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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread >>57073327

Useful Links
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今までのスレ一覧
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Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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>>>57095525
Nice time
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>>57095534
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So there is a person A who was being absurd and tricking a gullible person B, and person A just suggested another thing that is so absurd that even gullible person B is unsure about it, and person A thinks to himself 無理があった. In this context, does that mean "I'm really in over my head here" or is that not sense person A means?
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a person
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>>57095697
無理があった means "it was too forcing."
The second suggestion by person A was so obviously absurd that "it was too forcing" to trick person B with it.
Does this make any sense? I can't explain it well...
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>>57095697
Overdid it
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>>57095763 ←β person
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>>57096130
>>57096148
So you mean person A is saying "I went too far with this (last suggestion)", correct?
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>>57096170
t. weeb
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>>57095534
栗金団いらね
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Chongchanghang
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tegami

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t6Qp_i3UtU
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>>57096728
Isn't that more of a Chinese name than a Korean one though? Korea is like Baekdeo or some shit like that.
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>>57096906
チョンチャン

イ・チョン・ヨン

ジェシカ・チョン
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>>57096906
Chan Han is a pretty common name in Korea.
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>トレーニングジムに行って、
>日本人男性はみなこういうかっこうしている
なんで?あつくない?なんでTシャツと半ズボンの下にもういちまい着なくちゃいけない?
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This picture makes the japanese tremble with fear
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>>57097138
自分の汗が周りに飛ぶのを避けてるんだと思うよ
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I am going to cum, anon. I am going to cum.
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>>57097262

マジ?どうでもいんだ、そんなの
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>>57097252
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>>57097359

When I see couples like this I feel sad.
I know there is no love in their relationship. Ted is far too ugly to be loved and he only clings to her because he fears being alone.

The whole thing depresses me.
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>>57097443
He has the money to not die alone.

>>57097477
If you're not pad thai, than no, I don't know you.
And why do you hate people exporting """women""" with penises from the country? Reduces you supply?
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>>57097332
まぁジムならそんなに気にしなくてもいいよねw

でも夏に外に出る時は、俺もTシャツ2枚着るよ
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>>57096266
>>57095697
It is a kind of so-called Paradox of quest.
Pantsuya is the same as not existing if you don't know the name called Pantsuya.
無理があるin this case =不条理;矛盾した存在
U see?
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>>57097590

俺はノーシャツで出かける
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>>57097252
weak.
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昨日の8月15日にいつもの浮浪者のおっさん(60歳)と先日メールくれた汚れ好きの土方のにいちゃん
(45歳)とわし(53歳)の3人で県北にある川の土手の下で盛りあったぜ。
今日は明日が休みなんでコンビニで酒とつまみを買ってから滅多に人が来ない所なんで、
そこでしこたま酒を飲んでからやりはじめたんや。
3人でちんぽ舐めあいながら地下足袋だけになり持って来たいちぢく浣腸を3本ずつ入れあった。
しばらくしたら、けつの穴がひくひくして来るし、糞が出口を求めて腹の中でぐるぐるしている。
浮浪者のおっさんにけつの穴をなめさせながら、兄ちゃんのけつの穴を舐めてたら、
先に兄ちゃんがわしの口に糞をドバーっと出して来た。
それと同時におっさんもわしも糞を出したんや。もう顔中、糞まみれや、
3人で出した糞を手で掬いながらお互いの体にぬりあったり、
糞まみれのちんぽを舐めあって小便で浣腸したりした。ああ~~たまらねえぜ。
しばらくやりまくってから又浣腸をしあうともう気が狂う程気持ちええんじゃ。
浮浪者のおっさんのけつの穴にわしのちんぽを突うずるっ込んでやると
けつの穴が糞と小便でずるずるして気持ちが良い。
にいちゃんもおっさんの口にちんぽ突っ込んで腰をつかって居る。
糞まみれのおっさんのちんぽを掻きながら、思い切り射精したんや。
それからは、もうめちゃくちゃにおっさんと兄ちゃんの糞ちんぽを舐めあい、
糞を塗りあい、二回も男汁を出した。もう一度やりたいぜ。
やはり大勢で糞まみれになると最高やで。こんな、変態親父と糞あそびしないか。
ああ~~早く糞まみれになろうぜ。
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>>57097252
what do you feel with this picture?
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>>57097762
I feel you saved a thumbnail
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>>57097689
ちゃんと着なさい
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>>57097252
what do you feel?
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>>57097809

俺の腹筋が世界への贈り物だよー
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>>57097856
>>57097762
>>57097252

I see a bunch of Asian men practicing a glorified dance.
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>>57097776
a.... yes i saved thumbnail.
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>>57097891
Flag -> >>57097856
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>>57097891
i recommend you don't fight with this dancing persons.
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>>57097776
It's a centuries-old martial arts for ants, please be more respectful.
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>>57097978
yeah, i know lot of Brazilian respect Japanese budo.
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>>57097689
ノーパンにしろよ。
>>57097748dおめでとうございました。
良かったね。
>>57097762
Do you know this tune
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA
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>>57098088
i like this song
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>>57097540
I literally don't care about thailand at all, im purely here for financial reasons

>>57097719
>>57097762
>>57097856
inferior japanese martial art, karate is a laughing stock in the western world, it doesn't even have full contact sparring lmao
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What should I get for lunch?

Mcdonalds
Mister Donut
KFC
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>>57098210
KFC? What's this, christmas?

Get yourself a donut nigga.
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>>57098185
Cheap ladyboys?
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>>57098185
you don't know anything. wwww
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>>57098224
Do we have KFC here? I don't even know.
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>>57098210
Get someone different for once and try some döner kebab.
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>>57098239
Not the brand itself, but you can find fried chicken fast food joints in some cities.
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You would kill yourself to serve your duty?
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sending 48000 USD to china
yesterday exchange rate was 6.51
today bank opens , the exchange goes to 6.47
mfw
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メキシコに日本の自販機を輸入したいが、お金が問題ではないし、でも貿易法はやっぱり面倒になってる

もう日本人の留学生を雇えばどうかな?
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>>57098239
Please. Even India has KFC.
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>>57098210
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>>57098330
India has KFC because it can't have Burger King. Very different

And when are we going to move to a different imageboard without the fucking recaptcha?
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>>57098330
Well, Brazil doesn't.
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>>57098321
日本の留学生を雇っても、彼らは自動販売機を作れないぞ?
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>>57098407
We do have Burger King though.
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>>57098210
MATSUYA
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がんばれ平安
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I am wet currently.
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誰か、セックスしたいの?
女の子です。
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>>57098227
(you)どうぞ

>>57098238
(you)どうぞ

>>57098312
>then the poor mestizo wakes up from his dream, and goes out to the farm to work
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>>57098548
http://www.boc.cn/sourcedb/whpj/enindex.html
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>>57098592
How does this image make you feel?
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>>57098278
>>57098330
>>57098407
>>57098484
Actually, we have them but only at those two cities. No wonder I've never heard of one before.
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>>57098646
Where are you from?
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>>57098686
O Acre do sudeste, aka Espírito Santo.
No bully please.
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>>57098745
I'm from the northeast, I'm in no position to bully anyone.
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>>57095534
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I'm your father, anon.
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the japanese are TERRIFIED of this picture
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>>57098695
she is so perfect
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>>57098312
So you made 400 dollars...
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>>57098770
Doesn't make any difference in the end, we are all cancer anyway.
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>>57098871
I guess
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>>57098839
More like they are terrified of pic related
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>>57098843
you are a brown loser
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>>57098839
low quality. look the legs. they are not synchronized.
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>>57098911
post more cindies pls
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>>57098893
>>57098940
why don't you just stop replying to that psycho already?
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What's it like to bang a white girl?
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>>57098416

日本のような立派な自販機がここに作ることは無理です

それにも日本の機械を輸入と共に営業手法も引き連れたいが
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>>57098881
>Eu ouvi dizer que quando venta muito no nordeste muita gente morre de fome, porque o vento leva toda farinha embora, é verdade mesmo?

This is the only bully I know 2bh.
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ブサヨとネトウヨが湧き始めたので御守り置いときますね。

64屠城
中国茉莉花革命
日本任那府
李承晩ライン
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>>57098839
cheap, weak, disgust
cheap, weak, disgust
cheap, weak, disgust
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>>57098969
ひまつぶしだよw
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>>57098980
kek I love farinha though
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>>57098239
まあ、関西では「ケンタ」と云うがね。
日本ではド田舎以外にはある。
>>57098321
メキシコの治安は自動販売機が置ける程なんだ。
>>57098416
女子高生なら、自動販売機用の商品を生産できるぜ。
使用済みパンティ
>>57098893
民主党の栗金団はもとより遊戯札も中国しか眼中にないからな。
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>>57098970
Like dry milk and old sand
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>>57098974
メキシコに自販機置いたら一晩で壊されて金取られるだろ
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>>57099020
>that picture

So when will you guys finally get rid of pic related?
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>>57098974
とりあえずガチャガチャから始めよう。
パンツなら自販機でなくともガチャガチャで売れる。
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this image leaves the japs QUAKING in their boots
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>>57098981
厄除けには旭日旗
本来、そういう意味だから
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>>57099019
Me too, I eat farinha de mandioca pretty much everyday.
Fuck farofa.
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>>57098967
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どっかのレスに東日本は穢多非人ってあったけど根拠は?
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>>57099068
>this isn't even my final form
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>>57099055
タカちゃん、一晩どころか半時間保たねー
>>57099068
俺、realで妻と娘を背負ってんのよ‼
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>>57099091
Pic related is more accurate, literally.

=[
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>>57099151
どうせキチガイパンツ屋のうわごとだろ?
あいつの言うことに根拠なんて無いから
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>>57099142
totally a qt
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>>57099235
Jesus... It's been 5 years now.

I remember the meltdown as well.
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>>57098970
I don't know.
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>>57099278
ugly bitch
she is probably having sex with a Korean or a white English teacher at this moment
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>>57099183
>implying Japanese don't have humor

My grandma and mother have a wicked sense of humor. It has a "did she actually just say that" flare to it.
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>>57099278
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>>57099324
>peru has to pay to have sex with plastic koreans
>I had sex with several for free during my traveling around asia
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>>57099151
関東が流刑地だったのも知らねーのか ?
アホですね
東北に部落がないのは、全部が部落と同じだから
日本史を習ったことすらねーんだろ
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>>57099372
>he has sex with people who aren't his wife
You have some nerve calling others out on sexual degeneracy or failure.
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>スイス政府発行の戦争をせずに国を侵略する方法「民間防衛白書」
> 第一段階「 工作員を送り込み、政府上層部の掌握と洗脳 」クリア!
> 第二段階「 宣伝。メディアの掌握。大衆の扇動。無意識の誘導 」クリア!
> 第三段階「 教育の掌握。国家意識の破壊 」クリア!
> 第四段階「 抵抗意識の破壊。平和や人類愛をプロパガンダとして利用 」クリア!
> 第五段階「 教育やメディアを利用して、自分で考える力を奪う 」クリア目前
> 最終段階「 国民が無抵抗で腑抜けになった時、大量移住で侵略完了 」まだ未達成
> 全6段階を経て武力を使わずして 侵略が可能という事です。
マジかよ害人サイテーだな
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>>57099393
>premarital sex

Having sex outside marriage isn't degeneracy, jacking it to 2D idols and losing all interest in real women is
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>>57099433
Both are disgusting and depraved.
But one of them only directly harms the perpetrator.
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>>57099372
I will kill you
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>>57099387
必死やね
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>>57095534
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>>57099151
ほらよ
ちな画像の鬼界島らへんも流刑地
> 724年、配流地が定められ、伊豆(静岡)、安房(千葉)、
> 常陸(茨城)、佐渡(新潟)、隠岐(島根)、土佐(高知)が
> 遠流の地に選ばれています。
> 流される者は犯罪者だけでなく、政治的敗者もいました。
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>>57099446
>directly harms

>Use protection or birth control
>consensual
>directly harms

wut

>>57099463
t*rk go back to t*rkey
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年度末だから、あー忙しい、あー忙しい
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日本語が通じるスレがなかなか見つからない。
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>>57099508
An unchaste woman is unfit for marriage. Aside from moral harm, that's clearly a real problem.
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>>57099500
HELLO ISAC!!!
How are you?
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>>57099541
stop replying to him. he will be dead soon
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>>57099533
why you come here?
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>>57099533
どういうこと?
各言語のスレ以外は基本的に英語じゃない?
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>>57099533
英語すら出来ないのに4chに来る意味が分からない
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日本史サボってから全然ついてけない
そもそも和風とか日本の伝統とか糞ダサイし
日本やめてアメリカの州になればいいのに
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>>57099500
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>>57099533
get back to 2ch, jap. Your kind is not welcome here.

>>57099541
NEVER reply to me again you christian whackjob

>>57099581
>this mad t*rk
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>>57099683
>you honestly cannot make this shit up
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>>57095534
I bet Hillary was cute when she was younger.
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流刑地と言ったって時代で全然違うでしょ
藤原氏が東北で栄えた時代もある
江戸時代より前は関東は沼地ばかりで人口が多くない
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>>57099544
fine
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>>57099704
I just stepped on a picture of your king and there's nothing you can do about it.

Enjoy your Zika virus. We'll never know if that's why the next generation of Thais are so retarded.
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>>57099704
>an american in BangCOCK

When do you leave.....this thread?
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>>57099752
Nice.
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>>57099656
日本がアメリカの州になると一番人口の多い州になって大統領の選択を左右してしまうからそれはない
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>>57099581
>>57099704
Now I have no choice but to respond.
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>>57099771
He's not Thai.
Also disrespecting the King is disgusting behaviour.
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一応、京都ニキに報告しとくで
平安と智弁学の試合終了
2-1で智弁の勝ち
終盤までは平安が押しとったけど、9回の裏でサヨナラ負け
やっぱ野球は9回裏からやんなあ
正直どっちが勝つか分からへんかった
両チームともお疲れさん
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>>57099752
What's the temp outside in celsius?

Also, it honestly looks like 2016 is going to be a better year for anime than the last two. Seeing all the announcements on /a/ and all... I get my hopes up.
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>>57099771
Are you retarded? Why do you think he is thai
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>>57099771
for the last time takashi i'm not thai

>>57099791
not until japan realizes it's inferiority to china

@57099807
>Also disrespecting the King is disgusting behaviour.

he's a jap, all they know is disgusting behavior
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>>57099656
おまえだけが勝手にアメリカ人でもなんでも、なればいいだけだろ
他人も自分と同じ考えだとおもうなよ
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>>57099825
So is he.

>>57099845
You choose to live in a country most famous for sex tourism with young boys, get off your pulpit, you 65-year-old retiree.
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>>57099845
>he's a jap,
He's probably not, in fact. Japanese tend to have a proper, healthy respect for rightful sovereigns.
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>>57099825
>muh king
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>>57099875
>his """"""""""country"""""""""" doesn't have a monarchy
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>>57099845
For how long have you been in Thailand and how many dickgirls have you sucked so far?
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>>57099888
>his """"""""""country""""""""" is a former dumping ground for another country's human trash.
>Till worships their sovereign.
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>>57099888
>my glorious, infallible queen. I am at your service.
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>>57099936
>he continues to memepost with the same reaction image in threads outside /jp/ as well
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>>57099865
>>57099919
>le ebin sex tourist meme

@57099874
maybe behind tatemae, this thread proves how savage japs can actually be.
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開口...??? この漢字は何ですか?
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>>57099979
>he posts on a Cambodian horse painting board owned and datamined by a bunny-eared Japanese anime figure
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>>57099979
>He continues to be ruled by outdated farm machinery until a woman can take over.

>>57099995
And yet you can't refute it. Top kek.
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>>57100012
開口具
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>>57099995
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>>57100012
doesn't look like japanese to me
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>>57100060
>and it's said a picture is worth a thousand shitposts
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>>57099995
Why wouldn't you tell me how many? It's just a number.
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>>57100076
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>>>57100012
get Rikaikun/chan to read kanji in your browser

>>57100097
Pic related is you, too butt-blasted to respond.
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Hello lads
What do you do now? a lunch break?
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>>57100154
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>>57100185
More like a drug break desu senpai
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>>57100120
(you)どうぞ
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>>57100209
You shouldn't have drugs America-kun
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他のスレで中国の経済予測を書いたらネトウヨと呼ばれてしまった
財部誠一のような反中でないジャーナリストでさえ、中国の経済が危ないと言っている状況なのに
http://www.nikkeibp.co.jp/atcl/column/15/100452/011900009/
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>>57100185
It's a spring break.
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>>57099656
イギリスが良いよ
中国人はすぐ暴力ふるうしマナー悪いし
アメリカ人は傲慢ちきで嫌だよ>>57099406 みたいに既にアメリカじゃない州になってるとこもあるしさ
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>>57100258
So why do you post that shit here?
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>>57100258
ネトウヨは4chan見てないで病院行って
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>中国の経済が危ないと言っている
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>>57099831
見てた
叫んだ
負けた
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>>57100329
ブサヨは4chan見てないで病院行って
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レッテル貼りするだけの簡単なお仕事
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>>57100329
>>57100405
やめてくれな
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まーたアホウヨが荒らしてんのか…2ちゃんに帰れよマジで
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>>57100252
I'm
Not
21
+}
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「斯面図」はどういう意味ですか?
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まーたバカサヨが荒らしてんのか…2ちゃんに帰れよマジで
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>>57100537
断面図
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>>57100520
>>57100541
自演か
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幼児退行したネトウヨにはオウム返しが精一杯の抵抗なんだろうな
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>japanese """"""""""""""""""""""history""""""""""""""""""""""

>buddhism from korea

hahaha HAHHAH KEKAROO
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>Chinese HISTORY
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>>57100012
>>57100550
>>57100550
いや、まさにわざとじゃない
>>
Legit prepping for an interview for a teaching position in a month, said to depart in mid August should I actually get the job.

Any tips to secure it? I passed the phone interview with flying colors and I hope to do the same in person.

I'm not a weeb, I just want the opportunity to teach English outside of the country (I'm 21 and just graduated, so I want to take the chance to "travel" and get a job overseas).
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>>57100725
Be enthusiastic and try to impress upon them how flexible you are.
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>>57100258
あいつら日本人じゃないんだよ
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俺脇臭いんだけど...
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>>57100586
>>57100520
>>57100541
自演うざい帰れよ
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>>57100807
満員電車はやめてくれ
あとタンクトップな
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>>57100779
Thank you, this is simple but valuable advice.
I'm guessing dress-code is taken pretty seriously?
I normally just wear business casual to interviews (I've had mostly academic jobs), but would a suit be appropriate or too much?
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ブサヨ負け犬はまた吠えてんのか
>>
how much do Japanese people like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure or is it only popular in the west
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>>57100869
レミーも煽らないでくれ
言い合いになったらクソめんどくさいんだから
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>>57100889
Too bizarre for me
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>>57100846
すまん、オフ会して乗り込む(白目)
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>>57100889
When I visited (summer 2015), most anime stores had a LOT of Jojo merch. Everything from the statues and figures, chibi stuff and keychains/phone straps, posters and manga collections, and some pretty /fa/ apparel
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>>57100906
>ワキガオフ会
ヤ メ ロ
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>>57100889
I see lots of Jojo memes on twitter, so I think it's pretty popular
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>>57100859
A suit would be best.
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バカウヨ負け犬はまた吠えてんのか
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>>57100960

外国人募集してまーす!
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>>57101004
ワキガって汗の臭いとは違うんだよな?
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>>57099406
これまんまイエズス会じゃねえか
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なんかこのスレ鉛筆の芯みたいな臭いする………
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ワキガ美少女の脇舐めたい
>>
ε-(´∀`; )
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>>57101084
ワキガじゃない美少女の方がいいけど
>>
Cobra地球解放瞑想&ニュース ?@cobraportaljp 3月17日
ハンガリーには秘密のポジティブグループがあり、テンプル騎士団と強い繋がりを持っています。
そしてそのグループは新金融システムに向けて働いており、いくらかその効果が現れています。

地上のカバールの主要な中心地はバチカン、ロンドンシティー、ワシントンDCです。

キューバのフィデル・カストロ(カストロ議長)とラウル・カストロ(フィデルの弟)はイエズス会にコントロールされています。
キューバにあるグァンタナモ基地はカバールの拠点です

闇の勢力が負けを悟ったとき、どうせセントラルサンに連れていかれるのだからと、ストレンジレット爆弾を爆発させるのではありませんか?

コブラ:こういう言い方をしましょう。彼らは、本当に終わってからでないと、終わることを信じられないのだ、と。
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>>57101043
汗のにおい…酸っぱい。
腋臭…なにこの長ネギの腐ったようなにおい。ドリアンやプロパンガスとも違う何とも言えないにおい。とりあえず吐いとくわ。
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>>57101110
臭かったり汚いほうが興奮する・・・
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>>57101098
変態発見!!なにすっきりしてやがんだ!!
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>>57101165
股じゃだめなのか?なぁ、股じゃダメなのか!!?


…俺はどっちも嫌だ。臭くないのがいい
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みんな外人で馬鹿でキモイが殺しなければいかないだよ。今、あの外人にいらったら私は病気そうので

what the FUCK does this mean
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>>57101283
Why did you put some English into Google translate and then ask for a translation back into English?
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>>57101283
What a broken Japanese
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>>57101304
>>57101307
i did not write it
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>>57101283
>みんな
this means: "everyone" [in a group] , there you go
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>>57101333
and the rest?
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>>57101283
The sentence doesn't make sense
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>>57101420
This
I can't translate
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>>57101420
>>57101429

couldnt it be

>みんな外人で馬鹿でキモイが殺しなければいかないだよ。
all gaijins are dumb and gross, they should all be killed

>今、あの外人にいらったら私は病気そうので

if one gaijing was here i would get sick

?
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>>57101283
>みんな
everybody
>外人で馬鹿でキモイ
disgusting/stupid foreigners, shorthand of 気持ちが悪い
>殺しなければいかないだよ
must be killed, or should kill?, but that it MUST be done

>今
now
>あの外人
those foreigners
>にいらったら
i dont know what this is supposed to imply
>私は病気そうので
i look sick

foreigners should die, and they (something), because i look sick
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>>57100725
literally don't be an autistic weeb(which you obviously are because you want to waste your time and ruin your career by """""""""teaching"""""""" english in japan for shit pay)
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>>57100725
>being an english teacher in japan

if you dont have an english degree you will be a literal slave

if i see you in japan i will in your face, you subhuman fucking scum

i will break you, and while you are crying over your miserable lot, you will sing me the alphabet song until your throat bleeds

heh, nuthin bersonil gid hork hork
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>>57101606
What the fuck is your """"""""" ?
Some kind of dust?
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>>57101644
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""jap""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""english"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""skills""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>57101606
>>57101644
>>57101667
>tfw asians shill for your language without you having to do anything

E T E R N A L

A N G L O
N
G
L
O
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Hello
I just started reading a few days ago and I keep seeing words have the「meme angles」 around them on almost every page.

I thought they were quotes. What do they mean by this?
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>>57101479
why can you have translated that broken japanese ?
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>>57101682
they are quotes or arms (「^.^)「

「ur fukin mom kiddo」というprostituteが使った
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>>57101735
because while the nips were cowering in their bases, mexcriment was in the trenches battling illiteracy, DEEP in the muck of broken communication, never giving up hope for a better future of understanding shitposting

maybe you should take it as a lesson
>>
this is the japanese """""""""""""""culture""""""""""""" that weebs love
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>>57101758
「Are there no」 other uses? Why do 「they」 quote so darn much?
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>>57101951
I am Jewish. This is not very nice.
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おチェンベイは??
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>>57102022
「I don't」understand the question.
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>>57102067
type of rope to be used for you
>>
くっさ
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>>57102086
That is one step too far, scallywag.
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>average gaijin in japan

kek, no wonder japs hate gaijin
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I hate these threads, but the picture is fucking glorious
Commence meme theft.
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>>57102071
Cute~
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>>57102071
Imma eat it
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I don't know how Chinese tourists don't get hit by buses. They are so unaware of their surroundings!
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>>57101779
なるほど。
海外って会話一つで苦労するのか。
ていうか、メキシコって、そんなに無教養( illiteracy)って差があるわけ?
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今日の桜
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>>57102384
>I don't know how Chinese tourists don't get hit by buses. They are so unaware of their surroundings!
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>>57102384
>Japanese complaining about the spatial awareness of Japanese tourists
>
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>>57102458
Meant to say Japanese about Chinese.
Fuck.
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>>57102382
I'll stick to the cute girl.
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>>57102523
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>>57102534
日本好きだなお前。
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>>57102453
Bloody corean drivers
>>
desu
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>>57102643
新たな発見
なんでか、ティービーエッチとアルファベット入力すると”です”になる
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>>57102453
Seems kinda slow reaction from the driver
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>>57102676
そりゃそうよ
>>
敬語を多用してるキャラ萌え〜
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>>57102728
どういうこと?え?
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>>57102840
Siriちゃんとか?本場のsiriはオールタメ口だけどな
>>
>>57102895
Suck your own dick
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>>57102880
Half a year ROM please tbqh
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>>57102453
>韓国語広告塔ばかりだwww
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>>57102880
いまさらすぎる、みんな知ってるってこと
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>>57102945
半年でいいのか。4chanは優しいな。desu
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>>57102892
白井黒子ちゃんみたいな
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>>57103034
ですの!
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>>57100185
お昼ねしていた
>>
>The ultra-normie reality TV show I am watching now has a Japan-themed week
>They go around butchering こんにちは every morning
>They used the term 引きこもり
>One of the contestants is wearing a shirt with an anime girl on it, one is wearing a pikachu onesie, everyone else is wearing pervy school outfits

I am already triggered
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>>57103128
うん、これ
かわいい
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>>57102418
関東?
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This weekend I was on Santa Monica pier with some friends, and we passed by two Japanese, cute, girl, tourists.

They were so adorable, overdressed and smiling at everything they saw. It made me sad that I didn't have the courage to say something to them?

Anyone else have this feel?
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>>57103162
What the fuck

Anything on youtube?
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>>57103195
there's always some Japanese tourist group here at UCLA, I never say anything to them but often want to
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>>57103162
Oh boy, look at this fucking shit they can't even quality control their google-translated title screens
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>>57103195
Yep.
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>>57103162
まあリアリティショーならそんなことは当然でしょう?

普通態度は喜劇的ではない
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>>57100012
>>57100190
SMに使う道具かな?
>>57100537
Hentaiにおいては、挿入した膣を縦に切った絵を断面図と呼ぶのよ
>>
>>57103195
> It made me sad that I didn't have the courage to say something to them?

I find me!
>>
Someone in here can help me out here? Just tell me if I'm writing the Hiragana alphabet right.
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>>57100012
Is this a meme?
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>>57103195
>at summer camp in middle school
>some Japanese summer camp is at the same university
>Asian kid tells me to say to the girls "ippai oppai ga daisuki desu", says it means "you're pretty"
>I say it to a bunch of the girls and they laugh at me
>learn years later what it meant
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>>57103297
>ま ha

失敗
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>>57103297
You write them correctly.
Is this the first time that you write hiragana? It's very good.
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>>57103357
Yes this is my first time
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>>57103357
The る was good but the Ro still looks a bit like a 3 to be honest

You have to be careful not to fall into the trap where you write る and ろ like a 3
>>
>>57103357
Oh and thanks for the compliment
>>
>>57103407
Oh yeah I was falling for that one to be honest, I think I may practice those to words the most
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>>57103323
You fell for classic banter
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>>57103297
ね and れ are pretty annoying to write for me.
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>>57103483
Yeah that's what happen to me also, hahaha
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>>57103524
I want to teach you
but
I don't know how to teach in english.
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>>57103483
Those are ok when using a pencil or a ballpoint pen, fuck them though when using a fountain pen

I hate the above mentioned ru and ro because of the 3 trap, I cant seem to get out of it when writing fast
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>>57103570
教えるに先立って辞書を調べると大丈夫かな?
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>>57103483
>>57103524
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>>57103581
Yeah. I still prefer fountain pens though.
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>I write with fountain pens
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>>57103700
You also have pen autism?

I have to say though after buying the mars technico I have been using it quite a lot due to how ridiculously fine you can sharpen it
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>>57103741
>His words do not traverse 4 centimeters of solid gold before reaching the paper

Do you even care about what you write?
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>>57103570
No matter
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>>57103692
Lol, that's me right there
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>>57103570
Teach me man
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Not too early desu.
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>>57103886
>desu
haha, ok
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i make it
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>>57104026
>>57104026
>>57104026
>>57104026
NEW THREAD DESU
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>>57103855
>>57103811

ok.i teach you kannji in broken english

「手紙」this kannji means
in japan "letter",
in china "toilet paper"

japanese and chinese confuse in conversation.
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4chanて何レスまででスレおしまい?
1000?
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>>57103581
>>57103297
わりと綺麗に書けている
>>57103407
数字の3はな~に
赤ちゃんのお耳
こういう歌があんのよ
>>57103483
>>57103581
「ね」と「れ」は、ある漢字の草書体。
元の漢字を知っているかい?
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>>57104075
Wow, hey man do you use Facebook
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