dion dublin edition
crayon pop
got close to 45 tabs open for this dissertation i'm doing and been putting my computer to sleep for about 2 weeks now
it is not happy, keeps crashing when I open web pages
little runt
Grime
>>57156200
have you no regard for the state of jannys namblies?
Much prefer this thread
Happy giro day chaps
>over 400 professional football players would have to return home if brexit happens
Heh. I mean we'll obviously just change the rules for them but cool to think about
>>57156325
so you didn't empty it
Gonna make beans on toast for lunch today. I hid the can deep in the back of the cupboard so mummy wouldn't find it and eat the beans before me.
>>57156358
I was going to but I kept forgetting to take it with me when I went downstairs. Maybe today is the day.
>>57156326
›football players can stay
›doctors teachers businessmen from EU countries have to leave
tried to google image "footlocker" but all i'm getting are fucking logos for a shoe store
so fucking sick of shit like this, naming a business or a band after common parlance words should be illegal
>arrive home from uni to newly decorated room
>manage to spill an entire cup of coffee on the newly installed cream carpet within 2 days
Jus fuck my life up fåm, think I've managed to get most of it out before it properly stained but still
>common parlance
>>57156497
I'm sure it will be on money earned
Any of you watch english super league?
$800 bottle
Hmm
>>57156621
Rugby league is for poortherner chavs lad, no thanks
>>57154138
>Doesn't recognise N.Y. State of Mind
Shameful
>>57156675
Jay Z has to be the shittest hip hop artist
In no particular order
Kanye west
Kid cudi
Childish gambino
Kendrick llamar
Pharaohe Monch
>>57156727
t. hip-hop expert who knows ALL the best rappers but doesn't name them because you probably haven't heard of them ok
>>57156727
>implying all hip hop isn't shit
grime lads
>>57156798
>>57156807
Awkward
>Jay Z has to be the shittest hip hop artist
>>57156809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeN9c2GYJkk
>>57156727
its Nas you melt
Jay Z really takes the 'art' out of 'rap artist'
Hahahah get it tho
posty's really testing my patience
Gee I'm so glad we spent all that public money funding the large hadron collider. My life has been drastically improved since the existence of the Higgs Field was proven.
>>57156843
still shit you council estate dwelling chav
>>57156899
Quark
>>57156899
Rorke
do placebos work on skeptical people
>>57156899
>t. Stefan "get a job the market wants" Molyneux
>>57156899
you're proof of the existence (such as it is) of the runt particle
>>57156823
Top 5 GOAT of the grime scene
>wiley/eskiboy/the godfather
>ghetto/ghetts
>skepta
>dot rotten/ zeph ellis
>D double E
>>57157024
>Skepta
>>57157024
Skepta takes first spot and you've sold me
>do as you're told or we'll send you migrants
Is this the famous "Eu brings peace among nations" that the remain camp talk about?
need a 40y/o thai milf gf
>>57157095
there is not vomit.jpg to show my disgust
>>57157095
>gf
Shut the fuck up about your shit nigger music
>>57157095
thats a man
>>57156964
Yes they would. Not accounting for natural variables but skeptics still get sick do they not, if they dont know theyre taking part in a placebo program theyd probably fall for it as long as the condition being tested isnt something like cancer
>>57157024
>no lethal bizzle
Defoe is going to win Spurs the league and he doesn't even play for them
YIDDO
I
D
D
O
>>57157141
Wake up call, you will get one of those
One to the eyeball, one to the nose
I don't really care about your postcode
Take your girl, no dinner no rose
Two minutes in my bedroom, no clothes
Kinda feel bad for people from Thailand. You can't be a girl there without everyone assuming you're a ladyboi. Must be quite horrible.
What does kino mean and why do i see it everywhere
it's been a week since my last smoke lads
who else /not getting cancer/ here?
>I'm under 25, please take my opinions seriously
>>57156899
Quarsheed
>>57157122
>>57157144
>le all thai women are ladyboys may-may xDD
well may-may'd me epic meemers
had a cheeky arsewank last nite
first one in a long time
>>57157201
but that actually looks like a bloke mate.
G-Eazy
>>57157095
Really don't think that's a woman m8
>cheez ballz
>drink up thee cider
https://youtu.be/7onOJ-QgXY0
>>57157154
>Lethal Bizzle
pop artist
>>57157201
corr take a look at that adams apple that a bloke if i've ever seen one
>>57157201
>the cheese "BALLS" beside him
>the 3 that looks like a pair of bollocks on the white board
The guy in the picture is signalling, mate
>>57157216
>have bumwank
>make note of how much effort it is for prep, duration and clean-up with very little reward
>tell myself I won't bother with it again
>months pass
>forget all that and become aroused with the idea again
>go through it all once more
>>57157266
And skepta and wiley aren't xD
ben affleck is a really talented film maker and writer desu
isnt it interesting how thailad completely changed his posting behaviour because of the backlash of a few anonymous benders in this thread. what an absolute beta cunt.
>>57157299
had a pretty nice coom 2bh
ah yes, we must nationalise the ailing, unprofitable steel industry in britain for sentimental reasons, excellent
>>57157307
how did I change my posting behaviour?
>>57157307
Pretty much all me lmao
Gang repping
Always on my job, ain't no half-stepping
Taking niggas money, yeah bitches 211
Taking niggas money, yeah bitches 211
Got 211
Got 211
Taking niggas money, yeah bitches 211
Got 211
Got 211
Taking niggas money, yeah bitches 211
POSTY
I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL MAIM YOU
>>57157307
really dont like the bullying of thailad
thailad is love thailad is life <3
>someone takes your lisicki OC from /brit/
>tripcunt then uploads it to /fit/ thinking it's 'sean'
I'm absolutely fuming
>>57157330
strawman; not an argument.
>>57157388
Lets do the crazy froogg
Ding ding
A Brem Brem
A ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
Ring ding
Baa-Baa
>>57157352
bruh.. what the f*ck my n*gga?
>aussie shitposters will be in bed soon and friendly, well-meaning yanks will be awakening
great feel
BAW BAH BAH BADA BAH, BAW BAH BADA BAH
GUESS WHAT SONG THAT WAS
>>57157303
yes they are, that's why my previous post said >skepta you stupid cunt
>>57157307
there's two of him, one isn't the 'real' Thailad
>>57157433
Proxy you nonce prick
>>57157436
kek, i remember listening to that shit when i was like 10 years old xd
i tried listening to it again recently but couldn't even finish the song
>>57157460
Me Myself and I - G-Eazy
>>57157280
they're quite peng tho still
>>57157470
never going to happen
>>57157352
really is fascinating how you - a literal anonymous nobody to him - gives him a bit of grief and he transforms his online persona in an attempt to seek validation and acceptance.
funny as fuck how you actual have power over someone who lives thousands of miles away and also a bit pathetic (for him).
>A woman was rescued from Britain’s highest mountain after attempting an ascent while wearing summer clothes and carrying just a selfie stick, according to reports.
ah yes
>>57157459
Tyler
>>57157506
>he transforms his online persona
still haven't told me how
>>57156656
Rugby union is for fat old men with goblin ears
All my niggas really want the money
We don't want nothing else nigga I promise
All my niggas really want the money
All my niggas really want the money
All my niggas really want the money
We don't want nothing else nigga I promise
All my niggas really want the money
All my niggas really want the money
vardy
>>57157514
>Britain's highest
AKA Ben Nevis, located in Scotland, not England. BBC media bias never fails. #StillYes #YesTilDeath
>>57157493
I.e. I don't know what a proxy is
Literally no reason not to use one otherwise
>>57157459
it's 9pm I've got another 9 hours in me
>>57157546
IS HAVIN A PARTY
>you will never be as beta as thailad
>>57157459
It's 6:10 where I am sweetie ;) xx
are jamie mentionmed
>>57157550
britain
>>57157588
how do I unlock vardymode?
>>57157045
Legend from 2003 as a producer, mc and DJ
School yourself
>>57157073
Let's see your list then
>>57157154
Top yourself
>>57157303
Skepta and wiley both done a lot for the foundation of grime, and still continue to do today
Lethal has only done gimmicky pop tunes for the last 10 years
>>57157459
mate the Yanks are the worst posters on this sub
>>57157610
beat the game on shane long mode first
>>57157554
There are plenty of reasons not to use a proxy, including but not limited to 'because some bloke asked you to'
>Scotland wants independence from the UK
>Will join the EU if they leave
Is stupidity inherent to the Scotish or is it a result of their environment?
>>57157577
Imagine leaving your friends(lol) land family to work for minimum wage in a 3rd world country. And he works on computers. Not like you couldn't just do that here.
He did hint at being driven out which makes sense. I'd assume some noncery to a family member, which would explain Thailand as a choice too
>>57157634
they put feelings and pride before logic and reason - like all morons
bullies and lies
>>57157459
About 9pm here, i have work tomorrow so i wont be gay posting anymores xx night lads
Have fun with the mean spirited autistic bruces left
>>57157630
The actual reason being you live the attention and faux trip your flag gives. Go on post as UK for a week without letting people know who you are? Straight up can't lmao
Leicester are winning the league thanks to a bunch of youth players that got a rimjob from Thai ladybois
Funny that
oi lads how does electric work
KILL ALL FAGS
(by fags I mean cigarettes by which I mean ban smoking)
>>57157690
None of those players have anything to do with it
>>57157634
Scotland's collective thinking is driven solely by a desire to spite England.
>>57157625
1. Skepta
I don't care about the rest.
>>57157630
what you'll notice here lads is that thailad is terrified of being accused of behaving like a pathetic beta that is easily influenced by anonymous people (which is what has happened) so what he's done in a vain attempt to control the damage is outright exclaim that isn't doesnt allow himself to be controlled.
very impressive.
>>57157715
It's because of them that Pearson got fired and Ranieiri was hired
>being this obsessed with thailad
embarrassing
go for a walk
>>57157634
It's a cuck nation who can't even think for itself.
So sad!
>>57157714
god hates fags
makes a lot more sense now
but what's a fag-enabler?
can i have some fucking privacy? fuck off
>>57157024
>no Stormzy
How is your first week of being a grime "fan"?
>>57157686
I will post as the UK when I'm in the UK which will be 2 (two) weeks this year.
>>57157731
I've been saying that for a long time tbf
Why do you lads always come in a pair? What's the deal.
>>57157769
someone who offers you a smoke
>>57157766
put ur proxy back on, nonce
How do I get hair like G-Eazy?
Reply to this post if you're at work
NEET worms are NOT invited to respond to me
>>57157638
No doubts as to his noncery past
I've read between the lines and he's heavily hinted he had to move because of an incident
The word of God is there for all to see yet people choose to ignore it
Sad, that
why do women act like they're dumber than they are?
>>57157766
>having an Internet boyfriend
I get it, you want to be friends with 'the saviour of brit' (his words), but it's embarrassing
Reminder that females can literally smell a beta virgins beta pheromones
The new Private Eye is pretty good lads.
childish insects do not realise that what they're fighting over, the flags their posts bear on an online image board, was spurred on by me: the puppeteer
>he doesn't listen to bangers in his spare time
lemme help yo ass out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw-KbjskC8c
>>57157803
It being a family member would also explain not involving the police, just a 'leave or we tell' situation
>>57157803
>>57157835
>embarrassing
You literally sit and type out pastas and then spam them in succession lol
*Sees you pick up the FT*
*you bring it to the counter*
Excellent choice sir, may I interest you in the Harvard Business Review too?
Women fought for decades to earn the freedom to choose to do whatever they want. Then they all choose to get a degree in Women's Studies and complain how there are no women in science or anything and claim they are oppressed
Funny, that
>>57157800
Ugh wagie did Mr shekelsburg give you permission to talk shit, don't want HR to here about this 4chan
>>57157888
>more than one person can't possibly dislike me
Lets not no this again. I really couldn't be bothered screenshotting
>Skepta is a grime artist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnar90VEwe4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vVxMP_qtwY
ah yes... excellent grime music
it's time to duel
>>57157918
gradies and wadies btfo
>>57157774
How is yours
Fucking end yours manna mans be on this ting from day 1
>>57157892
*looks at you angrily*
*puts phone to hand*
Can't you see that I'm on the phone, Mr Putin isn't exactly the patient type. Get me the New Yorker, asap, you pathetic runt.
>>57157933
just bought yourself a one-way ticket to the shadow realm m8
Wish I weren't too late to the barbershop gimmick. I'd really love to run an old school style barbershop. A place where men Coke together and just have a place to chill while getting a haircut.
But now every high street has about 5 shitty "barbershops" and it's just a meme gimmick now and I'm too late to join
>>57157774
>stormzy
2015 grime fan from Swindon detected
>>57157865
My government does not allow me.
>>57157969
Are there still places that will give you a shave with one of those single blade razor things?
looks comfy
who /breastmanbutratesarses/ here
>>57158019
Literally every single one
We are all still slaves, we just have the illusion of choice
>
>>57158032
legs>boobs>arse
>>57158038
Oh..Always went to 'hair dressers' ngl.
>>57157932
>2 tunes over a 12 year career
Ahh yes, excellent
https://youtu.be/0gnxt0cN7pI
https://youtu.be/xxRoq9b4rL4
https://youtu.be/Ku6lBqdoQaU
ok grime niggers, enlighten me. why is grime good?
>>57158068
>>57158032
you both disgust me
>>57158094
>he hasn't be enlightened by grime yet
lmao not wasting a post on you
>not liking arse the most
12 year olds Google boobies for a reason (because they are 12)
me on the right
>>57158078
you sound a bit upset Joe, nevermind eh
i am absolutely disgusted by the heteronormies in this thread right now
>>57158032
Jheeeeeeez
Courvousier filling up 8 glasses
>>57158094
It's a combination of various UK rave scenes and it's own genre in its own right
Protip: grime is in its true format with a live DJ mixing instrumentals (born from pirate radio)
Track format isn't grime in its true essence
lads is it 11:30 or 10:30?
Fun fact
If you like arse over boobs, you're a useless nigger
Lost 2 kilos in two days
>>57158094
footwork, grime and jungle are garbage and they always have been
the only people that enjoy grime are inbred brits
>>57158181
11:30
time.is
>>57158195
This is why you're a shit drug dealer
Can anyone on here sell me some weed?
>>57158130
and fatties like arse because it's the only "redeeming" feature of fat women
>>57158203
fantastic based chile
struggling to bring myself to complete applications for shit part time jobs that I'm 95% sure wont get responded to
>>57157459
it's 9:31pm, thursday the 31st of march, 2016.
it is 2016 and you're being xenophobic.
ignorant much?
>>57158210
cheers boss
>>57158203
what is footwork? and why did you group it with grime and jungle?
>>57158225
nah bruv
>>57158190
i'm a fanny man, me
if it's discoloured or puffy or too meaty or not meaty enough then i won't be thrilled
A fully flat arse is just disgusting to look at, especially in those leggings girls always wear. A flat chest does not immediately repulse me
>>57158203
brown reggaeton shithole
grime peaked at so solid crew
>>57158190
iceland let the team down
>>57158190
how do you suppose they polled countries like north korea and somalia?
>>57158293
so solid crew were garage mate
the end of the so solid era ushered in the age of grime through wiley's eskibeat instrumentals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAyhGx_9WiI
cannot believe there is a country called iceland
that'd be like calling france "wineland", germany "humourlessland", or the UK "depressingland"
Wish i was titus bramble tbf
>>57158337
were you asked for Australia's statistics?
>>57158358
Shut up, spiderland
>>57158293
blazin squad > 2bh
kenzie GOAT mc
>>57158337
you're an idiot
Fact if you go walk outside you'll be happy knowing there's a whole wide world out there, and that your problems aren't all that bad
>tempz was a one-hit wonder
>>57158387
how can you sit on your comfy ottoman and say that when you know im so freaking bloated right now?
*furiously closes beads which act as a door in my 'pad'*
>He's not an armpit guy
>>57158387
gonna do this today 2bh might go into town
>>57158402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtO-YRejpQI
>>57158341
that's a ruff squad instrumental
>>57158419
>ottoman
Rasheed
>stylo-g was a one hit wonder
>Channel U will never be a thing again
>Lava TV will never EVER be a thing again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXslm4SXg_U
>2016
>war on drugs STILL hasn't ended
>>57158373
what?
>>57158384
fight me irl
where the freaks my vape
>>57158420
Disgusting.
>>57158259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqmeNkE5hnY
Sent a message to each of my three friends tonight but none of them responded
Can't find the cat either
mm
>>57158358
Mock the Week tier humour.
>>57158465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA2WXWesvSI
>it's a grime posters ruin another thread with their shit music edition
why don't you fuck off to /mu/ you useless cretins
>>57158497
dont know what that it but ill take it as a compliment
>people in /brit/ vape unironically
wew
>>57158438
clearly a wiley instrumental you mong
it's been remixed 100s of times though and that synth sound is very popular in grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77dhP0MJe2E
>>57158485
rasheed
>>57158508
this
So many chavs ITT
>>57158508
>>57158527
bet you post chinky pop and anime you freaks
we're discussing BRITISH culture, thank you very much
>>57158551
wew
>tfw I'll never be young and happy again
On that note, night lads.
luckiest person ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDekuQlnzoU
>>57158564
This
>>57158542
all me
>>57158576
it's 11am
>>57158564
>all music is either the shit I like or anime
>shit music is British culture because the niggers who make it claim to be British
doing a poo
>>57158564
neither of them post their shit for the entire thread like you bellends
Ahh yes ''''''''british culture''''''''''''
>>57158524
Jammer produced it m8, nothing to do with Wiley. Unless you're giving Wiley credit for everything in grime now.
>>57158602
>there aren't people in this world who have reason to stay up all night
Night worker la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM3SWeQz4v4
>Anime
>>57158584
bae: come over
me: I can't I'm a panther
bae: my parents aren't home
having a look at pictures of my oneitis
>Anon, name a time you've had to work in a team to accomplish a goal in a work environment
Well lads? What do you respond with?
>>57158606
>why yes, I am an ethnonationalist
>>57158661
fang us
STRANGLE MAN WITH THE MICROPHONE LEAD
BAX MANS HEAD WITH THE SIDE OF THE MIC
>>57158664
when me and the lads gangbanged your mum
>>57158636
>How Sailor Moon Transformed Queer 90s Kids' Lives
ah yes, sounds like I'm in for a real treat
>241 posts in
>only "music" turboplebs have posted is shit tier grime "music"
>not one person has posted any nelly yet
let me rectify that and bring honour to this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtSDWq6HsJE
having a wank
Officially been shitposting on 4chan for 24 hours straight. Mind's going fuzzy and drifting really easily. Might call it a day and get a few hours kip now. What do you reckon lads?
>57158606
>57158625
grime is undeniably British whichever way you look at it, delusional rorkes
>>57158631
what the fuck are you on about? it clearly says wiley made it
and he can take credit for a lot in grime, most of jammers beats use wiley's kicks and snares m8
don't think you know what you're talking about
Stood up a girl I met on tinder and had been chatting with for a few days. I stopped responding to her two days before the date we arranged to meet on, thinking she would get the hint.
She literally went to the pub and sat there waiting for me, took pics and sent them to me. Now she has been sending me incredibly abusive messages for six hours straight, literally built up a dialogue on her own.
It was a gut feeling, I knew she was a crazy, totally dodged a bullet there haha. Thankfully she doesn't know where I live
Bringing back the word noob
post your desktop no cleaning
all of you annoy me
>>57158734
pretty dog lad
>>57158757
>stormzy
fuck off 2015 twat
>>57158757
Chav.
>>57158742
>Uplay
