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>>57184967
well the Finnish dialects in their written form use the same pronunciation rules.

I can take the sprudo out of it though.

>Mitä tet ethelän miehet tuutte huutheleman meän maille? Sie saat kohta leukustha kylkhees. Ompi kohta porojen rykimä aikha.
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>>57184598
>Vietnamese is the demonym for inhabitants of Vietnam

Yes, I know that sempai

How about now?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u2zSBnYSou
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ma6MZZolsU
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>>57185189
Holy fuck is this OC?
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>>57185020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qhUirTAzpQ
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>>57185148
Better but you pronounce "g" like a "y" in manager

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nj48nIOB3u
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>>57185260
cringed
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>>57185237
Yeah, I did a few last night as well.
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I'm bored, taking requests.

>>57185364
I knew I'd heard that voice before.
You're pretty good.
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>>57185364
That was great.
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>>57185140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t8xc2HLua8
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>>57170613
with a twist at the end :^)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sagiELUUpd
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Vocaroo fucked up the recording somewhat with random popping noises. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yYuMp4xZcG
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>>57185189

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HwiV4mOVmr
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>>57185893
oh my god I can't stop listening to this

So, as always, the pronunciation was great.
The h in aikha should be stronger though.
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>>57184948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09uXYbkZjWF

longer version in case a german arives
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>>57185296
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nj48nIOB3u

Okay, those are similar in spanish, like this?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s045YEInddLD
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>>57186776
N-no homo, Ano/Not Ano/Eero.
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>>57186909
yeah close enough
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>>57186932
Not Eero sorry :^)
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>>57183939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j3GGyxmrCv
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>>57178735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QA7qSAiTcL
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>>57187246
I've lost track of all the Funlanders.
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>>57187333
There are so many of us it isn't a surprise
And none of the regulars use any names so that doesn't make it any easier
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>>57186965

gracias
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>>57184948
hahahaha, gut gemacht. ich sterbe vor lachen
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>>57182632
I just wanna say I really like that image. It's a very good picture that many people have seen but few people have thought that it is perfect to make a meme.
t. meme connoisseur extraordinaire
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>>57187482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1irsKMNhysz :3
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>>57184948
>>57186784
Deserves a (you)
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do it.
mai waifu does it all the time.

do it
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>>57187905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ljTPvXd1Ce
wtf am I doing with my life
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>>57180168

Please don't hate. I used to speak a lot in english but it's been a long time now.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JzzqWxYQoC
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>>57187960

Sorry for the shitty microphone too
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>>57187951
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PbLudD5zg1
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>>57180575
How is the view of Russia this time of year, Sarah?
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>>57187951
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PbLudD5zg1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ARfBI9TKQl
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I know I'm not good with the vocal impressions but this thing is hella fun! Post vocal impressions lads.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iE6TACSHrt
Tried to do storm spirit from dota
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>>57188135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LHg1yZNYpl
>>57188252
Japanese culture is the cancer of the earth. If I could I would erase every single one of you faggots in a heartbeat
I hate anime so much it's not even a joke anymore
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>>57188466
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>>57187905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uFgh0S8Zc8
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>>57188796
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uFgh0S8Zc8
10/10 for effort alone
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>>57187836
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NBg4adxunB
I wonder what a hitler speech is lke in english kek
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>>57180579
You say "eye-ron" when it should be "eye-un"
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say:

Niquez bien vos mères bande d'enculés de consanguin à moitié bougnoule pourrir en enfer en vous faisant fouetter par des juifs sadomasochiste transsexuel jusqu'à la fin des temps
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>>57170701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ok0V3TDMUt

Any Russians still here to r8?
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>>57189856

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11YQeT343rI
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>>57180666

POO
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>>57189508
Man, I love your voice samples every time.
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>krautz will get arrested for vocarooing hitler's speech
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GI8VovWBwN
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>>57196014

Damn, you've got some delicious production quality in your Vocaroos man.
>>
mó viadão você
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>>57196014
That's awesome m8
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