>His """""country""""" doesn't have a unique and world famous beverage
>>57125919
>Alcohol
"I'm a cool grownup just like in the movies!"
>>57126010
>The face of autism
>>57126010
Wow you're a faggot
>spirits
>beverage
Does my semen count?
>>57125919
Well, I guess that just negates everything else about Mexico, doesn't it?
>>57125919
Greece has Ouzo
>tfw we actually do.
>>57126104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MshWMq675u8
refreshing
We just drink Whiskey and American versions of whiskey like bourbon, rye or moonshine.
>>57126567
King of the Hill is probably the only funny American thing there is.
>>57125919
corona extra?
Are you even trying, niggers ? Go back to your plantations.
>>57127201
I've never heard of this
>>57126010
*tips fedora* truly a gentleman
>>57126115
did you guys invent lemoncello?
>>57126010
I know right vaping is so much better
>>57126219
did this fucker die after the everclear bottle?
>>57127899
>Moet & Chandon
really?
>>57127201
Meh tier Champagne desu
Mexico - Tequila
UK - Scotch/Gin
France - Champagne
America - Moonshine
Germany - Beer
What else?
We had one, then the British stole it and called it Gin.
>>57129847
ouzo is greek and raki is turkish same shit
>>57129847
>Germany - Beer
germany invented beer? you mad son?
>>57129847
Japan - sake
America - bourbon, sizzurp (no one actually drinks moonshine unironically except poor rednecks)
Russia - vodka
Ireland - whiskey
Puerto Rico - Rum
idek where absinthe is from
>>57129847
Russia - Vodka
>>57130006
Yeh that one was reaching a bit desu
France - Cognac
>>57129847
>Italy - Wine
or
>France - Wine
... ?
Gin/Jenever and Heineken desu
Gold liqueur, like Gold Strike, is also Dutch.
Brandy is Dutch.
>>57129847
China: baiju
Korea: soju
Peru:pisco
Spain: sangria
Ever heard of "Rakı"?
>>57130486
>Rakı
Yeah. I unironically thought that was Japanese.
We have Aquavit/Akevitt, though I don't think it's all that famous.
I did however see it mentioned in a manga once, so it shouldn't be unheard of, as even the Japanese know about it.
>>57130486
i drank Haraki, what's difference?
desu
>>57127201
champagne is shit to be honest family
>>57130093
>Russia - vodka
inb4 a gorillion Poles start whining
>>57130761
>high paid champagne is shit to be honest family
corrected
>>57130667
We use Suma(a mix of distilated grape and common fig) and anise. It tastes sweat and tart.
>>57130671
shiiiiit I loved them
>>57125919
Guarana, mate, açaÃ, cachaça...
Champagne is best when it tastes like lemonade.
>>57130115
>>57130006
British """"""""""beer""""""""""
>>57126010
I too am drunk on my own euphoria
>>57126010
*dibs
>>57125919
VB is pretty famous. Cunt
>>57130971
I find plenty of them better than Beck's. It's almost our tier of shit.
Not unique per se, but in a world of meme rums Bundaberg's top seller is still an unflavoured dark rum made using the traditional British method.
We're also starting to produce gins that use Australian native botanics (bush pepper actually works pretty well in gin) and aged whiskeys.
We're also known for our wines, especially big shiraz blends like Penfolds Grange.
>>57131212
>Beck's
it's shit.
but the american beck's is even worse.
beck's usa uses not the softest water.
>>57130971
been once in germany during beer fest, i understand now how you could drink that much it's barely alcoholised!
>>57130284
>Heineken
I wouldn't be proud of that. I'm not proud of Anheuser-Busch products desu.
>>57131473
It's still the biggest beer brand in the world.
That would be some local brand of rakia (thousands of those, including homemade batches), menta, or mastika, I guess. About the world famous part, I dunno, menta deserves greater popularity as a beach drink.
>>57131210
got me fackin voi boi in me fackin ute cant
Fosters is most famous Aussie brew abroad even though it's impossible to find inside Straya itself lol
for me goon will always be the most aussie drnk
>>57130871
Didn't know about the figs- I was reading the other day about a traditional fig liquor that gets made by North African jews that I'd like to try.
Rakı here is about double the price of Ouzo and three times the quality
>>57131534
>mfw it's not
>mfw it's Anheuser-Busch InBev
Damn my whole life is a lie.
>>57126010
"I dont need drugs, alcohol, or smokes because i'm high and drunk on life. I'm better than everyone so you might as well call me god while I suck my own cock."
God I hope you choke on your own shit you faggot.
>>57131606
Do they make kosher boxed wine?
>>57131472
Lager/Pils 4,5% - 5,5% alc.
Weizenbier 5,5%
Bockbier/Starkbier 6,5%+
if you are used to wine they them seem to be barely alcoholised
if you are a wine drinker
>>57131831
goon hangover is the greatest toeiva of them all
>>57131903
is crown royal (not rye) better than canadian club?
Moonshine and bourbon I guess
>>57131772
Brazilians and Belgians win again.
>>57130093
Rum is Cuba
>>57126619
>implying you don't like South Park
>implying you don't like any great American comedy movie (Airplane! comes to mind)
>>57131992
Crown royal is shit. Crown royal black is decent tho.
Canada's best ryes are super expensive.
>>57131992
Yes
>>57126010
Wow, pathetic attempt
feels ok
>>57126567
>PBR
Literally all I drink. I don't even drink water ever, just PBR
>>57130525
It's mostly a Scandinavian thing, I think. But it has some small popularity abroad, like in Germany.
>>57126010
Wow. That's good for you!
>>57134453
thanks m8, i needed this flag
>>57134453
t. Antigua Barbosa
>>57126010
This. If you unironically drink any form of alcohol past the age of 18, you are literally a man child.
>>57136032
For what purpose?
>>57129847
Ireland - Guinness
It's a stout/porter, which is British to be fair.
>>57130971
MUH LAGER
You can keep your shitty lager. We'll have our varied ales, stouts and bitters which have actual taste to them.
Sure it does.
>Wine has been produced for thousands of years. The earliest evidence of wine to date was found in the country of Georgia, where 8000-year old wine jars were uncovered
>>57129847
Switzerland - Absinthe
>>57129847
Georgia - Wine
rakija
every other spirit is for pussies
Has nobody mentioned Coca Cola yet? I'm pretty sure that Mexico would sell us the half of their country we didn't already take for just a few palates of it.
take pure c2h5oh, take pure water. mix both 50\50
drink
coloured alcohol is for pussies
>>57134453
R
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>>57138341
It' also (and mostly) French, so not unique
>>57134453
What is this?
>>57126619
>he doesn't like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_49P1RtqU0
>>57130525
>>57134364
It was mentioned in Boardwalk Empire when Van Alden moved to Cicero near Chicago and sold his wife's aquavit to some Norwegian immigrant bars.
>>57138081
>Wine is civilization...
>>57131992
Canadian Club is awful stuff. It got famous because Al Capone smuggled it into the United States during prohibition and that's literally the only time it has ever been better than the alternatives. I'd drink Rich and Rare before I drank Canadian Club again.
>>57130871
Sounds nice.
>>57132222
Rum is every caribbean country, it's made from molasses, which is an industrial byproduct of cane sugar. It's actually a pretty interesting thing because most alcohol is made from foodstuffs instead of a byproduct.
>>57140728
it is. can you imagine living 8,000 years ago and being sober?
That and it's also great for not shitting yourself to death.
