https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLw0cDlBPeE
/balt/
>>57115439
PERTAMAX
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>>57115439
Malaysia Truly Asia ~!~
It's real wagecuck hours
Sleep tight, you need to wake up 5am
It's anime posting hour
Malazy
XDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zduRrUQ1Fq0
ika-anim
Puting na ino
WE WAR NOW WE MOLD ASEAN INTO OUR RIGHTFUL FILIPINO CLAY
>>57115647
Puting na ino mi ron
>>57115659
>We at war in Acre Hardware
Nice meme senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrv2D4htoro
>>57115524
stop it
>>57115647
mahal kita puta
>>57115439
>singkong dan keju
holy shit grandpa, what are you doing on 4chan?
>>57115738
G-grandson, Soeharto did nothing wrong. Gommie should not be accepted in our society.
POLL TIME
Should /asean/ be separated into /pinoy/ and /asean/ (w/o the Philippines)
ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS STARTED THAT SUNTUKAN SA ACE HARDWARE MEME. I KNOW IT COULD ONLY COME FROM HERE YOU KEKS
>>57115734
s-sorry,just wanted malaysian (You)
I saw Baron Geisler at an Ace Hardware in SM City Lucena yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him if i was bothering him or anything.
He said, “Wag niyo na ilabas to, pare”.
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Ano?” but he kept cutting me off and going "Ano? Putangina mo, tara na!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shabu, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my shabu up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen sachets of shabu in his hands without paying.
The bisaya at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “gago, di ka pa nagbayad.” At first he kept pretending to be listening to Ilocano traditional music and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the bisaya.
When he took one of the sachets and started weighing it multiple times, he stopped him and told her to weigh them each individually “para magkaroon ako ng good life” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a thing. After he weighed each sachet and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting him by saying "Eh leche wala kang ginagawa, subuin mo".
>>57115659
We're so badass, we don't need a gun to fight other ASEANS
>>57115798
no thanks,I don't want to converse with other Noypi exclusively,my mind would overload
>>57115867
every general is always invaded by non-native posters, and besides, asean and pinoys are fed up with each other so i think it's appropriate that pinoys should just make its own thread
>>57115798
No, /asean/ needs a common enemy and its our job, plus /pinoy/ will turn into a bisaya/tagalog tirade shithole of a thread
This was one of Elliot Rodger's favourite songs, do you like it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqAGSKQn0VM
>>57115842
this image is losing more jpeg every time I see it
>>57115821
>>57115952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqn8gTmEQw
>>57115821
Who's going to Ace Hardware this April 15?
>>57115936
>>57115798
are you new?
do you not know what happened to the /[inoy/ general?
>>57116005
I always imagine this song as the ending credits to the Elliot Rodger movie, when he turns the gun on himself.
>>57115952
>tfw I sing that song while I take a shower
>>57116025
The faggot who made the page keeping out normies but not a single rare or common pepe were posted on his group
>>57115720
>had to search what this meant
I-I am out of touch in the outside world. Is this supposed to be a new meme?
>>57116078
but not all the time tho.
>>57116005
>>57115952
>mfw Elliot's mom was a malay
>>57116142
She was a Malaysian Chinese lad, not Malay.
>>57115821
If you don't want to take a day trip to Bilibid, I suggest you don't go there again.
>>57116093
faecbook faggots are making a meme then forcing hte normie meme without pepe.
>>57115736
~<3
>>57115952
Elliot is so based, very good taste.
>>57116163
>t. Orang asli
>>57116204
ialay mo sakin ang pwet mo <3
>>57116163
ok s-sorry
>>57116142
>even the supreme gentleman can't resist the barbarism and desire to kill because of his Malay heritage
>>57116163
what's the difference? :^)
>>57116163
>>57116360
shots fired!
>>57116163
>Malaysian Chinese lad, not Malay
>>57116179
Good for them I guess? They wouldn't even know about pepe anyway
>>57116306
C-Can it fit in? :3
>>57116163
>implying there's the different between Malay and Chinese
>>57116438
Yeah its probably better to save pepe here.
>>57116169
Drug possession is just bailable unlike drug pushing, that's not really a big deal.
>>57116438
they do the reeeeeeeee thing r9k autists do though. should I be worried?
>>57116360
it's chink^2
>>57116163
arr rook same
>>57116550
They might be 4chan/leddit rejects that can't let go of fagbook
its just a meme bro let it go
>>57116438
pepe will hardly penetrate peenoise kikebook because pepe = rizal = vagina
>>57115821
hey faggot, keep your memester on fagbook
>>57116163
>>57117023
>it ain't me starts playing
W-Why did I get so many (You)s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=EgmNEgIFBTQ&ebc=ANyPxKoPDFy6Tgu5Y6njWlRxz0DlUUseFUa7VltiT5nVsZgTXR2PptNNhWWs7w63nF95lblQV_M5iHvoEONF_ZWmah4A0mkwvg
>>57116163
can't tell if joking or not
>>57117176
because truly asia :*
>>57116765
oh fuck me, i'm dead wrong
>>57117382
wew lad
>>57117382
Holy shit flips what have you brought to this world
>>57117382
I don't understand how can they post shit like this while having their full name displayed, and facebook tracing everything you do
>>57117499
This desu
>>57117382
>these are the people you post on /asean/ with
>>57117483
Is that the Financial Times?
>>57116163
Here's your (You)
Make your own WAIFU thread /asean/
>>57117825
>>57117825
>>57117825
>>57117825
>>57117825
>>57117903
why'd you bother making a new /asean/?
ASEAN lets see what your prefered WAIFU looks like
>Make your own Waifus here:
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
>>57117825
>>57115439
The girl I liked just recently sent me this. Just because I didn't shill for dutdut.
8+ years all down the drain. Just because I didn't shill for dutdut.
Can't feel anything tho. Must be because the reason is just too absurd to be real
>>57117949
This thread is boring. We could also make WAIFU thread here if its cool
>>57117949
Pinoys can't handle an /asean/ thread made by non Pinoys.
>>57115659
FUCKING SUN
>>57117949
Dont mind him, he's probably on of these guys >>57117382
>>57117992
Maybe she always wanted to leave you but didn't have any good reason to, well there it is, that's why you should never entertain politics
>>57118079
that pic should be the standard ASEAN peenoy poster
>>57117992
you shouldn't think about it too much. bitches ain't shit tbqh
>>57118131
>muh sekrit klub
You do have a point.
>>57117961
Rate my waifu
My flip waifu (boi)
>>57117961
Elf slut 5/10
>>57118308
Normie 6/10
>>57118462
That's a boy
Elves are not sluts!
>>57118562
my rape doujins say otherwise
>>57117992
cockblocked by Du30
>>57118652
>>57118604
those are just lies and slander
>>57118515
what is this creature?
>>57117992
Good riddance.
>>57118817
>>57117961
3/10
>>57118308
5/10
>>57118515
4/10
>>57118652
The only consolation I have is he wont win the elections.
Other than that, the feeling's starting to creep up on me.
And I thought heartbreaks hurting like a bitch is just a meme. It hurts.
It hurts real bad.
>>57118785
>>57118604
>>57118562
Here's a vampire elf slut
>>57119108
Forgot pic
>>57118988
Normie
>>57118988
>tfw no qt tomboyish delinquent gf to punish me
>>57119079
>aiming for 3d flip girls
>not immersing in 2d
You got yourself to blame.
>>57119158
Hey Malaybro make your own waifu & join the fun
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
>>57117992
>chasing a girl for 8+ years
Why? Is she miss universe or something?
>>57115524
ASSean
I'm bad at designing a grill.
Can you guys enlighten me on this fucking ACE thing on facebook?
>>57119203
>immersing in 2d
A thinner rope to balance in IMO. Go down the rabbit hole too much and you end up an autist.
It's just hard to accept since she was the lynchpin of all my plans and my dreams. She's the reason I tried to be a better person.
So this is what you get when you put a pussy on the pedestal. I reap what I sow, I guess.
>>57118925
oh crap, a pervert!
>>57119317
5/10
Don't worry, we dont judge
What's a common chad name in Malaysia? I ask because I've been cucked by Malaysian chad
>>57119342
Someone created an event with the Gosling copypasta.
>>57119371
Changed her eyes, how about now?
>>57119374
Saepul Jamil
>>57119403
Is it dank?
>>57119494
Jamil sounds good. Kinda like Jamal but Malaysian, perfect for cuckolding.
>>57119374
Joko
>>57119374
Saiful kot
>>57119518
Not really.
>>57117992
>8+ years
>being so much of a beta faggot
Please tell me you were in a relationship with her
>>57119259
Confessed that I liked her when we were just in highschool. She told me to ask her again after college and so I did. Got stuck in "we're in a relationship but not really" limbo for quite awhile.
>>57119374
naufal
>tfw flash not working
>>57119625
Fucking Normies
>>57119518
it's fun at first, but it's getting pretty annoying later on
How do you hit on Muslim women? Is there a pickup movement in predominantly Muslim countries?
>>57119364
>she was the lynchpin of all my plans and my dreams
that is a normie way of thinking where do you think you are. you don't even know each other that well I presume since you just chat?
I am sorry for you lost but riding your dreams on another human bean like you is your fault
>>57119374
Najib
>>57119518
it catching fire with the lowest common denominator of flipnigs is not dank
>>57119374
Abang Sado
>>57119342
learn to backread fag
>>57119760
Which country grill do you want to hit? Malaysia? If so then just say that you have oil then she will wet.
>group study sa sogo hotel
Test
>>57119671
>>57119782
>confessed to my beautiful otaku nerdy close friend/crush in a anime group in high school
>turns out he was looking at a normalfag chad who play basketball and smokes Mary Jane
And I never looked at another human the same ever again. 2D for laifu
>>57119909
proxy test ok bro?
>>57119888
If I pull her hijab off will she die?
>>57119972
It would be painful.
>>57119671
>obsessing over a single girl when there are tons of other girls out there
>willingly reduced yourself to be a doormat
>"w-we're in a relationship but not really"
>she was the lynchpin of all my plans and my dreams
Holy shit it's been a while since I've seen this level of chuunishit in 4chan.
I bet you'll make a good cuck in the future
>>57119967
Selamat datang. Terima kasih
>>57119966
i mean *she
>>57119966
>he
Faggot
>>57119374
How did you get cucked by a Malaysian? Like how beta can you be?
>>57119966
post pic of qt
>>57119622
hello
>>57119972
It would be extremely haram.
>>57119622
Haro haro Flipchan :3
>Stealing girl's hijab prank (GONE SEXUAL)
>>57119494
>>57119559
>>57119619
>>57119673
>>57119799
>>57119832
ty
I'll sleep on these
>>57120047
Do you know where you are?
who else is going to ace hardware on the 15th?
>>57120100
i'd rather not she has a fulfilling life right now and I am happy for her as a friend
>>57120202
I'm sorry but you're bullshitting, there's no way a superior white man could lose to a Malaysian.
>>57120230
I'm going to the group study at sogo hotel instead.
>>57120272
>>57116142
>>57116163
>>57120272
>superior white man
Elliot pls go
I dont know what else to say. I have been cucked by a Malaysian
>>57120633
Storytime pls.
We can pour more salt on your wound, that will help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPJY_7ZUWZ4
/asean/ asleep already?
>>57119364
You're fucking pathetic man. Fuck women who don't give a shit about you even when you chase them nonstop. They're not entitled to your attention if they can't give the same attention back. Go lift, jog, get thin, get better grades, hangout with other people, get famous, be successful and see her world crumble as she sees everything you could have given her.
[spoiler]Also, she's probably unstable if she's into animu anyway[/spoiler]
>tfw only Straya, Taeland, and Papua New Nigger are our only hope for an /asean/ victory in the next world cup
>>57121729
Are you lifelong?
>>57121729
>Indonesia
WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWWKWKWKWKKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK
Who is she, aseanfam?
sleep
>>57120731
Not really much to tell. Theres this girl I have a crush on and I saw her making out with a Malaysian guy
>>57122712
You didn't get cucked. Someone else just got to her b4 u
>>57123230
I asked her out and she said no
She just wants big yellow cock I guess
>>57123305
You'll only be cucked if she said yes and then made out with Ah Jib.
>>57122712
>>57123305
Stop it with your cuck meme you idiot, you didn't get cucked.
You're just one of those faggots obsessing over your crush.
>>57123597
>>57123944
>>57122093
"Indonesia is a strong and independent country that doesn't need no FIFA." -Joke Cuck Wee-
>>57125183
Go to bed La Nyalla.
