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wario edition.
i hope you all die
first for /pol/
lol cum
my penis is erect
hi /cum/-chan im bak frum the gym
im rly strong now
>>57142266
Am I the only one who likes warrio better than Mario?
xth for
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Post your usual at pic related
Samurai Jack coming back this year. Only a few more months at most.
>>57142183
I'll throw sand at you during recess
>>57142201
Canadian geese should be considered terrorists. We're trying to fix up old buildings and there's goose shit on them
>>57142347
ITS FUCKING 6 IN THE MORNING SHUT UP YOU SHITS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Still no girl to snuggle me
>>57142340
No. I also like Waluigi.
>>57142351
Same.
>>57142409
>tfw like wario and waluigi
be my best friend
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>57142430
why these niggas so agressive
why can't they be chill
>>57142266
Is Selena Gomez still fat?
Or she is hot again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRF5TIhshlo
>>57142415
what is this witchcraft?
>>57142430
FUCK YOU
>>57142430
I will blast your honk-y ass into orbit and skeet-shoot you with a Minuteman II
>>57142626
tinder
If I was a Canadian diplomat that met with foreigners I would forcefully gift them with a Canadian Goose. There would be an entire ceremony for it.
The Canadians would have these stone expressions while holding this flopping, angry, shitting and hissing bird that gets passed onto the person receiving the Royal Canadian Goose Keeper honour. If they didn't take care of the goose they would become sworn enemies with Canada and we would send them more geese but en masse to make sure they could reliably overpopulate.
I would start with New Zealand.
>>57142604
Thats pretty fucking lewd
>>57142626
I did 3 months ago with my ex
>>57142658
>ywn weaponize Canadian geese
>>57142647
Tinder is a meme, I got several matches but never any responses even though I tried everything from pickup lines to just saying hi
is it true that its illegal to hunt geese in Canada?
>>57142745
Then keep trying
Persistence is key senpai
>>57142727
You don't even need to. We literally just drop them off somewhere and they'll cause problems naturally.
>Anime jet fighter girl
My chest hurts
>>57142786
tell your bf to stop sucking on it
>>57142783
>anime classic literature girl
>>57142762
Yes. We make sure the population increases each year so when they migrate your way for the winter they can cover entire sidewalks in feces.
>>57142351
Spicy Italian.
Nothing better.
>>57142783
>ywn be an anime transformer
>>57142832
I KNEW IT
>>57142783
>not liking cute girls or jet planes
pretty homosexual bud
>>57142786
Let me lick it
I always wanted to try tinder
But here (B.C.) seems a bit conservative
Has any mex tried tinder before?
>>57142786
are you having a heart attack?
>>57142351
Tuna, cheese, lettuce, tomato, sriracha
Turkey, ham, cheese, lettuce, salt/pepper
>>57142859
You fuck us on trade deals so we enginer birds to poop on your side walks.
Those animal rights people fighting against geese culls and the migratory bird act are also our work.
>>57142877
>mexico
>>57142961
hippies be damned, with trump at the helm we'll shoot your avian terrors out of the sky before they can even cross the border
>>57142351
sweet onion teriyaki on parmesan oregano with monterey, with all vegetables, extra onions, and extra olives.
>>57142266
Newfag here, I lurked a couple /cum/ threads now and I still have no idea what the purpose is.
I want to fight a ninja so fucking bad
>>57143032
to be comfy and post feels/anime
>>57142351
Just today I had something amazing that I've never really tried before
>Subway Club on herb and cheese bread
>Bacon
>Swiss cheese
>Toasted
>Tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, onions bell peppers, ranch, one line of chipotle southwest and spinach in that order
>>57142351
sweet onion teriyaki with tomatoes, banana peppers, red peppers, jalapenos and lettuce
>>57143056
this except the anime part you fucking faggot.
>>57142972
>Canada again
If Trudeau lets Mexicans in will they come here from the top? Is this an accurate representation of our future?
>>57142351
Italiano sub, with pepperocini's and sweet onion sauce
>tfw still no gf
>>57143021
not really
it just tastes like lewd
>>57143001
they breed faster than Mexicans. we also have a reserve force that stays in Canada during the winter to ensure there are always more young honkers to fly south in the future
you literally cannot stop us, our birds will shit on your white house then attack their own reflections and you'll like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk4hCCjOWg0
>>57143021
depends on the girl and her diet.
it can smell awful though
>>57143124
Don't worry, it's bound to happen
It's the year of the gf after all
is canada the cheapest version of the US???
>>57143161
no
the US is the cheapest version of the US
>Rhode Island doesn't want to live in Hawaii with me
COOL KIDS
NEVER HAVE THE TIME
>>57143142
why is he biting himself
the absolute madman
>>57143113
America, when you become great again I want you to remember that Canada killed itself by absorbing all your illegals and SJWs to save you. Please don't ever forget us.
>>57143113
I have never heard of people wanting to move to Canada (no offense) here. well in my experience.
I do hear alot of my friends and other people from uni that want to do a semester as an exchange student over there
>>57143021
tastes a little weird, almost sour
>>57143232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S8RLTMShik
it's just their way
>>57143021
Depends on how active she is, what she eats, her hygiene etc
>>57143032
Just have fun. Anime, comfyness, etc
>>57143136
d-did you taste danish girl
>>57143021
it depends on what her eat
But also dangerous, with all the STDs and everything
>>57143236
Rett and link are comfy
I think this is the most Canadian and Mexicans I've seen in one thread.
My name is No
My number is No
My sign is No
/cum/ needs to let it go
I'VE GIVEN UP
ON TRYING
TO SELLL YOU THINGS
YOU AINT BUYINNNNN
>>57143113
He removed their visas to keep their illegals out.
I literally know a Mexican lady who before the visa removal was talking to me about smuggling in her Grandmother to work for her illegally. Now she can just come here whenever she wants.
You will need two walls.
Bernie Sanders is not being put on the DC Dem primary ballot. Mass reddit suicide incoming.
>>57143369
Uhh there's only like 2 mexican posters here, i think
I post a lot
I haven't excersized in two years ama
>>57142329
I'm going at 1 in the morning
Why can't I post webms with sound?
>>57143423
did he drop out?
ganamos
>>57143465
late registration apparently
>>57142329
i seriously feel insecure in going to a gym
I'm pretty fucking skinny
>>57143460
Because sanic.
>>57143465
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Bernie-Sanders-Faces-Ballot-Trouble-in-DC-After-Registration-Snafu-374042381.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_DCBrand
>>57143460
you can only post them on the gif boards, and a few others
>>57143425
Where's that baby from
>>57143438
Are you fat, skinny or both?
>>57143460
Because God said no to being gay
>>57143492
I HEARD EM SAY
AINT NOTHING PROMISED IN MODERN DAY
>>57143526
>9600x5816
>>57143552
WAKE UP MR WEST MR WEST
>>57143526
"Skinnyfat" dosen't exist it's a meme for memers
I'm a chubby hubby but with the right clothing I just look like a big guy
>>57143500
Go and start on a treadmill.then work your way up. Never be afraid to better yourself.
Okay /cum/guzzlers, rate my flag collection and post yours
>>57143584
4 u
>>57143609
That was a very AESTHETIC show
>>57143609
kill yourself
>>57143526
>Where's that baby from
I think she's from idolmaster, takane shijou
>>57143526
>>57143425
u guys rly like me dont u
>>57143584
>"Skinnyfat" dosen't exist
yes, yes it does
>>57143318
Nah.
She is a really sweet girl and a virgin.
I don't want her first time (or first lewd thing) to be with some guy she probably won't see again.
Doesn't mean I won't go on dates and stuff with her, I still really like her.
Do you get where I'm coming from or do I sound like I'm overthinking this?
>>57143637
you have much to collect, senpai
>>57143705
What country?
>>57143584
yeah it does lmao
skinny fat = lots of fat with very little muscle
>>57143671
y-yes, you're very cute
>>57143719
Kyrgyzstan
There was actually a really qt girl from there who timestamped, once long ago.
>>57143689
idk i've never actually seriously dated anyone :^)
>>57143637
my country flags
will post region/state/city flag next
>>57143809
o-okay
>idk i've never actually seriously dated anyone
>>57143871
I am your friend
>>57143871
*becomes your friend*
>>57143809
what is that haircut even called? that's a semen demon haircut.
>idk i've never actually fucked anyone without a rubber
>>57143900
reported
>>57143900
if you bully manitobans i will
L I T E R A L L Y
make mexican beheadings look tame
>>57142351
Oven roasted chicken (or ham if i'm a poorboi) on italian herbs and cheese. Extra cheese. Green peppers on it then toasted. Onions, lettuce, green olives, salt and pepper. Sub sauce and chipotle sauce (or tzatziki if they have it)
manitobans fucking suck
i'm lovin' it
>>57143999
>if you bully manitobans i will
>L I T E R A L L Y
>make mexican beheadings look tame
HOLLYYY FUUUUUCK
>>57143999
nice trips, frogger :D
Girls love massages tbhonest.
>>57143500
A lot less people give a shit than you think desu. Plenty start that way. Just go.
>>57144094
I like massaging girls
>>57143868
guess the only thing I can relate to is when was """dating""" a 16-year-old and she said something about saving herself for me and I got weirded out
Any torontofags wanna go drinking? I'm so lonely. Also I'm a girl.
>>57144148
post proofs
>>57144148
post legs
>>57144148
>grills on the internet
nice meme
>>57144148
please be my gf
True belonging of americans tbqhwyl
>tfw fapped myself raw from multiple fappings
Any Canadians in Windsor?
>>57144180
where's the haitiANUS who always post engaged amerirat soldiers????
>>57144138
2 options
>she is either innocent and clueless in an adorable way
>she is batshit insane
Probably still worth the gamble though desu
>spending absurd amounts of paychecks on fast food
Talking 20% maybe a bit more
>>57144191
around 211,000
post meat
>>57144236
fat fuck 2bh
>>57144236
but why
If you want indulgent food, you can make delicious stuff at home for so much cheaper.
You could make like cream cheese bacon rolls if you're really not concerned about your health.
>>57144191
I live about an hour away. Why do you ask?
>>57144273
I'm talking about /cum/ lads
>>57144148
tell weed man he's a faggot
>>57144165
they're hairy
>>57144341
I'm a Detroit fag. I was just curious as to how close other /cum/ posters are
pluck a canuck
>>57144294
Same
>>57144332
I cant make anything as good and desu i'm always want the burger
>Florida
>>57144388
I've went to Detroit once. Still remember advice my friend told me, that when you're driving late at night and you see a stop sign, don't actually stop.
QUICK, post what you're listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aqb7MFivis
>>57144461
>I cant make anything as good
Because you haven't done it enough desu
>>57144610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVrTORySXjU
>>57144610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUHCyhE-s9M
I made a 5 level campaign for Hotline Miami 2 starring Jacket as he searches miami for some lean but it got corrupted in random spots so I just deleted it :^(
>>57144510
Yes and no. Don't actually stop just slow down and keep a good speed. If other cars are around you should be OK
>>57142266
Canabros, going to Montreal in summer.
Anything you guys can recommend for me to do?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FSGRClulNQ
>>57144610
some nice spring/summer music
>>57144745
$weet meme, man
>>57144742
Learn a decent amount of French.
It's the only language they have on road signs.
>>57144745
fucking windows 10
>>57144610
>>57144810
fugg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjflTZD9aew&list=PL3EXbzFj-XwcIll6cQfzq3m5tccmbWTjC&index=7
https://youtu.be/Jgpp6xnqMg0
>>57144742
see >>57144818
even if your french is really bad people will really appreciate you giving it a shot instead of just approaching them speaking english
they will probably instantly start speaking english to you, but they will appreciate it
>>57144818
>>57144924
I know intermediate french (took 3 years).
So I assumed I can speak english to everyone in the big city. Should I begin all my conversations speaking French instead?
I really don't mind since I love practicing my french
Blood makes the grass grow a little greener
There were a few things awhile ago I should have gone to a doc for but I have a kind of aversion to attention so I didn't. They got better
>tfw wasting my life
>>57144924
>want to try speaking french to get better
>as soon as I try they switch to English since i'm so shit at it
I gave up desu
>>57145085
>tfw this is my fear
>>57145140
what did he mean by this?
>>57143080
I still don't understand. How? Is this even real?
Who /crying deeply/ here?
>>57145170
dude you fucking post this every fucking time
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
>>57145227
can't say.
You've been my only friends for years. My true self is a carbon copy of this place. Many people can tell I am hiding something and that something is shitposting and anime
>>57145170
not me, I got a gf and we both have amazing STEM jobs right out of college.
Jelly? Now keep crying
>>57144986
yeah initiate everything in french if you can, and yeah if you enjoy the practice then all the better
>>57145085
sometimes there is a threshold where they can barely understand you, and is easier for them to speak english
Try listening to CBC in French, and just pause it and repeat what they say, how they say it.
I feel your anglo pain desu
>>57145258
Then fucking STOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>57145344
stob gigking the sburdo ok?
DOG BLESS /GUM/
:DD
>>57145170
I pray for you.
>>57145296
kisses anon
>>57145325
also just lost my motivation to learn french in highschool and have forgotten a lot of the vocab and grammar
>>57145325
>FAQ
Is it a problem if I don't speak French?
Yes.
French is the official language of the province of Quebec, so obviously, there's a problem if you don't speak it. The same way it's a problem if you don't speak German in Germany or Mandarin in China.
In Montreal's downtown core however, it's less of a problem since it is much more bilingual than the surroundings of the city. Finding a job is not impossible if you only speak English, but it will make it very difficult. You can live without french, but you can't 100% enjoy the city without it. Plus you'll be missing out on dating beautiful francophone women/men. Montrealers really appreciate it when new residents make an effort to learn French, even if it's just a few sentences. As long as you show that you are making an effort to integrate yourself to the city, Montrealers will take you as one of their own.
Per rebbit /r/ montreal
This should be great. Gf will have a shitty time then
>tfw watching mr. bean
>>57145170
Oh no, what happened?
Looking for this reaction image: Pic related, coming out of a computer screen with a person at the computer recoiling at the bright face coming out of it.
Anyone have it? Should've saved it the second I saw it desu, but I was high as fuck at the time.
>>57145170
tell me wat happn /cum/-chan
>>57145408
the complete same thing happened to me
You just need to start using French in a more casual way that isn't in a school-type setting.
Once I started using it and not worrying about grammar/vocab, I found my grammar and vocabulary started improving without me worrying about it.
>>57145458
You are fine with English in Montreal as a tourist.
>they mention the dark web on NCIS
>>57145537
gotchu senpai
I think I might be notably less intelligent than I had previously believed
>>57145742
me,a few months ago
>>57145599
I dont understand this image, what is it implying?
>>57145599
Thanks m8
>>57145629
saved :^)
>>57145810
When your eyes just can't handle the banter
it's slow again and i don't like it
p-pls post more ;_____;
>>57146033
UUUU
>captcha airplanes
>>57146033
But it's past my bedtime
>>57146033
about to watch some anime
just for >>57146033
/cum/ do you ever go to niche or ethnic grocery stores? near me we have an amish grocery store that sells all kinds of goodies. they have candy, nuts, snack mixes, meat sticks, all ridiculously cheap. they sell huge portions of ice cream for a dollar, and there's tons of pies and cakes and baked goods. lots of nice locally made sausages too.
also i went to a korean grocery but didn't find anything interesting other than gochujang. i'm thinking of going back for some ramen. i'd like to go to the tienda latina but i'm kinda intimidated, my spanish isn't good and i don't want to come off as the lame gringa.
>>57146165
In the city, all the time. Michoacana has tons of specific stuff that's not kept in stock at HEB and the like.
Though in this smaller town, everything's much more segregated and I don't feel comfortable doing it desu
pic related is what apartments are like in downtown Quebec city
>>57146064
pretty desu
I've always wanted to take a bus down to ND or SD sometime.
>>57146091
what is with you and planes?
they're pretty cute planes tho
>>57146101
yeah, i'm probably going to bed in like 90mins
>>57146130
what anime?
>>57146165
In my hometown of Winnipeg, there is a great Chinese supermarket I would always go to for sauces, spices, and tea.
Store was kinda dingy & dirty-looking, but it is a great place.
>>57146254
forgot pic, fug
>>57146254
>I've always wanted to take a bus down to ND or SD sometime
Please visit please
>>57146254
new episode of Musaigen no Phantom World, then a couple episodes of Non Non Biyori before going to bed
>>57146165
I like going to asian bakeries
>just won 60$ at the casino
Feels good lads, living the high life now
>>57146325
>t. SD board of tourism
also, a-are you cute?
My gf is coming back this Sunday, familia.
>>57146378
>Non Non Biyori
I noticed that there's alot of mexicans at the bginning of /cum/
But when it's start nearing to 200 posts, then they sometimes suddenly stop.
Weird
>>57146533
is she going to touch your peepee?
>>57146378
Both of those are still on the backlog
Will probably start Phantom World in a few days
Good evening
>>57146574
>Canada
>>57146559
There's a high probability of that, ye.
>>57146574
thanks for the ultra rare region flag friendo
>>57146574
>nunavut
I don't believe you anon
>>57146574
>nunavut
>>57146596
should be a 100% chance desu
>>57146574
>nunavut
>>57146610
>>57146601
>>57146600
>Le extra le flags
>>57146508
Not as cute as Minnesotans NO YOU CANNOT TOUCH!
>>57146574
Did greenland get a job transfer?
>>57146601
Whether you believe me or not, that is up to you.
>>57146667
you an eskimo?
what's your internet speed?
>>57146650
i love you
>>57146683
y-you too!
>>57146650
Are you really going to deny a Manitoban?
;________________;
>>57146676
1) Nope.
2) No idea.
Do you like kitty titties, cum?
y/n
>>57146623
Well, she's gonna have a 5 hours bus ride to get here so she might not be too up for it. I'll have to use my best moves.
>>57146676
No way he is actually from nunavut
Man, Garden Warfare 2 is a fuckload of fun. Anyone else into it?
>>57146702
i'm soon to be a manitoban maybe hahah
>>57146591
This province IS located in Canada, no?
>>57146702
I-I don't know!
Where's Utah, I need some Mormonism for all these waifus!
>>57146709
yis
>>57146734
jesus fucking christ
>>57146574
hi nun-chan
>>57146754
were you the one coming up to visit friends at u of m?
>>57146734
was gonna post that desu
>>57146771
p-pls
i'm cuter
>>57146709
hope they don't start scratching desu
>>57146827
Iunno... Minnesota's pretty hawt t b h
>>57146734
Local wi-fi is what I am using.
I have to be outside to get a good connection, and it is too cold.
>>57146901
Ohio is the cutest
Even the name is cute
>go to Omegle and ask "how is trump racist?"
>everyone responds with some form of "are you kidding me?"
>>57146941
>Omegle is still a thing
>>57146935
ohio has the cutest flag tb h
>>57146982
>someone just said "just watch John Oliver's video about him"
>>57146901
but what about our northern charm?
>>57146508
>>57146650
>>57146702
>>57146771
>>57146827
>>57146901
>>57146935
>>57147000
cringed. go practice your Naruto run
>tfw only had 3 beers and i'm kinda drunk
AHHH mum using computer what is all this talk of someone becoming Manitoban and where do I sign up
>>57147000
B-but Minnesota though!
>>57146935
You may be cute but Ohio doesn't love the sweet Southern Dakota like Minnesota does
>>57147065
Okay sensei x)
>tfw nobody in /cum/ to talk about cars with
>>57147091
>mfw I drank an entire 12 pack in one night last saturday
>when a girl under 6/10 glares at you
>tfw so horny you start to every girl attract
SAAAVE MEE
>>57147132
go play wizard sticks
you'd do the same thing except you'd tape all them together and fight with them at the end
>>57146795
Yes, and I'm looking at graduate schools there.
>>57147179
nice english harvinder
https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty
incase anyone isn't aware of the based politician in the country today
>>57147111
Fine then, ignore your cute Canadian friend.
Do you guys like my new sunglasses
>>57147299
I knew who this was before I even clicked.
>>57147355
>buying meme glasses
>>57147091
>Why are canadians such sissies?
>>57147389
the man is an american hero
>>57147401
forget the greentext
>>57147405
More like a nutjob, Jesus Christ I bet he's got stock in Reynolds Wrap
any qts with hot boipussi ITT right now?
>>57147416
I won't forget.
I am going now. Too cold outside, not worth risking it for stronger connection on local wi-fi. I will post if I can on another day.
>>57147437
Every Texan that posts in /cum/
>>57147132
that is way too much desu
>>57147401
i dont drink often
>>57146254
planes are cuuuuuuuute
>>57146574
hello hat :^)
>>57147219
>graduate schools
I thought we had like one
>>57147395
how cum theyre memes
>>57147452
you will
>>57147437
depends who is asking
>>57147466
How much do you weight bitch ass boi? 3 beers should not be enough to get a grown man drunk. A little tipsy, perhaps, if you never EVER get drunk regularly. That's still pretty pathetic though tbqh.
>>57147435
I don't think it would be that bad of an idea to own stock in the Reynolds Group
We need more men like him leading this nation
>>57147462
you've changed man
>>57147479
UoM and UoW
>>57147492
he's a boipucci what were you expecting?
>>57147437
wat r u, gay!??!
What is a good service to use to make your own gifs?
>>57147518
oh didn't know UoW did much for graduate stuff or stuff at all
>>57147533
it's not gay if it's a feminine penis :^)
Is an xbox controller still the best you can buy for gaming on a PC? I like playstation controllers but I hear that shit has compatibility problems and you have to map out for every game and whatnot, fuck that noise.
>>57147547
They don't, but they have a joint program with UoM I was looking at.
>>57147568
oh gud point
>>57147568
wise anon
wish dinosaurs stil existed tbhonest.
>>57147586
theres a program, i forget what its called, but it essentially is the DS3 drivers for your computer and when you plug the controller in it instantly recognizes it and is already mapped for the game
xinput? i forget, but what im saying is it works flawlessly
New
>>57147801
New
>>57147801
New
>>57147801
animal collective
>>57148366
>animal collective
>>57148438
they're great desu
>>57148497
super-interesting vocal harmonies and musicality desu
don't see a lot of that
fuck why did I spend the entire day not doing shit and leave this lab until the time I wanted to sleep
>>57150879
because procrastinating is bad desu
>>57150962
it really is
this lab was technically due weeks ago but prof is pretty lax
but it just means I get more behind each week
at least it ends in a month no matter if I pass or fail
>>57151011
Pass your classes, anon.
You can do it.
>>57151085
I don't even know what transistors really do :DDDDD
this exam is going to be hell
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