>you have to search your shoes and laundry for spoiders in Australia
>you have to put up with Germans and Russians on your clay
>>57158194
Do you? I never have.
>>57158194
>be American tourist in land down under
>greet a bullet ant
>get shot
>>57158238
Please don't be suicidal, we're here for you
>>57158194
>Be Australian
>Eaten by spoidah
>>57158238
You are smart. You are funny. Vegemite is a real food. People care about you deeply and your parents love you.
Please don't participate in self-harm or do anything rash. We're here for you man.
>>57158194
>Not keeping your shoes in ziplock bags and your clothes off the floor.
Do you even spider culture?
>>57159078
jesus christ you may have changed my life, I wear my boots maybe once every 2 weeks to do yard work or whatever and I'm constantly tossing up between leaving them outside with the bugs or getting dirt in the house
>>57159280
Glad to help, the war against spiders and centipedes is probably one of the main reason we developed those giant hercules zip double zip lock bags.
>>57159280
>>57159404
>be australian
>'mate I guess it's time to go outsoide'
>find plastic zipper bag with shoes perforated and 2 metres away from where you left it
>burn house
>asutralians have to check underneath the toiletseat before taking a dump
:(
>>57159567
only if you haven't been to the toilet in a while its honestly not a big deal
>>57158194
its the same as checking your swag(sleeping bag) for snakes, its not a big deal and I'm sure a lot of countries do it
>europeans have to check their borders for more illegal immigrants
>>57159635
Why would you ever waste time on checking your sleeping bag for snakes
The only snake that can kill you is the euroviper, and it's a very rare and very gentle and shy creat-
OH, YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN...
>>57159540
Centipedes can literally chew through plastic containers if they feel trapped, its fortunate for us that they do not get along well with spiders.
You can reason with Emus, Spiders and especially Centipedes never surrender never negotiate and never stop hungering.
>>57159729
you fackin white dog mate
>>57158194
here too
>vuidas negres
>violinistas
>scorpions
>>57159729
> When euroes try and insult Australia and it only makes us prouder
I chew stone and shit gold
silly yuropbeans
fire more my way mate, I'm fucken READY DIGGER
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>57159735
Sounds awful
>the Nether dwellers found the land down under,
Pottery.
>>57159735
Holy shit, I'm gonna have fucking nightmares about giant centipedes and their insatiably chewing jaws.
sometimes i get scared a spider will bite my ass when im taking a dump 2bh
>>57159802
that has got to be the shittest info map ever, you obviously just made it in paint.
>be non-Australian
>be scared of a fucking spider
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
life in australia is like a rpg where you get into random encounters with local wildlife and kill them for XP
>>57160883
>arachnophobia is not considered an irrational fear in land down under
>>57158194
>be Poolish
>>57162776
>posting my threads
>>57162871
I'm secretly a Polaboo
>>57162917
I'm secretly an Ausboo
>>57162977
I think I remember that thread. Was that where this was posted
>>57163042
good times lad
>>57158245
KEK
bump for straya
